A memory

Of a certain

Fire Queen

Quoting from her

A small lesson

With colossal impact.

We always have a choice.

Even the lack of choice

Is a choice.

Thus, he chose.

He refused to play along.

The woman in front of him

If one would look closer

Thunder and lighting

Between them

Her glare

Certainly enough

If it could kill

He would die a hundred times.

Only a hundred times.

Some time ago

He was certainly a cynic

With a weak resolve

And if he was the same man

He would break down

In ruins

But no.

A gaze such as hers

Definitely dominating

Crusher of will

He was no exception

It was taking a toll

On his resolve

Yet he was quite nonchalant

Although it was menacing

He could care no more

Than getting this whole matter

Over with

So he could leave.

His hands found their way

Into his pockets

All the while

Maintaining

A façade of self-assured

Calm composure.

And he matched her glare.

"Very well. You may as well join us for dinner. Take a seat."

There was tension in the air

With an atmosphere

Not only can you cut it with a knife

He may as well use a hatchet.

The grand oval table

Of dark lacquered wood

Smooth as if glass

And on a cushioned seat

He leaned his tense body

And breathed calmly.

There are times

In life

When even the devil

On your shoulder

Will ask you

What the fuck are you doing?

And speak of the devil

To his left

Her.

"Hikigaya-kun."

"Yes."

"You seem awfully calm... about all this."

"Do I?"

He frowned at her.

"Actually, I am having one hell of a fucking time. Why did you not tell me the Yukinoshita are going to be here?"

He whispered

Venom and frustration

Apparent in his voice

Which earned him

A mischievous smirk

From the conniving girl

Beside him.

"That's more like you. It was a surprise."

"Oh, color me surprised alright. Even your grandmother is here."

He carefully eyed

An elderly woman

Thin gray hair

In a dark kimono

Yet strangely enough

In the room

Of currently four cold people

She seemed

In a word

Warm

Less menacing at the very least.

"Oh no. She's not my grandmother. That's Miyako-sama."

"Uh-huh. Whatever. I'm not interested in your little family reunions."

There were still

Several empty chairs

Which could only mean

More company.

And assuming

The several dozen people

Excluding the five of them

Standing around the dining hall

Would be relatives

Or more

Blue-bloods.

And by some even more

Wretched stroke

Of luck

Or misfortune

It seemed as if

Worse

Just got worse.

"My, my. Look who showed up."

His eyes widened

Aghast

At the sight

From the grand doorway

Appeared

The ice queen

The prince of masks

And his family.

His face paled

Heart sank

It was bad enough

The Yukinoshita

Now

The Hayama as well

And he cursed under his breath

Inwardly grimacing at the sight.

"Fuck. You."

The devil gleefully smiled.

"Is that on your bucket-list?"

"Seriously. What the hell are you thinking?"

"Now is a good stage for some fun."

"Fun..."

He could only knead his temple

As he staved off

A headache

Induced by such

Rapid

Repulsive

Events.

Looking at the two

It seemed the feeling

Is mutual

An expression

Of shock

Disbelief

And perhaps

Extreme hagride.

Everyone at the table stood up

To greet the new guests

As he exchanged glares

From a particular

Blonde prince.

Stranger still

The ice queen

Merely gazed at the floor

Not daring to look up.

The two families

Exchanged salutations

Unfortunately

Soon enough

Attention was drawn

Towards a new face

Among them.

Particularly, him.

"New face I see. Who's this young man?"

"Hikigaya. Hikigaya Hachiman, sir."

The social interactions

He involved himself in

During this dreaded event

Far exceeded his yearly quota

And will last him into old age.

Note to self

Never go

To events

Especially

Champagne

And ties

Ever again.

All these social exchanges are killing him.

And all the while

A certain devil woman

Was genuinely enjoying herself.