MY BAD
DISCLAIMER: I don't own these people. I wish I did, but sadly I haven't found a genie lamp.
Wonder Woman climbed into her invisible jet, shutting the door. Just as she'd settled into her chair and started the engine her phone dinged. She glanced down at it. It was the Flash.
'Can I ride in the invisible plane with you for this Australia mission? Running over oceans is exhausting.' He inserted little sad faces no doubt hoping to tug on some heartstrings.
She smiled fondly at the text. She honestly did not mind his company. For all his hang-ups, Wally was an excellent companion on long trips. He never failed to make her laugh. However, he was a notorious snacker. 'Sure, but don't drink or eat anything between now and the flight. It's a long ride and my plane doesn't have a bathroom.' Even she sometimes wished its makers had equipped it with a bathroom. Pit stops were a hassle.
She looked down to read the message when her phone dinged. Her brow furrowed with confusion when she read it. 'Yes, it does. I used it once.'
She tilted her head to the side before typing her refute: 'No it doesn't.' She sent without thinking. Then it hit her. A few months ago, her plane acquired a terrible smell and she had gone on a rampage to find the scent. Turns out, it was a substantial pile of poop in her storage closet. She'd figured that out because she'd stepped it. She'd thought Superman's dog was the culprit and had given the hero a verbal evisceration because of it. Turns out it was Flash the entire time!
Anger coursed through her veins and she had to put her phone down so she didn't crush it. Once she'd calmed, she picked it up and sent: 'WAIT, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO LEFT AN INVISIBLE POOP IN MY STORAGE CLOSET!?' She ended it with a novel of angry faces. She'd had to clean that junk up and thrown away her boots, her favorite boots. She looked down when the phone dinged.
'You know what, running sounds like a great idea. I need the fresh air anyway.' A nervous sweat drop emoji ended the message.
She glared down at the message. Oh, she bet it did sound great. When this mission was over the speedster would pay for his crimes in full. Maybe even with a little interest.
END
The Flash's antics know no bounds!