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Chapter 52: Friendship is violence
"Oh, we're watching the classics now." Nova said.
(Title drop)
FRIENDSHIP IS VIOLENCE!
"Oh come on! Why can't it be a normal video?!" Weiss said.
"You're lucky that I put this and not the .mov videos, which I will put one day." Nova said.
(Pinkie Pie appears outside Applejack's farm)
"What is that tattoo?" Ruby said.
"That's a cutie mark. Every pony gets one when they realise what is their purpose in the world." Weiss said.
"Then why is it a bong?" Yang said.
Pinkie: Applejack! Are ya home? Applejack? APPLEJACK!
Some of them laughed.
"This is a great start."
(She opens the door. She walks through the bloody hallway.)
Pinkie: Uuuuhhh... Hello?
"I don't like this." Ruby said.
Pinkie: (she sees Applejack eating Fluttershy)
Everyone got really shocked and disgusted.
"What the fuck?!" Blake said.
"I think I'm gonna be sick." Jaune said ready to throw up. Weiss fainted because of the graphic image.
"Why is it so detailed?!" Ruby said.
Pinkie: *screams*
Apple: OH MY GOD, CALM DOWN! SHH, SHH, SHUT UP, CALM DOWN!
Pinkie: *still screaming*
Apple: JESUS CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Pinkie: *screaming* You're not sharing?!
"What? Did she just say sharing?" Pyrrha said.
"Aww... what happened?" Weiss said, after waking up.
(Awkward pause. Now they're both eating her)
Some of them actually laughed.
"This is not funny!"
Twilight: AH! What the fuck are you doing?! (Returns home) Spike, take a note.
"She has a dragon pet?! Cool!" Nora said.
"It's not her pet. It's her little helper." Weiss said.
Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia, I just learned that Applejack and Pinkie Pie are actually bloodthirsty CANNIBALS! Also pegasus doesn't taste that bad.
"What?" Ruby said.
Celestia: *wtf face*
Everyone laughed.
"This is so stupid." Weiss said.
Spike: Oh no, look. It's Discord.
Discord: Hey guys! It's me! Discord! (Everything explodes)
They laughed again.
"What is that?" Ruby said.
"That's Discord. He's like Nova, if he was insane." Weiss said.
"He's having fun!" Yang said.
Twilight: Oh no! Discord's destroying Ponyville again!
"I like the pink one's face! It's like (°O°)." Ruby said while laughing.
Twilight: We need to find the Elements of Harmony, fast!
Spike: But Fluttershy's dead! We can't do the Elements of Harmony without her!
Pinkie: Nobody panic! I KNOW WHAT TO DO.
"This will be interesting." Jaune said.
Discord: (having fun)
"Aww, he's having fun!" Nora said.
Pinkie: Hey, Discord!
Discord: Oh?
Pinkie: You seem a little "discoordinated". HAHAHA?!
Yang couldn't stop laughing.
"She's dead." Blake said.
Discord: *dis n**** face* (blows her up)
"I don't feel bad that she died." Nora said.
Applejack: Oh no! Not Pinkie Pie!
"You ate your friend!" Ruby said.
Celestia: Heh. It's okay, guys! I actually showed up to fix something for once.
"She must be useless." Blake said.
"A lot." Weiss said.
Celestia: Discord!
Discord: Yes?
Celestia: STOP IT!
Discord: No.
"Well, that sucked." Yang said.
(Celestia stabs Discord with her horn)
Everyone was surprised.
"That was sudden!"
Discord: *slowly dies, coughs and screams* *ded*
"That was disturbing." Ruby said.
Celestia: Hey look, I did it! I'm magical!
Applejack: TOP KEK!
"That wasn't magic, that was... death!" Weiss said.
Twilight: I guess everything worked out in the end.
"She's still dead." Blake said.
"And that other pony." Ruby said.
Applejack: Well gee, it looks like we didn't need those Elements of Harmony after all!
Rainbow: Hey guys, look it's me! Rainbow Dash!
Spike: Oh look, it's Rainbow Desh.
"Wow, his positivity shines the entire world." Yang said.
Twilight: You missed the big fight! Rainbow Dash, where have you been?
Rainbow: Not doing Satanic rituals, that's for sure!
"Satanic rituals?!" Pyrrha said.
"So your brother has a pony follower." Blake said.
"No." Nova said.
Fluttershy: Hey guys. I'm okay now.
"She's alive?!" Pyrrha said.
"Why does she have a manly voice?" Ruby said.
Twilight: No way! Check it out! Fluttershy is okay!
Applejack: Now I wonder how that happened?
Rainbow: Not Satanic rituals, that's for sure!
"In exchange of what?" Nova said.
Celestia: So, Twilight! What did you learn about friendship today?
"Don't be friends with cannibals?" Nora said.
Twilight: Today I learned that Piemations' content is slowly getting more and more autistic.
(What a weird picture)
"I think autistic is a light word." Yang said.
Rarity:(cartwheels) Dresses!
"Well, that was stupid." Yang said.
"Can you put a normal video? Please!" Weiss said.
"Fine!" Nova said.
And done! Next... another pony video! Like, follow, review and sent a PM. If you want to check my other story, the Nova Force, the link is in my profile page. Episode 5 is up. See you soon!