A year passes after Cletus Kassidy took Liberty City, seemingly because he was just bored. Sense than, chaos invades the streets. And cops are all either dead or forced to work for Cletus. Who himself has turned the police station into some kind of castle, forcing all cops to act like it's middle-ages, and Cletus is dressed as a king, completely with a crown and large seat which he uses a a throne. And for some reason this plays out like the followering Family Guy Episode.

Cletus: Ugh, I'm so bored. I wish to be entertained. Where's my troupe of actors?

[Royal fanfare]

Servant/Dressed up Cop: Presenting, the cast of How I Met Your Mother. (said cast walks up to the Cletus's fake throne)

Marshall Eriksen: You told her I told you I kissed her?

Barney Stinson: Dude, you broke the Bro Code!

Ted Mosby: That's not against the Bro Code.

Barney Stinson: Yes it is. Article 15-B. That's the heart of the Bro Code.

Ted Mosby: You're right I guess I did break the Bro Code.

Clutus: Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa..whoa...whoa! What is this? Are these jokes? Do people in other castles think this is funny?

Ted Mosby: Well, yeah we get a pretty sizable chunk of Princes 18 to 34.

Cletus: I think I'd like to delete this from my TiVo. [

Archers load arrows and pull back on bowstrings]

Archer #1: Are you sure you want to delete this program?

Cletus: Yes.

The arrows fire, Ted, Barney and Marshall are brutully shot and killed. Cletus shows no reaction.

Cletus: (claps) Bring in my fool!

Francis McCreary: (dressed as jester) Hey, sup my lord.

Cletus:I want to hear some jokes, fool.

Francis: Well, ya know, I don't really tell jokes. I... I like to tell stories from my life and let the humor flow organically from everyday situations. A-hem. Yeah, my aunt Frieda was a real card. She always had the most wonderful spirit, even when her mind started to go. I remember once, she wrote a letter to my uncle Tom from whom she'd been divorced for several years. And in the letter, she'd misspelled his name T-O-M-M. And I said, "Frieda, you've spelled Tom's name wrong. You need to take out one of the M's." And she said, "Which one?"

(short pause)

Cletus (angry): You're gonna be fucking dead in 5 seconds if aunt Frieda doesn't throw a pie at somebody!

Francis: Well part of that you kinda need to know my famil-

Cletus (points pistol): MAKE ME LAUGH!

Francis: Look, keys (gingles them at Cletus)

Cletus: (laughs) Ahh, now I'm in a fanstatic mood. Coachman, I'm late for my comedy show.

AT COMEDY SHOW:

Cletus: Hi, there, everybody. You know, my aunt Frieda was a real card. She always had the most wonderful spirit, even when her mind started to go.

Francis (angrily): What the fuck?!

Cletus: I remember once, she wrote a letter to my uncle Tom from whom she'd been divorced for several years. And in the letter, she'd misspelled his name T-O-M-M.

Francis (to audience member): This .. this is my bit. These .. these are all my bits.

Audience Member: Ssshh. This is funny.

Francis (deadpan): Unbelievable.

Cletus: And I said, "Frieda, you've spelled Tom's name wrong. You need to take out one of the M's." And she said, "Which one?"

(Audience laughs)

Random man from Los Santos: Excuse me sir, have the time?

Cletus: Not for you outsider (shoots him dead) (audience cheers)

Francis: Why do we keep electing him?

Cop shrugs unsurely.