Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make people kill each other. To him was given a large sword. -Revelation 6:4
Track Featured: Reach For the Stars by Jean Paul Makhlouf
The two reality warpers arrive back in CWCville after dealing with both the archon of Conquest and Doctor Clef.
"Leni, you're back?"
"Yes, but we're not done yet!"
Leni and Sigurrós immediately summon the only creatures that can deal with Chris Chan's top enforcers. The blue blur and pink powerhouse shoot out of the portals. Time to stop this madness!
"Did you miss me?"
"Sonic?!" everyone shouts out
Chris Chan is barely holding in ze's excitement! Ze finally met his hero!
Sonic looks at Sonichu…
"What's up with this poser? Think you can imitate me?"
"This is an even more perfect version of you, Sonic!"
"Doubt it, you can't improve perfection."
"It was created when you fought against Chaos 7. The polymorphic aqueous beast knocked you into a Pikachu, giving it residual chaos energy from the emeralds. Resulting in the version of you that you see today."
"No way, that can't be me. I am me!"
"What about the other one?"
"Rosechu was originally a Raichu, but the Perfect Chaos battle released chaos emerald energy all around the surrounding area. You can guess what happened next."
Sonic has dealt with a lot of crazy shit in his video game career, but this breaks his willing suspension of disbelief.
"Do you think I'd be dumb enough to believe that? No, you're working with Doctor Eggman! The doctor must have managed to get some of my DNA during our many, many battles. You obviously helped Eggman by gene splicing some Pokémon DNA with the clone he made from my DNA. He also did the same with Amy, too."
Sonic may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but that explanation still makes more sense than what Chris Chan claims what happened.
"You know, I've actually gotten quite used to the Poké-verse. Pikachu and I are friends in the Smash Bros. universe. I even tried to save him when that white cored angel invaded the World of Light. So, for you to create this genetic abomination of me is quite insulting!"
"Wait, you managed to get into Smash?!" Chris Chan exclaims
Everyone facepalms.
"Yeah, he's been in Smash since 2008."
What reality has Chris Chan been living in if xe didn't even know Sonic made it into Smash close to 12 years ago?!
"There's only one way this ends. I'm going to save this world by mercy killing these abominations. Amy, are you with me?"
"Of course, Sonic!"
The Sonic duo begins fighting the Sonichu duo. Even without the Chaos Emeralds, Sonic is confident that they can win! Before they start, Sonic scarfs down one of his signature chili dogs. He notices Sonichu has an aversion to the chili dog.
"Scared of a chili dog? There's no way you can be me!"
Sonic doesn't know nor takes advantage of it but the duo has crippling phallophobia. In fact, pickles are Sonichu's one weakness! This is one drawback to being a character made by a severely delusional lesbian transwoman who doesn't know what reality is.
The Sonichu duo tries utilizing their electric attacks from their past lives as electric mouse Pokémon, but the blue blur responds with his signature homing attack, while Amy tries bashing her clone with a piko piko hammer, all while the song "Reach for the Stars" by Cash Cash begins playing. Chris Chan wants to help his creations, but this is a Segata Sanshiro vs Archie Sonic situation! He can't bring himself to kill his hero, even when said hero considers his tributes to him abominations! All he can do is sit back and watch.
Take off, at the speed of sound
Bright lights, colors all around
I'm running wild, living fast, and free
Got no regrets inside of me
Not looking back
Not giving up
Not letting go
I'll keep on running
I'm gonna reach for the stars
Although they look pretty far
I'm gonna find my own way
And take a chance on today
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
I've never felt like this
I'll keep on running
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
Just take my hand
We're gonna reach for the stars
Tonight
Tonight...
Wake up, living day by day.
Do what I want, and I'll do it my way
The world is flying right below my feet
Got no regrets inside of me.
Not looking back (Not looking back)
Not giving up (Not giving up)
Not letting go
I'll keep on running!
I'm gonna reach for the stars
Although they look pretty far
I'm gonna find my own way
And take a chance on today
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
I've never felt like this
I'll keep on running
The sky with stars so bright
The colors feel so right
Just take my hand
We're gonna reach for the stars
Tonight
Tonight...
(Instrumental)
I've got it in my sight.
The colors feel so right.
Got my feet off the ground
I'll keep on running!
Oh, I can feel it now.
The colors all around
Just take my hand
We're gonna reach for the stars...
Just take a chance (Just take a chance)
We'll do it right, again!
(We're gonna reach for the stars)
Just take my hand (Just take my hand)
We'll take a chance, tonight!
Reach for the stars!
Tonight!
Tonight...
With one last desperation attack, the four of them run directly into each other, causing them to mash into an organic slurry! Being hit by a Mach 3.8 speeding bullet should immediately turn them into a pile of guts from the stopping force alone! We will never forget your sacrifice, Sonic!
"No, my son! You'll pay for that, you warmongers!" Chris Chan bellows
"Leave them to me, mistress Christine."
The archon of War shapeshifts into what appears to be Lynn Jr, with a wispy ghost like entity following her. There is a red symbol on her forehead, consisting of seven acute angles with six plungers sticking out of it.
"So, do you think your bloodlust can overcome mine?!"
Lynn and War charge at each other, both of them landing a solid blow. However, it seems War's blow did way more damage, even from someone befitting of the horseman's title!
"Why was that blow so powerful?!"
"Cause I'm the master of War, duh! But also, you need to go back to Bible school! Everyone knows that the mark of Cain reflects attacks back sevenfold! It's the ultimate counterattack!"
"But the mark of Cain looks like a cane with two fanglike marks next to it." Lucy comments
"That's only in Supernatural."
War gears up for another attack, which Lynn dodges.
"No matter, there are 10,000 more attacks where that came from!"
"I can't attack her without getting hit for seven times the damage thanks to that curse! If this is War, then maybe the way to win is to not even play the game. War should get stronger with every rage induced attack, so depriving her of this might weaken her! Outwit, outplay, outlast."
Lynn decides to put her plan into action by deftly dodging all of War's attacks without throwing a single counterpunch!
"Why aren't you attacking? Something's trying to kill you!"
"She's just trying to goad you into attacking and giving her a power boost, just focus on evading all of her attacks!"
More dodging, which results in War getting angrier, which you would think would power her up, but War can't feed off its own hatred. It thrives off the hatred of others.
"Why won't you fight back?! Fight me, you coward!"
Lynn keeps up her "offensive". War is about to rage quit this battle…
"You know what, screw this! This battle isn't worth my time!"
War teleports away to find a real challenge. That battle was kind of anticlimactic, but since they can't even attack her, what else could the others have done?
"I'm kind of disappointed in that battle."
So are we all, Chris Chan.
"Not to worry, I have something that will terrify you! Arise, Eye of Death!"
Chris Chan creates a vaguely eye shaped creature that stares at the group with a mystifying, paralyzing gaze! The being has what can loosely be described as a purple iris and getting stared by it cause an immense fear like cognitohazard.
"Meet the actuary, Libitina! She just kinds of stares at you and creeps you out. She can't really be destroyed either. She acts as a death clock for you, but I can accelerate the time displayed on her."
A heavy metal remix of "Your Reality" (not unlike the one made by FamilyJules) begins heralding the eye's arrival.
"Buckle up, kids! It's going to be a bumpy fright!"
Chris Chan emits a toxic green blast that affects our main group and sends them off into a strange place…can they escape? Find out next chapter…