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Warnings: rough sex, Christmas sexual innuendos

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Paring: Heidi X Santa(?!)

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Chapter 37

White Christmas

Heidi gets her Christmas wish fufilled

"We have to hurry Auntie Heidi!" Carlito gushed, pulling his aunt along, "Or else Santa's gonna forget about me!"

"Jeez, kid, you're yanking my arm out my socket!" Heidi yelped as she was dragged through the mall, her purse and shopping bags being jostled, "Look here, Mini Carlos, if you make me drop my Hermes's bag!"

Heidi let out a huff as she was ignored. She hated coming to the malls, she hated this time of year. Everyone was festive and jolly and all Heidi wanted to do was shut herself in her house until the new year.

She had made the choice to venture out her house, pick up her godson Carlito and enjoy the day with him. With the new baby in the Manoso household, Carlito could use the break as a new big brother and the crying. They went ice skating, ate too much pizza, went to the movies and enjoyed themselves. They were now at the mall, Heidi wanted to pick up presents for her close friends and family members and that triggered Carlito to ask Heidi to see Santa. Heidi really didn't want to fight the mothers for a spot in line but Carlito was adamant and so now, here she was being led to Christmas Village to face this train wreck.

Heidi sighed as she stood beside Carlito in line, shifting her bags and looking over at the Santa sitting on his throne like chair, listening to some girl list off all the stuff she wanted for Christmas. He was nodding his head but he looked like he wanted to be somewhere else. She could relate to the store Santa.

The line to Santa grew shorter and shorter and still Santa looked bored to tears. When Carlito was second to next, with Heidi standing by him, Santa looked up at Heidi, looked away, did a double take and then looked at her again. It sort of creeped Heidi out. When it was Carlito's turn, Santa made a come hither motion to Heidi and Carlito, more to Heidi than the boy.

Heidi looked around and then pointed to herself, which made Santa nod his head. She shrugged and then led Carlito over to the Santa. Carlito jumped on his lap and said, "Santa, this is serious business, I have a lot of things I want."

"I see," Santa said, looking over to Heidi, who shrugged her shoulders.

"I'm just the godmother," Heidi said, as Carlito got comfortable on the man's lap.

"So here's what I want," Carlito started off and Heidi tuned him out as he spoke until he got to, "And I want to find a boyfriend for Auntie Heidi."

"Oh?" Santa said, looking over to the woman, who let out a choked noise and looked at her godson, "Is she lonely?"

"Very much so, or at least that's what my mom says to my Papi," Carlito said, with a frown, "I really don't know."

"Carlito, I'm going to get your mother and your father," Heidi hissed but then Carlito jumped out of Santa's lap and then suddenly, Heidi was pulled into the man's lap, "Hey! What's with the manhandling?!"

"Now now, you can't ask for what you want standing, you have to sit on my lap," Santa said, looking at Heidi with sharp blue eyes. Now that Heidi was looking at the Santa, she noticed he looked young, way younger than most Santas should be.

"Aren't you a little too young to be playing Santa?" She moved in the man's lap to look at him closely, "Geez, this isn't a jolly belly, these pecs are like solid steel and is that beard even real?" she reached out and tugged, hard.

"Ouch, hey woman, don't tug too hard and why are you tugging that?" Santa said, leaning closely to Heidi, "I would rather you tug my hair and not my beard," Heidi flushed as Santa leered at her.

"You shouldn't' talk like this!" Heidi said, looking around, "There could be kids around, my godson Is here!"

"My elf has him busy," Santa said, looking over to where an elf stood, showing Carlito a toy, "Now, it's just you and me, kitten, can I call you kitten?"

"Hnnn," Heidi sighed crossing her arm, feeling Santa's arm flex slightly around her waist, "I guess, so what do want me to do?"

"I want you to tell me what you want, Kitten," Santa's gloved fingers trailed up her waist, slowly, "And I'll see what I can do…"

"I have everything I want," Heidi said, leaning back against Santa, shrugging, "I really don't have-"

"Carlito already blabbed what you want, Kitten," Santa said, looking at Heidi, "You want companionship, a lover, I can see it in your eyes, you're tired of being alone."

Heidi squirmed and gasped as Santa tightened his arm around her waist, "Stop that, Kitten, that sexy bottom of yours is going to make my candy cane hard."

"Oh god," Heidi groaned as Santa leaned forward to speak to her.

"Now, Kitten, you pretty thing, Santa can give you a companion and then some," Santa hummed, tapping his fingers on Heidi's back, "But, Santa has to know, have you been naughty or nice?"

"I think I've been nice," Heidi said giving in to Santa and his talk, looking at Santa who hummed again and looked hard the woman, "Really, I have!"

"I see, maybe Santa would be okay if you were naughty," Santa murmured, his eyes hooded, "put you on the naughty list and make you earn your way back to the nice list."

"I think you need to be put on the naughty list!" Heidi yelped jumping up her cheeks flushed, "You-you dirty Santa!"

Heidi grabbed her bags, grabbed Carlito and then fled from the Christmas area in the mall. Santa chuckled and then said, to himself, "Can't wait for Christmas eve."

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"I'll walk home," Heidi said, her cheeks flushed from all the drinks she had at the Christmas party that Stephanie hosted, "Don't worry Stephanie, I'll be fine!"

"Are you sure?" Stephanie asked, ushering Carlito upstairs, "I can get Carlos-"

"No, I'm good!" Heidi slurred, with a drunk hiccup, "Don't worry, I'll be good! Me-merry Christmas!"

Stephanie shook her head as her friend stumbled down the sidewalk. Luckily, she only lived two streets down or else she would have called a cab for her. What was she going to do with that woman?

Heidi let out another hiccup and began to hum a Christmas song. She pulled out a cookie and chomped on it, looking thoughtful. As always, a Rangeman party was nice, but a Christmas party always had that magic to it. Too bad she had been the odd duck out and was without a partner. It was sickening to watch as Tank and Lula snuggled, gross when Bobby and his wife kissed, it was appalling when Lester and his wife danced to that old Christmas song and to top it off, it was utterly disgusting when Stephanie and Carlos exchanged presents and called each other pet names. Yuck, blah!

"I'm not jealous," Heidi muttered, finishing her cookie and wiping crumbs off her coat, "I'm not-I'M NOT JEALOUS" she punched at air in a drunken rage, "Santa, you little-little bitch nugget! Y-you said, before you got all sexual preadotor on me that I've been nice, and that you'd bring me a gift! Damn it, I want a partner, bring me one, it's Christmas eve, make some stupid magic happen before I-I zap you silly!"

"Shit, Kitten, feeling violent tonight?" Heidi screamed and turned zapping the person that popped up behind her, "Oh shit! Mall Santa!"

"Yeah, I'm extra crispy now," Heidi walked over to Santa and watched as he took off his Christmas hat and put the fire out, "Whoo! You almost smoked me, automatic move to the naughty list."

Santa had short blond hair and that had Heidi looking at his beard, "Santa you have two different hair colors, what the fuck?!"

"What? Oh, well, Kitten, I'm not an old Santa, I'm a young one, I just change the color of my beard for those traditionalists, you like my hair? You can tug it, if you want to," Santa said, putting his hat back on, winking at Heidi, who hiccupped and swayed, "Oh, shit, you are drunk, girl."

"Whatever, I had to get drunk, cause-cause those freaks at the party, had like…lovers and, it was getting gross, with the kissing and hugging," Heidi slurred as Santa walked over to her and wrapped an arm around Heidi's waist and began to walk her down the sidewalk, "Oi, where are we going?"

"Taking you home," Santa sighed as he led Heidi home, "Come on, Kitten, let's get you to bed, where do you live?"

"Er, biggest house on this street, the end of the road," Heidi said, as Santa walked her down the street, "Oh the streetlights are spinning."

"Mhmm, I see," Santa said, leading Heidi up the stairs to a large house, "I see," he unlocked the door with ease, "We're home!"

Santa led Heidi into the house, closed the door and locked it behind him, turning on the side light and then led her up the stairs. Heidi stumbled into her master bedroom and fell on the bed, giggling madly and then turning to look at Santa who, took his hat off and shucked off his coat, tossing it on the chic reading chair Heidi had in her room, "What are you doing?"

"I'm making myself at home, Kitten," Santa said, sitting on the bed and kicking his boots off, turning to the confused woman, "What?"

"What about you delivering presents?" She asked as Santa climbed beside her in bed, helping her out of her boots and coat, "It's Christmas Eve, dude."

"Elves, geez, you act like I do it all on my own and our delivering system has modernized," Santa shrugged, summoning a plate of cookies, "Cookie?"

"I'm not sure you're Santa," Heidi said but she took a cookie and ate it, her head falling back on her pillow, "What are you doing here with me?"

"Well, Kitten," Santa said, chomping on another cookie, "I told you that Santa was going to bring you what you want!"

"What was it, again?" Heidi asked as Santa set the cookie on the nightstand and loomed over Heidi, "Santa…what are you doing?"

"Told you that I was bringing you a partner for Christmas," He purred, his beard brushing against Heidi's cheek, as his hands found, "I bring me for you!"

"And that means?" Heidi asked, with a hiccup as Santa leaned in closer to her face.

"That means, we're going to make some Christmas magic tonight," Santa said before leaning down and kissing Heidi deeply, "Mmm, is that eggnog on your breath."

"Disgusting Eggnog," Heidi said, looking up at Santa, even more dazed from the kiss, "But it was the only thing with booze in it, I drank a lot of it."

"I see," Santa said, leaning down to kiss Heidi again, "Mmm, shit! This mouth might give me some trouble!"

Heidi let out a garble, "What?" As Santa pulled her up and kissed her, his tongue sweeping out to enter her slack mouth. Whatever resolves she had were blown away and she was quickly kissing Santa back, a deadly combination of loneliness, booze and holy shit, Santa was packing heat in his pants.

"God, is that an arm in your pants?" Heidi asked, pushing Santa away, "God damn, I can feel that thing pulsing."

"Wouldn't you like to know," Santa leered, getting up from the bed and quickly pulled his pants off, along with his briefs, "Take a look, sexy."

Heidi let out a noise in the back of her throat, looking at the beast in between Santa's legs. It was only just half hard but damn! That was going to make Heidi sore in the morning, a good sore though.

"I want that in me," Heidi slurred, looking up at Santa, "Fuck me with it, please."

"I'll give you a white Christmas, Kitten," Santa said, running a hand up and down his rapidly rising cock, "But, you're on the naughty list, and kind of drunk."

"M'not that drunk," Heidi hiccupped, crawling over to the man, to the end of the bed. "I'll show you how nice I can be."

"Or are you, I mean, you smell like you bathed in boozy egg-FUCK A DUCK!" Santa swore as Heidi grabbed his erection and went right for the kill, pulling it into her mouth, "Geez, Kitten, that tongue of yours, girl!"

Heidi gave him a drunk wink and began to work on his cock, her head bobbing up and down the long, wide shaft of Santa's cock. She gripped the blankets on her bed tightly and let out a breathy moan, as she felt Santa's hand on the back of her head.

"You like that thick candy cane, Kitten?" Santa asked, pulling his cock out of Heidi's mouth, looking down at the woman, taking his cock in his hand and slapping her cheeks with it, "Mmm, naughty little slut, sucking down my cock like you owe it money, you're going to have to work harder, you naughty slut to get off the bad list."

"H-ic!" Heidi looked up, "How hard?"

"Hard, I'll show you!" Diesel said, grabbing the back of Heidi's head and pulling her forward onto his cock, working her mouth up and down his thick shaft, He rested his other hand on the back of her head as well and then began to pound into her mouth, groaning in bliss as her throat closed around him, "L-like this, Kitten, oh shit, your mouth is sucking good on my Candy Cane."

Heidi looked up at Santa as she fucked her mouth, her hands gripped the blanket hard, she could feel her mouth bruising up from the punishing pace and she could barely get a breath in after each stroke. She could feel her tonsils getting punched to oblivion by Santa's candy cane. Santa let out a grunt, hunched over Heidi's frame as he fucked her mouth.

"Shit, shit, shit!" Santa groaned, pulling out of Heidi's mouth, "Fuck! Look at that mouth!" He ran his fingers over Heidi's bruised and shiny mouth, "You sucked down Santa's candy cane like a champ. I do think you have made your way off the naughty list, now, let me show you was a nice slut can get."

Heidi let out a squeak as Santa pushed her on her back and crawled on top of her, staring down at her, with a serious face, "Heidi, you little minx, Santa has a gift for you!"

Santa crawled down Heidi's frame and somehow, magically took off all of Heidi's clothes, leaving her naked in front of the man. Heidi tucked one arm under her head, hitched her legs up and spread her thighs, smiling coyly to Santa, saying, "What kind of gift do you have for me, Santa?"

"Christmas kisses, Kitten," Santa said, leaning down and kissing his way around Heidi's stomach, going down, slowly, "All over."

Heidi giggled, breathlessly as Santa kissed her bare skin. Her giggles turned into something else, breathy moans as lips found the tip of a nipple. She looked down at Santa who smiled cheekily at her before opening his mouth and suckling on a nipple. She arched her back and moaned loudly, as that tongue of Santa's played with it. Heidi let out a groan as he sucked hard and played with the other nipple with a free hand. Heidi squirmed and squeaked under the man's actions and then suddenly, Santa had Heidi's legs in the air, spread wide and he was looking down at her sex, his eyes darkening.

"Girl, you are bare, and I am hungry," Santa whispered, before lifting Heidi's bottom so that she was nearly upside down on the bed, "Time to eat."

"Oh fuck!" Heidi screamed, as Santa dove in, his tongue and mouth working hard on her pussy. Heidi cried out in bliss, her legs were locked by almost brutally strong arms so she couldn't move at all. Santa worked on her clit, with his tongue and lips, dipping down to lap at the juices that leaked from Heidi as he ate her out. She let out a whine as Santa begin to finger her clit, his blue eyes looking down at Heidi's face as he did.

"That's right, Kitten, I want you to cum and scream from my fingers," he continued to rub the tiny organ, feeling her muscles tighten under Santa's actions, "Oh fuck, baby, you're leaking like mad!"

Heidi tossed her head back, grabbing the blanket and gasping as she felt her orgasm came roaring up from the fingers on her clit. She was going to go crazy, shit, she was going to explode! Heidi let out a wail as she came quickly. Santa quickly latched on to her pussy to drink up what was leaking from it. Heidi let out a shudder as she went lax in Santa's arms, her frame shaking. She felt Santa let go of her legs and she seemed to melt into the bed, breathing deeply as Santa spread her legs again and then aimed his erection at her entrance.

She groaned, her eyes rolling back in her head as Santa entered her quickly. She gripped Santa's arms as he began to fuck her in earnest. It was rough and hard, but damn, it felt great, she wanted to be fucked like this all the time.

"Looks like you're having a jolly time," Santa looked down at Heidi as he fucked her hard, hilting in her, watching her breasts bounce, "Fuck, damn girl you're so tight, you like Santa coming down your chimney?"

"Santa, you fucking pervert, stop with the Christmas sexual innuendos," Heidi wailed as she wrapped her legs around Santa's waist.

"Fine!" Santa growled, snapping his hips forward, "Was running out of things to say anyways!"

It was so good, Heidi could hardly catch her breath as Santa fucked her. She opened herself up to Santa and Santa took it all with stride, fucking Heidi so hard that she saw stars. Suddenly, Santa stopped fucking her and flipped her around, pulling her up on her hands and knees and entering her so quickly, that it took Heidi's breath away. He let out a groan and watched her bottom jiggle with each snap of his hips. It looked so spankable…

'Slap!' Heidi let out a squeal as a hand came down on her bottom, "Santa!"

'Slap, slap, slap!' Santa's hand was heavy and combined with the pleasure from Santa's dick, had her arching into it, crying out for more. She cried out as a hand reached up to her hair and tugged it back, making her arch her neck.

"Mmm, there we go, you are squealing like a Kitten now," Santa said as he tugged Heidi's hair and spanked her bottom, "Oh fuck, every time I smack that fucking ass you tighten around me, begging for more!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Heidi screamed, as she was fucked, "Yeah, right there, Santa, you're so good inside of me!"

"Mmm, Kitten," he leaned down and kissed Heidi's neck, "Sexy girl, gonna keep you with me, make you Mrs. Claus, I saw you at the party, under mistletoe , letting those young bucks kiss you, that's not going to happen after me, all these kisses belong to Santa now."

"Yes, yes! It all belongs to you," Heidi wailed as her orgasm began to roar it's way forward, "I'll be Mrs. Claus, I'll be your wife, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me-Oh fuck!" Heidi saw white as a finger on her clit and a heavy, heavy blow to her bottom had her cumming harder than ever before. She screamed and screamed and screamed until finally the white overtook her vision and she fell to the bed out cold.

Santa came deep inside of Heidi and looked down at the woman passed out cold on the bed. He overdid it with the spanking but shit, he couldn't help himself. He laid on the bed beside the woman and spooned her with ease as she let out a drunk induced snore into the pillow.

A very Merry Christmas indeed.

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"Ugh," Heidi groaned as she woke up, "What in the fuck, I feel like I've been hit by a train," her head throbbed with agony, her throat hurt and her voice was rough and her body felt as though she had been tossed down a mountain, "Wha-what happened?"

Heidi sat up and blinked, her eyes blurry before she rubbed them and looked around. She had the wildest dream that she had fucked Santa and shit, what a fuck that had been. She wiggled her toes and looked around. Nothing out of the ordinary, it was just her, it was Christmas and she was alone.

Lovely. Heidi laid back on the bed and muttered, "Fucking Santa, invade my dreams, gives me good dream sex and isn't even real!"

"I wasn't a dream," a voice said, making Heidi sit up, suddenly to see Santa by the door, dressed in a pair of jeans, a t-shirt and a flannel shirt, "Sorry you woke up alone, you have zero food in your house, went out to that Wawa down the road and got breakfast and coffee."

Heidi took the offered coffee and looked at Santa. His beard was blond now, shorter too, to match his hair and he looked more like a mountain man than anything else. He sat down beside her and gave her a sandwich, "Fucking shame all the stores are closed, I'd make you a Christmas breakfast."

"I'm going over to a friend's house for lunch," Heidi said, as she rubbed her sore throat, "Damn, what did I do last night."

"You took my candy cane like a pro," Santa said, leering at Heidi, who looked away, "So, about that declaration to be Mrs. Claus-"

"Oh no, it's not going to happen instantly, "She glared at the man, "Sure, you can fuck me good, but-! You need to woo me, Mister, and I'm not that easy, just cause you're Santa Claus, doesn't mean you can get me that easily!"

"Santa knows all," Santa said, leaning close to Heidi and kissing her nose, "I think I can win your heart easily."

"Hmmm, maybe," She got up and walked over to the bathroom, "I'm gonna go take a shower, I think a bunch of reindeer ran over me," she bit her lip and turned to Santa, "You can join me, if you want, Santa."

"Ma'am yes ma'am!"

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"Santa's your boyfriend?!" Carlito asked, as the two arrived at Stephanie's place for Christmas dinner, "Wow! That's so cool! Now I have a direct line to get all the good presents!"

"When it's not Christmas, my name is Diesel," Santa winked to Carlito, "We can't let everyone know who I am, right?"

"Right!" Carlito said, dragging Santa-no-Diesel over to his gifts to thank him, "Is Auntie Heidi gonna be Mrs. Claus soon?"

"I'm trying buddy, but she's like a tough nut to crack," Diesel winked at Heidi who scoffed and gave him the bird, "See!"

"Where in the hell did you pick him up," Stephanie asked, looking at the man, "He's like a fucking 12 out of 10!"

"Eh, at the mall, he promised me a partner, decided he fit the bill, oh well, at least his candy cane is huge," Stephanie leaned forward to look at Heidi.

"Oh, do spill the tea…."

END

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