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Chapter 54: Smile HD
"No, please!" Don't put a normal pony video!" Yang said.
"Yeah, I would rather watch more JoJo." Blake said.
"Shut up! It's my turn to pick videos!" Weiss said.
"This will be very painful to watch." Jaune murmured. No one failed to see Nova's sneaky and slightly devilish smile.
(Red disclaimer that is not suspicious at all)
"I don't like this." Ruby said.
(Music starts)
MisterDavey Presents...
An animation by Dave Davey...
Composed by Foozogz...
SMILE
"I like the beat."
It shows Pinkie Pie running through the fields and she's very super duper happy.
"Okay, for a fan animation it's good. Especially an old video like that." Jaune said.
"It's even better than the actual show." Weiss said.
She was going to meet her friends, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack and Rarity for a picnic. Twilight sees her and waves at her.
"And you said that you don't like it." Yang said.
"But the disclaimer was weird." Ruby said.
Pinkie's smile grew bigger. She then jumped and kicked Twilight in the head so hard, it ripped it off.
Everyone was shocked to see something like that. Some of them even screamed. Nova even took a photo of their shocked faces. "OHHHHH! YOOOOOOOOOOOOSHI!" he said.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Weiss said.
"What just happened?!" Pyrrha said.
"I knew it!" Ruby said.
"What the hell is wrong with people from Earth?!" Weiss said.
Her friends watched with terror what happened. Pinkie jumped high at Rarity, who was scared of what would happen. She literally smashed her head with a punch.
"Holy shit!" Jaune said.
"Oh my-!" Pyrrha was about to throw up. "Her brain!"
"That's really gross." Blake said.
"And kinda cool." Yang said.
She turned towards her next victim, Applejack.
"Why was she smiling?!" Ruby said.
She pinned her on a tree, so she won't leave. She was about to beat the living shit out of her, her smile becoming more psychotic.
"Her smile is creepy!"
A Rainbow Dash, cool as always, happened to fly nearby when she saw Applejack being beaten up. She quickly DASHED over there and kicked Pinkie Pie really hard, knocking her out. Or not.
"Damn!" Yang said.
Inside Pinkie's brain, her Kill-o-meter went to YOU'RE FUCKED level, making her unlock her full power.
"What just happened?" Ruby said.
"I think she just went Super Saiyan." Jaune said.
"Wow, apples over there looks terrible." Yang said.
The others saw her, with spark surrounding her, and her smile big as always. She charges her Kamehameha at them. Dash avoids it but Applejack got hit and she turned into nothing.
"She did become Super Saiyan!"
"Even worse. She became Buu." Nova said.
Pinkie quickly rushed to Dash and kicked her upwards, sending her in the sky. She flew over her and kicked her down. When she landed, Pinkie stomped on her belly, making Dash throw up her guts.
Everyone felt really disturbed and disgusted.
"Make it stop with the deaths!" Pyrrha said.
Pinkie turnes to see her final victim, Fluttershy.
"Not Fluttershy!" Weiss said.
She launches a Death Beam, resulting in an explosion. She started crying, but stil smiling.
"If you feel sad, why would you kill them?!" Nora said.
But from the smoke emerges Fluttershy, using her full power and starts attacking Pinkie with a flurry of punches.
"What?! She has powers too?!" Weiss said. "What's going on with this video?!"
"It turned into a Dragon Ball parody!" Ruby said.
She tackled her and started slamming her around multiple times before doing a Dragon Throw, sending her in the sky (I know my Budokai). She flew and continued her flurry of punches.
"How much blood do they have?!" Pyrrha said.
She unleashed some heavy hits, before ending them with a hard punch innthe gut, sending her back. Pinkie then took the subtitles and smacked Fluttershy with them.
"This is too chaotic!" Nora said.
She send her tonthe ground and she charged her most powerful attack. A giant fuckimg Planet Burst. Fluttershy saw how big it was.
"You've got to be kidding me." Weiss said.
Pinkie threw it at Fluttershy, as we see her body disintegrating slowy and Pinkie's smile growing. In the wend, the explosion was so big that it destroyed the planet, ending the video.
Everyone was speechless. "Ahhh~... such a classic." Nova said.
"It was disturbing at the beginning... but then it became cool! That was an amazing fight!" Ruby said.
"I thought you said that you were going to put a normal video!" Weiss said.
"Fuck you! You really thought that I would a normal My Little Pony video?! If you want to see one, do it yourself! Don't make other people see something they don't want to see!" Nova said.
"Isn't that what you are doing since we met?" Blake said. Then Nova glared at her, with that face that says 'Shut up or I'll fucking murder you'. "I'll shut up now."
"Anyway, I have to go now. See-". Then suddenly his phone started ringing. "Hello? Uh huh. Uh huh. Now? Okay."
"Who was it?" Ruby said.
"Your principal."
"Professor Ozpin? Why?" Weiss said.
"Probably for a job. I'll see what he wants." He then teleported away.
"He could just walk to his office." Jaune said.
Meanwhile, inside Ozpin's office, he has just ended his call. "Professor Ozpin, why would you call him?" Glynda said.
"You have a problem?" a voice behind her said, making her jump. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"This isn't funny!"
"Of course it is! You women are adorable when you get teased, isn't that right Ozzy?"
"I suppose so." Ozpin said.
"You need to show more respect to-". Glynda's mouth turned into a zipper.
"Shut up now. Okay, Oswald. You wanted to meet me. Why?" Nova said.
"Well, you said that you also are a DJ." Ozpin said.
"You need a DJ? Sure! Is it for a dance? I still don't know why fighting schools have dances in the first place. But why me?"
"Actually I was just curious. You said music from another world."
"It's not that different. It just has more twerking. So, when is the dance?"
"In three days."
"Yeah, I can't."
"Why not?"
"Because my girlfriend and her band are taking part in a contest. What was its name? Oh yeah, So you think you can sing. I don't know if you remember them. They were students here. Does team FRAL ring a bell to you?"
"Of course. I remember miss Marrone and her friends. I remember every single student that passes through Beacon. Besides, we have their files."
"So miss Marrone is following her dream?" Glynda said.
"Yeah. Anyway, sorry that I can't do your favor. But I'll give you this. It's my party playlist. Play that."
"Thank you." Ozpin said.
"No problem. That will be 300$."
"Dollars? I'm sorry but I don't know how much lien are 300... dollars."
"Add a zero."
"Excuse me?! 3000?!". That price made him lose his calm demeanor.
"I'm giving you my playlist! You're lucky that I'm giving it for a low price!"
"Low?!" Glynda said.
"You want it or not?"
"...*sigh* Okay." Ozpin said.
"What?!" Glynda said.
"Thank you, anime Dumbledor. Now I must go. Bye!". Then Nova teleported away.
"You just payed 3000 lien for a CD! Why are you still letting him treat you like that?! And why do let team RWBY with all that stuff?!"
"Because... you have no idea what kind of power he posseses. You heard him. Imagination. He's basically a god with that semblance. And to be honest... I'm a little worried about what he would do.".' Thank the gods that he's not on her side. But too bad that he's neutral.'
Nova reappeared back to team RWBY's dorm. "I'm back." Nova said.
"What happened?" Blake said.
"He wanted a DJ for your dance."
"Yes! Nova is the DJ!" Yang said.
"But I denied."
"What?! Why?"
"Because my girlfriend and her band are in So you think you can sing at the same day and I don't want to miss that."
"Really?! If she wins, she will sign a deal with Lucas Records!" Weiss said.
"I know. But I gave him my playlist and made him pay 300$ for it. What a sucker."
"How much is that?" Jaune said.
"3000 lien."
"What?! Professor Ozpin payed 3000 lien for a CD?!" Pyrrha said.
"Uh huh. Between us... I think he's afraid of me."
"Wow... since the day you came you've done a lot of things that I'd never thought we would see." Weiss said.
"Yeah, you slapped Goodwitch's ass, scared Ozpin, killed an entire cult, destroyed a White Fang base and sang about your erection." Yang said.
"Yeah, I made your life interesting. Anyways, good night.". And with that, he left.
"Hey, he left something!" Nora said.
"Those look like... gaming consoles." Yang said.
(JoJo references: 18)
And done! I was originally going to do ToucanLDM because his videos are hilarious, but I wanted to do something classic. Also, some things I want to explain. First, I know now that Candi is a prostitute. Second, I know Blake is based on Beauty and the Beast, but Nova never met the beast, he doesn't know. Third, Volume 7. Wow, she killed Ruby's mom, what a shock. The show became predictable. I bet that there are 4 more volumes until the show is over. Back to my story, there are some things I want to show:
Sonic shorts
Pony. mov series
Super Mario Bros Z
JoJo memes
Nazo Unleashed
April Fools special chapter
Gaming chapters
FRAL song covers
Pick the ones you like for next time. Like, follow, review, sent a PM and read the Nova Force. See you soon!