With A Snap
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Chapter 42: Slashers
You know the story, a guy and a girl alone in an old house. When night comes around, monsters creep out.
BANG!
As the shotgun went off, it was clear that this wasn't going to turn into the typical horror movie.
"Move your ass!" Ash Williams called out, as he fired about shot from his shotgun.
In his hand, he held the Necronomicon Ex Mortis, a book if he had his wish it would be wiped from the face of existence.
"Stop talking about my ass!" Cassie Hack shouted as she fired her gun.
Her shot took the head off one of the deadites. Circumstances had drawn them together; Cassie managed to send Margaret and the others away as she ran into Ash. They left before a half-drunk college student stumbled onto the book and summoned the evil dead.
Ash grunted, finding out he was out of shots, so he quickly switched it out for his saw.
It took them a good hour to kill all the deadites.
Ash was an idiot with a saw and gun, and a metal hand. He ended up finding more copies of that book than he'd ever want to.
Cassie was the last girl, but in her blood, she had everything to make her into a slasher. After the death of Vlad, her friend in killing killers, she settled down.
But the world had other plans.
Cassie wiped the blood from her forehead, "I thought you were going to keep that book hidden."
Ash glared, "I did,"
"Are you sure?" Cassie asked, "You're getting up there in years, maybe you forgot."
"I'm sure, I threw it in a safe and buried it six feet under and even planted a tree on it. I tried being green."
"So, how the hell did a drunk and stoned idiot find it and read it!"
"It's calling to us as it did him."
"Oh, you got to be kidding me," Cassie spat out, in the corner of the room was a raggedy old toy, "Chucky."
"Oh! You remember me?" The serial killing doll smiled.
One of the walls ripped open as hockey-masked giant cut through it with a machete.
"That Crystal Lake Freak!" Ash growled.
"You're going to hurt his feelings," The voice was followed with the sound of metal scratching wood.
Stepping out of the dark, a man in a terrible sweater and a worse face grinned.
"Freddy? You Ugly Son of a bitch." Cassie reached for a nearby ax.
"You talk about nuns like that," Freddy smiled as he took a step forward, ready to pounce.
"The Book Calls for us; it calls to be used."
Behind Ash and Cassie stepped out a figure, in black with nails sprouting from his face.
"Okay, I don't know that guy." Ash commented, he had met some of the others and certainly heard stories.
Thew new figure had a grand voice; he spoke like he was more than anyone of them, that he knew more and experienced more.
Freddy rolled his eyes at him.
"Destiny moves ever closer to completion, even now the world quakes to what is to come. The book demands to be set free before then."
"I have no idea what you're talking about, Buddy." Ash gripped his saw, "But if you guys, you will have to take it from my cold and yet still strong hand."
Freddy just smirked, "I'm sure you give it plenty of exercise, Ashy."
"Graa!" A deadite they missed pounced on Ash.
Ash Quickly flipped it over and onto Jason.
"Come here, sweetheart!" The doll jumped on her.
"Get off me!" Cassie hissed as Chucky managed to stab her with a butcher's knife. She tossed him into the air and spun to hit him with her ax.
She didn't connect as the ax cut through ash. "The hell?"
"It's begun!" Pinhead started, "We need that book if there is any chance to escape!"
"Come on! I know I have to have a spare here!" He couldn't find anyone shotgun shell as the deadite lunged at him again. But as the demon grabbed him, it dissolved into dust.
Ash tumbled back and coughed, "What?" He noticed pin head Reach for him, "Flattered, but your not my type. I'm more into ladies in black leather such as Cassie here."
Cassie readied her ax; she wasn't sure who she was going to use it on yet.
PinHead Pulled out chains from somewhere and wrapped them around Ash's hand and pulled him closer, "Buddy, learn to take no for an answer. I did."
Ash hissed as he suddenly felt long blade dig into his side," Your lips say no," Freddy stood behind him. "But your eyes say yes."
Freddy's head was then chopped off by Cassie, "I hate him."
Pin Head Pulled him close, but as he reached for the book, it was gone, it was consumed in dust along with Ash.
"No!" Pin Head Screamed.
"What the hell is going on?" Cassie readied to attack the cenobite.
"Its' too late," He said, "Too late for any of us." His final words hung as his form dissolved.
Cassie stared unsure of what to do, then felt her body crumbled. Her last thoughts were of her makeshift family and her lost Vlad, and even the loud and sometimes sexist Ash.
The fell silent as Jason rose.
"Great! I'm stuck with this idiot! Why does this seem so familiar."
Jason picked up the severed head of Freddy and walked off.
Author's Notes: So yeah, big cross over, Evil Dead, Hack/Slash, Child's Play, Nightmare on Elm Street, Hellraiser, Friday the 13th. Some of you might not know HackSlash it a fun comic series from a few years ago, a girl and her friend vlad go out killing movie serial killers and supernatural threats. They had a number of cross over with horror movies including one with evil dead. So I decided to get them all together here. Not a big horror guy but I have seen most of these and knew enough of the others. So, I hope I did a good job, let me know what you think and leave a review.
Q&A:
msmeow1968: Lupin is on my list, I have an idea for it. Yeah, I don't know the others. I know NCIS but its a lot more grounded in real life and having something like the snap in it feels out of place.