Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs

Title: Mitsuharu Shorts and What-Ifs
Rating: T
Fandom: Detective Conan; Cells at Work!
Summary: This is a collection of stories that revolves around my main fanfiction, Mitsuharu. It will contain shorts that are canon to the Mitsuharu storyline as well as What-Ifs.

What if Haru was a red blood cell?
Cells at Work! Crossover

Field Haru was a red blood cell. He was currently tasked with delivering oxygen. 'Wait…why am I delivering oxygen?'

Suddenly, the ground started to shake. Large cracks formed and several large creatures burst out from beneath the ground. They were each a different color. These creatures were pneumococci bacteria. "This land now belongs to us!"

'W-What is going on!?' Haru stuttered.

A silver bacterium lunged at Haru but was kicked to the side by a white blood cell. "Like hell I'll let you harm my precious baby brother!"

"Shuichi!?" Haru exclaimed. 'Why is he wearing those clothes!? He looks so weird wearing all white! He also looks so pale!'

"Akai Shuichi…" Gin wiped the blood from his mouth. "You're the strongest white blood cell. Today is the day you die!"

Several other white blood cells appeared and engaged in battle against the pneumococci bacteria. One pneumococci bacterium was blue and calmly walked over to Haru. "Hey there. You're cute,"

"Eh!?" Haru stumbled back and fell to the ground. "C-Cute!?" 'What the hell are these creatures!? They didn't exist in the Detective Conan World!'

The blue pneumococcus bacterium offered a hand. "The name's Gubat Jonah, but my coworkers call me Cognac,"

Suddenly, Cognac was kicked in the face and sent flying by a red blood cell. "Stay the hell away from Haru-nii!" Masumi yelled.

"Red blood cells aren't fighters!" Cognac shouted. "It's the white blood cells that do the fighting!"

"Screw that!" Masumi snapped. "I'm not letting you take advantage of my big brother!"

Cognac did his best to dodge all of Masumi's attack. "I will marry Haru!"

At that declaration, the white blood cells/Mitsuharu Protection Club all killed their current targets before turning their attention to Cognac. "No, you won't! We won't let you!"

'I'm so confused!' Haru was frozen in spot, unsure of what to do. 'How did me reincarnating into this world turn it into…this!? I could've sworn that everything was fine just yesterday!'

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Haru jolted up awake, eyes scanning his bedroom. "Where the **** am I!?" He thrashed and stumbled, falling off the bed.

"Haru, are you alright?" Akai rushed to his side and helped him back onto the bed and tucked him in.

"Oh thank Arceus, you are back to normal!" Haru sighed in relief. "You were very pale and wore only white clothing!"

"Haru, what are you talking about?" Akai questioned. "Me, very pale? You're the one that's sick with pneumonia,"

Haru broke out into a coughing fit and Akai soothingly rubbed his back. "I-It was just a dream," 'More like a nightmare,'

"I brought you some miso soup," Akai passed the bowl to his younger brother just as the doorbell rang.

As Haru drank his miso soup, Akai opened the door and immediately started stabbing and cutting at the blue pneumococcus bacteria. "Die, you son of a bitch! Why won't you stay dead!?"

"Haru is mine!" Cognac roared.

Haru had heard the roar but ignored it, thinking he was hearing remnants of his dream. On his nightstand was a manga he had read before falling asleep: Cells at Work!

Even as a pneumococcus bacterium, Cognac still falls in love with Haru.