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Chapter 55: Popstars
It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing- sorry, wrong line. Nova was in Vale to check out what Fiona was doing. It was one day before the big day and wanted to see her practicing for tomorrow. She told him that she was in a small area in the city centre. When he entered the studio, he saw them singing and dancing with colours and outfits that you would see in a K-POP video. When they finished the song, he was yelling: "BRRRRRAVO!"
"Alright girls, take a break. Nova!" Fiona said.
"Fiona!". They hugged each other, making a squeaky sound. (Aww!) "You were very good! All of you were very good!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I enjoyed it, even though I'm not a K-POP fan."
"What is K-POP?" Lillie said.
"Type of music. Anyway, do you have any serious competition?"
"There are a few." Fiona said.
"Yeah, like Grimm Eclipse! They're awesome. If we don't win, I hope they will." Rita said.
"What about The Monicas?" Lillie said.
"Oh please, The Monicas are lame."
"I don't know, they seem like people that would lose that easily." Alice said.
"Excuse me, the who?" Nova said.
"The Monicas, four girls from Atlas that have the same name."
"They're like the stereotypical popular bitches in all the movies and series about high school." Lillie said.
"They sound cheesy, so I'm pretty sure that they'll lose. Also, they're probably cheaters." Nova said. Unknown to them, there was someone spying them. The spy was invisible using camouflage.
"What are they doing now?"
"They are talking shit about us." she said, on the phone.
On the other side, the unknown woman was trying not to get mad. "Those bitches... I hate them! I won't forgive them for what they did to us." she said.
FLASHBACK
Four girls with identical outfits and different hair colour, blue, green, yellow and black respectively, were outside the same studio. They were thinking about using the studio to practice, but- "Someone already rent it?! Who?!" the blue haired one said.
"Oh, you wanted the studio? Sorry. Hey, aren't you The Monicas? Again sorry, but we rent it first." Fiona said who just arrived.
"Oh... it's okay! Don't worry, we will go somewhere else!"
"Okay. See you at the contest!". When FRAL went inside, Monica #1 got furious.
"Those bitches are DEAD!"
END OF FLASHBACK
"I won't forgive those faunus whores! Now tell me, how good was the song?"
"Better than ours. Actually, they might win." the spy, who was Monica #3(the blond one), said.
"What?! Okay, it's time for plan B."
"Why do I have to do it?"
"Because you are the one with the camouflage semblance! Do I have to remind you everything?"
"Oh yeah."
"They probably have recorded all their practices in video. Cause a distraction, find the computer with the video and copy the best one."
"We are going to steal their song? Why can't we just make a better one?" Monica #2 (the green haired one) said.
"Because I want to see their faces when they see us doing their song and winning."
"What kind of distraction?" Monica #3 said.
"How should I know? Do something! Ugh! Idiots!". Then she ended the call.
'What kind of distraction?'
"We've been practicing all morning. Can we go for a smoothie?" Lillie said.
"Yeah, I want one too. Let's go." Fiona said. They locked the place and left.
"That's good enough." Monica #3 said.
At a nearby cafeteria, they girls and Nova were drinking smoothies.
"You have a present for me?" Fiona said.
"I was planning to give it to you on Valentine's Day, but I thought of something better. Here it is." Nova said.
"... It's a ball, what about it?" Rita said. Nova opened it and from it came out-
"Eevee!"
"AWW! IT'S SO CUTE!" the girls said.
"Since you love pets I thought I'd gave you the cutest Pokémon." Nova said.
"Oh my gosh, I love it! Thanks Nova!" Fiona said.
"Why can't I have a boyfriend as sweet as you?" Lille said.
"Wait, what is a Pokémon?" Alice said.
"A Pokémon is a monster that you can train to battle other owners or have it as a pet." Nova said.
"You can use an adorable little creature like this for battle? But it's so small and cute! Isn't that right?" Rita said. She was close to Eevee and her sharp teeth was scaring it. It ran to Fiona's hug.
"Aww, you're scared of her? Don't worry she doesn't bite. She's very nice." Fiona said, rubbing its head with her index. That's how small it is.
"Why does this always happen? Are my teeth that scary?"
"Well, not for me." Alice said.
"Aww, thanks babe."
"What are you gonna name it?" Lillie said.
"Hmm... what is its gender?" Fiona said.
"It's a girl." Nova said.
"Hmm... her name is Candy."
"Sounds great! I would be very disappointed if you named it Fifi or something."
"Who names their pets Fifi these days?"
"A lot of people, trust me. Also, here's his food." Nova gave her two big bags of Pokémon food, which made her fall backwards. "Some toys, a Pokédex if you want to learn more about Pokémon and some stones if you want to evolve it."
"Thanks... oww..."
"What are these stones?" Rita said.
"These are the Water stone, Fire stone and Lightning stone. These can evolve Pokemon of the same type. Since Eevee is a normal-type, it has a lot of evolutions. Some can be achieved with training, or friendship or some other fairy magic shit." Nova said.
"Having a Pokemon must be difficult." Lillie said.
"If you have one it's easy. If you have more then you can store it in a computer."
"... Huh?"
"That's what happened in the game."
"Wait... Pokémon are video game animals?" Alice said. Nova nodded.
"That's not a way to treat animals!"
"I think we should go back to the studio. Come on, Candy." Fiona said. Candy hopped on Fiona's shoulder and they left.
Meanwhile, in the studio, Monica #3 was copying the video. "Come on, a little more." Seconds later, the job was done. "Finally, now to get out.". Then she heard someone unlocking the door. She quickly used her camouflage and hid somewhere.
"I never asked. What is the name of the group?" Nova said.
"It's KD-8. Alright, time to continue." Fiona said. But then she and Lillie heard something. "What was that?"
"Did you hear it?" Lillie said.
"Was someone here?" Alice said.
"I think so."
"It was probably a rat." Nova said.
"Rat?!" Alice said. From terror she jumped in Rita's hug.
"Alice, get down! Your wings are covering my face!" Rita said.
"Wait... you are afraid of rats?" Nova said. Alice nodded. "But you're part hawk! Hawks eat rats! How can you be afraid of them?"
"Just because I'm part animal it doesn't mean that I have animal quirks!" Alice said.
"Okay sorry. Anyway, I have to go now. See you tomorrow."
"Bye Nova." Fiona said and he left. "Let's continue.". Then all of a sudden, a rat passed them, making Alice fly from of terror, crashing the roof. "*sigh* Godamnit.". Alice was with her head stuck in the roof and her body dangling.
The day of the contest came. The seats were full and the bands many. Nova managed to find a seat in front. The competition was big. All of them were good. When Grimm Eclipse was done, there were only two groups left, The Monicas and KD-8. The Monicas again were wearing identical rainbow pattern outfits. "Good luck, girls! Break a leg!" Fiona said because she was a good sport.
"Thanks!" Monica #1 said. 'I hope you lose yours.'. When they started their song, the girls were completely shocked. "Wait... that's our song!" Rita said.
"They stole our song!" Lillie said.
"How did that happen?! No one knew about it and no one got inside the studio!" Alice said.
"Maybe that sound we heard wasn't a rat at all." Fiona said.
"Yeah, it was a sneaky fox!" Rita said.
"Wait, what? What's going on?!" Nova said. He stood up and went quickly backstage.
"Hey you! Where are you going?" the security guard said.
"Step aside."
"Do you have a pass?"
"I said step aside."
"... Okay.". The security guard made way for Nova, thanks to his tricks and went to the girls.
"What is going on?! Why are they singing your song?!"
"They stole it! Now what are we gonna do?! *sigh* All of this for nothing."
"Hey, don't give up now. You will win."
"How? We don't have a song to perform." Alice said.
"You will win, because you have me."
"Huh?!" the girls said.
"Trust me.". He then put his hand on their heads and they let him do his thing. "Now you do have a song."
"Wow... that is a cool song. But we haven't practiced it." Rita said.
"You did. No, you didn't, but you don't have too.". He snapped his fingers and changed their outfits. The Monicas done their song and now it was the moment, you the readers didn't give a shit about.
"And now everyone, it's time for the final group. Everyone let's give it for KD-8!" the host said.
"Let's see what the little farm will do. Not that they will beat us." Monica #1 said. The lights turned off. Music started playing.
BGM: Popstar - (by K/DA) (English lyrics from a video by Pastelle)
The lights turn on again, along with neon lights and smoke. Then the girls emerged from the smoke.
F: You know who it is
Coming 'round again
You want a dose of this
FRAL: Right now it's KD-8, uh!
R: I'm a goddess with a blade
Don't forget, don't be afraid
Come on, shout my name
F&R: Loud, loud, loud, loud!
R: I could take it to the top
You know I can never stop
I'm the best cause I'm a
F&R: Bad gal, gal, gal!
A: And when I start to talk like that (F: like that)
Oh, you won't know how to react
F&A: I'm a picture perfect face
With that wild in my veins
You can hear it in my growl, growl, growl, growl
L: So keep your eyes on me now
And I can show you what we're all about
We're on the highest level
So just surrender into the sound
We got it all in our hands now
So can you handle what we're all about?
We're so tough (FRAL: Tough), not scared to show you up (FRAL: Up)
FRAL: Can you feel the rush now?
Ain't nobody bringing us down, down, down, down, down, down
They could try but we're gonna wear the crown
You could go another round
Round, round, round, round, round, round
Wish you luck, but you're not bringing us down
We go hard, 'til we get it, get it
We go hard, we so in it, in it
We Pop Stars (Pop Stars), only winning, winning now
Ain't nobody bringing us down, down, down, down
The Monicas couldn't believe what they were seeing. Then the lights turned off for the neon show.
R: Hey! You ready for this?
See, my looks be feelin' just like magic
Take you down and then one shot, there, I've killed you
F&R: I've got it, uh!
Pow-pow do you even know? (F: Do you know?)
You can't handle me even though (F: Even though?)
Now you really wanna try me, yeah
F&R: I'm trouble and you're wanting it
R: I'm so cold (F: So cold)
When I move that way, you gonna be so blown (F: So blown)
I'm the realest in the game, uh!
A: Say I'm on fire with a blade
You're about to hear my name
Ringing in your head like, oh...
F: So keep your eyes on me now
And I can show you what we're all about
We're so tough (FRAL: Tough), not scared to show you up (FRAL: Up)
FRAL: Can you feel the rush now?
Ain't nobody bringing us down, down, down, down, down, down
They could try but we're gonna wear the crown
You could go another round
Round, round, round, round, round, round
Wish you luck, but you're not bringing us down
We go hard, 'til we get it, get it
We go hard, we so in it, in it
We Pop Stars (Pop Stars), only winning, winning now
Ain't nobody bringing us down, down, down, down
Then the background of the stage was full of stars.
F: Hhmmm... hhmmm...
Oh, can you feel the rush?
We go hard
Oh, oh, we're Pop Stars
Oh, oh, we'rePop stars, stars
Then Lillie pulled two pistols and shot at the balloons over the crowd, making small and colourful explosions.
L: Ain't nobody bringing us-
FRAL: Ain't nobody bringing us down, down, down, down, down, down
They could try but we're gonna wear the crown
You could go another round
Round, round, round, round, round, round
Wish you luck, but you're not bringing us down
We go hard, 'til we get it, get it
We go hard, we so in it, in it
We Pop Stars (Pop Stars), only winning, winning now
Ain't nobody bringing us down, down, down, down
End of BGM
The crowd went wild. They loved it. The Monicas were slack-jawed by the performance. Then the host came. "Wow! That was incredible! Now we will go to the voting procedure.". After 10 minutes, it was time for the results. "Alright folks, the results came! And the winner of So you think you can sing is...". Everyone was waiting for the winner. "KD-8!". The crowd went.
"We won?! WE WON!" Fiona said. The girls were jumping in excitement.
"They?! They won?! I can't believe those faunus whores won!" Monica #1 said.
BGM: Pillar men theme - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
"I heard that.". They turned around saw Nova, glaring at them and cracking his knuckles. It was like he was 3 meters tall to the Monicas.
End of BGM
Four painful wedgies later
Nova joined for their celebration. "Congratulations girls!"
"Thanks! But we wouldn't have done it without you. Thanks Nova." Fiona said.
"Thanks Nova!" the rest said and then they all hugged him, making him shed a tear.
"Aww, thanks."
"Hey, the night is still young. Do you want to do something?" Lillie said.
"I have an idea. But it's probably illegal."
"What?" Rita saud.
"Let's crash at Beacon. I think they have a dance."
"At Beacon? Why?" Alice said.
"You see, little Ozzy wanted me to be the DJ and of course I denied because I wanted to see you. Also I sold him a CD with my party playlist for 3000 lien."
"Wait, you mean professor Ozpin?" Fiona said and Nova nodded.
"What?!" the girls said.
"No way! He payed 3000 for a CD?!"
"Yeah. And I thought that we should go crash at the dance. Are you in?"
Meanwhile at the dance
"What do you think happened at the tower?" Goodwitch said.
"I don't know. But I hope James makes it in time." Ozpin said.
"... Is there anything else that bothers you?"
"Regret. I can't believe that I payed 3000 for a CD."
"Next time, don't let him do anything he wants."
"You're right."
"Imagine if he came in and made a mess.". Then all of a sudden someon kicked the large doors open. The music stopped and everyone turned qround to see five people. "What the...". The lights fell on them, revealing them one by one, doing poses. KD-8 and Nova with a new purple and orange suit. "No way...". Ozpin was so surprised that he dropped his mug. (Did he had his mug that day? Who cares?). The students were like 'Who's that?' and 'Aren't they KD-8?'.
"Hey, is that Nova?" Yang said.
"Who are the girls behind him?" Jaune said.
"Wait, they're KD-8!" some random student said. Nova snapped his fingers and music started playing.
"Hit it!" Nova said.
BGM: Partyman (by Prince)
Then he started dancing, even doing the leg split. And to make things better, he started singing.
"All hail - the new king in town
Young and old, gather 'round (yeah)
Black and white, red and green (funky)
The funkiest man U've ever seen
(&KD-8:)Tell U what his name is
Partyman, partyman
Rock a party like nobody can
Rules and regulations - no place in his nation
Partyman, partyman
Party people - say it now: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!"
He then went to Ozpin, fixed his mug and filled it with Bacardi.(Get it? Because it has a bat as a logo? No? No.)
"Somebody holler if U wanna party"
"Hey professor, remember us?" Fiona said. "Professor Ozpin?"
"I'm sorry girls. It's nice to see you all again, but it seems that Ozpin is going through a mental breakdown because of him." Goodwitch said, talking about Nova, who right now web swings like his fucking Spiderman.
"Yeah, he's nuts. But I don't care."
"I rock the party, I rock the house
I rock the whole world, north, east and south
In the west - 17 horns blowin'
"Ozpin, please snap out of it!" Goodwitch said.
"Glynda?" Ozpin said.
"Oh thank the gods he's okay. What is it?"
"... Fuck it. I want to die.". Then he started drinking the Bacardi, leaving Glynda speechless. He couldn't do anything, so fuck it.
(Students:)All hail the new king in town"
Everyone had a good time. They were dancing and drinking. Even the teachers, who forgot about Cinder sneaking into the CCT. It was a great night. What will happen the next day? Find out in the next episode of My Huntsman Academia.
(JoJo references: 19)
And done! One more chapters and then back to reactions. I finished this chapter after watching the last episode of Volume 7 and I'm surprised. How can she be a Maiden?! She's an android! Also, the giant whale, loved it. If they don't finish everything in the next volume then it will take like 4-5 more volumes. Back to the story, I made a list in the previous chapter and so far the ponies are winning. What the fuck is wrong with you? But it's for the better. Wait to see Blake's shock when see watch it. Like, follow, review, sent a PM and read my other work. See you soon!