Angel: Here I was, a few chapters ago, saying that episodes wouldn't come out until February, only to see that we're actually getting two new episodes in January. Open mouth, and insert foot...and one of them is coming out the day right after my college orientation! I'm excited about Hiro the Villain, I wanna see what happens in it (though Momakase is a total bitch to blackmail him).
Anyway! Here's the Baymax Dreams shorts! Next chapter will be totally original.
"Alright, Baymax," Hiro starts off as his cameras can see the twins standing side-by-side. "We wrote a program that'll help clear junk data from your memory while you charge," He holds up a dark red chip, pressing the access port.
"Not to necessarily get rid of the important stuff, but for things that aren't really relevant. Like a detailed summary of all Fred's comic books," Hana deadpans the last sentence.
"Let's just try it, Hana," Hiro tells her, lightly chuckling.
"I do not require a recharge," Baymax tilts his head at them.
"Just think of it as a quick nap. Close your eyes, maybe try counting some sheep or something," The boy suggests.
"Count sheep?" Baymax is obviously unfamiliar with it.
"It's something people do to help them sleep at night. Like with insomnia," Hana explains, lowering her hands. "Now just close your eyes..."
He does so, and he materializes into his dream world, which is a bit like San Fransokyo, only with blue and pixels everywhere.
"Baa!" A sheep is behind him.
"I see. One, two, three," Sheep appear as he counts. "Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine." Dozens of more sheep appear. "Oh no."
A trolley car passes by, sheep falling from the sky.
"One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four hundred, five hundred."
"Launching junk data protocol," A female voice announces from seemingly nowhere, a red portal appearing in the sky as it scans the sheep.
"Analyzing data."
It starts attacking the sheep, causing chaos. One of them lands on Baymax, who looks up to see a red sheep. "Battle bots. Junk data found. Delete, delete, delete," It thinks that the sheep is junk data and starts deleting some out of existence. "Why are you saving this junk data?" The red sheep flies up to Baymax. "It must be deleted!"
"Hiro and Hana told me to 'try counting sheep or something.' It is a method to entice people to put them in slumber."
"Then you must also be junk data!" The red sheep then goes to Baymax's memory, which are nodes connecting to different parts of his memories.
"This is my memory bank...my memories of Hana and Hiro," He steps on the first path, stumbling a bit as the sheep is all the way across from him.
"Junk Hiro and Hana data found. DELETE!" The red sheep starts getting rid of all the memories he's remembered with the twins. A normal sheep looks up at Baymax.
"Oh dear..." The robot looks around, attempting to stop the sheep albeit very slowly. He slides down a string as the red sheep gets closer and closer to a memory of the twins and Baymax hugging. The normal sheep starts freaking out as Baymax slides further, climbing upwards. The normal sheep jumps, turning everything around and sending Baymax into the air.
"DELETE!"
Baymax lands in front of the red sheep. "Why are you saving this junk data?!"
"Hana and Hiro are my friends."
"Friends...?" He looks up at the memory, laughing. "Analyzing data. Friendship is...necessary?"
"Yes."
"Then the twins are not junk data..." The red sheep looks away, seeming to understand.
"They are not."
"I want to learn more about friendship..."
"I suggest you make a friend," The normal sheep lands next to the robot, the red sheep duplicating itself: one pink one, and one blue one. They both speak to the white sheep in front of them, nuzzling each other. Everything goes back to normal in his memory bank and he wakes up to see the twins in front of him.
"Okay, let's see how our new program ran," Hiro takes out the chip, planting it into his computer, seeing all the sheep. "Wait...it rewrote itself?"
"Yes, Hiro and Hana, because you are not junk data. You are my friends," He engulfs them into a hug and they smile up at him.
"Alright, buddy. Thanks," Hiro pats his arm.
"Maybe we shouldn't be using this chip anymore..." Hana says slowly, taking the chip out of the computer and throwing it over her shoulder.
"Whoa, easy, Baymax," Hiro warns the robot as he's on low battery again. "You picked up some sort of bot bug that's draining your battery."
"You really should go back into your charging station," Hana tries to take him there. "While we try to figure this out."
"Ooh, that sounds bad!" He exclaims while wobbling.
"It is, and we have a patch here," Hiro inserts a black chip with a green bug on it. He inserts it next to the healthcare chip. "But to use it, we need all good Baymaxes to take it out-"
"I am a good Baymax..."
"You sure are," Hiro smiles as he's already at his computer.
"The best, actually," Hana grins and if he wasn't already low on air, she'd hug him.
"Now sleep tight, buddy. Don't let the bed bugs bite," Hiro taps debug from his computer.
"Activating sleep mode protocol. Target: Baymax."
"Sleep tight. Bed bugs? What does that even mean?" The low-battery Baymax appears back in his dream world, seeing a bed in front of him. "Oh, bed!" He lands on top of it, scooting towards the pillows. "It's bigger than Hiro's..."
Suddenly, the bed comes to life, sending Baymax to the ground. "Hello!" He greets to the bed monster. "I'm Baymax, your personal companion of health for care. Say ahh!"
The monster opens his mouth, and a whole bunch of bugs arrive.
"Oh no..." Baymax runs off as best as he can, two arrows appearing. One pink, and one blue.
"Baymax?" The blue arrow speaks, poking at him.
"It's us, Hiro and Hana!" The pink arrow says urgently.
"The patch isn't working..." Hiro chuckles sheepishly, the pink arrow pointing at him.
"We didn't account for the bug to affect us over here as well..."
"Hiro? Hana? You're narrow," Baymax lightly touches the arrows. The monsters behind him persist.
"Wait, what was that?" Hiro notices them.
"What are those things?!" Hana exclaims at the sight.
"Bed bugs!" Baymax exclaims while still running.
"That is so weird!" Hiro couldn't help but comment. "We'll build a firewall."
"Hopefully that'll keep them on our tail," Hana says as the firewall appears behind them, but it's immediately broken through.
"Baymax, watch out!" Hiro picks Baymax up, flying him above the bed bugs.
"Where? Oh, where?"
"Follow me!" Hana orders, flying off and Hiro goes after her with Baymax in tow.
"Hold on! Working on something! There!" Baymax's armor appears on him and he lands safely on the street.
"Oh."
Up ahead are more bugs, causing Hana to yelp as they're flying right towards them. "Baymax, rocket fist!"
He fires it, managing to catch one, and then it flies away. "Oh no..."
The twins push him away, the bed bugs pushing past him. The one with the rocket fist turns around, heading towards them.
"Run!"
"Hurry, Baymax!"
He runs in the direction of the bed monster, the rocket fist knocking him into the air. His armor goes flying off. He lands on the bed.
"Wait, we've got an idea!"
"Activating sleep mode protocol. Target: bed bugs."
The bed bugs fall all around them, the bed turning back to normal. "Hey, I get it now. Sleep tight, and bed bugs don't bite."
"That's exactly right," The pink arrow spins around.
"Is it hot in here?"
He wakes up to see the twins standing in front of them again. "Hiro! Hana! You're not arrows anymore."
"Yep, and good news, you're bug-free now, buddy." The robot lands at their feet. "But, you still need to re-charge."
"Yeah, we couldn't really do anything about that while we were dealing with all those bed bugs," Hana rubs the back of her neck.
"I'm okay!" He gives them two thumbs up, Hana giggling at him.
"Hello!" Baymax stretches his arms, twitching a bit. "I am Baymax, your personal healthcare destroyer!" The last word results in his eyes turning red, scaring the twins a little. "Self diagnostic scan complete. I am experiencing a personality malfunction."
"That doesn't even begin to describe it," Hana says in a slight panic.
"Good thing we wrote this chip," Hiro holds up a chip that looks like the healthcare chip, but with different symbols on it. "I-It should pull your different personalities together while you charge." He puts the chip next to the healthcare one.
"But they need to work together so that they can stop the malfunction," Hana brings her hands together to emphasize teamwork.
"On a scale of one-of one-of one-of one..."
The chip takes effect as his main healthcare personality arrives in the dream world. The chip appears across from him and then he sees three other Baymaxes. One is blue, one is purple, and the last one is wearing superhero armor.
"Hello, I am Baymax," They all greet in unison.
"Hiro and Hana said to pull myself together and to work with my personality traits. I will pull us."
"I calculate that I am the most efficient Baymax. I will be the one to pull us together," Logical Baymax offers immediately.
"Oh, you talk fast," Low-Battery Baymax replies like he's drunk.
"You are an anomaly," Superhero Baymax states, Low-Battery Baymax dragging his hand down his face.
"I like your face..." He moves the helmet slightly.
"I do not understand. We have the exact same face. I am Baymax," Logical Baymax points out.
"I thought I was Baymax," Superhero Baymax tilts his head.
"But...I am Baymax," Baymax interjects.
Suddenly a larger Baymax arrives, showing his destructive side...which hasn't been seen ever since Callaghan. "I am Baymax."
"Oh no..." The four Baymaxes say in unison.
"He needs to pull himself together!" Low-Battery Baymax points at Destructive Baymax.
"It is unlikely we will defeat him," Logical Baymax looks towards Superhero Baymax.
"Perhaps we should defeat him using our heroic protocols."
"Is that why you got a suit?" Low-Battery Baymax suddenly asks. "I'm naked!"
"We must help him," Baymax speaks up. "He requires..." The chip suddenly goes flying, landing on a train. "That chip."
"Oh dear."
"I will retrieve the chip," Superhero Baymax opens up his wings. "Heroically," He flies towards the tracks, following the train car.
"I will attempt to diagnose the giant us. Scanning," Logical Baymax looks at Destructive Baymax following after them.
"Scan complete. I detect an elevated anxiety level," Baymax finishes for him.
"Mine too!" Low-Battery Baymax bumps into a pole and Destructive Baymax lifts up what they were hiding underneath. "Hey, it's big me! How did I get there?"
Superhero Baymax continues to follow the car when the bridge path in front is destroyed. The chip flies off the track, but Superhero Baymax manages to catch it.
Destructive Baymax stares them down as he holds the others in his hand. "Red pupils indicates stress," Logical Baymax reports after a scan.
"Physical contact may be calming," Baymax suggests to them.
"I know!" Low-Battery Baymax runs forward, hugging a finger. "Hugs! I love hugs!"
The others join in the comfort, allowing Superhero Baymax to insert the chip. "There. We are all together again. Fist bump?"
"Fist bump," Destructive Baymax holds out his fist. Baymax fist bumps the others.
"Ba la la la la," They all say as they each disappear one by one.
"Hello. I am Baymax. Your personal healthcare companion," He greets the twins, to their relief.
"Whew!" Hiro jumps up and hugs him. "Welcome back, buddy."
"We were really worried there for a second," Hana joins in and he hugs them back.