I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest. -Revelation 6:2

The real Bill and Liliana Mumy were not harmed during the making of this story…possibly. They live in LA, so they may have to dodge homeless people, hypodermic needles and biohazardous waste in California (as of 2016-today) …well, at least Chris Chan didn't get to them…

"Look, Chris Chan's forces are…retreating?"

"We have them on the run! Hurry, kill them before they mount a counter offensive!"

A few shots head into the fleeing soldiers of the army…killing a few more of them.

"Lola! Why would you do that?"

"You really need to read The Art of War. Besides, that means there even more furries that are dead, everyone loves that!"

The group walks through the Walmart™ district and heads toward the CWCville Central Church of God-Jesus. Upon getting near the false god's church palace, the delusional goddess zeself emerges, basking the group in a glorious ray of light (actually, he just tried to cast PK Beam Γ for a cheap shot kill on one of them and missed) as the other archons step alongside ze.

"So, you are the interlopers who are razing my city?"

"Where is Ruckersville, you bastard!?"

"Why, it is here, in all of our hearts, my child."

"And all of the people?"

"They're in a better place."

Chris Chan is starting to sound like a cult leader now. Well xe has made xirself god thanks to the Anomalous Burst, so ze may be mad with power. Then again, xir was always a delusional nutcase that can't even tell what reality is anymore.

"You fucking piece of shit! Die!"

Stella materializes a blade and uses her anomaly to flash step around the archons and stab the cult leader turned goddess in the neck. Chris Chan is merely annoyed at this and stabs her back with a hypodermic needle with some purple liquid in it. Stella yanks the knife out and retreats.

"You dare strike the lord?"

A bolt of undivine retribution strikes Stella.

"Father, we saw everything!"

"Should we execute these blasphemers?"

The original demon spawns from the depths of Chris Chan's autistic, schizophrenic mind of delusional insanity come sprawling forth. It's Sonichu and Rosechu. Chris Chan is hemorrhaging blood since Stella's knife slash cut ze's jugular. In a choking voice, xe says:

"No, I want to punish them myself."

No one understands xir since xir is choking on zir's own blood, so he just Deus Ex Machina's his neck back to normal. It's become quite clear that we can't kill ze ordinarily.

"Ah, that's better. Now as I was saying, the Dimensional Merge is coming soon, children, and unkind people will be erased from existence once C-197 and E-1218 fuse together, uniting fiction and reality into a single cohesive dimension! Why, this couldn't be more perfect!"

"But you just said the unkind will die?"

"Yes, I know! We hopefully kill off all the evil people and OCs and we can hang out with our favorite fictional characters from any medium! I don't see how anyone can't see this as an absolute win!"

"How can you be happy with 4 billion people and an innumerable amount of "evil" fictional characters dying? Don't they have people who care about them? Friends, family, loved ones?"

"Maybe they should have thought about that before turning evil. Anyways, can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And it looks like 14 more want to be added to the skillet!"

"Not on our watch, Chris Chan! We've got an army behind us!"

Chris Chan looks and sees that Leni and Sigurrós have been creating a massive number of Anomalous Bursts letting in a wide array of heroes from DC, Marvel and even My Hero Academia (just one variant, because there are so many comic book dimensions)! It actually looks like the portal scene from Avengers: Endgame! This may be a bad idea since it was shown in dimension 63i'\ that too many anomalies would destabilize the dimension and cause it to become an -X dimension, but Singularity will fuse all of the dimensions into one, so fuck it.

"You dare spit upon the greatness of the comic book creators and writers who made these heroes into what they are today by bringing them in to fight me?!"

"You don't seem to get it. Though our writers have crafted our stories…"

"It doesn't mean our destinies are set in stone!"

"Yeah, stories are just one aspect of our lives. We are multifaced creations!"

"Don't you see? All of these heroes are their own people too. With hopes, dreams, fears, emotions, and every facet of the human condition to inspire us and help shape us out here in reality!"

"And now, we all are stopping this "Dimensional Merge" by stopping the mad creature that started it."

"For all of our homes, we will win!"

Achievement Unlocked: We're In The Endgame Now!

"Yeah…no. Conquest."

Conquest unleashes a catatonic blast on all the superheroes, while Chris Chan literally flings them back to their home dimensions.

"You didn't think it would be that easy, would you?"

"No…I suppose not. But I can still…"

Stella tries summoning a weapon, any weapon, to try and kill Chris Chan again, but nothing is coming up!

"Huh, why can't I summon weapons? Why can't I do anything?"

"Because you'll never be good enough."

"How dare you insult my friend like that!"

Chris Chan merely scoffs at the white-haired blasphemer's curse.

"That stuff I injected your friend with is my Anomalous Degradation Serum. It gets rid of anomalous abilities completely! See, I know about the Anomalous Bursts and that someone with anomalous powers may try and stop me, so I had my loyal followers specially design them for the purpose of stopping you anomalies cold!"

"A cure for anomalous powers?"

"And there are tens of thousands more where that came from."

The Louds all look at each other nervously.

"And now, your time is up. Conquest, dispose of them."

"Right away, mistress Christine."

Conquest sends out a battlefield as Leni and Sigurrós rush out to counter him.

"Don't worry, I have other plans for the rest of you." Chis Chan sneers

Conquest's battlefield…

Leni and Sigurrós arrive at a strange place, it seems to be a rural town quite literally in the middle of nowhere. This place…it doesn't feel right. Almost as if this was a bizarre version of a place in…Ohio? Both of them look at the ruggedly handsome devil in front of them. An immense wave of terror washes over them. A dark shadow casts over them as their delirium brings horrifying visages of eldritch Lovecraftian tentacles coming from the demon, who's staring at them with a melting, aqueous purple gaze, as if SCP-4205-EN was staring back at them. This place…it's Rod Serling's playground! Is it not?

Welcome to the corn field, motherfucker! We're in the Twilight Zone!

The monster of Peaksville, Anthony Fremont, has returned to terrorize the populace yet again! The two heroines try desperately to do something against this ultimate evil but Anthony has Deus Ex Machina powers, too! How can these three reality warpers settle this omnipotent melee a trois? Anthony easily counters whatever psychic energy the two throw at him and approaches them. His cognitohazard has become so strong that they are literally too afraid to fight back! The monster gets closer to Leni and it seems that she's going to be transfigured into some nightmarish abomination or just banished to the cornfield, like everyone in Peaksville. Anthony outstretches his hand in a "devil deal" style handshake and says…

"Come on, Audrey; It's time to go home."

Leni's voice is quavering from the immense fear that Anthony Fremont natural produces.

"I-I-I'm not Au-Au-Audrey. M-m-my n-name i-i-i-is Le-Le-Leni. Besides, I-I-I'm n-not dumb enough t-t-t-to fall f-for th-that trick. I-It wi-will shock me or c-c-cause me t-t-to die."

"Your name is Leni? But you have some of Audrey's biosignature. Must be a reincarnation. Well…let me restore your memories."

Anthony gives Leni her memories back. Although, they are not hers, rather, they are from her voice actress, Liliana Mumy! Every past life of Liliana's, Leni has knowledge of. And guess what Audrey Fremont is? One of Liliana's past lives/acting roles. Of course, having Anthony's daughter's memories would also reveal what Anthony's weakness is…not that it would be easy enough to exploit it.

"I know everything…"

"Excellent. Now let's explore the world, Audrey. I have a feeling that today is going to be a perfect day."

"I'm not Audrey…my name is…"

"Liliana!"

A massive psychokinetic burst separates Anthony and Leni. With Liliana Mumy's memories, Leni can exploit it and defeat the archon of Conquest!

"So, that's the way you want to play?"

Anthony changes his appearance to Bill Mumy.

Leni tries to trap Anthony in a Faraday cage to nullify his mind reading ability. It should block his brain waves from reaching them and allowing him to see what they're thinking!

"Pathetic! You are my daughter so you should listen to me and me alone!"

Anthony dodges the Faraday cage and counters by trying to transfigure her into an abomination, which Sigurrós interrupts.

"Annoying twerp! You won't steal her away from me!"

Leni and Anthony continue to duel with their Deus Ex Machina powers. Anthony conjures up an acoustic guitar and starts screaming the verses to Bill Mumy's song, Stubborn Girl.

Stubborn girl
Stubborn girl
Any way
Won't let go
Stubborn girl

Stubborn girl
Cryin' shame
Dusty shelf
Melted wax
Stubborn girl

Stubborn girl
Clinging on
Common sense
Watered down
Stubborn girl

Stubborn girl
Heart aflame
Traumatized
Time runs out
Stubborn girl
Lay it down
Clean it up
No regrets
Stubborn girl

"What can we do?"

"He can read our minds and has the same power as us, what can we do?!"

"We might need to call in some help."

Anthony summons three Cerberus gophers, grotesque freaks of nature with three heads and bloodstained faces.

"We might need a counter to this, Sigurrós, do you think we can summon an SCP helper without it killing us. Here's a compendium."

Leni gives her a book containing information on every SCP in existence, even ones in the international branches! It's just an English hardcopy of SCP-101-FR, but it's just as reliable. She flips to a certain page and summons something.

3 solid black creatures with similar appearance to SCP-939-EN appear and start brutalizing Anthony's Cerberus gophers.

"SCP-939-EN? But those kill anything in sight!"

"Not these ones, they're trained."

"How can you "train" a 939-EN instance?"

Sigurrós poof them away after they're done killing those gophers.

"Deus Ex Machina, remember?"

"Right. We need an expert in killing reality warpers."

"I know one, but he's going to try and kill me…"

"Can he access pocket dimensions?"

"I don't think so."

"Alright, then hide in one once he's here. He'll kill Anthony and then leave. Simple."

"Ok…I'll bring him in."

An interdimensional gateway drops off a strange man with a ukulele as Sigurrós retreats back into a pocket dimension.

"Huh? Where am I?"

"You're Doctor Alto Clef, right? The guy that kills all the reality benders?"

"Yes, why?"

"There's a reality bender that we're fighting and he can read our minds."

"A mind reading bixby…well, that complicates matters."

"I already tried using a Faraday cage to block his mind reading abilities."

"Good start, but we need to be unpredictable if we're going to kill a mind reader."

Both of them do just that, doing random unpredictable stuff that Anthony can't mind read. Since there's no logical path for him to exploit and counter, his mind reading is next to useless. Leni provides covering fire for Agent Ukulele to get the kill by stabbing Anthony with a sword that he happened to have on hand.

"Thanks."

"Well, I should send you back before your dimension notices you're gone."

Leni tries to send Doctor Clef back to SCP-PRM-001, but his reality stabilizer ability is kind of interfering a bit.

"This is weird, you should be back to your own dimension…maybe creating a gateway to that dimension would work?"

Leni tries summoning a gateway…Doctor Clef tries to walk through the portal…but it spits him back out!

"Wow, not even your own dimension wants you back, huh?"

"Maybe, we need more Deus Ex Machinae users?"

Sigurrós is getting kind of impatient. Surely, he killed Anthony already? He's super-efficient at killing Type Greens! Leni has to have sent him back to the prime canon dimension. She decides to peek and see if he's still out there.

"Leni, are you done yet? It shouldn't have taken more than a few…"

The two of them stare into each other's eyes.

"Seconds."

Meanwhile, at ECM-000's metanarrative monitoring station, a light turns on and off intermittently, much like those alarm spinning lights, complete with an air raid siren! It says that this is a code Alto Voce.

"Aw shit, here we go again."

ECM-001 heads off to TLH-SCP-PTB-1415 to stop this metanarrative from degrading due to Doctor Clef's interference.

"YOU!"

Leni can sense this is going to end very badly…Sigurrós was startled enough to transport the three of them into a new arena. At least they're out of the Twilight Zone.

"I don't know how you broke out of a Foundation Class E-COMATOSE shot, but you're coming with me in a body bag whether you like it or not!"

His appearance shifts into a spooky scary skeleton.

…

Leni just…knocks it over. It wasn't even a living skeleton or the Grim Reaper or anything. Just a normal inert skeleton. The being formerly known as Doctor Clef shifts into an African looking man that looks to be in about his 40s, he wears a fancy suit and has shades darker than his skin color with an ivory frame surrounding them. He may be a pimp…or from Wakanda…or both.

He says something in clicking, then pulls out the gaudiest looking pimp magnum that ever existed and points it at Sigurrós. He fires, but she flash steps out of the way.

Leni counters by summoning an assault rifle and burst spraying him. But this nigger is like fucking Neo from the Matrix and he dodges all of the bullets in real time!

"Ah, I think I've heard about this guy before. This is Omar Yilau, or O5-12, the accountant."

"So, he's a hitman?"

"No, he's literally the Foundation's accountant. He was born in a small village in Uganda…"

"Ah, so he does know the way."

Omar-Clef fires his magnum in the air, as if to kill the cosmic entity who said that dead meme.

"Anyways, his anomaly is to predict everything before it even happens!"

"So, he has perfect evasion and Spidey Senses?! How the hell are we going to hit him?!"

"How about this?"

Leni tries another burst fire, but this time, after Omar-Clef Matrix dodges this burst, the bullets home into him and actually deal damage! Knocking Doctor Clef into his next form! The arena darkens and promptly lights up, showing 100 Sigurróses! Which one could the real one be?

"Seriously? A puzzle? You know, my sister put a tracker on the real one in case she got lost."

Leni uses her powers to launch a power psychokinetic wave to get rid of all the clones, as well as damaging the liar. O5-11, the liar, formerly known as Sam Beale has just been exposed! Seeing that the ruse is up, Doctor Clef transforms into his next form.

This next form actually kind of looks like one of those "Karens" that people on Reddit complain about. But there's no time to get the manager, since this form begins chanting some arcane spell from beyond the time of good and evil and transforms into a massive creature, instead of a snake, it decides to go with an unconventional appearance.

"Huh? A sandworm?"

"That's not just a sandworm…"

"Well, we know how to kill it. But we might lose an arm doing it."

"Not anymore."

Leni swaps her assault rifle for a hookshot and sword! When the beast formerly known as Diane Walters charges at her, Leni just hookshots the sandworm creature's tongue and slashes it until Diane-Clef changes into his next form.

O5-9 is a complete joke of a character. How she actually managed to get into the O5 Council is a mystery (apparently O5-7 let her in to destabilize the council…what a surprise…). She doesn't even have an anomaly. In fact, she kills herself for them! What a complete waste of a form! So completely unremarkable that no one even bothered to remember her name!

O5-8 isn't that much better, but at least he gets to play with some cool augmentations. Known as Baron Leeman Hodley, he also doesn't really have an anomaly, unless you count having paranoid schizophrenia as one (which we don't). Leeman-Clef begins tinkering around with a whole bunch of stuff to kill the two with.

"Should we do something?"

"Nah, I know how this ends."

Leni casts an invincibility spell on herself and waits for Leeman-Clef's body to reject the augmentations. He blows up, and immediately changes into his O5-7 form.

"Finally, now you'll get a real challenge!"

O5-7, green. This fearsome Asian lady is the bane of everyone, even the Foundation itself. Doctor Clef himself is also afraid of green, everyone is. Even in the greatest tale never told, the woman is harder to kill than a god damn T-1000! How could anyone, let alone these two, hope to end the tyranny of both green and her lackey here?!

"Oh, and about those cheats you have…"

Green-Clef casts a weaken spell using the Kusanagi-no-Tsurugi, destroying all enhancements!

"What's this? I feel like I can't do anything?!"

"No one can, once O5-7 appears! Fear her mere presence. Since my lackey can't terminate you, I guess I'll have to do it myself!"

Green-Clef charges at Sigurrós with the famed Japanese sword of legend and tries to slash at her, but she responds by summoning a sword to parry his. The two continue their duel, with each strike being parried and countered, blow for blow, it looks like it's a stalemate, until Leni breaks the tie by stabbing Green-Clef with a wakizashi. Seizing the opportunity, Sigurrós quickly decapitates Green-Clef with a swift cut to the neck! Leni then takes out an RPG and blows up the body.

"Had to make sure she's 100% dead this time. It's ridiculous how much damage she can take!"

Of course, that's only half of the O5 Council. Also, Doctor Clef can't die, so he's most definitely an SCP. Doctor Clef comes back from the dead and changes his appearance to O5-6s. O5-6, known as the American, appears to be a Civil War general named Rufus King, as if he couldn't be any more badass. Rufus-Clef wields a whip, which he attacks with. For this one, Sigurrós grabs the whip, yanks him forward, and onto the conveniently placed bowie knife that Leni generated.

O5-5, blackbird. Ordinarily, blackbird would run away, and they'd have to use an interdimensional fishing rod and a specialized beating stick to hurt him. Or they'd have to go on an interdimensional escapade to find him. But they decide to cut out the middleman and just erase blackbird out of existence with a special weapon.

Sigurrós generates an antimatter cannon. One hit from this baby and blackbird will be no more. She fires and hits the beast. He fades from existence…

Only for O5-4 to replace him. O5-4 is kind of pathetic…even a dope slap would be enough to move on to the next phase. All he does is just grovel. Yeah, Sigurrós just slaps him and suddenly, a massive machine rises from the ground, several mounted guns on rails whiz past them as a central core is spotted in the center of the arena.

Sigurrós immediately goes to the machinery and transmutes herself into water, shorting out the system. With the oversized pellet guns disabled, Leni takes the RPG and fires several grenades at the core, killing the true form of O5-3 inside.

Doctor Clef changes appearance to match O5-2s. Blood begins pouring out of his hands as Sophia-Clef dances around the arena like a complete idiot, spilling blood everywhere. Attacking Sophia-Clef seems to do absolutely nothing. Guess they're just going to have to wait this out. Of course, the blood is super acidic and has eaten away at the arena, but eventually, Sophia-Clef runs out of blood and resurrects as Aaron-Clef. O5-1, the administrator, AKA Aaron Siegel. Aaron-Clef draws out a golden blade bathed in a luminous radiance! On the blade is the cuniform for the word "illuminate" on it. The two duel as fitting music plays…It all comes down to this!

"It's over SCP-239-EN, I have Satan's sword! This godly item has slain even seraphim. To it, you are nothing but a mere annoyance! Say goodbye, scum of the Earth!"

Just when it looks like Doctor Clef will finally succeed in his mission to finally terminate Sigurrós, another Deus Ex Machina stops him…this time quite literally.

"What do you think you're doing?! She's essential to the metanarrative!"

"Hello djkaktus. Come to interfere again?"

"I can't have you destroy another dimension just to succeed in 1/36th of your goal of killing all Sigurróses in every SCP canon."

"Who cares if this dimension dies if it means saving our own?"

"Kids, you might want to get out of here…"

Leni and Sigurrós escape as two monumental icons in the SCP-verse duke it out. Leni removes Liliana's memories and the two of them remove any Deus Ex Machina abilities they used during the battle as the head back to CWCville.

Author's Note: Yes, that means the O5 Council in the prime canon is the "Kaktus Crew", the very same O5s that he used during KAKTUS-001-04.