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Ch. 34
Mandy Brocklehurst
Dolores Umbridge was having a bad afternoon and it was thanks to the centaurs for dragging her away. The evil toad of a woman wouldn't acknowledge that her insults were the cause of her getting dragged. When the centaurs reached a slide leading underground, they dropped the undersecretary onto the slide and mocked her as she screamed like a banshee. After ninety seconds of sliding, Umbridge reached some kind of cave that was decorated with stars. She landed on her rear end, causing her to seethe in pain and squeeze her eyelids shut tight.
"Look who decided to drop by!" sneered Harry.
Umbridge opened her eyes to see Harry standing in front of her, accompanied by a girl with ash-blonde hair in a pageboy haircut. The girl's school uniform was decorated in blue and bronze, which meant that she was a Ravenclaw student. They were both glaring at the evil toad of a woman on the ground.
"Who are you?" Umbridge demanded from the girl.
"Mandy Brocklehurst, Umbitch!" the girl responded with a sneer. "What kind of person do you call yourself for committing child abuse and oppression?"
"I'm afraid you're mistaken, missy!" Umbridge retorted.
"She ain't mistaken, you evil toad!" Harry snapped at Umbridge. "You certainly committed both crimes during your reign of terror. Didn't anyone teach you that no one's above the law, no matter who they are?"
"None of your damn business, Potter!" Dolores growled.
"I was being rhetorical, you ole hag!" Harry retorted. "You just like to abuse your power to the extreme, ignoring the fact that karma is a bitch when you treat somebody like shit."
"Harry's right, Umbitch!" Mandy snarled in the toad's face, pointing a finger in it at the same time. "An egomaniac such as yourself only cares about either wealth, power or fame, or should I say infamy in your case? Yes, for sure because all of explanations point to you."
"Now's the time to receive your just desserts, Umbitch!" said Harry smugly, forming a mischievous grin on his face.
He and Mandy whipped their wands out and started casting some spells. Then everything around Dolores started spinning like crazy, causing her disorientation. When it all stopped, Umbridge found herself trapped in some kind of pod, with her ankles and wrists tied securely in conjured rope. When Harry and Mandy appeared in front of Umbridge, the teens started cracking their knuckles before whipping their wands out again.
"What is the�" Umbridge started asking.
Then the pod she was in slowly started spinning, much to Harry and Mandy's amusement. The spinning speed was also slowly increasing, with Umbridge's face beginning to turn green. When the spinning was over, Umbridge saw that her pink cardigan turned purple. That resulted in her glaring at the teens, since she hated the colour purple more than anything. Then a countless number of spinning stars began flying towards Umbridge, slicing her cardigan outfit repeatedly and leaving countless rips and tears in it.
"That's not the best part, Umbitch!" Harry sneered.
"There's more to come, for the worst for you, toad!" Mandy informed Dolores, another mischievous grin forming on her face.
Then two strange creatures with eyes (house elves in disguise) began kicking and scratching the evil toad. That gave enough time for Gringotts goblins Griphook and Ragnok to walk up to Umbridge, where they formed mischievous grins on their faces.
"You owe Gringotts fifty billion galleons for all of your threats, stealing and using blood quills, and making most of the students write lines with them!" Griphook informed.
"Now it's time for you to start greeting the dragons because you'll have to work in the Gringotts Prison Mines for 500 years!" Ragnok told Dolores, with a mischievous laugh.
So the goblins tied Umbridge around her arms and waist before grabbing her shoulders and apparating away. Once Umbridge and the goblins were gone, the house elves transformed back into their normal selves.
"Dobby, would you and Winky apparated myself and Mandy over to an abandoned alley somewhere in London?" Harry asked. "I think pizza for dinner would be a nice way to celebrate the toad's permanent downfall."
"Ooh, pizza definitely sounds good, Harry." said Mandy in agreement.
Then Dobby and Winky grabbed Harry and Mandy by their respective hands to apparate them over to London. Peace was restored at Hogwarts finally, with the members of the Inquisitorial Squad caught and apprehended. No more blood-quill detentions, no more educational decrees, no more lifelong quidditch ban for Harry, no more prison-like environment, and no more Inquisitorial Squad. All the house points that the squad unjustly docked were returned. Things were beginning to look up for once.
The End!
Author's note: Another one-shot completed. Which girl should Harry be paired with in the next chapter? Please let me know in a review or a PM. Happy reading!
