Reader Discretion Advised: I don't believe stereotypes are right or factual. I do however believe they are hilarious.
Class 1-A
Izzy M- Izuku Midoriya
Bomberman - Katsuki Bakugo
Sonic - Tenya Iida
Ninja Mina - Mina Ashido
Bass Bitch - Kyoka Jiro
Froppy - Tsuyu Asui
Tentacle Hentai - Mezo Shoji
Thermostat - Shoto Todoroki
Discount Sue Storm - Toru Hagakure
Wayne - Hanta Sero
Garth - Denki Kaminari
Knuckles - Eijiro Kirishima
French Fry - Yuga Aoyama
Tails - Mashirao Ojiro
Deus Ex Machina - Momo Yaoyorozu
Anti-Grav - Ochaco Uraraka
Ultra Furry - Koji Koda
Sugar Daddy - Rikido Sato
Tsukuyomi - Fumikage Tokoyami
Purple Haze - Hitoshi Shinso
Class 1-B
Battle Fist - Itsuka Kendo
Reptar - Setsuna Tokage
Poison Ivy - Ibara Shiozaki
My Little Pony - Pony Tsunotori
Literal Iron Man - Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu
Johnny Lawrence - Nieto Monoma
Big Three
Swole Vault Boy - Mirio Togata
CutieDevil - Nejire Hado
Support
MeiDay Parade - Mei Hatsume
7:00 pm on a Wednesday
THE MITTENS OF DISAPPROVAL
Anti-Grav: So anyone do anything fun for new years?
Purple Haze: I listened to goth metal and smoked weed.
Bomberman: You do that every night.
Purple Haze: This time I smoked my namesake.
Ninja Mina: Noice.
Discount Sue Storm: Wouldn't that be cannibalism?
Deus Ex Machina: About as cannibalistic as Midoriya eating a cinnamon roll.
Ninja Mina: Anyone else picturing a cinnamon roll eating another cinnamon roll?
Discount Sue Storm: Best mental image ever!
Battle Fist: Better than the image of Monoma and his copies of Granny Hooters magazine.
Izzy M: Tell him he still owes me 150 dollars American for those magazines.
Literal Iron Man: He said something about how nobody pays for pornno anymore.
Izzy M: Tell him I want my money or I'm breaking his god-damn legs.
Bass Bitch: He'll do it to.
Garth: I've seen him do it.
Reptar: When?
Garth: At a head shop. He bought a really expensive bong and some guy tried to steal it and he beat the shit out of that guy with a metal bong.
Bomberman: THAT WAS YOU!
Thermostat: I heard it was a bear attack.
Wayne: Woodland creature or chubby gay dude?
My Little Pony: I heard it was both. Working together in a glorious display of nature and lgbtq pride.
Izzy M: There was a chubby gay guy in the store.
Deus Ex Machina: How do you know he was gay exactly? It could have just been a regular chubby guy.
Izzy M: Cause he was wearing tight whight pants with no shirt and was holding sparklers and a rainbow pride flag while eating a cheeseburger.
Garth: I don't know. Sounds pretty gay to me.
Poison Ivy: Ok. Monoma finally left his room and his left arm is like super buff.
Literal Iron Man: It's like that one scene in Family Guy when the neighbor discovered internet porn.
Izzy M: In that case.
Izzy M Has changed Johnny Lawrence's username to Geezer Pleaser
Geezer Pleaser: Why?
Bass Bitch: Cause your obsession with Granny Hooters magazine.
Izzy M: I find your taste in porn disturbing. Would you like me to recogmend you a therapist?
Sonic: What is that referencing exactly? You make way too many references.
Izzy M: Clippy the Microsoft office mascot.
Anti-Grav: So Deku, what did you do over new years?
Izzy M: I went to an Asian bar's basement and played ping pong with some guys...Lets just say they were the type of guys who don't like losing very much.
Ninja Mina: Then what happened?
Izzy M: They worked me over good. Then when I thought it was over. They shoved a paddle up my ass.
Garth: Jesus. I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle handle up my ass.
Izzy M: It wasn't the handle.
Deus Ex Machina: Then that means…
Izzy M: I'm damaged goods.
Bomberman: I know for a fact that is bullshit.
Knuckles: It was?
Bass Bitch: Bakugo's telling the truth. I was at Izzy's parents for new years and Bakugo's family was there also.
Ninja Mina: That's a relief.
Discount Sue Storm: Any good drunk Midoriya incidents?
Bass Bitch: Well he tried to kiss Bakugo at midnight and landed in his neighbors' cactus garden when Bakugo threw him over the railing.
Izzy M: I was surrounded by cacti.
Purple Haze: It's cactus.
Izzy M: IT'S CACTI! Either way it was painfull as fuck.
Bomberman: Serves you right.
Izzy M: I said I was sorry.
Bass Bitch: Why are you apologizing? It was funny as hell.
Authors Note: Chapter 36 Answers: The title and tracks from Kaminari's demo were from The Jim Jeffries Show, the phrase "Teargasming" is from Scrubs, Shinso's reaction to teargasming is from JonTron, the magazine Granny Hooters and Monoma's reaction to it are from Steve and Larson's Ten FTW series from Machinima. Also as it turns out the Carolina Reaper is no longer the hottest pepper in the world. It is now Pepper X that's the hottest.
Also: I still need questions for a Q&A thing I'm doing where you ask the characters the questions, The first topic is family history and the first few characters are Izuku, Ochaco, Bakugo, Iida, Todoroki and Mineta. Feel free to ask as many questions as you want and make them as juvenile and inappropriate as possible.
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