WARNING THIS GETS REALLY VIOLENT.
GODEMIT Sean lloyd wus made sow he dhen destroyed syugar ruhs adn dey wereal in an epty void ha ha ha DIS EDNES HERE he sad. sudeny dey charged dere gud guy majcivks adn killed seean lloyf intu a milion pises.
UUUHHHHHHH kriishima wok uhp liek a szobie ebcuz thuder wudeny leht her slep. GODDAMIT kirishima yeled aftur her heroics she sstil haz no frieds esect or aki adn mirai IM EVIL NOW kirihsima yelled at aoki and mirai whu wer having a fight. YOU CHEATED aoki yeled NO I DID NOT Mirai sot bak. SILENCE kirishima yeled deh two subordinates locked aht deh silver haired twin tailed dictator. krishima's green eys wit fury. SO LISTEN UP we will spinkle deh fod in gensokyo adn deh erth wit dis dust i creyted adn it wil brainwash everyone to BE MOI FRIED ADN NOT HATE ME. deh two girtls wet bak to fiting shooting lazars and stuff adn threowing toys, rocks, feathers, pillows, bobbleheads, doors, shoes, bats, bombs adn liter fluid ajt echother. Mirai's fire and aokis ic colidid adn mad a minitur explson.
IT WUS XXJUEEDHY deh evol alien HU EATS BABIES. deh XXJUEEDHY quickly multiplied adn it dehn consumed deh resifents of hensokyo. OH WAT DEH FUCK sakuya said she wus mad becuz she finly goat sum rest olny for it to be interupted.
XXJUEEDHY wus consuming farys adn eating babies brandon wood deh child of ypumu adn i forgot wus now a baybal player adn he hti ober 70 homeruns.
Meanwile in Vampiria. Kirishima started a restuarnt chain cald Shima's Steakhouse aht new yok adn it bacam a susess HOWVER she sprinkled deh majick dust aslo nown as deh "seasoning" on deh fod wich mad peoploe becum addicted to deh restant food. deh adictod peoploe wud den tel otters to try deh food adn it wud spred.
HA HA HA kirhisma cackled all deh petty humans wer being addicted to deh food suuner or layter she wus gonna modify deh majick dust sow peoploe wud becum her fried even doe dey dont now hu sdhe is. eventuly deh restrant chain took over america adn bot dere government suner or layter it wus a world domination. sudeny kirishima wet to ameriica adn mad a punlinc apeareadncec adn now everyune lovd her but she wated MOre sow gensoyo ws next even doe deh XXJUEEDHY aliens wer attaacking.
MENWILE IN DHEH GGIANT FORTESS DAHT WUS FRYING IN DEH SKY Milton white was busy troturing cirno. MILTON WHITE WAS THE EVELIST PERSON EVER HE IS SOW EVIL HE IS A PHILLESS ADN A EALGE ADN ASTRO FAN HE RAPS LITLE CILDIREEN SOW HE IS A PEDOFILE ADN HE HITS GIRLS WITH BELTS ADN HE IS IS ASLO A DRUG LORD HU SUPPORTS ANARCHO-PRIMITIVES HE DEHN BAT UP CIRINO adn he dehn fot sakya adn lost. howevuer Shima's Steakhouse opened in a vilage in gensokyo peopleo becaam adictid to deh meats dere. yukari warned peoploe about deh restrant buht deh edictid peoploe often wud giv otters meals frum there adn it spoerad. sakuya madder becuz now dere wer two insidents. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SEAT YOU GUTLESS FATSO! byakuren yelled aht alice OMG dahts sow out of character Byakren wud never yel aht sumeone. sudeny a tetacl grabbd sakuya OMG DONT MOLE STRAEP ME. sakuya niffed deh tnetlacle alien adn kjillde it deh XXJUEEDHY wer taking over sudeny reisen cam over. Yo Dude you want some of this tasty filet mignon. sakuya knew sumthing about the retstraunt was sketchy. sow she refused. come on itz good sudenly everyone in the restaurant walking like zombies wre trying to get sakuya to eat the food. sudenly kirishima appeard adn shotted deh addicted peoploe to protecc sakuya. thak you sakuya sad she didnt now she wus being tricked. sakuya wanna come to my place aht 6:00PM sakuya agred adn she wet to diner dey ate a pourly cocked chicke n ina basket. deh chiken had way to mcuh mustard adn deh skin of deh chicken was all burnt sakuya bit intu deh chicken adn sippit it out. soh house my cocking kirishma sad. GRATe sakuya lied deh chicken was horible sakuya gaged aht deh taste of deh chicken which was drenched adn drowned in mustard. after sakuya left kirishima popped her devilish grin HA HA HA sow now she wil suspedct noting. kirishima wert to sakuya adn decided to hep her wit de insident abowt deh XXJUEEDHY aliens dey blasted deh vilians adn cot Milton White adn heped cirino they wet to dere houses where lkirishima finaly started her scheme. all suvants gater kirishima yelled. now with dis device kirishima pointed aht a remote. all deh adicted peoploe wil be under moi control. dehn deh addicts wich include sum powerful peopleo stroger dehn moi wil be controled adn nowbody wil suspedct a thig MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
sudeny deh addictcs started adctig crezy dey attaked deh non adidcts adn tried to dadict them dey attaked everyone sow sakuya, youmu, reimu, sanae adn marisa teamed up too defeat the addicts. Kirishima dehn joined them to "Help" dey al blasted deh addicts but sudeny dere was a horde of them over 1 million dey all shocked buht SDENLY kirishima pushed them intu deh horde adn dey all died except for sakuya. kirishima laffed MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ive finaly won she said she grabbed the remote NOW NOBODY WILL TEASE OR HATE OR OUTCAST ME NO MORE. NOT SO FAST. sakuya yelled she grabbed sume of the majick dust adn she grabbed kirishima adn made her eat deh dust sudenly sakuya had control over kirishima sow she made kirishima grab a knife adn slowly cut her throat until blood spewwed out like a gardenhose. sakuya grabbed a boiling stew and made kirishima put her hand in the stew Kirishima screamed in bloody pain as the stew seared and fried her hand just like the chicken she made earlier. but the torture was farfrom over sakuya made her grab the knife and perfore a self surgery and rip every single gut and limb from her body sakuya then grabbed a nail and hammer and smashed kirishima's legs slowly then her chest and kirishima screaming the whole way IM SORRY she yelled in desparation tears falling down her cheeks. finally around the the cut throat sakuya then snapped kirishima's throat in half and the screaming stopped the dictator was no more.
after the kill sakuya looked down at herself blood everywhere the guts of kirishima were everywhere sakuya then grabbed krishima's head and performed a taxidermy on it sakuya really loved kirishima's silver twintails and her green eyes so much that she perserved her head. what sakuya didn't realize though is that slowly she was becoming a murderer and a psychopath.