A/N: Don't let Spitfire get you down, online brother, I'm adding what you provided to the end of this chapter to wrap up the deleted scenes for Season 2 as I write this. Onward!
A Canterlot Birthday Party: Deleted Scene 4: Happy, Happy Birthday!/Season 2 Deleted Scenes Epilogue
*So...''what happened'' you may very well ask? Oh, nothing really apart from a changeling invasion and a queen with the mind of Stormella the Ice Queen from the 1998 Rudolph movie. But it's not like any of you wanted to actually SEE all that happen. Fight scenes in MLP, in my opinion, are kinda pointless, too long, boring and...pretty much a lot of filler. And unfortunatley, there's a LOT of fighting filler in those later seasons. Seriously, what does Hasbro think this show is? DBZ? Super Smash Brothers? But enough with the rambling. Long story short, I have no ideas for deleted scenes of everything that happens after the cave scenes, so I'm skipping straight here to this happy ending instead. And by the looks of things, Cadence and Shining Armor's birthday party is going along just nicely. Right now, everyone is outside in the Canterlot Gardens dancing to some soft music. Soft music? Really? Shouldn't they be playing rocking birthday music of something? Oh, look! It's Lulu!*
Luna: (flies in next to the group) Hello, everypony.
Timon: Ahem?
Luna: (notices Timon, Pumbaa and ''Tigger'') Oh! Whoops! I mean every...creature...(nervous laugh)
Timon: Okay, Lulu, just listen to me for one second here. You know, you ponies can just say ''everyBODY''!
Luna: (confused) Huh?
Timon: Instead of ''everyPONY''?
Luna: ...but...that's what we've ALWAYS said throughout the years to each other. Right?
Timon: Frankly, I just don't see what the point in that is.
Luna: You don't?
Timon: No. That just seems like the kind of thing everybody is doing just because everybody else is doing it. Trust me, Pumbaa, ''Tigger'' and I would've known what you have meant if you had just said ''everyBODY'' like a normal human type person would. It's THAT simple.
Luna: (has no idea on how to respond) I...didn't really think it would...BOTHER anypon-I mean...anybody until...you know, just...now...I guess. Uhhhhh...are you all feeling okay? Did I miss anything?
Tigger (Discord in Tigger's body): (predicting Timon's behaviour) Oh boy. Here we go.
Timon: (casually as if nothing is wrong) Oh no. You didn't miss anything at all, Lulu. Everything has been JUST fin...(suddenly shouting) OF COURSE YOU MISSED SOMETHING! WE JUST RECENTLY ENDED UP HAVING A REPEAT OF THE PRIDE ROCK HYENA INVASION...only...with changeling thingies instead of hyenas...and, you know, it wasn't at Pride Rock...but...regardless, THE BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER!
Pumbaa: Uh, Timon?
Timon: What is it, Pumbaa?
Pumbaa: Everything is fine now. See?
Timon: Yeah, but I still can't get over the fact that we almost died...AGAIN!
Tigger (Discord in Tigger's body): Who said we almost died?
Timon: Well, it certainly seemed like that changeling queen would kill us all! (Shudders at the memory of Queen Chrysalis) Man, wasn't she scary? I don't think I'll ever get over it.
Luna: (concerned) Even though all is now fine?
Celestia: You'll have to forgive him for acting like this, Luna. Let's just say that there was a LOT of stuff that happened WAY before this birthday party actually started. And being honest like our Element of Honesty right here, NO ONE was expecting an invasion of changelings at the last minute. Not even me.
Luna: Oh my.
Celestia: So...it's probably best that you DID miss all of that.
Luna: (nods in agreement) I think your right, sister. (Looks back at Timon) Poor Timon. Too scared of everything that just happened to even calm down and enjoy the party now, huh?
Timon: (still shuddering at the memory of everything that just happened) It's just not worth it, I tells ya! It's just not worth it all! (Reaches into his famous blue suitcase from the TV show and grabs out the pendants) Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
Tigger (Discord in Tigger's body): Awww! Can't I at least take all of these desserts back to the jungle with u...
Timon: (still a tiny bit paranoid) No way! It could be poisoned by changelings!
Pumbaa: But Timon, really, the changelings HAVE all gone. We can all relax and calm down now.
Timon: Oh yeah. I'll be relaxed and calmed down alright! BACK HOME! Later! (Touches the pendant and all three of them disappear in a flash of light)
Twilight Sparkle: (notices the three of them disappear back to the jungle) Poor Timon.
Sunrise Blossom: Yeah. I didn't think he'd end up having a fear of changelings now. Mind you though, Queen Chrysalis sure scared me quite a bit too when she revealed her true form. So I don't blame him for acting this way at all.
Derpy: Yeah. I haven't seen him this in need of calming down and relaxation since we finally got Applejack to...
Sunrise Blossom: Oh, hey there, Derpy!
Twilight Sparkle: Derpy? You were invited too?
Derpy: Well, of course I was. I mean, isn't everybody invited to an event such as this?
Twilight Sparkle: Good point. Hey, where's Dr. Hooves?
Sunrise Blossom: Yeah. Was he invited too?
Derpy: No. Unfortunatley, he was too busy in his lab to join me. He said something about his scanners or something predicting an invasion here. He thought it would be an invasion of the enemies we've encountered before. Luckily, I can tell him it wasn't Missy who was invading Canterlot when I get back to him.
Twilight Sparkle: (notices her carrying some familiar looking records) Hey, what's that you got there, Derpy?
Derpy: Hmm? Oh, these? Well, I just thought that, you know, it's their birthdays and all...heh. Got me thinking about the birthday party I had in Applejack's barn and I thought no birthday party would be complete without a certain birthday song being played on DJ Pon3's sound booth thingy over there.
Sunrise Blossom: Ooh! That's a pretty good idea, Derpy! Go right ahead! I'm sure Vinyl Scratch won't mind.
Derpy: Oh. That's the DJ's real name? Okay. Be back in a bit. (Takes the record over to the sound booth)
Twilight Sparkle: (begins pouting) Awww! But I wanted to sing a special song to my BBBFF and Cadence!
Vinyl Scratch: (behind the sound booth doing DJ type stuff) Yo! Whattup, everypony! This is DJ Pon3 here! And welcome to the birthday party of Shining Armor and Princess Cadence! I'll be taking requests so if you've got a song you want me to play for this party, just give me a shout!
Derpy: (pops up right next to the DJ) Ooh! Ooh! I've got a request! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! I even have my own record with me! Please play it? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEE?!
Vinyl Scratch: (tries to calm Derpy down) Alright, alright! Calm down, will ya? I WILL! Sheesh! Ahem. This next song is requested by Derpy Hooves of Ponyville. And by the looks of what it says on the record, it's a birthday song. (Shrugs) Meh. It'll do, I suppose. I mean, it's not MY type of music. But it'll do. (Begins playing it)
Rainbow Dash: (recognises the tune) Oh no. Tell me that's not...
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy,
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy Birthday
(Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday)
Happy Birthday to you!
To me?!
To you-
Everybody!
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy, Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you!
Sing it to me one more time!
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy, Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you!
Hooray, yay, etc.
Oh, thank you, everybody,
thank you!
Hey - let's sing it again!
A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three!
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy
Birthday, Birthday!
Happy, Happy, Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to you!
*After a lot of dancing, eating cake, playing games, and photos being taken, the birthday party is soon over and it is time for everyone to go back home. Including the birthday boy...and...girl. Now they're getting into their taxie (aka: Benny the Cab from Roger Rabbit) and are on their way to...um...wherever their home might be.*
Twilight Sparkle: (watches the taxie drive off) Now, THIS was a great birthday party.
Sunrise Blossom: Uh, EVENTUALLY you mean.
Applejack: Yeah, Twi. Remember? We just had a few minor hiccups along the way.
Sunrise Blossom: ''Minor''? Really? We were INVADED by changelings, we almost lost and possibly DIED like Timon said, and because of Queen Chrysalis, Timon was too frightened of her to even accept that everything is now fine and had to leave early. You call THOSE ''minor hiccups'', AJ?
Applejack: ...um...oh, alrighty then. They were MAJOR hiccups. Happy now?
Sunrise Blossom: Very.
Fluttershy: Um, speaking of Timon, shouldn't one of us go back to their jungle home and look after him? I'm actually starting to worry a little bit about him.
Rainbow Dash: You WOULD, Fluttershy. You worry too much about EVERYTHING in existence! (Notices Fluttershy giving her the stare) YIPE! (Cowers) N-n-no offence intended.
Fluttershy: Oh. Well, in that case, non taken.
Rainbow Dash: Phew!
Sunrise Blossom: Well, I'll tell you what, since I still have my trusty pendant with me, I'll spend the night with them and look after him for you if it'll calm you down for a bit, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Thank you, Sunrise.
Twilight Sparkle: Good. Glad that's all settled. In the meantime, we'd better find a cozy hotel for the night as it's getting late. Doesn't look like the trains to Ponyville would be running at this time of day. Night, sister.
Sunrise Blossom: (gives her one last hug) Goodnight, sister! Goodnight, everypony! (Touches her pendant and disappears back to the jungle)
Sarah Quartz: (blinded by the flash of light) AGK! My eyes!
Pinkie Pie: (puts some sunglasses on Sarah) Good thing I have these sunglasses stashed all over Equestria in case of sunglasses emergencies.
Sarah Quartz: (now wearing the sunglasses) What the? Pinkie? How did...
Rainbow Dash: Man, what I would give if each and every one of us had our own pendant that teleported us back home every time we go out somewhere. It would always save us a walk back. (She notices everypony just staring at her in disbelief) WHAT?!
Twilight Sparkle: Rainbow Dash, you and Fluttershy are pegasi. You both have WINGS. Which means that you can just FLY back to Ponyville at ANY time. Like...RIGHT NOW for instance.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. But...(desperately tries to think of a good excuse)...um...I'm lazy?
*Poor Twilight just groans in annoyance and faints. This causes Rainbow Dash to actually stop being lazy and fly back home to Ponyville (mostly because she doesn't want Twilight to get any madder at her). Everypony else just makes their way to a hotel of some kind. And yes, Applejack is carrying the fainted Twilight on her back. And because Fluttershy has a fear of flying in the dark, she's following everypony to the hotel too. Wise choice, Fluttershy. Wise choice.*
*Back in that same old cinema...*
Timon: Well, there you have it, folks! That's the whole of Season 2 and how it REALLY happened all wrapped up and over with!
Discord: (spits out some chocolate milk that he was drinking) What? Really?! Already?! B-b-b-but it can't be! I-I-I was really enjoying myself!
Pumbaa: Well, Discord, you know what they say. Time flies whenever you're having fun.
Sunrise Blossom: Especially if you're a pegasus pony. Then time really DOES...(snickers)...fly. (Begins laughing like crazy while you guessed it, a rimshot plays in the background)
Timon: (unamused) Sunrise, in future, please just leave all the jokes to me. That was just TERRIBLE!
Discord: ''TERRIBLE''?! Oh, puh-lease! I definitely wouldn't go THAT far! It wasn't THAT bad of a joke. A little...predictable maybe, but even so...
Trixie: (appears out of nowhere by magic like she often does in the show YET AGAIN) HUZZAH!
Timon, Pumbaa, Sunrise and Discord: (all jump...again) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Hide under their seats...again)
Trixie: (just groans) Ugh! Okay, are you all just gonna hide under those seats EVERY time I make a Great and Powerful entrance like that?
Timon: (sits back up) Gee, I guest that just all depends.
Trixie: Depends? Uh...on what?
Timon: Depends on if every time you make an apperance will be EXACTLY like that all the time! Trixie, what do you want from us NOW?!
Pumbaa and Sunrise: (sitting back up) Trixie?
Discord: (also sits back up) I'm sorry. Who?
Trixie: (sees Discord and gasps in horror) D-d-d-d-Discord?! Y-y-y-y-you're...f-f-f-free?! (Screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! RUN AWAY!
Sunrise Blossom: (covers Trixie's mouth with her hoof) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there, Trixie! You've got to relax!
Trixie: BUT IT'S DISCORD!
Pumbaa: So WHAT if it's Discord? He's on our side now. Right, Discord?
Discord: Heh. You know it.
Trixie: (confused) Huh? Y-you are?
Timon: It's a pretty long...and boring story. Just tell us why you're here, Trixie.
Trixie: You mean you've completley forgotten? Boy, talk about being the BRAINS of the outfit.
Timon: HEY!
Sunrise Blossom: (confused) Forgotten what, Trixie?
Trixie: If you all remember the time I was here in this cinema with all of you right here...
Discord: Actually, I wasn't here the last time you were...
Trixie: I said as how once you were finished showing everybody what REALLY happened in Season 2, I'd be back to show you more of my backstory. And how I came across that Alicorn Amulet too.
Discord: What's an Alicorn Amulet?
Timon: Hold on one cotton picking minute there, Trixie Lulamoon! You're getting WAY too ahead of yourself right now!
Trixie: What are you saying?
Timon: What I'm saying is, yes, you CAN watch how Magic Duel really happened. But you have to wait until we GET to that episode!
Trixie: What?! You mean Magic Duel ISN'T the first episode of Season 3?
Sunrise Blossom: (sighs) I'm afraid he's right, Trixie. It looks like you're gonna have to do a bit more waiting for a while. Besides, I'm not sure if skipping straight to your episode is a good idea either.
Pumbaa: Yeah. That would be going out of episode order. It just wouldn't make any sense.
Discord: But then again, what fun even IS there in making sense I'd like to know? Hmm?
Timon: So, sorry, Trixie. That's just how it is, I'm afraid.
Trixie: (disappointed) Awww, man! My fan-club is gonna be so disappointed when they all get here.
Timon, Pumbaa, Sunrise and Discord: (confused) ''Fan-club''?
Sunrise Blossom: Uhhhhhh...WHAT ''fan-club''?
Trixie: Oh, you don't know? Well, since I started being more and more nice to ponies, becoming good friends with them and so on and so forth, I've been getting a little bit better at some of my magic shows that the audience is really starting to love me for who I am now that they've started their very own Trixie fan-club! Ha! What do you all think about that?
Timon, Pumbaa, Sunrise and Discord: Uhhhhhhh...
Trixie: (spots her fan-club dropping by) Oh! And here they all come now!
Timon: (covers his face with his hand) Not again!
(As the fan club converses into the theater, Discord magically transports himself, Sunrise Blossom, Timon, and Pumbaa up into the projection booth, and they watch the chaos below.)
Sunrise Blossom: Well, looks like we can't start on the beginning of Season 3 just yet.
Pumbaa: (nods) Yeah, and they'll be wanting to go straight to the episode with the duel between Trixie and your sister, Sunny.
Sunrise Blossom: (sighs) I know.
Discord: (examines the projector and gets an idea) Hmm, I think I know how to get the fan club out. Listen… (and he whispers his idea to his friends, and they all grin in response.)
Trixie: (waits as her fans all settle in the seats before she speaks) Thank you for coming! And now I shall start the-
Sunrise Blossom: (teleports next to the blue unicorn) Excuse me, Trixie.
Trixie: (startled) Oh! Yes, what is it?
Sunrise Blossom: We got something planned for you and your fan club that I think you all will enjoy. Want to see?
Trixie: (immediately sits down) Of course!
Sunrise Blossom: (smiles) Great. (And teleports away.)
(The lights dimmed and the screen comes to life with Scar and the hyenas singing "Be Prepared" on a endless loop.)
Trixie and her Fan-Club: (all screaming in terror) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HYENAS?!
Trixie: (begins running towards the exits) Quick! Everypony, this way! Women, children and Great and Powerful Magicians first! LEG IT!
*They all follow Trixie out of the exits still screaming and panicking that the hyenas are out to get them until at last, as if by magic, they've all gone.*
Timon: Ha-ha! We did it! It worked! I can't believe it actually worked! They're gone! Ha! Glad I thought of it.
Discord: Yes. Genius. Pure geniu...HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! Glad ''YOU'' thought of it? What are you talking about? It was MY idea! I was the one who whispered it to all!
Timon: Yeah, but I was the one who said it was a good idea! Therefore, it was MY idea!
Discord: Okay, that is NOT how it works, Timon! And YOU know it!
Timon: Ah, who asked you?!
Pumbaa: (looks at them both arguing) Oh boy.
Sunrise Blossom: Hmm. I imagine this is going to take quite a long while before we move on to Season 3, huh, Pumbaa?
Pumbaa: Sure looks like it, Sunny.
Sunrise Blossom: So...what now?
Pumbaa: (just shrugs) Meh. I'll go get some popcorn.
Spongebob Squarepants Narrator With The French Accent: Well, it looks like everyone in here is a little busy. So I'll say it for them. We hope you all enjoyed the Season 2 Deleted Scenes. Tune in next time when we make a start on the deleted scenes from Season 3. Now, get lost. Uh...I mean...bye. Uh...no really. Get lost.
(Reference to the end of the Spongebob episode ''The Sponge Who Could Fly'' before anyone questions the narrator guy's sudden rudeness.)
THE END
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A/N: And that's a wrap! This was a great way to end this, online brother, and I will see you on Wednesday! Bye for now! R&R everyone!