"Ok, our target is Chris Chan. He is an autistic who may have symptoms of hebephrenia. The autism kind of makes it hard to tell. He is an emotionally stunted individual and CWCville is his safe space to escape reality."
"We should expect his main base to be heavily fortified. It looks like they have a minigun array surrounding the perimeter. Expect their ground defense force to be the strongest faction. His OCs are the commanders of these platoons."
"So, what's our plan?"
"According to this map on DeviantArt, there's an electrical power plant in the Zappin' district."
"No, there isn't."
"Well, not even Chris Chan zeself knows what's in the town, so…"
"This is a suicide mission?!"
"As I was saying, if we take out the power plant, we can disable the minigun array, and phase two of our siege can begin. That's when we can send in the others that don't have ridiculously high defense or Deus Ex Machina powers. It will be an all-out assault to get to the Church of God-Jesus, where Chris sits upon xe's gilded throne, surrounded by those guardians."
"Right."
"Chad, Ethan, Leni and Lana will go for the power plant. We'll be waiting for the second attack when the array goes down. Leni has Deus Ex Machina powers, so she can hopefully make it so the miniguns don't obliterate you."
"Don't worry, guys. I called in some air support."
Cool ships in Shadow's color scheme streak across the sky.
"Wait, was that…?"
"Star Wolf? The space pirate mercenary group from the Star Fox series?"
"This might work. Chris Chan has such a high knowledge (or lack thereof) of Sonic, that ze might not be able to comprehend anything else."
"Well, let's begin."
Inside CWCville…
"Robbie here, no problems…"
Their platoon gets roasted by Wolfen II laser fire.
"Robbie here, there's a small problem."
Chris Chan's glorious visage gets plastered on ze's villainous narcissism screens outside the perimeter. Xe makes an announcement.
"What do you think you can do…against these Gatling guns?!"
The minigun array focuses fire on Star Wolf's ships. With around 24 miniguns firing at them at a time, at least 3 million rounds a second were being shot at them. It sure is a good thing the Wolfen II are futuristic space ships that are only affected by laser fire. Although, Chris Chan did make it so that the miniguns had infinite ammo…
"Let's cause some chaos, boys! Raze this place!"
"Sure thing boss! I can't wait to kill these degenerates!"
"Don't forget we're supposed to support the ground force. I'll take out some of the miniguns."
"Do what you want, Panther. Oh look, a shopping center!"
"I'll take out the major buildings in the feral zones."
Star Wolf splits up and begin attacking the sectors of CWCville from above. Wolf heads to the Feral Exclusionary Zone, where some of Chris Chan's cringy OCs have been infected with literal weaponized autism contracted from years of their lord and savior being trolled online (it's a miracle the whole town hasn't been infected yet.) That madlad actually put a weapons factory and barracks there by complete accident, but it seems that no one has actually gone there. Leon heads straight up and just begins shooting at anything that moves. His modus operandi is killing anything he sees, so nothing's changed. At least he's helping society by causing a mass genocide of furries. Panther begins shooting at the minigun array and manages to destroy around eight of them, as well as blasting a hole in the wall before he's forced to retreat.
"Look, one of the Star Wolf members made a hole, we can get through!"
"Chad, Ethan, Lana; Are you ready?"
"Yes!"
"Bulletproof!"
A white aura surrounds them.
"We should be immune to any minigun fire now."
"Let's go!"
"Charge!"
Leni summons a laser pistol for Lana to defend herself with as well as an assault rifle for herself. Chad gets out his diamond sword and NES pillow shield, while Ethan gets out a grenade launcher (Sig made his arms as strong as the Chadtronic video).
"I didn't make us explosion proof, point that at the enemies, Ethan."
"I will."
The team charges at the hole while around six miniguns fire at them, but thanks to Leni's bulletproofing, they don't get obliterated!
"Sir, Sector Ζ has been breached!"
"Deploy all ground forces to Sector Ζ! We must protect the Natural Museum of Christory! We don't want another Fire of Alexandria to happen and the populace to not remember my greatness!"
"You heard our lord and savior, get the entire army there now!"
"As for those predators in the sky, War, take care of them! I have a plan that will freeze them out!"
"Right away, my goddess."
War leaves, while Chris Chan does an evil villain pose on the throne.
Meanwhile, our ground team has been killing these Sonichu abominations left and right. But they just don't seem to let up!
"By order of her royal majesty, you are to be executed imme-"
The group was saved by incoming laser fire! A row of hot plasma burns around 20 small infantry platoons, and the executioner is none other than Leon!
"No, you first!"
With Leon providing covering fire (really, he's just here because there's a lot of things to kill), the quartet enter the power plant. Navigating the complex, they find five Sonichu in cryostasis. A green Sonichu, a blue female Sonic, retarded Knuckles, a white angelic hedgehog, and a purple Sonichu with an attitude problem.
"Are those…?"
"The Chaotic Combo. Even in the Bible of Chrischatology, they were thought to be just a legend. We can't let them join this battle! We're already on the losing side, no matter how many platoons Star Wolf help kill, ze has a literal army, and these five super generals could just end the battle instantly."
"We're going to Zemo them?"
"Yes, kill the purple one first. He has the powers of Deus Ex Machina…also he's Chris Chan's surveillance expert."
Ethan swaps his grenade launcher with a Colt .45. Leni hands Chad a Glock.
The four of them take aim and…
BANG!
Four synchronous gunshots take down four members of the Chaotic Combo. Only one left. Lana aims her laser pistol at it and blasts it away.
"It's done. There may be a chance…
Cut to outside…
"Hah, this is too easy!"
"It's not fun killing targets that won't fight back."
The Star Wolf members stop their gloating to notice an Arwing heading straight for them. A bird appears to be piloting it. Must be that hotheaded Falco…wait, isn't Falco blue? This bird is blood red!
"Personally…I prefer the air."
"Oh, it's that annoying bird. Don't you know that I am the great Leon?"
Not Falco annihilates Leon with plasma lasers.
"This has gotten interesting…"
"Time to activate my plan. Cue the blizzard!"
A Fichina strength blizzard sweeps across CWCville. It downs all aircraft. Luckily, Chris Chan just froze everyone outside to death, since they don't have anything for cold resistance.
Inside the power plant…
The four of them reach the core and find what appears to be a cybernetic angel of Chris Chan as the interface.
"You are not the creator. Intruders will be destroyed!"
Leni "pauses" to see if there is a description of this creature. There is.
Vs CPU Blue Heart
The interface for the CWCville power plant, it was made after Chris Chan blessed this avatar of xe's with a part of his soul (kind of like a horcrux, but not really). Destroy the CPU and all of CWCville will lose power, as well as Chris Chan losing a part of ze's soul!
Leni unpauses.
"Guys, we have to take out the core so the array will go down!"
"Destroy!"
The CPU fires plasma bolts at them, which they dodge.
Chad hacks away at the core with his diamond sword, chipping several pixels away from it and dealing some damage!
"That's it, Chadtronic! Keep it up!"
The CPU fires off a burst wave of plasma. Chad holds up his pillow and Leni generates a psychic shield to defend against it. Ethan gets behind Chad, while Lana gets behind Leni.
"You know, I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Sammyclassicsonicfan."
"How about side by side with a friend?"
"That I could do."
The burst passes. Ethan gets out his grenade launcher and blasts the core with it, dealing massive damage and causing it to glitch out, causing power surges within CWCville.
"Enough of this!"
The avatar of Chris Chan begins moving around and blasting them from an aerial position.
"We can't get an accurate attack if it keeps moving like that!"
"Maybe…"
Lana tries to transmit herself into the CPUs code. Maybe she can give it a virus or something. Lana enters the code…
"Just try to survive and see if we can get some good attacks in."
"Pathetic fools…Chris Chan will never…be…d…e…f…e…"
The avatar explodes into a brilliant blue burst of light. Lana enters back into the real world.
"Lana did you destroy it for us?"
"Yes. It was pretty easy, actually. Chris Chan doesn't have any fatal exception errors. Just one 0 in the wrong place crashed the whole system. I put several in its code to bug it down and cause its system to crash."
"Let's get out of here!"
The quartet run out of the building.
Back outside, the blizzard seems to recede as Not Falco just finished off the Star Wolf team.
"Excellent work, War. Head back to base. Let's give our happy go lucky heroes a CWCville welcome!"
"Right away, my goddess."
The four of them emerge on the other side of the power plant to find the other members of their team standing there.
"We saw the minigun array go down! So, we started our second wave of attacks. Star Wolf took down most of the industrial centers to Chris' War machine before they were shot down! Let's proceed to the church!"
It appears, that the Louds and company have successfully breached into CWCville and crippled its military! But, with Chris Chan and ze's archons left to deal with, as well as the ever-looming threat of Singularity, can they race the clock and stop the merging of all dimensions' acceleration before it's too late?!
The final battles are at hand! Let's go, Louds! Win, for all of us!