It all Began with a Boy named Jaune, Finale
Chaos was reining over Beacon as those under the influence of the pops ran wild, their desires on tamed.
Blake was about to attack an unfortunate fish faunus, when a blow dart flew from no where and landed in her neck. She passed out instantly.
"I will destroy the whole school," Cinder bellowed as she stood on top of a pile of her underlings, "then the city then the world."
Cinder summoned a fireball ready to set more things on fire; until a dart hit her and knocked her out.
Heather's truck drove by as Fern shot all who were infected with the giant dart gun.
"Dance, you monkey's dance!" Fern screamed as she shot her ammo.
"Seriously Fern," Heather called, "Did you eat a pop?"
"No time! To the church!"
"Is the groom unconscious?" Roman Torchwick asked. He was the only person who would marry Weiss and Sora, and somehow had a marriage license. Weiss handed him some more money and he began the 'ceremony.'
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this spoiled brat and this unconscious clown in matrimony. Does anyone object?"
CRASH
"Actually, we object," Heather said as she drove her truck through a wall.
"You again?" Weiss jumped into action as she used her glyphs to cause the truck to spin out of control. Little did she know, Fern had jumped to safety.
"No one is ruining my wedding," Weiss shouted.
"Weiss, my dear," Fern's ribbons took control of the unconscious Sora like a puppet and made him hold up a slice of cake which was drizzled in antidote, "Would you like some cake?"
"Of course darling," Weiss who was not in her right state of mind did not see through the obvious trick. So she ate the cake, then passed out.
Heather regained control of the truck and drove up.
Fern appeared from the shadows, grabbing both Sora and Weiss and placed them in the truck, "Hurry, if we go now, we may save, Riku!"
"There's no way, you can shoot her while she's on her motorcycle."
"Who says anything about shooting, I have an idea."
Yang sped down the highway with an unconscious Riku on her motorcycle. As she drove, she saw a billboard that was advertising a smoothie shop, "Ooh smoothie."
Yang pulled into the drive through, "I'll have a smoothie with a bunch of body building nutrients… oh and some strawberries."
The cup flew out of the window, and Yang caught, she took a sip, and fell unconscious. Inside was Fern and Heater, along with a tied up old man shopkeep.
Heather sighed in relief, "It's finally over. That's everyone."
"It's not over yet," Fern said, "Where's the boy who started it all?"
The next day
Everyone had woken up from their potion induced sleep, and they remembered everything. They slumped onto the kitchen table.
"I can't believe I almost forced Sora to marry me," Weiss moaned in agony.
"I can't believe I knocked out Sun for fish sticks."
"I can't believe I stole Heather's truck."
"I can't believe I almost kidnapped Riku."
"Hey guys," Sora and Riku walked in. Weiss and Yang had mysteriously vanished, leaving behind wobbling chairs.
"What's their problem?" Riku asked.
"They're embarrassed about yesterday?" Blake confessed.
"What happened yesterday?" Sora asked.
"You don't remember?" Ruby asked.
"No," Riku shook his head, "Everything is a blank."
"Then don't worry about it," Blake said.
Ruby and Blake found Weiss and Yang in their room.
"Hey guys," Ruby said, "Good news, Sora and Riku don't remember a thing."
"That is good," Weiss sighed, "But why do I still feel humiliated."
"Ugh! I really need to hit something!" Yang yelled.
Suddenly their door opened, to reveal Fern holding a box, "Special delivery."
She slid the box in and the door closed. The box opened to reveal a hog tied Jaune and a note.
Jaune made the potion that made you all go nuts. I decided the best punishment should be delivered by those who were affected. Have fun ladies.
Fern
Jaune looked up in horror at four very angry, huntresses.
Jaune's scream was heard throughout the academy.
*BEEP*
And thus comes the conclusion to this thrilling arc. (pun unintended)
Merry Christmas everyone
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