I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the Earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the Earth. -Revelation 6:8
Track Featured: City Escape by Crush40
"What? Impossible! You all should have fallen to Pestilence! After all, humanity is the true villain and the greatest threat against itself!"
"It's over, Chris Chan! Your tyranny and the Dimensional Merge will end here and now."
Chris Chan merely scoffs at Leni's declaration.
"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. You know that destroying me won't change anything. The merging of C-197 and E-1218 is inevitable."
Chris Chan manically laughs as he assumes xir rightful role as the Tyrant Goddess and the archon of Death! An ominous vortex of celestial origin heralds the destruction of their universe and the rebirth through Singularity. Chris Chan mocks this rebel group by splitting zeself into seven copies.
Behind a building, a true hero of the people comes out of his hiding place to document the end times. This man is a true journalist, risking life, limb and being raped to death by Chris Chan's legion of furries to denounce Chris Chan's despotic rule over CWCville. Chris Chan invited him in so that he can document xe's greatness for the world to see, but he has another plan in mind. Since the universe will be destroyed and since he is a vocal critic of Chris Chan (though who isn't at this point) he's going to die anyway once the Dimensional Merge completes, so fuck it! He's going to document the end of days so that if our heroines (and guest party members) fail, someone may rise up against xe.
He gets out of his hiding place and begins recording.
"Where did it all go wrong? I'm here at Ruckersville, Virginia and it appears we are finally here. We never believed the madman, but he was right. The dimensions of C-197 and E-1218 as well as all others are beginning the process of Singularity, where all dimensions will become one. As you can see, several brave heroes from across all dimensions are standing up to the Tyrant Goddess and her Archons of Destruction. This isn't about just the destruction of Ruckersville, Virginia, The US, or even the Earth itself. All will cease to exist if she succeeds! Go now, heroes! Save all of our dimensions! If they fail, it has been an honor following these sagas. Last Terminal Network, from the last terminal, signing out for the last time. Goodbye."
He records the battle that's about to ensue.
Back at ground zero, Chris Chan remerges his duplicates into one singular being and continues to point out how screwed they are.
"Not only do you have to deal with a literal god, I also have the death clock to nullify some of your attacks! And my ZC-2599 vaccines will depower you to the point even a single well-placed bullet to the head will be enough to end you so called heroes! So, go ahead! Save this corrupted dimension if you can!"
"I am become terrible time, the destroyer of all existence. All will fall to me eventually; Even you!"
And with that, the final battle against archon of Death, Chris Chan, has finally begun! Starting off, a symbol of a castle, broken off into several pieces, is seen in front of Chris Chan.
"Now degrade!"
Chris Chan begins throwing around vaccine missiles to get an even greater advantage!
"Dodge those vaccines!"
The group scatters and evades the attack! Their counteroffensive mounts as Chad tries to hack off one of xe's limbs with his diamond sword! It was a success, cleaving ze's right arm right off xir's body, but, like SpongeBob, ze just regenerates another arm. It sure is damn annoying fighting someone with Deus Ex Machina powers!
"Dang I thought he was disarmed!"
"Nice one, Chadtronic!"
"Annoying gnats, die!"
Chris Chan summons a whole bunch of Cat o' 9 Tails to whip these revolters into submission!
The group tries to dodge, but there are so many whips to dodge! Lincoln claimed that Chris Chan summoned about 15 CONTs and he thought there were around 80 whips coming at the group at a time. Some of the group got whipped!
"Let's see if you can handle these!"
Chris Chan summons what appear to be male prostitutes wearing gimp masks. They are even more buff than a Jojo character and their penises are as powerful as cannons! They don't have weapons, so its assumed that they'd just beat them up with their bare hands or by chocking them/ablating their trachea by shoving their cannon cocks down their throat (adding insult to injury is if they blow a load in their enemies' throat, their ejaculate is toxic)!
"Wow, I didn't know that when Chris Chan turned into a lesbian transwoman he degenerated even further and became interested in BDSM." Last Terminal Network comments
"I might need to bleach my eyes and brain after this battle."
"Agreed."
Sigurrós seems to notice the seal surrounding him, as well as the lustful degeneracy that ze's attacking them with. Lucy seems to figure it out, too.
"Don't you guys recognize the symbol surrounding him?"
"Not really?"
"A symbol of a castle, broken apart? I think this might be the symbol, vaduk."
"Vaduk? What the fuck is that?"
"It's an ancient language, the word vaduk means "dominion" in this language."
"There was an ancient tablet discovered in modern day Sumeria, it foretold the destruction of everything by the hands of the Scarlet King, Khahrahk. In his journey of multiversal conquest to destroy the Tree of Knowledge, he sired seven children, seven brides with which their children become soldiers in his army. The ancient language is the most similar to Akkadian, and I do not know how to speak it, but it was written like this on the tablet.
Aššina maḫrû kallūtu ewû A'tivik. Kalūmatu ewû namaddu adi anniumma ašarēdu, ezib iššû ṣeḫḫeru ula ēṣu. Akki kīnūtu, iššû ṣeḫḫeru elaman šūpû atra ḫasīsi elāniš aḫîš, annanna edû abutu adi dapānu. Aḫê aššunu aḫu ummudu, aššanu kaṣādum adi ammar ša ḫaṭû, dāt abāku akka irnittu. Iššû kanāku ewû "vaduk", bēlūtu epēšu, akki bu ' ' û bēlūtu epēšu, alittu akki ewû šaʾāru.
"So, you're saying that Chris Chan is working with Khahrahk?!"
"No, but ze is using the Seven Brides' Seals to empower himself. That's why he's attacking us with degeneracy! For the dominion seal, it's fuck or be fucked!"
"So how do we counter it?!"
"It's fuck or be fucked, don't you get it? We need to attack xir with an equal amount of degeneracy!"
"Ok, so we'll need someone to wear a Sonic the Hedgehog fursuit and beat the tar out of him. I nominate Lola because she's the most vicious of us and, now that I think about it, I think she'd be the closest, personality wise, to A'tivik."
"Are you kidding me?! Lori should it! She probably gave Bobby hyper gonorrhea during one of their many dates!"
"Give me a reason why I shouldn't destroy you right now, Lola!"
"Because I saw the data. Lisa tested you during her biweekly health checkups."
"I regret nothing. You really should fix that, eldest sister."
"I'll destroy you for invading my personal space later, so what to I have to do?"
Leni conjures up a Sonic fursuit.
"Beat up Chris Chan while wearing this suit. We'll cover you by holding back the Jojo Chippendales and his other BDSM attacks!" Leni states
"And we'll shoot down the vaccines heading toward you!" Ethan volunteers
"Not that you need it, you have future vision!" Lincoln encourages
With their plan formulated, Lori dons the fursuit, loses some of her dignity and rushes toward the false god. The male strippers try to attack her but Leni and Lola hold them back! Leni creates some assorted weapons so the others can fight the Jojo posers!
"Oh no you don't! Take your STD vaccine and like it!"
Chris Chan sends a flurry of ACSs down at the party. Leni finishes killing off a male prostitute by way of decapitation just in time to unleash a psychokinetic blast to destroy them before they inject their payloads into them. I suppose they are like nukes in that sense, in that they have to deliver their payload to be a threat.
Lori gets to Chris Chan, tackles xir and begins whaling on ze!
"Look, the seal is weakening!"
The group looks at the seal, which has cracks forming on it.
"Oh, Sonic! Penetrate me with your quills, my hero!"
And now that we're all traumatized, the dominion seal breaks! All of the BDSM stuff vanishes as Chris Chan generates another seal as xe enters his second phase! This seal depicts a suit of armor with one of those FMA philosophers' stones in it. One could say that it would be a hollow knight.
"Let me guess, 7 brides, 7 seals, 7 phases?" Lynn sardonically replies
"For someone that loathes video games you sure know at least a little about them."
Lori retreats and takes off that cringy fursuit as Chris Chan begins summoning undead creatures. Luckily, for our heroes, Chris Chan is an idiot and summoned undead weakened by light, and its around 3:45 PM right now.
Aššina aššatu kallūtu ewû A'ghor. A du ' ' umiš apu ewû dāpinu ṭeḫû iššû napšutu ammiukalūmatu ammar malû annanna, akki qūlu annanna bakû. Akki biblu basi mādu ṣeḫḫeru, annanna iššû ṣeḫḫeru biblu basi illutu ina a agû ai ṣummirāti, aššunu akāšu basi annanna kāšidu. Iššû kanāku ewû "kifenn", ḫašāḫu, akkunu kilallān aššunu ašarēdu annanna iššû ṣeḫḫeru ammar kiāšum ayyu kalūmatu bu ' ' û.
""Kifenn", the seal of longing. The abyss in A'ghor's soul was never filled nor can ever be filled. This too, must be why Chris Chan is attacking us with undead, the majority of which are soulless husks themselves, much like the tragic second bride."
"Are you saying A'ghor is a good person?! She's a progenitor of violent savages and warmongers as befitting of a brood mother of the Scarlet King!"
"Actually, that was the 4th one…"
"Who cares?! Don't give a Freudian excuse to one of the mistresses of the abyss! They are allies of Khahrahk, the bane of all existence! That means they are all evil!"
"Even the seventh one?"
"Yes."
"Lucy is our resident expert of all things spooky. She must have their weaknesses ingrained within her very being!"
"Pfft, not even worth my time, fire and decapitation for the zombies, ghosts are varied, but usually are weak to other ghosts and evil."
"You heard her, let's turn and burn!"
Leni swaps their weapons with flamethrowers.
"Careful, your clothes are more flammable than the zombies!"
The group starts burning the zombies, while Lucy and Lola frighten the phantasms with their mere presence! But they're not evil, are they? Of particular note is the frequency at which Chris Chan throws the ZC-2599-ACSs. It seems like they come out at a very low frequency.
"Is it me or is ze not even trying anymore?"
"Yeah, this seems weird. Maybe the kifenn seal makes the user feel longing, too?"
"We could kill xir right now!"
"No, it wouldn't work. Those seals are like extra lives to him. The original seals ze's are based off of won't let the brides die, no matter what! The only way this will end if we break these knockoff seals, then kill him."
"Dang, why does this have to be so complicated?"
Despite setting all these zombies on fire, and Lucy and Lola terrifying the ghosts away, Chris Chan seems to summon more of them.
"Ah, this isn't working! Xe's just making more of them! No matter how many we kill, ze just replaces them!"
"This is the longing seal, right? That must mean he's missing something."
"But it is impossible to fulfill the longing!"
"For the original, maybe. But what about Chris Chan's knockoff…"
Sigurrós tries a radical plan.
"Boy, stop it!"
Chris Chan is broken out of his longing by see…no, it can't be, could it?
Suddenly, Chris Chan is face to face with the ghosts of his dead parents. His dad, Bob, speaks first.
"Dad?"
"Remember that letter I sent to you in '87? The one about not wasting the stuff I gave you?"
"Yes?"
"Tell me, what did you do with those items I gave you?"
"Well, I did throw some old junk out that got caught in a fire. I think it was some old badges and sashes."
"Those were my Boy Scout memories."
"Yeah, and I sold some random stuff to make money at a garage sale, I think I got rid of a clock, some old tapes, old records, and a few paintings."
Bob is starting to get a little bit irked at his son's wastefulness.
"I also donated a trumpet and a ratty looking teddy bear to Goodwill, I mean, I'm never going to use them, so why not give it to someone that does?"
"That was your grandmother's teddy bear when she was a child. Aren't you even a little bit curious why it was like that in the first place?"
"No. It looked damaged so she must have played rough with it. Honestly, I don't think anyone at Goodwill would want it, so maybe I should have thrown it in the dumpster."
"Did…did…you at least…look at the stamp collection…I worked on so that you could admire, boy?"
"Oh, yeah."
Bob slightly raises his head, maybe his son isn't a complete decadent fucktard that pisses away anything of value! There may be hope for him yet!
"I sold it on eBay for around $250 dollars for video game and food money."
Of course, this is Chris Chan we're talking about, so there's been no hope for him since he was born. And no, it's not because he's autistic, it's because he's delusional to the point he may be schizophrenic (hard to tell) and refuses to see that his actions have consequences. At least Ethan understood this principle, and he's a high functioning autist!
Bob is NOT happy that his son would be this fucking retarded. Even actual autistic people can at least comprehend the fact that some things would have sentimental value in them.
"WHY YOU LITTLE…!"
Bob's ghost tries to strangle Chris Chan for being…well, Chris Chan. But he can't since he's a ghost and just phases through solid matter. When that doesn't work, he tries possessing xir and making zeself slap zir's own head for xe's overindulgent psychopathy.
Bob gets out of Chris Chan's body and begins a tirade on him.
"You Know, Christian. When I heard you were autistic, we tried our best to take care of you. But I realized something."
"What was it?"
"Since all you do is use your autism as a shield for everything, we've been spoiling you your entire life."
"Yes?"
"Since you clearly don't respect anything we've done. We should have kicked you out of the house decades ago. There are a bunch of fine autistic people out there contributing to society and then there's you."
"Hey, I'm at least Internet famous! At least the trolls online shower me with the attention I deserve."
"You're the Internet's biggest joke! I saw you on some "weeaboo compilation" video on YouTube. Yes, they have internet in the afterlife. And I have to say it makes me ashamed that I even am related to you in any way, shape or form."
"Well, Barb kept all of your books and family albums."
"Just as well, Chris. At least she understands the value of things."
"Well, I died recently and he didn't even notice." Barb interjects
"What the…?! How in God's green Earth do you fuck up this bad, son? How do you not notice your mom being dead?!"
"She's not dead, she's just sleeping."
"Uh huh, for a few months now?"
"She's trying to beat Rip Van Winkle's record of 20 years!"
"Did you not notice her corpse rotting and being eaten by flies?"
"She's just being a real-life Halloween decoration."
Ok, now that's just insulting. The group is starting to see why the Internet hates Chris Chan.
"Why couldn't you have turned out like your half-siblings, Christian? You could have been someone! You could have been someone who spread awareness on autism. You could have been a hero to people!"
"I am a hero to people! Look, I managed to become permanent incumbent mayoress! I manage my own city!"
"We all know this place isn't real. Restore our town back to normal."
"No. You'll see, you'll all see! Once the Dimensional Merge happens, all of the evils of the world will be purged from both fiction and reality! Everyone good can come back to life. Stan Lee could come back to life. You guys could come back to life."
"Actually, heaven is pretty nice. We'd prefer to stay dead. You're on your own. It's about time you take responsibility for your insanity, son. I'm sorry it took us this long to realize it."
Bob and Barb's ghosts ascend back into heaven.
"Look, the seal…it's moving erratically!"
The longing seal violently shatters after his dead parents finally stand up to the monster known as Christine Weston Chandler. Everyone is now aware of the depths of Chris' true delusional insanity! Xe casts an incantation and the third seal protects him. The symbol is of two worlds colliding, with a Sonic shaped mushroom cloud in the middle.
"I'll show you, so called parents! The Dimensional Merge will happen! And by my hand!"
Lori gets a vision.
"I see…something terrible. Everything's coming together."
{Chris Chan| Singularity | TLH-SCP-PTB-1415| Infinite damage}
"What is it, Lori?"
"Chris Chan is going accelerate the Dimensional Merge by a rapid pace! He's going to destroy all dimensions and they'll all be reborn into one!"
Aššina šalšu kallūtu ewû A'distat. Kalūmatu išû a ba ' ūlu zērūtu aššina aḫātu annanna biblu abātu akkina ṣēr ammar ša akki madādu, annanna karṣē akālu ṣēr qašdu erṣutu. Iššû ṣeḫḫeru garāšu akkunu dabābu aššina irnittu akka ašarēdu, ṭebû naqrabu adi amānu annanna ditallu, bašāšum mūtānu annanna anūnu akkunu tāluku. Iššû kanāku ewû "hezhum", arbūtu, akkunu kalūmatu ewû kapāru erû, annanna adi šir ' u ašši napšutu ewû pašāṭu.
Chris Chan sends out four energy pylons. These pylons seem to be in the shape of the other archons. Each one being one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Libitina just kind of stares at some of the group, occasionally making some of them flinch and stop their current attack, but since they have 14 members in their group, it doesn't really make that much of a difference.
"Ok, we have 224 seconds, or about 4 minutes to stop the Dimensional Merge from rebirthing all dimensions into one!"
""Hezhum", the seal of desolation. Chris Chan is throwing a tantrum to destroy everything, including zirself! If ze succeeds, there'll only be a crunched-up prototype of a universe that can barely even be considered one! We need to destroy stuff to stop Chris Chan from destroying even more stuff, how paradoxical."
"Well, if you can't beat 'em…"
Leni swaps their flamethrowers with diamond swords.
The group rushes at the pylons, targeting the conquest pylon first. Its special trait is that it distorts reality around it. All of the pylons are there to just to accelerate the Dimensional Merge; They can't attack. The group wails on it with their swords and…
The conquest pylon is shredded to bits!
190 seconds till Singularity…
"Wait, this must mean all of the pylons have an oddity to make them harder to destroy!"
"Yeah, so?"
"What could War's pylon trait be?"
Lucy strikes the War pylon and drops dead.
"Well, that answers that question."
Leni tries resurrecting Lucy…surprisingly, it worked and Lucy didn't become a zombie, or suffer any adverse effects!
"That pylon must have an instant death counter! I think I'm the only one that can destroy it without triggering its effect! You guys move on to the Famine pylon!"
Sigurrós slashes the War pylon in two. It wasn't that hard, as the War pylon only has around 600 HP. Her thesis was right, she has near instant death immunity, the only weakness being SCP-148-EN and its byproducts.
120 seconds till Singularity…
The Famine pylon…its special trait is that it can only be destroyed by certain attacks! Anything else will deal zero damage to it! The group learns this pretty early on…
"What the heck? Our attacks are just bouncing off of it!"
Leni enchants her sword with some sort of cosmic energy. She doesn't know what the pylon's weakness is, this is just the first thing that came to her mind. Leni strikes the pylon with her newly enchanted sword and deals 2734 damage with the blow.
"Whoa, what did you do, Leni? You actually chipped some paint off it!"
"I enchanted my sword with celestial energy. Its weakness must be the power of the universe!"
Leni grants Star Power VII to everyone's diamond swords. They easily whittle the Famine pylon into a pile of scrap within a few seconds! Only one pylon left…
72 seconds till Singularity…dimensional stability degrading…
The Death pylon…it has a pathetic, but reliable trait. It just has a heck of a lot of defense and health. Even with 14 people hacking at it, it might take a while to destroy it. Oh, and just in case any cosmic entities are wondering, all pylons are immune to Deus Ex Machina, so Leni or Sigurrós can't just inflict instant death on them. That would be a pretty anticlimactic fight.
Only one thing left to do, whack it until it's scrap and hope there's enough time to destroy it! And so, they do. After what seems like an eternity. The super durable pylon becomes unusable!
10 seconds left till Singularity…hume levels extremely high! Reality is becoming unstable!
The desolation seal shatters as soon as all four pylons are down. Chris Chan is temporarily stunned!
"Now!"
The group charges and tries to deal massive damage to Chris Chan! They manage to reduce xir into just a head and torso! Limbs hacked off in a bloody fashion but Chris Chan recovers before someone could decapitate ze. Xe emits a psychokinetic blast to force all of them off zir.
"Nice try, losers! But even if you decapitate me, I can still regrow body parts, see!"
Chris Chan regrows all of the limbs they managed to chop off, as if they never did any damage to xir!
Ze generates the next seal. The symbol emblazoned on it appears to be a female reproductive system (with hymen still intact), engorged and inflamed! Even with him becoming a lesbian transwoman mentally, ze is still and will always be a virgin with rage (having phone sex with a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity)!
Aššina rebû kallūtu ewû A'zieb. Kalūmatu išû rapšu annanna ālilu, annanna akṣu akki amāru, ṣibtu aššunu alandimmû akkina a ba ' ūlu umāmu. Iššû ṣeḫḫeru le ' û appitti ašši, annanna adāru ulaarru lā epuštu arratu, akkunu miḫsu ewû bāliṭu, annanna aššunu ḫalīṣu rūqu. Iššû kanāku ewû "ba", kimiltu, akki aḫê iššû zīru kalūmatu ewû dārâ kamû ina qereb tapqirtu.
""Ba", the seal of wrath. This is it. The fourth bride, A'zieb's, seal. I'm not sure what this symbol's weakness is. Since this is the wrath symbol, I think Chris Chan is going to be going all out on us! Maybe all we have to do is outlast zir?"
"I heard an urban legend that SCP-682-EN was born from the fourth bride."
"Well, maybe. His past has more multiple choice retcons than the Joker."
The group looks at Chris Chan as ze begins chanting some hateful malediction.
"Well, before xe finishes, I meant to do this before, so…"
"Activate code?" Lisa's device questions.
"Yes. Juliet-Oscar-Romeo-Delta-Alpha-November-Romeo-Oscar-Sierra-Alpha-Tango-Oscar."
"Anime aesthetic activated."
"Oh, now we look cool, thanks Lisa!"
Chris Chan finishes charging ze's attack (while screaming like a Super Saiyan, and looking like xe needs to defecate) and unleashes it!
大火災!
"Oh no, Bob Chandler was right, zir has gone full weeaboo! He just shouted his attack in Japanese, even though it was already translated into English! He's mocking the hard-working localizers by Japanifying his speech!"
"He shouted Dai Kasai, which means "Great Fire"!"
Suddenly, some objects that look like meteors bombard CWCville! If the seal didn't turn everything into a video game, everyone would most assuredly be dead! Everyone just took around 300 damage instead.
"Wait, wasn't that Rain Destruction, Lavos' signature attack from Chrono Trigger™!?"
"I think so."
"Does that mean Chris Chan has all of Lavos' attacks?"
"It's kind of fitting that zir gets the powers of a malignant space parasite, since both Lavos and SCP-682-EN will anything and everything to annihilate this planet."
"It looks like we'll have to fight fire with fire."
Chad used cleave!
Chris Chan takes 1234 damage!
Ethan used explosive shot!
Chris Chan takes 2831 damage!
Lori used rally cry!
All party members' attack rose!
Leni casts cure pulse!
All party members healed to max HP!
Luna used harmonic note!
Chris Chan takes 913 damage!
Luan used trick!
Chris Chan has status immunity! Is unable to be inflicted with confuse!
Lynn used beatdown!
Chris Chan takes 4728 total damage!
Lincoln attacks!
Chris Chan takes 459 damage!
Lucy casts air of unease!
Chris Chan recovered 1293 HP!
Lana casts ice II!
Chris Chan takes 3820 damage!
Lola casts luminaire II!
Chris Chan recovered 6666 HP!
Lisa used analyze!
[Chris Chan (Phase 4)|HP: 80,000| MP: 999 |Techs: Same as Lavos| Counters: None| Weak to fire and water magic| Strong against light and shadow magic]
SCP-239-EN used deus ex machina!
Chris Chan has status immunity! Is unable to be inflicted with instant death!
SCP-706-EN attacks!
SCP-706-EN takes 20 damage!
地震!
"Jishin, Earthquake."
Everyone takes around 250-290 damage!
"Everyone, he's weak against water and fire! Let's keep the damage output going!"
Chad casts fire sword II!
Chris Chan takes 6294 damage!
Ethan used shot!
Chris Chan takes 1730 damage!
Lori casts fire II!
Chris Chan takes 5429 damage!
Leni casts cure pulse!
All party members healed to max HP!
Luna attacks!
Chris Chan takes 781 damage!
Luan casts water II!
Chris Chan takes 7393 damage!
Lynn attacks!
Chris Chan takes 1837 damage!
Lucy defends!
Lincoln casts ice III!
Chris Chan takes 9274 damage!
Chris Chan emits an alien like scream, almost as if ze were Lavos itself! The wrath symbol begins cracking; He does the unthinkable in a turn-based RPG and uses a turn to interrupt the flow of battle! There were like 6 more characters that haven't taken their second turn yet! Chris Chan casts an eerie tech across the battlefield…
地帯の混沌!
"Chitai no Konton, Chaos Zone."
Everyone except Lucy takes around 50-65 HP of damage, while both the SCPs and the guest party members were inflicted with confusion! Chris Chan moves on to the next phase with an opening attack!
真夜中影擁する!
"Mayonaka kage yōsuru, Umbral Embrace."
Everyone except Lucy and the SCPs were poisoned!
Cheater, he got a second turn!
Lana casts ice II!
Chris Chan takes 3894 damage!
Lana takes 36 poison damage!
Lola casts omega flare!
Chris Chan recovered 9999 HP!
Lola takes 55 poison damage!
"Lola! We're supposed to be killing Chris Chan, not healing xe!"
"I thought you said he was weak to fire! So, I hit xir with my strongest fire attack!"
"Ze must have gained an immunity to fire!"
"Also, omega flare was shadow type in Chrono Trigger, and he's immune to shadow."
Lisa attacks!
Chris Chan takes 283 damage!
Lisa takes 42 poison damage!
SCP-239-EN casts hardline!
Chris Chan takes 9999 damage!
SCP-706-EN defends!
炎の戦争!
"Honō no sensō, Flames of War."
SCP-706-EN was healed up to max HP!
Chad used the Blue Shell!
Chris Chan takes 9999 damage!
Chad takes 57 poison damage!
And yet again, Chris Chan interrupts the flow of battle by attacking after letting out a Lavos shriek. Luckily, unlike the true third phase of Lavos, xe copied the sucky Right Pod, which barely has any attacks! The wrath symbol cracks even further!
時間変化!
"Jikan Henka, Temporal Shift."
The dimension distorts to show what looks like prehistory…
Ethan attacks!
Chris Chan takes 482 damage!
Ethan takes 60 poison damage!
Lori casts fire II!
Chris Chan takes 3831 damage!
Lori takes 81 poison damage!
Leni casts depower!
All of the party's status effects were healed!
Luna attacks!
Chris Chan takes 592 damage!
Luan casts water II!
Chris Chan takes 7391 damage!
Lynn attacks!
Chris Chan takes 1512 damage!
Lucy casts dark bomb!
Chris Chan takes 2912 damage!
Lincoln casts water I!
Chris Chan takes 3193 damage!
Lana casts ice II!
Chris Chan takes 4141 damage!
Lola casts flare!
Chris Chan takes 6767 damage!
Chris Chan emits another Lavos shriek as the wrath symbol violently shatters into a million pieces! The dimension is restored back to normal. Chris Chan throws something! The object imbeds itself into Lola.
"Say, do you guys feel any liquid, or is it just me?"
The screen pans and shows the object that struck her, a ZC-2599-ACS just delivered the cure into Lola! She doesn't have access to her cool SCP-106-EN powers anymore! She can be killed by extreme blunt force trauma, acid, fire and the old reliable method of a single bullet to the head!
"Lola, take 706-EN and get out of here. The vaccine made you extremely vulnerable, find some cover away from the battle!"
Lola obliges, and escorts SCP-706-EN away from the battle!
Aššina ḫamāšiu kallūtu ewû A'nuht. Kalūmatu ewû pagālu akki muḫḫu ša anšu akki pagru. Iššû ṣeḫḫeru ewû apkallu akkunu aššunu alāk pāni aššunu epuštu, annanna banû ba ' ūlu tasriḫtu. Ū aššum aššunu dunnu, agannû ašarēdu ḫummuru aššunu, an aššanu ina danāni ai seḫû al aššu. Iššû kanāku ewû "ner", maṭû, akki iššû ṣummû annanna ṣummû aššunu iššû ṣeḫḫeru ewû matimeni šebû.
Chris Chan generates a fifth barrier…which shatters by itself in less than a Planck second. There wasn't even a symbol for this seal…or the fifth phase of the boss fight. Geeze, both Chris Chan and the idiot who wrote this had a complete lack of forethought…
And so, xe generates the sixth seal! This seal's symbol depicts…nothing! What people don't know about this seal, is that it actually has a symbol of SCP-035-EN in both his tragic and comedic faces at the same time (a state us intellectuals refer to as tragicomedy), having that corrosive black stuff oozing out of his eye and mouth holes, surrounded by bells. The only way to get it to appear is if you see it from a different perspective.
Aššina šeššu kallūtu ewû A'tellif. Kalūmatu awûm ai annanna kullu ramanša parsu. Iššû ṣeḫḫeru šinītu aššunu pānu annannu akāšu ammār ai amāru, annanna dâlu qanni nabnītu ḫalluḫum. Aššanu petû ispillurtu birti adnāti, annanna epšu akânu akka qablu akka nepelkû. Iššû kanāku ewû, "usheq", katmu, akkunu kalūmatu ewû ḫalqu akkunu ṣillu.
""usheq", this word means "hidden" in the ancient language; However, the seal has been referred to by expert eschatologists studying the Scarlet King Khahrahk and his lore as the seal of secrets or the seal of shadows. A'tellif's faction consists of malicious reality benders that spread Khahrahk's war against creation across dimensions."
"No wonder the GOC has a kill order on Type Greens. They may be children of the sixth bride. Personally, I think this faction is the most dangerous!"
"We may have to defeat Chris Chan in a different perspective to break this knockoff seal."
"How?"
Leni conjures up a red bell. She rings it, revealing several green bells. However, there are also these strange creatures that appear to be bleeding black blood. Their faces are covered in masks which ooze this strange substance. The symbol fully reveals itself in this state.
"Leni, what did you do?"
"It's called a Negative Dweller Bell. When its rung, anything within its radius is temporarily in our existence. As the ring fades, so to does the radius. Ring it again to reset its effect."
"So, those green bells…"
"Those are Positive Dweller Bells, they bring things in our existence temporarily into their world."
Leni creates a kitsune mask.
"Dweller Masks like this one also grants the ability to see in these states, but it is also temporary."
Lana takes the Dweller Mask and activates it. Unlike the original Dweller Mask, this one sees in negative red instead of positive green! She can see the six bells around the area. The radius slowly shrinks back and the state of the battlefield reverts to normal.
"And those creatures…?"
"I think they function like SCP-178-1-EN, they're docile until touched. If you touch them, they will attack you and won't stop until you're dead!"
"So, ringing the Positive Dweller Bells might force the seal into existence! Then we can break it!"
Leni gives half of the group NDBs and the other half NDMs. Activating them, they sneak around these shadowy husks and begin ringing the bells. Ringing the six bells in synchronicity, the seal of shadows becomes visible in their reality. Continuous ringing of the bells causes the seal to slowly crack and break. Eventually, after ringing the PDBs enough times, the seal falls apart and the dweller dimension fades out of existence. Leni resets all of their equipment back to normal. No more bells, masks, weapons or personal enchantments! Only Chad and Ethan have their weapons.
Chris Chan generates the seventh and final seal. This symbol depicts Chris Chan as the Father, Son and Holy Ghost all in one. Even if Chris Chan a delusional false god, this is still blasphemy! His narcissistic egotism knows no bounds! Ze decides to double down and use only ZC-2599-ACSs at the group!
Aššina sebû kallūtu ewû A'habbat. Kalūmatu ewû ad apadu annanna akû akkina sebe, u kalūmatu ewû ai ḫepû aḫê aššunu ašarēdu, annanna ewû zīru aḫê iššû kamîš. Iššû ṣeḫḫeru dâlu ṣēr šinā ḫallani, annanna ula šagapīru bāʾeru annanna mu ' āru: kalūmatu lummudu aššunu ina parsu, tukultu ammītu aššanu mindēma gamāru annanna ṣeḫḫeru aššina iššû aḫātu annanna magguru agannû ašarēdu. Aššanu šina ēṣu, annanna aššanu ḫīṭāni. Iššû kanāku ewû "xokib", puqqu, akkunu kalūmatu ewû arratu edû aššunu ayyu iššû ammāmin ai kišittu.
"As long as hope exists, you'll never destroy my new world order! Now, die!"
Chris Chan begins attacking the group by throwing several vaccines at them.
""Xokib", the seal of hope. How can there be hope in the multiverse if merely existing is painful?! This is Khahrahk's quandary. There has to be something that can break hope, but if even the Scarlet King himself couldn't break his own curse on A'habbat, what could?"
"We need to counter hope with its polar opposite!"
"Ok, what is the opposite of hope?"
"Despair?"
…
"Actually, you may be right! We need to cause despair to break the seal of hope!"
"Ok, so we just need to recreate the March 13th incident."
"We need Chris Chan to feel despair, not Lincoln!"
"Maybe we need something that evokes despair…"
"I think maybe a music track would suffice. I've heard this track before, but I'm nowhere near as good as the master himself."
The seal flashes from orange to purple and back to orange again in a split second.
Luna begins playing a rocking track of despair. Maybe a Danganronpa track will flood the area with despair, enough to disrupt the seal of hope!
"Look at the seal!"
The seal turns from orange to purple. It stays purple this time.
"The seal is a different color! All of the other seals were orange, but xokib changed into purple! Maybe the seal is down!"
Leni says something to Sigurrós, which prompts her to go over to where Lola and SCP-706-EN are hiding out. She meets up with the duo.
"Ok, we all know that every time we inflict any sort of damage on Chris Chan, ze just heals xirself."
"Yeah, your point?"
"The only way we'll be able to win is to depower Chris Chan and return xe to normal!"
"Chris Chan was never normal."
"You know what we mean, we remove zir's god powers."
Sigurrós generates a crossbow like firearm and hands it and a syringe of the purple liquid to her.
"You're from Texas, right? Now's the time to be a crack shot. Shoot the vaccine into ze and we'll stop the acceleration of the Dimensional Merge! Leni and the others will distract ze. Once there's a clear shot, fire!"
SCP-706-EN nods.
Back at the battlefield, the main group begins attacking xe, knowing it is futile. Luckily, Luna playing a despairing song has nullified the seal of hope so that Chris Chan can be damaged! Too bad, xe will just heal all of the damage off!
"Come on, give me a clear shot…"
The group keeps attacking xir.
"I can't fire if Chris Chan staring at us! They'd just Deus Ex Machina the vaccine away if ze saw it!"
"Ok, I'll tell Leni."
Sigurrós generates two walkie-talkies like devices. One for her and the other pops into existence in front of Leni.
"Leni, get zir to face away from us! If Chris Chan sees the vaccine, xe will just poof it out of existence!"
Got it.
Leni gives a coded plan to reorient Chris Chan so that ze is facing away from where 706-EN will fire at him.
"I hope we aren't far enough…"
"I think it's time."
"It's time to take your medicine, crazy guy!"
SCP-706-EN pulls the trigger, sending the vaccine through the air like a speeding bullet! Within 15 seconds, the vaccine penetrates Chris Chan's back as it delivers its payload into ze's bloodstream.
"Huh, my powers…where are they?"
Ze looks behind xirself and sees a ZC-2599-ACS syringe in xe's back.
"No, my powers!"
The Tyrant Goddess has had 50% of the serum injected into them.
"I won't go down so easily! I'll summon your greatest weakness!"
Ze uses the last of his god powers to summon a gangly creature about 8 feet tall and freakishly long arms. Oh no. Xe manages to summon SCP-096-EN back into this universe as ze falls to the ground, having lost all xir's power.
"Guys, stand back! I have Deus Ex Machina powers! If anyone can look at it and not get [DATA EXPUNGED] it's me."
Sigurrós heard everything on the other end of the walkie-talkie and teleports in front of them.
"239-EN, what are you doing?!"
"Everyone, get away! I'm one of the few things that can survive an expungement from 096-EN! If I look at it, it will only try to expunge me, you guys can escape to safety while I lead the creature far away from civilization!"
The rest of the group gets far away from where SCP-096-EN is going to spawn, while Sigurrós stays behind to see the creature before anyone else does. Lynn and SCP-706-EN have a conversation.
"That shot was amazing!"
"I didn't think I'd be able to do it."
"If you didn't manage to inject xir, we'd be fighting forever."
"You know, facing my fear made me realize you were right."
"I was right?"
"Yeah. That song you sung…want to finish it, together?"
"I'd be glad to."
You can lift your head up to the sky
Take a deeper breath and give it time
You can walk the path among the lines
With your shattered frame of mind
Withstand, you could always stay
We can wait right here and play
Until somehow you can find
A slightly better frame of mind
And when daylight comes through
When the day is anew
Then it will be time
For a new frame of mind
When all eyes are on you
You will know what to do
Since you would have found
Your new frame of mind
When you lift your head up to the sky
Take a deeper breath and give it time
You can walk the path among the lines
But always know that you'll be safe
I'll be here throughout your days
Come find me and we will play
"Hyper regeneration! Perfect defense!"
Sigurrós powers herself up with SCP-682-EN's defensive abilities. Might as well have this as a backup in case 096-EN can somehow change its arms and mouth to SCP-148-EN.
The gangly dude emerges and, upon seeing Sigurrós, gets into its crying/freak out phase. Sigurrós takes this opportunity to teleport far away in the center of a secluded forest far away from any humans! Two minutes later and it begins trying to run to where she is. SCP-096-EN does both its normal run and a Naruto run to the target location. All while City Escape from Crush40 punctuates the mood.
Woo! Oh, yeah!
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out
Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Oh, yeah!
Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta Live and Learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one thing to do
I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me
Follow me
I'll make it through
Oh, yeah
SCP-096-EN rushes to the center of the secluded forest at Mach [READACTED], which is [REDACTED] kilometers per hour! The resulting shockwave upon initial contact did some damage to even the mightiest of trees! Normally, the shockwave of even 35 kilometers per hour minimum from the breaker of laws would at least break something of his victim's without even getting into the [DATA EXPUNGED]! If the kilometer force shockwave doesn't kill 096-1-EN, then the [DATA EXPUNGED] from 096-EN will!
Sigurrós conjures a bladed weapon…the fated battle is at hand! One of these super dangerous anomalies are going to be terminated today! Let's just hope it's 096-EN that dies. The stakes are simultaneously the lowest and highest they've ever been! Lowest because we all know Sigurrós won't die, but highest because once 096-EN gets bored of attacking her for 27 hours straight, it will abort mission and some other numbnut who doesn't have Deus Ex Machina powers will find him, record him, and an XK class end of the world scenario would happen!
The beast rushes at her, its freakishly long arms breaking the air around it to kill its target!
"You know, you've hurt a lot of people…civilians, death row inmates, researchers, MTFs…the bloodshed is going to end someday, and that day's today!"
Sigurrós cleanly slices off SCP-096-EN's arms off! It's main killing implements neutralized. That blade must be vorpal, since SCP-096-EN is durable enough to take absolutely no damage to a fucking tank shell being fired at it!
"For this dimension and the prime canon, I will take you apart, bit by bit, molecule by molecule, atom by atom, fermion by fermion!"
SCP 096-EN vainly tries to rush her, she dodges and hacks off its legs with a deft strike. Its body falls to the floor and even as a torso and head, the gangly dude tries to swallow her whole with its massive jaw! Sigurrós responds by decapitating it at the mandible, splitting the bloodlusty homicidal entity into six pieces.
Since Sigurrós isn't insane to try and split the over 7 octillion atoms making up SCP-096-EN, she decides to store each body piece in a separate canister, destroy the fermions using said canister and sending the canisters off to space to release the massive amount of energy from destroying them.
In something straight out of Spooktober, even though SCP-096-EN has been split apart with Sigurrós' Fermion Splitter, its urge to kill has seemingly reanimated its body parts. The arms take a page out of SpongeBob and try and strangle her. The arms lunge up hoping to strike…
And Sigurrós captures them easily. What did you expect from something that doesn't have a brain…or any neurons, for that matter?
The head tries to eat her…but since it was severed at the lower jaw, all it can do is kind of try and gum her to death…another easy capture.
After that, the torso and legs can't really do much. All six parts were captured.
"Your story won't end with a bang…"
She pushes the "split" button on the canisters. In a flash, all of 096-ENs body parts were vaporized into pure energy. She ends the parts into space and releases several gigatons of energy. The canisters release the energy and…
Nothing happens.
Space is a vacuum, it just sucked up all of the energy. The canisters disappear from existence.
"But with a whimper."
Sigurrós teleports back to CWCville where the rest of the group are waiting.
"Sig, you're alive! Does that mean…"
"096-EN has been terminated."
"I didn't think it was possible. Not even one of those overpowered Mary Sue characters could do that!"
"No, if I was a Mary Sue, I'd be able to destroy SCP-682-EN by blinking. Now that I think about it, thanks to its adaptability, SCP-682-EN would technically be a Mary Sue."
"Weird."
"So, what did I miss while I was off killing that thing?"
"Well, the Virginia police department heard about Chris Chan replacing Ruckersville with CWCville and arrived on the scene as soon as we breached Sector Ζ. They couldn't really do anything about a criminal with god powers, so they let us handle it."
The scene cuts to the police arresting Chris Chan.
"You've done it now, crazy guy! You now have 1200 counts of murder (and those are just for the humans, thankfully those Sonichu abominations don't count) and 1 crime against humanity for trying to destroy the universe."
"It doesn't matter what you do to me. Even when I lose, the people here still worship me as their god! They'll see this great battle and immortalize me in martyrdom!"
"Chris Chan, you are to serve 400 life sentences + 50 years for both Thanos snapping everyone in your hometown and for attempting to destroy the world. But since you are clearly an insane lunatic. The judge of neighboring Dawsonville has agreed to lock you up in an insane asylum for the rest of your life!"
"You fucking Jerkops will never take me alive, you hear me! This is a miscarriage of justice! I'll have all of your badges!"
The police inject zir with valium, knocking the lunatic out. They put ze in handcuffs and load xir into a police cruiser and drive them to the nearest loony bin. Good riddance.
"So now what? The Anomalous Bursts are still happening, aren't they?"
"Yes. But since Chris Chan has been stopped and the threat of the Dimensional Merge is over, the interdimensional gateways should stabilize and things will stop leaking into other dimensions."
"But what about the carnage here? Can Ruckersville ever be restored?"
"Yes, I'm sure the dimension will find a way to clean itself up."
Leni and Sigurrós revert CWCville back into what used to be Ruckersville.
"We don't know the people Chris Chan removed, so I'm not sure if we can unremove them. Even still, a new town should flourish here after the Tyrant Goddess' defeat."
"As a part of the dimension healing itself, all of the stuff Chris Chan created with his god powers have vanished back into the aether. No more minigun array, even Libitina vanished once we took away his powers. The vaccines were made from his powers, and they disappeared, too!"
"So, does that mean I can get my anomalous powers back?"
"Actually Lola, we were never meant to have these powers in the first place. I assume they'd gradually fade away as the dimension repairs itself back to its previous state before all of this interdimensional craziness started."
"And the SCPs we destroyed? Does that mean 096-EN would respawn back in the prime canon?"
"Well, I wouldn't know about that. For now, let's just go home."
Leni conjures up a portal and the group heads back home.
"Oh yeah, thanks for helping us save the world, guys. We're in your debt."
"No problem."
"It was fun."
Sigurrós sends Chad and Ethan back to where they belong.
I bet you were wondering what happened afterwards. Well, it wasn't good…there are some things that even the dimension can't fix.
Remember those Ruckersville residents that Chris Chan Thanos snapped out of existence when he replaced Ruckersville with CWCville? Yeah, those 1200 people are for all intents and purposes, dead. They never came back. Not even Deus Ex Machina could bring them back, and even if we could, their memories would be restarted prior to change and then continue as normal. I think Avengers: Endgame could explain it better than I ever could.
The universe also can't revive dead people, so…our parents are still dead, and since I don't want to risk a zombie apocalypse or a pandemic of adultism, chose not to revive them for the betterment of humanity. Of course, you could probably guess what happened next.
It happened at the PTA meeting at Royal Woods Elementary. I wasn't there, but Linky told me the gist of it. They were panicking that since both our parents are dead, then Principal Huggins would call CPS and…
He was exactly right. Despite pleading and begging not to tell them, he still did. Huggins was always a stickler for rules, you see. Anyways, once CPS was notified, they practically raided our homes and forced the younger ones into foster care. Only Lori and I made it out alive. Of course, now is the time she decides to move in with Bobby and start her new life there while we are in the midst of a familial chaos! Even though its for the best, I still feel terrible.
239-EN, 706-EN and 085-EN all managed to return to the prime canon, even though some of them didn't want to. Considering how the Foundation runs its operations, I don't blame them. Sigurrós was actually crying about having to go back, but this is how the way it ends. You can't change the narrative…and the SCP narratives, all 36 of them need a 239-EN in them.
All anomalous powers faded away within two months of stopping Chris Chan. The dimension has returned to relative normalcy. At least Chris Chan is in an insane asylum for the rest of ze's life, where xe belongs.
Yeah, its me, djkaktus. Now I'll tell you what happened in the prime canon.
As for SCPs that were destroyed, like SCP-513-EN-ARC and SCP-096-ARC as well as SCP-572-EN-D. Those stayed destroyed.
Oh, you wanted to know how SCP-572-EN-D was terminated? Well, we brought it to the Japanese branch of the Foundation. See, we thought that since 572-EN-D was a toy katana that made the wielder act like a weeaboo, we wanted to see what would happen if SCP-2016-JP, Kaede for the weebs that remember that chapter, would sing George Miller's "Weeaboo Song". We thought that if a pureblooded Japanese person, which Kaede is, since all but one Danganronpa character is Japanese, sung the song, maybe the katana would lose its weeaboo powers. It worked a little too well and the piece of crap shattered in two upon hearing her sing the complete song! At least the pieces of it don't turn people into weebs anymore.
Speaking of Kaede, since she's from Danganronpa and not the SCP Foundation, once the dimensions started correcting themselves. Kaede was whisked away back to her dimension. Green was pissed, but when is she not?
All other SCPs were brought back to us inter-dimensionally from TLH-SCP-PTB-1415. The ones off the top of my head that I can remember are the gender switcher and the atrocity skull. Heard that one somehow made it to Cambodia! Must have been a heck of a journey!
Well, Δ Command raided the Foundation. We lost a few Α1 members but the raid didn't really go anywhere. Upon questioning some of the Chaos Insurgency members, we found out about O5-11 being a plant and the council promptly had him executed.
As for Sophia? Some of the Insurgency attacked Site-17. They too were obliterated by Ε11, but they did give her some weapons. Weird that the Chaos Insurgency would help an O5…so, the Foundation did some digging and found evidence of foul play by O5-7. She's been demoted to monitoring SCP-682-EN, they're both beasts that crave destruction, so I'm sure they'll get along well.
Word got back of SCP-239-EN terminating SCP-096-EN. While she was congratulated for her work, Doctor Clef still hasn't abandoned his quest to eliminate her from existence. As for 239-EN? She's reclassified as Euclid and is actually training to become a White Wing. Right now, she is a member of Α9.
Are you confused about those? Well, it works like this. Thaumiel class SCPs are used to either help humanity by safeguarding them, a White Wing, or by eradicating threats, anomaly or human, that threaten coexistence between the two groups, a Black Wing. I'm not sure they're going to let her in since she's Euclid class, but it doesn't hurt to dream.
Well, I'd better continue to monitor Doctor Clef, he still has a vendetta against 239-EN for the bird incident and me from preventing him from killing her, which would have caused a metanarrative collapse. I heard he was going to try to send Samsara after her…
Just remember that this is the way it ends.
Author's Note: And that is it for the main story! Just a few afterthoughts...
Originally, the Akkadian was going to be Ugaritic but was changed since Ugaritic is even more fractured than Akkadian. Note that the ancient language is similar to but is not Akkadian, it was translated into Akkadian, then was localized into English as seen in Dust and Blood.
The Japanese attacks used by Chris Chan in the Chrono Trigger fight were mostly kept intact, with some exceptions. Chitai no Konton literally translates to "Zone of Chaos" so it was simplified to Chaos Zone, which is the actual name of the attack in Chrono Trigger. Mayonaka kage yōsuru, literally translates to "Midnight Shadow's Embrace", which sounds cooler, but the name of the attack in Chrono Trigger is "Umbral Embrace".
While the main story is over, there could possibly be some omakes in the future...