"WHHAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Monika screamed.
Monika looked around and realized she was home in bed. She took a few moments to calm down and started to wonder if everything that had happened was just a dream.
"Wha… What the fuck…" Monika asked herself, wonder what could have brought on such an insane dream.
She got out of bed, and immediately hopped in the shower. She just wanted to forget about the dream, but couldn't help but wonder about it. Eventually, she completely zoned out while thinking about it.
She would have been there for a good half hour if it wasn't for her phone going off. This brought her directly back into reality.
She got out and semi-dried herself off. She checked her phone and was a bit surprised to see that Weed Man was calling her.
"Hello? What's up?" Monika asked, quickly answering the phone.
"A lot. But we really need to talk about our new neighbors."
Monika was a bit confused. She always saw Weed Man as a friendly guy.
"Is everything alright?"
Weed Man took a few seconds to respond.
"Oh that's right, you were still sleeping!"
Monika started to frown.
"Sleeping? ...Did Blue Jean Amazons happen to cause my sleepiness?"
"Uhh, yeah? And probably smoking all that weed."
Monika looked down. The realization that her dream was reality nearly made her snap.
"...So what's going on without new neighbors?"
Weed Man could hear the anger in her voice.
"Well…"
"Just tell me, please…"
"...All the Blue Jean Amazons moved in here, and now the neighborhood is mostly populated by them."
Monika stood there, not knowing how to respond. She wanted to get angry but knew nothing would be accomplished in that. So instead, she just hung up.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!" Monika screamed, at the top of her lungs.
She got dressed, and immediately went outside. To her slight surprise, she saw four Blue Jean Amazons walking by. They all started to focus on Monika but didn't say anything.
Monika completely ignored them while walking by. The only thing she was focused on was… Wait, she's going after Sayori?
"I swear if Sayori was also responsible for those busty brutes…" Monika said to herself… She definitely knew that Sayori was the one who created them… Definitely.
Monika soon made it to Sayori's house and kicked the front door open. To her surprise, no one seemed to be home.
"What? Sayori isn't here? Then where the fuck is she?"
Monika started to brainstorm where she could possibly be. Unfortunately for her though, Sayori actually was there.
"YOU WON'T CATCH ME THAT EASILY!" Sayori yelled as she dropped from the ceiling.
"Wh-What the F-" Monika tried to yell, as Sayori landed directly on her.
"Haha! And that's not all!" Sayori yelled while pushing a random button on the wall.
A hatch opened up from the ceiling, and a bunch of dildos started to fall on them.
"Seriously, what the fuck, Sayori?!" Monika yelled, getting really frustrated.
Sayori didn't reply and only laughed. Monika finally reached her boiling point and started to choke Sayori.
Sayori grabbed one of the dildos in a panic and smacked Monika directly in the face with it. Monika's nose started to bleed, but she didn't let up. Though, this wouldn't last long when they heard a familiar voice.
"Are you two wrestling?" MC asked.
Monika froze up and stopped choking Sayori. Sayori quickly escaped her grasp and ran up to MC.
"Yay! I'm so glad you stopped by!" Sayori happily said, while hugging MC.
Monika and Sayori exchanged contempt filled glances.
"I'm glad to see you two, uhh, also!" MC proudly exclaimed.
"So, what made you stop by? Looking to have a little fuuuun?" Sayori asked.
Monika watched on, hating every moment.
"Well actually… I need help with how to be a dad."
Monika and Sayoris faces turned very blank.
"Uhh, what?" Monika asked.
"That Amazon lady is pregnant, and I'm the dad. But I don't know how to be a dad."
They once again blankly stared at him.
"You mean… You… NOOOOO!" Sayori scrambled.
She tripped over a few dildos, then ran outside while freaking out. The Amazons and few native neighbors watched on in slight confusion. Only slight because they were used to Sayori doing crazy shit.
"Wow, Sayori sure can run fast." MC commented.
Monika stood up and approached him from behind as he continued to watch Sayori.
"Well, I can definitely teach you how to be a dad." Monika said, in a fairly friendly tone.
"You can? Ohh, thank you, Monika!"
MC hugged Monika, and she, in turn, hugged him.
"Sure thing. But first, we need to meet up with the others. I'm sure they will want to hear about this."
MC realized she was right.
"Yeah! Let's go tell them!"
The two walked out and saw that Sayori was running in a cycle while screaming nonstop.
"Calm the fuck down and come with us!" Monika yelled.
Sayori abruptly stopped running and screaming.
"Ok."
Sayori joined them. She didn't know where they were going, but she didn't want to leave MC out of sight anymore.
"I just like to scream sometimes, think nothing of it, MC." Sayori said, in a chill tone.
"Oh whatever, let's just get going." Monika added.
The three walked down the street. All three wondered how their friends would react to MC's crazy news. Though, for different reasons.
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