Okay, moving on from Star Wars here.

PREVIOUSLY...

As this happens, a recap of what happened to Peter. His attempted assassination, putting him in a coma. Meanwhile an attack from the ginger kids forces everyone to fight without him.

"You can just save the day without me." Peter said to Karin.

"Peter, don't say that..." Karin pleaded.

But it didn't do anything. Peter just disappeared.

"Peter! Peter, wait!"

End of recap.

Description: Randy becomes obsessed with a video game.

"Check this out everyone!" Randy said, polishing an arcade machine in the garage.

"Burgerboss!" Stan gasped.

"I used to rock at this game." Randy said. "I was best in the class."

"What's the whole purpose?" Shelly said.

"It can help you with your futures." Randy said.

"We already know our futures." Stan said. "I marry to Wendy, have twins, and successful jobs for each of us!"

"You don't know that yet."

"Oh yeah I do. Peter showed me."

"Uh huh. And he's a wizard." Sharon said sarcastically.

"Or we can use that money for a family vacation." Randy suggested.

Later, Randy was playing the game.

"Watch out for the ketchup!" Stan said.

Randy jumped over the ketchup bottle, but he fell into a pit, costing him his last life. In total, he made about 93,600 points.

"Aw..." Stan groaned.

"At least I got a high score though!" Randy said.

Randy entered his name.

RANDY1.

"Hey, Burgerboss!" Jimbo said, walking in.

"You play?" Randy asks.

"Yeah."

"Why don't you try and beat my high score then?"

Jimbo walked up to the arcade machine and inserted a quarter.

10 minutes later...

Jimbo got to the lava level. He dodged several condiments like pickles and onions before being hit by a ketchup bottle, costing him his life.

"Whoa! You got 317,000 points!" Stan gasped. "What was your score again Dad?"

"No." Randy said.

"See ya, Randy! Oh yeah, I forgot." Jimbo said.

Jimbo went to the arcade machine and type up his name on the leaderboard. Everyone but Randy looked at the board and gasped.

RANDY SUX

"Really funny, Jimbo!" Randy grumbled.

Jimbo laughed at that.

"And when I beat your score, I'm going to write JIMBO IS AN ASSHOLE AND HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL SUCKS! AND HE'S DUMB!"

"He left dad." Stan said.

"I saw."

"Okay, time to knock of Randy Sux on the leaderboard." Randy said to himself after failing to reset the score by unplugging the machine and plugging it back in.

"I don't know, Randy, isn't this turning into another peeing race with Jimbo?" Sharon asked.

"It's not a peeing race, It's a pissing contest."

We cut to a moment where Randy and Jimbo had drank so much alcohol that they needed to pee. Jimbo shot his piss higher than Randy's. So Randy thought to shoot straight up, which he ended up pissing himself.

Days passed, Randy played the game.

"I DID IT!" He cheered.

"You beat Jimbo?" Stan asked.

"No, but I broke 100,000 points."

"Uh, what's wrong with your hands?"

Randy looked at his hands, his fingers were all crooked. Trying to pick up his phone was a nightmare.

"I guess I need to see a doctor." He said.

"Good." Sharon said.

"Otherwise I have to stop playing."

"Bad."

Randy came home wearing wrist braces and carrying a bottle of painkillers.

"The doctor said that I need to wear these and take one pill a day." He said.

"And...?" Sharon said.

"The last thing the doctor said was to stop playing the game."

"Good."

"But Randy Sux is on the board."

Randy went to the garage and played the game.

The next day, Randy went to the garage... only to find the game not there.

"Where's the game?!" Randy panicked.

"Look at me, Randy. I got rid of it." Sharon said.

"What?! Why?"

"You have a problem with it."

"Yeah, I do have a problem, Randy Sux in on the board! And I need to get it off! I'm gonna track down this game and knock Randy Sux off the board!"

"Okay, okay..."

"I'm not gonna leave any stone unturned!"

That was when Randy noticed a truck carrying Burgerboss. The truck then drove away, but Randy was able to catch up to it.

The game ended up in the possession of the arcade.

"Yes!" Randy said.

"Whoa sir, what are you doing here?" A security officer said.

"I'm just going to go play a game."

"Yeah, I can't allow you in without kids."

"Damn it!"

So Randy came back with Shelly and Stan.

"Ahem, excuse me, my KIDS and I will go." Randy said.

"Yeah, we were made from this guy turd!" Shelly said.

"What am I supposed to say?" Stan asked.

"Just rub it in his face."

"You can just go in." The security officer said.

Randy bought game tokens, but only gave one to Stan and Shelly.

"What?!" Stan said. "I can't play a game with one token!"

"What do we do now?" Shelly said.

"I don't know!" Stan said.

Randy then went to Burgerboss and played the game. At that point, Peter's friend Chris walked in.

"Ketchup bottle, in 3... 2... 1..." He said.

Randy was killed by a ketchup bottle.

"Whoa, Chris. You seem to know about this game." He said.

"Yeah."

Randy looked at the other arcade machines and that Chris's initials were on all of them.

"You seem to know about video games."

"Yes."

"Can you like, help me with this game?"

"Step aside."

"No, I need to do this by myself. I can't even get past Level 29 because of that stupid chicken leg."

"Whoa. Just chill. I'll train you, if you help me with something."

"Fine, what is it?"

"You owe me 20 bucks."

"Ugh, fine." Randy said, handing him a 20.

As Randy trained with Chris, Stan and Shelly just crashed birthday parties to get free food. Randy's score went higher, more cakes were cut, more pills were taken to fix the pain.

"There you are!"

"Huh?" Randy groaned.

It was Newton and his friends.

"So you said you were helping Randy with something?" Newton said.

"Yeah, I was trying to help him get over 300,000 points."

As they talked Randy's drug hallucination grew. Things now looked like sprites. Newton turned into a chicken leg attacking Chris, though in real life, Newton wasn't doing anything to Chris at all.

"CHICKEN LEG!" Randy screamed at Newton.

"Ah! Ahh!" Newton screamed as he ran.

The two ran out the building.

"Ow! My leg!" Randy said from far off.

Newton ran down the sidewalk as Randy chased him. Video game music plays in the background. Randy jumped over a bench for the bus and grabbed a tomato slice (in real life, a trash can lid) and hurled it at Newton.

"Help! There's a crazy-ass man after me!" Newton screamed.

Newton ran to a fancy dinner party and hid under the tables. All while a raging, drug-induced maniac running in.

"WHERE ARE YOU CHICKEN LEG?! I NEED TO FRY YOU NOW!" Randy screamed.

One guard knocked out Randy with his nightstick. Randy regained consciousness outside.

"And stay out!" The host said, slamming the door.

"Where am I?..." Randy breathed.

"Hi, dad. " Stan said, walking in.

"Stan, where am I?"

"Whoa, you seem to hit your head there."

"Can I go home?"

Soon, the Marsh family were at their living room.

"You know, I've seen to take things really far with Randy Sux." Randy said. "And you know what? I'm kinda glad it's on there."

"That's true." Sharon said.

"I shouldn't be obsessed with little things like this. So that's why I'm not even gonna try and get Randy Sux off the leaderboard."

"That's the thing I want to hear." Sharon said.

After the kids and Sharon left, Chris knocked on the door. Randy went open it.

"Here's a 20, get Randy Sux off the board." Randy said.

THE END.

I guess Randy never learned his lesson.