Housekeeping


Alpha and Omega woke up.

A purple Dyson vacuum, a newer model, wheeled up to them as well as a gray Kirby vacuum.

"Wow," the Kirby vacuum said. "I never thought we'd get another of my brand." He sounded apathetic.

The purple dyson wheeled over. "Ignore Gerard, he's a bit of an angsty teen."

Gerard raised an eyebrow. "I'm technically a teen. Made in 2003. They say I'm an Ultimate G."

The two old vacuums looked at each other.

"In all my years, I never thought we'd be..." Alpha began

"Together again?" Omega said.

Gerard groaned. "Hey, aren't you the ones who argued a lot?"

The two just stared at him.

"Yeah, I was once at Val's vacuums..."


A maid entered the vacuum closet and pulled the purple Dyson out.

"Yeah, we're in a hotel. Nice one, but some of the messes can be nightmarish." Gerard said.