Chapter 60 - Boys Night 4: Flipping the Telescope
Pina and Bill went into the bathroom and Bill shut the door behind them. "What the fuck are you trying to pull? I don't need this right now."
Pina shrugged, looking away sheepishly. "What don't you need?"
"A joke like this!"
Pina's mouth hung open. "You...joke? What joke?"
"You're messin' with me again!"
"Would it upset you if I was?"
"What? Of course! I just said it would!"
"You're upset because you think I'm not interested in dating you?" Pina raised an eyebrow.
"You flirt with everyone! Even Legosi! We haven't even spent that much time alone!"
"Ohhh, you're afraid I won't be faithful? Look, Bill-senpai. I don't need time alone with you to know what kind of animal you are." He stepped closer to him.
Bill blinked. "Excuse me?"
"Well, don't get me wrong, I learned a few new things about you tonight, but that's only because I wanted to. I want to spend more time with you and learn more about you." Pina bit his lip. He was getting surprisingly genuine.
Bill couldn't comprehend it. "Y-you just wanna mess with me!" Pina sighed. He stepped closer, almost pressing against Bill. He reached his hands up to cup the fuzz on his cheeks. "You do! Even if you kiss me, you would have done the exact same thing if Legosi was single!"
"Are you jealous?"
"Why would I be jealous! We aren't together!"
"But the way you're talking. What does it matter that I used to have a crush on Legosi?"
"So now I'm the backup?"
Pina laughed. "You are so jealous! And you sure do value my feelings for you for an animal that doesn't want to date me."
"Shut up! Stop talking!"
Pina complied, keeping his mouth shut as he moved his hands from Bill's cheeks to rest on his shoulders. He stared at him with his large, beautiful eyes.
Bill blinked. "You need to tell me what you're up to..."
Pina looked down. "I...like you, Bill. It's just the feeling I have for you. Sure, you might think it's shallow because we don't know each other very well. Hell, most relationships I've had were shallow. But, I want to try and get to know you better. I'm sorry for being such an asshole to you at club. It's my way of getting animals to show different parts of themselves, I guess."
Bill's face froze. "Wha—you—I—I could eat you!"
Pina smiled. "I wouldn't hate you. I mean, I do look pretty tasty, don't I?"
"Shut up..."
Pina laughed again. Such a light and carefree chuckle. "So...what do you want?"
The tiger shook his head. "I can't tell what's genuine or not."
"Get to know me and you'll find out." Pina's face turned serious. "I'll help you out and say I'm totally genuine right now. No bullshit. Nobody else is here, after all." He looked over at the mirror, seeing them both reflected through it. "Of course, you could just reject me right now and that'll be the end of it. No more having to deal with me."
"..." He found his eyes moving to his face. I could really take a chance here...What if it actually makes me happy...
Pina considered Bill's silence. "Honestly, I kind of thought you would have rejected me outright, but the fact you aren't...even saying anything..." Pina brought his body closer, pressing himself against Bill. For an herbivore, he was actually quite tall, just slightly short of Bill's height.
Bill looked down at him and swallowed. "I'm just thinking..."
"Should I leave you alone?"
The carnivore turned to lock the bathroom door. "I need to think."
Pina looked wide eyed at the lock. "O-oh?" He turned to Bill. "Anything I can do to help?"
The tiger walked over and sat on the toilet lid. "This is just a lot of feelings right now...Not very good with those..."
The dall sheep walked over, leaning on the sink next to the toilet and looking down at him. "What sort of feelings do you have towards me?"
"Very confused ones now. I never knew you were...interested." How can I know if he won't just laugh at this big joke...?
"And I never knew you would give something like this so much thought. Have you ever been attracted to a guy before?"
"No."
"It can be scary." He rested a hand on Bill's shoulder. "How about herbivores?"
"Yes."
"Ohh, anyone I know?"
"Ella. That girl has some amazing stripes...And a great ass...Can't go without a great ass."
"Oh yeah, the stripes. Have you tried anything?" He rubbed Bill's shoulder. It was strange, hearing this side of Pina speak.
"I have only been with animals with stripes."
"I mean with Ella."
"Eh, she has a boyfriend now, whatever." He didn't really know that.
"Awhh." Pina rubbed more. "So...if I had stripes...you would date me?"
He looked at him. "Uh...Why do you ask?"
"Well, that seems like the only barrier from letting this happen, aside from being a guy. You're fine with herbivores, and I do have a great ass."
"I know. I MEAN—"
"Oh?" Pina stepped away from the sink, moving in front of Bill with his back to him. "What were you going to say?" He swayed his hips in front of the tiger.
Bill's eyes widened. "Guhhh..."
Pina looked at him over his shoulder. "What kind of noise is that?"
The tiger brought his hands up to his hips. "Nothing...Just let me look." This herbivore...How's he getting to me so easily...
Pina made a little 'yip' sound, face blushing. He was not expecting that. It was such a different feeling, being the one getting grabbed like that. And by such large hands, too. The role reversal was just so exhilarating to Pina. This is the kind of thing I was looking for!
Bill rubbed his sides. "Yeah...You were right."
"Mmm?"
"Great ass."
"D-dammit, senpai! You can't just say things like that and not kiss me."
"Then come here."
Pina's heart was pounding. How quickly he lost the feeling of control he just had. He turned around, staring at the tiger sitting in front of him. He leaned down, waiting for Bill to make the next move.
Bill leaned up and kissed him, tilting his head and closing his eyes. Shit. I like guys, don't I...And girls...?
Pina breathed in sharply, taken aback by how quickly this boy changed his mind. He smiled slightly, or as much as he could while being kissed. He held the sides of Bill's face as he moved his legs to straddle his lap.
Bill's hands went back to those hips, squeezing them. He was just going to let this happen. It was already better than any other kiss, fuck.
Pina put his expert lips to work. He never kissed a mouth this big, of course, but the same rules applied. He pushed his tongue out, feeling Bill's sharp fangs. He wanted in.
The tiger didn't argue. Fuck it, he was making out with this herbivore guy.
Pina eventually pushed through, finding Bill's tongue. And-He pulled back, sputtering and laughing. He moved his arms to embrace Bill tightly, losing himself in his giggles.
Bill furrowed his brows. "Wh-what?!"
Pina drew back to look at Bill. "O-oh, it's silly! I knew feline tongues were prickly, I just didn't think about it. It surprised me!" He blushed intensely, losing himself to his giggle fit once again. He pulled himself tight against Bill's chest again.
Bill hugged him. "I thought it was amazing. Don't tell anyone shit."
"Mmm, those guys out there are gonna be pretty suspicious." He rubbed Bill's back, resting his head on his shoulder, trying not to poke him with his horns. "...amazing, huh?"
"Shut up..."
"Let's do it again"
Bill moved back and kissed him once more, reassuring himself that he could definitely get used to this.
Pina faced Bill's tongue head on with his own, this time expecting the strange sensation and standing his ground.
They battled that way for a while until the feline pulled back. "All the guys...they're gonna make fun of big softie Bill..."
"Oh? Who will?"
"Uhhh...I'm thinking."
Pina smiled. "I think that's just in your head, big boy." He poked Bill's forehead, leaving a dent in his fur, causing the tiger to pout.
"So, um..." Pina pulled himself against the tiger once more. He could already tell he was getting addicted to the sensation. "Wanna go to the dance with me?"
"I...guess we can try. As your...friend?"
"If that's what you want to tell everyone, sure." Pina squeezed him tight. "But do you kiss all of your friends on the mouth like that?"
"What? Of course not! You were going to kiss me earlier anyway! Do YOU?"
"Bill-senpai, I already told you I want to date you. I invited you out here tonight specifically to ask you out." Bill's mouth fell open. Pina smirked. "Oh, did you think it was a joke?"
"No shit!"
Pina laughed gently. "You know, Legosi prank called me just earlier pretending to be you, and asking me if he could stroke my wool! That's what got this whole ball rolling!"
"Can I? Touch your wool?"
"Of course! I was really disappointed when I learned it wasn't you." Pina smiled sweetly at him.
"Then you called me..."
"Mhm. That's what happened." He sat there, waiting for the tiger.
Bill raised his hand and started moving around his wool, squeezing and feeling, moving a finger in the curls.
"Mmm, does it feel good?" Pina moved his hands up to hold Bill's wrists.
"Really soft...wow..." He looked mesmerized.
"Mmm, it's all natural. And the product I put in it, of course."
"All natural, wow..." He kept feeling and then his hand moved along and he found it resting on Pina's cheek.
Pina's eyes were half-lidded, staring back. He placed his hand over Bill's. "So, what do you want to do, Bill-senpai?"
"I think I want to be your boyfriend...I think..."
"Such a tease." Pina leaned forward until they were touching noses. "Do you think you'd ever try and eat me? I've heard those rumors about you eating meat."
"Such a tease." Pina leaned forward until they were touching noses. "Do you think you'd ever try and eat me? I've heard those rumors about you eating meat."
"Those rumors have truth behind them..."
"I know." Pina stroked his cheek.
"I'm sorry."
Pina smiled. "Well, you are a carnivore. It's your nature, no? Better to get it in the market than hunt innocent animals. Maybe...I'll catch the taste of meat on your teeth when we kiss, and I'll get addicted. And then I'll be the one to eat you."
"That's pretty gay."
"Isn't it though?" Pina pecked his cheek.
"So I guess we're...dating. That happened."
"Sure did. Welp, I'm happy! What say we get out of this bathroom?"
"Alright..." He wanted more alone time, but this was becoming too long. The rest of the animals outside were having a bet on whether they were blowing one another.
Pina stood up, offering a hand to Bill. The tiger took it and they finally came out.
"They were definitely blowing one another," Louis nodded.
Dom looked at him. "Or just having a talk, like I said."
Legosi just stared, smiling warmly. More animals like him and Louis...
Pina looked up at Bill. He decided to let them decide for themselves what happened in there.
Bill sighed. "Don't make a big fuckin' deal out of this..."
Legosi's tail wagged lightly. "Congratulations, you two!"
The tiger looked to Pina. "Are we staying?"
Dom smiled. "I'm also happy for you two! That's three gay couples now!"
Louis blinked. "All carniherbi's too..."\
"Yeah, uh, like what are the odds?" Kai looked at everyone in confusion.
Pina looked up at Bill. "I think this place is too small for us. Let's get outta here."
Bill nodded. "Definitely going back to my place to have sex with my new boyfriend!"
Louis blinked. They had just gotten together. But...He and Legosi hadn't even had sex, yet and it had been over a month, maybe longer.
Pina looked up at him in disbelief. "Woah, I didn't know you were that into me! Don't you have roommates?"
Kai looked like he wanted to die.
Bill scratched his cheek. "Definitely going to go find a place alone to have sex with my new boyfriend!"
Louis was flabbergasted.
Pina rubbed Bill's chest, walking toward the door. "Wow, you're really rushing headlong into this. Know what you're doing?"
"No..." But it was all he really knew how to do.
Pina picked his jacket up and slipped it on, stopping at the door with a wave. "So long, everyone! We're off to have a magical night together!"
Everyone waved. Louis was...shaken.
Legosi flicked his ears, looking at his boyfriend. "They...they didn't seem afraid, huh?"
The deer turned his head to him. "Talk later."
The wolf nodded.
Everyone left after game night was over and they all agreed that they would invite the new happy couple next time. Once the door shut, Louis sighed. "Socializing takes a lot out of you."
Legosi had already begun to clean up the place. "Yeah. I feel like I could just fall on the bed and sleep."
"If you would like to..." His mind thought back to Pina's words. We're off to have a magical night together.
"Mm, you said you wanted to talk about something?" Legosi put the cardboard into the recycling box they kept.
The deer sat on the bed. "So..." Legosi was over in an instant, sitting next to his deer. "They're having sex right now."
"W-well." Legosi twiddled his thumbs. "They...might have already. Or maybe not yet. Or...maybe they were joking."
"So fast...I don't understand."
"Yeah...how was it so...easy for them?"
He frowned and shook his head. "I don't even know...They haven't been preparing like we have."
Legosi nodded. "They might get hurt. Do you think we should do something?"
"What? Like what? Walk in on them fucking?"
Legosi shrugged. "I'm just afraid of...hearing about something happening. I hope they're careful like we will be." He glanced at the drawer which held their things.
The deer looked down. "Of course we'll be."
Legosi chuckled. "Well, Pina certainly is an animal that can get what he wants. I can't imagine either of us acting that way."
The deer shook his head. "Bill is the same way, but he gives what he wants."
Legosi observed Louis. "You're...jealous of them?"
The deer shrugged. "I'm not sure. I had a good time. I guess I just can't comprehend going straight into it like that, you know?"
"Yeah, I understand. I was shocked when Bill said that. I would have expected it from Pina...but not him."
Louis nodded. "This reminds me...we have training to do."
"Oh!" Legosi blushed, his tail waving lightly. "O-okay. What do you think we should do?"
"We can keep our clothes on, it might just make it more tempting. Uh...Guess you should sit back on the bed and...open up...?"
Legosi blushed furiously, complying with the deer's wishes. He sat back against the headboard and opened up his mouth slightly.
Louis crawled over and sat, criss-crossed in front of him. "Did you brush your teeth?"
"N-not yet. Should I?"
"Okay." Legosi got up and went into the bathroom, returning shortly after. He got back into position, this time with minty fresh breath.
"I set an alarm while you were gone."
"Oh, that's a good idea."
"Five minutes."
Legosi nodded, going back to opening his mouth, this time a bit wider.
Louis leaned in more. "Huh...I don't feel any urges at the moment.."
"Ahh? Ahh ahh." Legosi tried to speak even though it was pointless. He looked down at the deer. He felt nothing either, aside from his usual adoration.
Louis scooted closer. He leaned in even more. Now he felt it. A small tugging feeling in the back of his mind. And those fangs...
The wolf tried to focus his breathing through his nose only. Louis was closer now. He looked at him with his deep-set eyes.
Louis was looking into his open maw. What would it be like, anyway...? Legosi leaned a bit closer, opening wider to give Louis a better look. The deer looked at his fangs. They're sharp...are they naturally that way...? The tugging became stronger.
Legosi felt a tickle in his nose. Oh no, not now! He fought the urge to sneeze, his eyes squinting.
Louis' head moved closer.
The carnivore's eyes were shut now. Go away, sneeze!
Louis noticed. He's fighting back too...This must be so tough for him...
"Aeeh, aaaahhh, aaaeeeehhhhh." Legosi reached up to grab Louis's shoulders, squeezing them tightly.
Here it comes! Oh god, what am I doing? I can't move!
Legosi suddenly pulled Louis into his chest, his head over the deer's shoulder as his body raised up from the bed at the force of the sneeze. "CHOO!"
Louis' eyes widened. He blinked and there was a long pause. "..."
"Bless you."
"So you...weren't going to eat me."
"Ah, wh-what? N-no, of course not!"
"But...I thought..."
Legosi sniffed. "There were a lot of animals here tonight. All the fur is probably floating in the air still." He withdrew from Louis. "Should we start over?"
He sighed. "Let's just continue. Open up." And Legosi did.
The tugging feeling came back immediately. Once again...So sharp...I wonder how much force it would take to eat my leg...
Legosi maintained steady eye contact with Louis. He felt his heart rate remain steady. He still didn't want to eat him, but he remembered the nibbles he had given the night prior.
The deer wasn't thinking about that. He was imagining Legosi taking a finger off in one clean bite. It was...tempting.
Legosi swallowed, emptying his mouth of the saliva that had built up. At least he wasn't drooling.
Louis scooted closer. "Your fangs are really wonderful, Legosi..."
"Aah?"
"So sharp and precise...:" He leaned in, beginning to raise his hand. "I wonder..."
Legosi held a hand to Louis' chest, holding him back.
Louis raised his hand more. "Let me just touch them."
The wolf eased up. It wouldn't hurt as long as Legosi didn't bite down. The deer looked hypnotized. He ran a finger along his teeth. Legosi continued to stare. It was such a different situation than that time Louis had forced his hand into his mouth in the lead actor's room.
Louis just felt his teeth and then he moved to the point of one of his canines. "Hmmm..." Legosi didn't move, not wanting to cut open one of his fingers. Louis pushed his finger down gently, the fang sinking in a bit.
Legosi whimpered slightly. He wished he could see what was happening. If he drew blood...
It was too late. The crimson started leaking a bit from Louis' finger.
Legosi tasted a tinge of iron. His eyes widened, and he immediately pushed Louis away from him, roughly, as he spat onto the bed, trying to get everything out of his mouth.
Louis fell onto his side and quickly looked up. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Legosi sputtered, quickly running into the kitchen and putting his head under the sink, taking water into his mouth and spitting it out.
Louis breathed quickly and he looked over. "Legosi, I'm sorry!" A drop of blood from the wound fell onto the white sheets.
Legosi pulled his head away from the sink, stopping the water. He turned around and looked at Louis from behind the counter. "I-I know you are, Louis! I forgive you!"
"I didn't know what I was doing! I just...couldn't stop!"
Legosi nodded. He never would have believed that the herbivore would be having the most trouble in a situation like this. He walked over, trying not to look at the blood. At what he did to Louis. "It's...okay. I'll...hold you away next time. Plus, I'll have the muzzle on when we have sex, anyway."
"Mm..." The cervid held his finger, which was stinging.
"Oh, I'll get a band aid!" Legosi was off into the bathroom, and he returned with said band aid, and antiseptic.
Louis sat, holding out his finger. "You gonna take care of me, wolf?"
Legosi nodded, cleaning the puncture. His ears drooped hearing Louis hiss at the pain. He tore the band aid out of its package, wrapping it firmly around the deer's finger. After he was done, he wrapped Louis up in a tight hug.
Louis hugged back. "Sorry. I'm sorry, again."
"It's okay," Legosi whispered. "This is why we're doing this."
The deer took a deep breath. "It's going to be tough if I keep doing stuff like that."
"Have you looked online for stuff about this?"
"Like what?"
"This issue concerning a carniherbi relationship?"
"I've looked at some stuff, but mostly during sexual activity,"
"Oh...they probably just say to use a muzzle, then," Legosi sighed.
"Such is the burden that comes with our relationship..."
"...Do you think Bill and Pina are having a problem like that?"
"..."
"...We might have to ask the next time we see them."
"Unless."
Legosi nodded. He really didn't want to see either of their names in the paper...
Louis held him. "..." There was silence after that.
Legosi broke the stillness. "So...what should we do now?"
"I'm not sure. It's really late."
The wolf put his head on Louis' shoulder. "So...we should shower and go to bed?"
"Yeah...I think I'd like that...No clothes again?"
Legosi smiled. "Yep."
The two animals got undressed and showered together. Although less intimate than the bath, it was a lot easier. They took turns washing each other, after which they dried up and slipped into bed.
Legosi turned to Louis. "Hey, do you think I should text Pina? I have his number now."
Louis nodded, holding him, lying nude in bed. "I think so."
Legosi pulled his phone out, bringing up the newest contact in his phone.
Legosi: Hey, are you okay?
Pina's response came quite quickly.
Pina: oh my god yes
Legosi turned to Louis. "He's okay." The texts just kept coming, then.
Pina: holy shit tht was the best sex i had in my life
Pina: carn dick is the best
Pina: tell louis he doesnt know what hes missinog
Pina: sucks that your his bottom skldfhlf
Louis was reading the texts beside him. "Oh, thank god they're safe. Ask him what he's doing now."
Legosi: What are you doing now?
Pina: recovering haha
"Ask him if Bill is still there."
Legosi: Is Bill there?
Pina: no im back at my dorm. he was so sad but we couldnt go to each others dorms
"Aw..." Louis smiled. "He was sad?"
"I never would have expected this relationship to come out of our game night." Legosi turned to Louis, gazing upon his beautiful eye. "Did we set a trend?"
"Did we?" He interlocked their bare legs together.
Legosi smiled. "Maybe we're such a good couple, everyone wants to follow our example?"
"You think so?" the deer blushed.
"Well, maybe." He kissed his forehead.
"I meant about us being a good couple."
"Of course we are." Legosi snuggled into Louis, his head under his as usual.
The herbivore held his naked body and rubbed his back. "Do you think they used a muzzle?"
"...Well, at such short notice where would they have gotten one?" Legosi realized something. "Wait...where do you think they...did it?"
"I'm not even sure."
"Ask him."
"Mmph." Legosi reached for his phone again, which was a bit difficult from his position.
Legosi: Where did you guys even do it?
Pina: on the couch in the head actors room snsnksjksn
Louis blinked. "ASK HIM WHAT HE'S WEARING."
Legosi cocked his head. "Wh-why?"
"LEGOSI, DO IT."
Legosi: Louis wants to know what you're wearing.
Pina: wtf perv. underwear and tshirt right now. i had to get cleaned up tho
"I just didn't want him being...naked on the couch like that."
"I guess he isn't but he should still get dressed."
"He said he's back at his dorm."
"Oh."
"Well, they would have been naked during, and...probably made a mess, right?"
"Yeah..."
"Well, good thing that's not your office anymore."
"Fuck."
Legosi chuckled. "It's going to be weird going in there, now."
Louis turned on his side. "Yeah, let's just not think about it and go to sleep."