In this strange place, Lisa appears to be in a laboratory of some sort. She doesn't know what she's doing there but…it seems familiar, despite her never seeing this place before. She reads a sticky note left behind on a cubicle wall.

Congrats on the promotion. Do well, or you'll be demoted to D-Class -Hate, O5-7

"Site Director Loud, can you update these files on the computer for us?"

Lisa attempts to do this, but gets interrupted.

"Site Director Loud, SCP-131-EN bonded to me, can you make it go away?"

Suddenly a barrage of complaints come rushing in, just like those butterflies in "Mindful Education."

"Can you send someone down to fix the coffee machine in the office break room?"

"It's time for SCP-173-EN's biweekly cleaning procedure, send some poor schmucks to clean up that…whatever 173-EN excretes."

"Some idiot put "antimatter" as a drink request for 294-EN and now there's a giant hole in the wall, get someone to patch it up."

"John Cena is still missing, no one can see him!"

"SCP-106-EN has breached containment again."

"SCP-682-EN has breached containment."

"SCP-2317-EN has…"

You get the point, it's become like the chocolate conveyor belt in "I Love Lucy" all over again. Lisa begins to breakdown from the rush of complaints.

"Site Director Loud, stop doing your best SCP-2599-EN impression and finish these orders!"

The conversations begin merging into each other as the scene transitions to the next person.


Lola is in the middle of a river cutting through a dense forest. She looks in front of her and sees what appears to be Chris Chan wearing a pair of black shades. The shades crack as xe retreats.

"Hey, get back here!"

Lola chases this phantom as it shoots out mysterious blue ethereal orbs at her. Touching one of them makes her sanity go down a little. Upon wading through the river for a while, she sees another ghost, this one looking like a 6-year-old girl approaches her. It appears to be coughing heavily, before emitting a dying scream.

A little bit further and the same thing happens, only this time, it happens to a spirit of a man who looks to be in his 40s. He is also heavily coughing, before being seen dying just as the other victim before him.

Next, several red phantasms try to attack Lola, but to no avail (they are ghosts, after all). Soon, they "die" from the mysterious choking hazard. But even though the ghosts can't kill Lola, she can feel the pain from their attacks. She continues her endless walk, being pelted by all sorts of murderous entities as the scene shifts to the next person.


Lana awakes in a ruined place. Windows shattered, cars in disrepair, buildings collapsed, subways derailed and the most important thing of all…there's no people anywhere. She tries desperately to find someone, anyone.

"Hello, is anyone here?!"

"Someone, anyone?!"

But there's no one left…all that's left is her. This must be a dead dimension, like all of Omega's -X dimensions…or maybe SCP-2935-EN, O, Death…actually, its closer to 2935-EN since nothing alive is here anymore, not even artificial constructs…Lana falls to her knees in despair (but somehow doesn't turn into a Danganronpa character, lucky!) as the scene changes again…next character!


Lucy is placed at the end of a gauntlet of things that would most definitely kill a normal human, with Lincoln at the end of it. Lucy tries to run toward it, but aside from the fact that she'd probably get killed by the first gauntlet trap (a barrage of spike balls, in case you were wondering) she also has to do it within a set, but hidden time.

But try as Lucy might, no matter what she does, there is no possible way for her to get to her brother in the time allotted, and since trying to walk around the course is cheating, and will reset her position back to start. It is quite hopeless for her to continue. Even if she learns where all the traps are and she spedran the course, she'd always fall one second behind. On to the next one…


Ah, Lincoln. His was the hardest to come up with, but it seems being startled is what he's afraid of. But if he knows something's coming, he won't be startled…let's begin the nightmare!

Lincoln is in a dark void with nothing but the sound of one of those creepy jack in the boxes playing "Pop Goes the Weasel". He walks toward the void until he sees a door. Lincoln slowly opens the door and…

"AAAAHHHHHH!"

He slams the door shut.

"Really?! I can't believe they'd use FNAF!"

He moves on to the second one. He opens the door and…

He sees two thugs dismembering a body with a goddamn chainsaw. Blood everywhere. They don't seem to notice Lincoln and he closes the door and makes sure it stays that way.

The third door. Lincoln opens it and sees…a deranged lunatic, possibly high, drunk or both trying to castrate xirself by giving zirself both an orchiectomy and a phallectomy using a knife (that wasn't even sterilized). Ze also tried to make a gash in zir perineum to make xirself a pseudo-vagina. Wait, isn't this just a part of Chris Chan's life? And you're telling xe he didn't die from sepsis afterwards?

Lincoln closes the door after being traumatized for life. He moves onto the fourth door and sees…

"You're not perfect."

Nope! Slam the door! Lincoln immediately moves on to the fifth door and slowly opens the door, fearing what horror could be inside.

He just sees an anime character that hung herself. Sure, it's a bit unnerving, but he doesn't feel particularly attached to them or anything.

"Wonder why that was included. I can at least understand the blue trumpet thing from the previous door."

Lincoln seems to be getting privy to this, so he doesn't open anymore doors. He walks further and…

Pop goes the weasel!

He runs into the jack in the box, which has the puppet replaced with Luan, which pies him in the face before retreating. I think we've seen enough. Next!


Lynn appears to be in a classroom with an Asian lady. I can already see where this is going…

"Hmm, you are stupid. You got an 80 percent out of 100. That means you get B, B for 100 batterings from my beating stick! I am A-sian not B-sian! I won't tolerate anything less than perfection!"

The Asian gets out a beating stick and begins beating Lynn mercilessly with it. After the 100th hit, the Asian responds.

"You are failure. Get out and never return. Commit seppuku. You are insult to family's intelligence."

The setting switches to school, middle school, specifically, where Lynn is lost in the bowels of this strange place which seems to act like the infinite IKEA to her. She asks an upperclassman for directions.

"Hey, do you know where bio is?"

The upperclassman turns and reveals itself to be Hank, that thug from Hazeltucky's football team!

"Oh sure, it's down the hall. I'll lead you there."

Hank leads her down and stops at a red door.

"It's through here. Here, let me help you!"

Hank shoves her into the room, which is nothing more than an oversized locker. He then pushes some old, but still heavy sporting equipment to block the locker, trapping her in there. The scene shifts once again, Lynn arrives at the Loud House and is being glowered at by the rest of her family, sans Lincoln.

"Lynn Jr."

"Your father and I have been talking about your punishment during the bad luck incident."

"We've decided to hold a vote on your punishment."

"And, in a 9-4 vote."

"We decided that since this is the most egregious case of sibling abandonment for the dumbest of reasons, and the fact that you've done this superstition thing multiple times to the detriment of others in your family, we've decided to disown you."

"What?! What about Lincoln! He spread the lie around to get some free time!"

"He's been punished. Mom and dad took away his comics and video games for 2 weeks."

"Then why aren't you giving me a punishment like his?"

"Because you've done this sort of thing multiple times on impulse with no regard for the aftermath."

"When will you learn that your actions have consequences! Sorry, I always wanted to say that."

"Yeah, you've been a meanie to Linky. So was I, but did you apologize? Because I did."

"I can't believe any of you fell for this chicanery. It seems I'm the only one smart enough to see and avoid this situation entirely."

"Alright, pack up and leave. You're not welcome anymore."

"Don't worry, Lynn, I still believe in you. I was one of the four that wanted you to stay."

Somehow, that hurts even more than him disowning her. Moving on…


Luan appears to be in a desert wasteland akin to Fallout or Mad Max, walking down the desolate cracked highway, she sees a leathered-up biker dude with a sick motorcycle barreling down the highway, with a chain in hand, he rides toward Luan and…

Misses the chain grab. He dismounts his metal steed and walks toward her. Luan notices that his head is on fire. She also notices that this unholy demon also has the face of notorious serial killer John Wayne Gacy! This Ghost Rider/Gacy hybrid's chain morphs into one of those endless rope things that magicians use.

"Hey kid, I heard you like magic."

The rope rushes at Luan and forces itself down her throat! Desperate gasps of air are heard as she struggles to breathe!

"Now watch as all of your oxygen disappears before your very eyes!"

She blacks out.

"You can't escape my punishment, not even through death! Because unlike my 33 other attempts, you can't die in this strange place. You have a front row seat to see me strangle you over and over until the end of time!"

Yikes, next scene please?


Luna appears on a concert stage, where it appears another alternate copy of her has taken the spotlight!

"Who are you?"

"Why, I'm you but electronic."

The electro Luna gestures Luna to come onstage, she does so.

"So, you think that rock is the best genre, huh? Well, let's see if your voice can be heard."

"Is that a challenge? You're on, brah!"

Luna starts belting out a rock tune, only to get interrupted by another song playing over hers.

"Huh, what's going on?"

"There are several hundred thousand songs out there, Luna. What makes yours stand out?"

She continues to play again. A song tries to interrupt her, but she continues playing on. After a while, a second song plays. The longer Luna continues playing, the more songs are added, as well as adding shifts in frequency, pitch and tone. It looks like Luna is going to be here a while. Let's see the next one.


Leni is surrounded by the rest of the group. Everything seems to be going well…

"Wings of dusk, arise!"

Purple and black butterflies appear and seem to possess the entire group, sans Leni. They all turned into costumed beings with superpowers. It really doesn't matter what their costumes look like, only that if anything is important to their power, then the costume will highlight it.

But wait, there's more. A strange humanoid entity with an incomprehensible appearance arrives.

"Hello, fashion star! I assume you recognized these designs?"

"No, I don't."

"Seriously?! What a disappointment, these styles are all the rage in Paris."

"So, who are you?"

"I am the master of ceremonies to this little torment here. I am Exotos135!"

"What kind of name is that?"

"As if I'd give my name to a know nothing like you! Even my close friend Omega doesn't know my real name!"

He composes himself.

"Oh, not only to you have to deal with 11 super powerful villains, I aim to make it all the more impossible for you to win!"

He generates two purplish black cubes.

"Hey, you filthy weeaboo, take this!"

He throws it at Lori. The core transforms into a black canid phantom with evil red eyes!

"Was that…?"

"Yes, it's one of my many tools. That is an Umbra Core! And now, for your next trial…"

Exotos135 crushes the second Umbra Core in his hands, letting the inky blackness of night encompass them. He begins punching at the background until some of the wall falls away, revealing a strange, greenish colored dimension.

Strange beasts with green markings and stone shields for heads emerge from the portal. As well as a Zant like figure with what appears to be a fully formed Fused Shadow like headpiece resting where its head should be. Its eye is a pale lilac with yellow magatama swirls inside it.

"Welcome to the Twilight Realm, Leni. With these feral beasts and no friends, as well as a complete seal on your Deus Ex Machina abilities, it should be nigh impossible for you to complete! Fufufu, see you later!"

With that, Exotos135 leaves. Leaving Leni to deal with one big mess. Let's see what Lori's up to.


Lori has an unnerving feeling of being watched everywhere she goes and being stared at for everything she does. It doesn't matter what it is, there's just a feeling of being watched with nobody being there. Its like that stalker song by The Police.

Next up is SCP-239-EN. Her situation is quite simple, actually. Everyone is dead. And even though she has Deus Ex Machina powers, she can't revive them. Not much to show or say here, so let's move onto the last character.

SCP-706-EN is looking around this strange dimension and sees a whole bunch of erratic cars swerving around and just indescribable things that a normal being can't comprehend. The air smells like booze which must mean they're drunk and doing stupid drunk things. Which must mean another thing; She somehow is in Florida. A whole bunch of stupid drunk people get on the news there.

She carefully navigates the sea of stupid before entering a house. Wait…doesn't this house feel…familiar somehow? She can hear two people arguing.

"Okay, sweetie, one more time, okay?"

Suddenly, a drunk man bursts into the front door of this residence. The fact that he wasn't shot on sight must mean that these people know him.

"I have had enough of your goddamn caterwauling! Will you two just shut the fuck up?!"

"Daddy?"

Huh, I guess that answers that…wait a minute. 706-EN knows how this will play out! Can she change what happens this time? Can the inevitable even be changed?

"You and your fucking princess shit and your fucking awful music…"

"Honey, you're drunk…"

"Daddy, please, stop!"

"and all your goddamn girly bullshit can go to fucking hell!"

"Honey, please…"

Huh, are you sure we're still talking about SCP-706-EN? Because, the only "princess" archetype in this story is Lola. I wonder if 706-EN would be like Lola had her ability not manifested. Just a thought. Anyway…

This is the point where her parents start fighting. Maybe if she can somehow interrupt it…

"Daddy, stop!"

SCP-706-EN tries to stop the fight before her parents get to their "domestic dispute" phase. She tries to stop her father's arm, but he's obviously way stronger than her and has all of his fucks taken away from the alcohol he drank at the bar earlier. The dad easily backhands her away, leaving a large sore mark.

"What did you say to me, you prissy bitch?!"

He walks over, picks his daughter up and cocks his right hand backward.

"This'll teach you to disobey me!"

He puts his full force into punching her into oblivion. The next thing anyone knows, two gunshots were heard and SCP-706-EN was knocked away near her mother.

She hears the hammer click…

She remembers how this ended. It ended in a murder-suicide.

Thinking quickly, she tackles her mom, which forces her to drop the gun. SCP-706-EN is quicker and swipes the gun away from her.

"Sweetie, give me the gun."

"Why? So you can leave me, too?"

It seems this standoff between SCP-706-EN and her parents won't ever change, after all, it already happened.


With all 12 members of their group fighting all of these fears, all seems lost. But if Tristam has taught us anything its that it's not over…

Till

It's

Over!

"Of course, there's only one way out. Acceptance."

Slowly, each member of the group accepts their fears and faults and gets a power boost from it, as cliché as that sounds. In order, it was Lisa, Lincoln, Lucy, Lana, Luna, Lori, Luan, SCP-239-EN, Lynn, Lola, Leni and SCP-706-EN. As they wake up from the nightmare, they remember they're still in CWCville.

Libitina has been gazing at Chad and Ethan the whole time, so they can't help (not that they could have, anyway). Upon waking up, the eye backs off and flies back toward Chris Chan.

This is it, the final battle! Let's end this!