Poor Hachiroku being force fucked by a crepygiant floating human monkey man head wit tentacles.
Reimu and Sakuya and Youmu and Kaguya and Mokou and dere knew member Okuu were fiting deh shadowmen whu copied eachother adn multiplied. Okuu nuked shadowmen cuasing deh buildings to colapse. Sdenly dey saw adn aura frum minute maid park adn dey entered the stadium. They found Zombie Correa banging trash can. they went down to the dugout and found in the lokcer rooms THERE WAS A PORTAL BUHT ITI WUS GARDED BUY ZOMBIE YULI GURIEL dehn arron judge hit gurriel wiyh baseball baht adn deh girtls frocdeded to deh portal. Dey wer transportyed to a kaleidoscopic hell with swirling heads and screaming faces. Evil Doomsaday machine Alex Bregman adn Ebvol minister Juston verlander garded giant gates. "STAHP RIGHT THERE!" Verlander yelled.
"DIS IS DEH LAIR OOF JIMM CRAIN!" Bregman yeled. Bregamn was trrasnsporemed intu cybrorg huma wit termiator fetures. sdenly Verlander ThREW A THREW ADN DEH KNIFE HIT OKUU. "NOOOO OKUUU" Sakuya yeled adn she grabed band-aid adn placed it on Okuu's large wound wich blooded with blood. zombie bregman grabbed chainsaw adn sung at remu but she wus to fat so she doged it eazily. Reimu ounched Bregman in deh face adn he fell backwards. Sakuya adn youmu helped okuu wit blood.
Kaguya punched Verlander in the face. Sdeny the gates opened.
They entered the lair of EBVIL HALF HUMAN MONKEY MAN Jim Crane hu was rapig Hachiroku wit 3 tetacles.
"YOU FUCKNG EVBIL CREEPY GIANT UGLY FLYING MONKEY MAN HEAD" Sakyay yelled wit angry. "MWa HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I'll mayke hachiroku giv birth to a new messiah of evil and money and Houston Asstroness" Jim crane laughed.
"YOUR A FKING PICe F SHIT ASTRO OWENER RITE YUOU MURGED YOURSELF WIT ELDER SHROOB LADY ADN ADN ANDROSS ADN MADE YURSELF CYBORG" Sakuya yelled she grabed telephone adn threw it at Jim Crane. Reimu threw a liter fluid, chickens, american cars, fire, water, air, randy moss, salty phillies fans, pencils, turnips, ice, lightning, and a pebble.
"MWA HA HA HA HA HA you cant do shti OH YEAH IM ABUT TWO GEHT MY CHIK HACKIROKU PRGANT" Jim crain laughed.
Dey all charged good guy majicks even hachiroku and dey launched attaak on Jim Crane whu released Hachiroku from ebvil prison adn he didny get her pragant so HE FAILED AT LIFE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. "NOOOOOOOOOO! My ebvil PLAN SI RUENED I RELY LIEKED HACHIROKU SOW I NEEDED HER TO SUPLY MY ARM OF MONKEYS" Jim crane yelled. "YUR NUT GUNA GEHT AWAY WOT DIS" Jimc rane yelled as he chaised dehm adn cornered dehm. "MWA HA HA HA now ILL RAP ALL OF YU WIT TENATCLES" Jim crane evol laughed.
SDENLY REIMU PULLED OU T MACJIKC onion. It stung Jim cranes eyes adn he started to flinch buht then a tentacle got reimu sakuya youmu okuu kaguya mokou adn hachiroku. ¨MWA HA HA HA HA HA now ILLL RPAE ALL OF YOU ADN YOUL:: BE DEH SOX SLAVS OF DEH HOUSTON ASTROS FOREVER MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AH AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA¨ Jim crane laughed as he tried to put tentacle into each psui. ¨KMOOWW YOU WILL NOT RAP ME AGIN¨ Hachiroku was scarred of Jim Crane becuz she almost goat pragant to hiime. Hachiroku charged dark magic and it hit Jim Crane in the heart and he was knocked unconsious for 10 seconds and they escaped from the kaladioscope hell.
Buht the world wusnt sayfe eatither. Deh shadowmen, monkey men, manchilds and shrooobs have conquored the world.
Kirishima rasputin shiro aoki adn mirai escaped deh swarmed enemies that were still being mess produced from minute miad park. ¨Bulsthti I used to have world dmination adn now dese motherfockers are RUNIKNG MY WORLD DOMINATION¨ Kirishima wus made becuz the word wasnyt in her control.
Christy was slitting her wrists until they blooded. ¨Why am I so pretty itz a curse¨ Christy got mad becuz she was so pretty all of the boys liked her. sdenly she founded Kirishima Yamakaze. ¨Great itz deh Tuxedo wearing slut¨ Christy said. ¨Ha ha ha I´m not a slut I´m the dictator of the world in fact your the slut your wearing fishnets and combat boots¨ Kirishima answered with a smug look. Christy punched the smug look off of Kirishimas face ¨SHUT TEH FUCK UP BITCH¨ Christy yelled. Kirishima left and Aoki stuck her tongue out at Christy.
Kirishima was thinking on how she could capitalize on the crisis before realizing she can´t do shit about it no t even for her advantage.
Sakuya found a note it was a message wich read:
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Sakuya threw away the note because useless.
"Davio Higgins however was planning a plan. He was gonna summon his friends from the other side. MWA HA HA HA deh demons will ravage this already ravaged pace and Ill kill everyone and I will be rich and wealthy MWA ha ha ha.
Hachiroku was staying in the hakurei shrine so she could recover. Remu ade her chikin noodle soup. SDENLY Davio caght reimu with a net.
HA HA AH AH I CUT YOU REMU. sdenly Hachiroku used dark magicks wich she learned in Jim Crane's hell and hit Davio who realized net holding remu.
Hachiroku's red eyes glowed and she fired bulets aht davio adn broke his voodoo charm thingy and deh demonds bort hime to hell.
sakuya came back from WALMART and made everyone tea and omelets because hungry.
Meanwhile.
"WHATTT ALEX BREGMAN ADN VERLANDER COME OBVER HERE YOU UCKDE UP ADN NW HACHIROKU GOT AWAY!" Jim Crane sad mad. I nned otter girtle sow I can brig bak AJ hinch adn Jeff Luhnow so they can be reborn in new body. Jim Crane looked at deh prision cell were he held Hachiroku hostage for evbil plans.
despite havign sox wit Hachiroku he hated peoploe wit red eyes because he thot inferior becuz EBVIL even doe he is evbil himself.