A/N: Happy holidays everyone! Hope you're all enjoying the festive season. I thought that I'd do my own interpretation of The Night before Christmas with the Squad Bravo cast to celebrate. Hope you enjoy!

'Twas the night before Christmas, at this most festive time,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a slime;

The stockings were hung by apartment doors with care,

In hopes that Chris Kringle soon would be there;

The MON agents were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Christmas treats danced in their heads;

And Yuuto in his nightwear and his phone on his lap'

Had just settled down for a Christmas eve's nap;

From the Wardrobe in his room there came such a clatter,

The hybrid sprung from his bed to see what was the matter;

His young slime ward too got up at the sound,

In her gelatinous mind there was fun abound;

The pair reached the wardrobe and flung open the door,

They had such a fright that they fell to the floor;

A blue woman stepped out, and from her head to her toes,

She wore a skimpy Santa outfit, for her boyfriend she'd show;

He got up with glee, and they both spoke on cue,

"Merry Christmas, me Love.", "And happy birthday to you.";

She sauntered towards him with a sway of her hips,

She held him close and placed a kiss on his lips;

The slime felt left out and reformed from her splatter,

She clung to the girl's waist and began to chatter;

"Merry Christmas, Lala, what are you doing here?",

The dullahan spoke with a smile, "I come bearing gifts, my dear.";

She went back to the wardrobe and pulled out a large sack,

It was filled to the brim, quite the challenge to pack;

Lala pulled out two presents, one for her and one for him,

The pair accepted their gifts, his was large and hers was slim;

The dullahan pulled up her sack with a lift,

"Me Love, I'll need help giving MON their gifts.";

With a smile on his face, "Sure, I'll help you out.",

"I'll help too!" Vee said with a shout;

To the apartments of the mummy, harpy, empusa and hellhound,

They filled up their stockings without making a sound;

With the monoeye, ogress, doppelganger and zombie downstairs,

They dropped off their gifts with the greatest of care;

Feeling shy, Lala spoke with her chest feeling tight,

"Yuuto, would you mind if I stayed the night?";

With a warm smile, he began to say,

"Of course, you can, it is your special day.";

The slime took the hint, "I'll spend the night with Kasumi.",

She then slinked off to her apartment where it was nice and roomy;

The couple held hands and went back to his place,

With a spring in their steps it felt like a race;

Once back, they cuddled as it was getting late,

"Here's your gift, Lala, and sorry I made you wait.";

They pressed against each other with passion and delight,

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!