12/20/19

It was the middle of the night at the ghost-town that was Camp Crystal Lake, the old summer camp named after the real life summer camp of the same name in Florida. Home to one of film's most deadliest killers and the current 24/7 champion: Jason Voorhees. In the five days he's been champion, anyone dumb enough to come after this monster got a painful lesson. Though they managed to make it out alive, they had harsh reminders of their encounter with him.

Outside the border to the camp, multi-time champ R-Truth stood there with a look of fearful determination. Alongside his old partner before they were split in the draft, Carmella, who placed a hand on his shoulder. "You okay Truth?"

Truth shook out of his stupor, "Uh, yeah I'm fine. I won't let some lumbering hockey mask wearing momma's boy get in the way of my 24/7 48/7 7/11 I-95 South TV European Championship."

Carmella smiled at him before looking behind her, along with ref Jon Cone was a rag tag team the two put together to face Jason. Since one on one was a suicide mission, Mella thought it was best to have strength in numbers. "You guys ready?"

The group consisted of the three people Jason beat for the title (Ricochet, Mia Yim, and Lucy Loud), Lucy's siblings (from Lori-Lincoln), Heavy Machinery, Zach Ryder, Curt Hawkins, Jinder Mahal, Raul Mendoza, Kushida, Dipper and Mabel Pines, Kevin Owens, Dominik Dijakovic, Izuku Midoria, Ochaco Uraraka, Tsuyu Asui, and Panty Anarchy (who was only here because Izuku was here).

They all nodded, with Panty sighing "Let's just get this over with, I've got plans for Ole Deku here" she said wrapping around around the boy, who tensed up at the contact, resulting in the dark glares from his female classmates to the fallen angel.

As they all entered, a figure watched from the distance before sneaking away.

A few minutes into the search they split up into groups, covers more ground without making someone easy pickings for the killer. They all had a flashlight and a metal bat on hand. One group consisting of Truth, Carmella, Ricochet, Mia, and Lucy searched the archery range. "This place is freaky at night." Carmella commented on the worn down targets.

"Well Summer Camp is the third most common location for slasher films. Friday the 13th, Sleepaway Camp, Final Girls." Lucy responded.

"I remember when I first saw OG Friday the 13th." Mia said.

"Those were the days Slashers were respected, until the 90s when bogged down sequels and Leprechaun came around. Those were some dark times, and not in the good way." Lucy responded with a "Sigh."

"Leprechaun! Where?" R-Truth looked around, "He still owes me that pot of gold!" Mella rolled her eyes at his antics.

They kept searching until Truth had to leave to go pee, "Shouldn't have drank all that soda on the way over here." he said as he came to an old outhouse. After he had done his business he exited the outhouse before he was grabbed by the head and slammed into the door frame by Jason, with the 24/7 title wrapped around his waist.

Jason then slammed the door on Truth, knocking him back onto the toilet. Jason was about to unsheathe his machete, but then he was hit the back by a metal bat. Which didn't do much damage to him but got him to turn around to see the frightened face of Carmella, she went for another swing but he just grabbed the bat and kicked her away. He then proceeded to snap the bat over his knee in two, causing her to run away screaming.

Jason followed after her till he was in the old cafeteria, where was hounded by the whole group. They all pounded on him till he pushed them all off. Jason grabbed Zach Ryder by the throat and chokeslammed him through a table, then repeated the action with Curt Hawkins. Jason then caught a charging Lynn Loud and tossed her with a biel into her siblings, knocking them down like bowling pins.

Ricochet and Mia then started hitting him with their bats, but Jason just stood there without feeling an inch of pain. He then blocked a pair of bat strikes to his head with his hands and ripped them out before knocking them both in the head with their own bats.

Jinder then came at him, but got caught with a huge spinebuster into a table.

Jason then walked right into the arms of Otis, before Tucker came in and the two big guys hit the Compactor finished on Jason. Tucker hooked the leg and Jon came in for the count.

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Jason kicked out.

Jason was then nailed with a splash from Otis, who then went for the cover as Tucker stood up.

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But then Jason sent the over 300lb man right into Tucker, knocking him into Raul, Kushida, and Kevin. Jason then sat up Undertaker style and avoided a kick from Dominik, before performing a kip up, which is surprising considering the size of him. Jason the nailed a forearm to Dominik, who retaliated with a forearm of his own. Dominik then hit Jason with a Cyclone Kick, knocking him back before he grabbed the hockey mask wearer and sent him crashing through the table with a chokebomb.

Dominik went for the cover.

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Jason kicked out again.

Dominik then grabbed a stray bat and started to nail Jason with it, who just stood up despite the punishment he was receiving before grabbing Dominik in the Mandible claw he had on Lucy at Survivor Series. Dominik gagged at the fingers in his mouth as Jason pressed him down onto a table. Jason had the claw on until Dominik passed out.

Warning!

As Jason grabbed the sides of Dominik's head, he was then shot in the back. He turned around to see Laurie Strode, Halloween's most famous final girl and the 2nd best final girl in slasher history, with a shotgun aimed at Jason. BTW, this is Lauri from the most recent Halloween movie in 2018. Jason stared her down, but she just kept her gun pointed at him with a burning glare.

"You think I'm scared of you?" Laurie questioned, "I've dealt with one masked murderer, taking you down will be just as satisfying."

Jason came at her with a clothesline, but Laurie ducked as she reloaded her shotgun. She then blasted him again, which knocked him back. She then repeated this as she knocked him back outside the cafeteria and to the pier to the lake, the same lake that he drowned in as a child. Her ammo eventually ran out, but she hit him with the butt of the gun.

She went for another swing, but he countered her with a kick to the gut that sent her down. He then prepared to strike her down with his machete, but then he heard.

"JASON STOP!"

He looked up, and at the start of the pier. He saw what looked like a small version of his mother, blue sweater, short curly blond hair. "Jason, its okay. I'm here now." Jason stood in silence, he dropped his machete and walked around Laurie and to his mother. "That's right, honey. Come to momma, it will be alright." she spoke with an soft elderly voice. Jason stopped and kneeled down. She just wrapped her arms around his neck, as he wrapped hi s big arms gently around her small body.

"Momma's very proud of you honey, which makes this even more hard." he heard her say before looked down to see his ankle was tied to a giant boulder, he then let his mom go as he then saw he had a collar wrapped around his neck which was connected to a safe hooked up to a motorboat at the end of the dock. Which Dipper Pines started up and Carmella drove the boat into the lake.

Jason looked back to his mom before seeing her grab her hair and pulling it off, revealing it was only Mabel Pines. "Sorry about your mom." she apologized.

Before he can strangle her he was pulled back by the collar around his neck down the dock, Laurie rolled out of the way as he saw Jason get dragged off the dock. Then the boulder came shortly after, when the boat was a good distance away, Dipper just managed to push the safe into the water. Which then sank along with the boulder, pulling Jason as he writhed in the water as he sank to the bottom of the lake.

Dipper and Carmella returned to the dock, Dipper immediately embraced his sister. "Oh thank goodness you're okay! I was so worried." Mabel returned the hug.

"Awe, Dip Dip. I was fine, we've been through worst."

Jon came to the three, "Are you guys okay?"

Mella then responded, "Yeah, we're fine."

"Hey, Cone!" The ref looked to see Laurie at the end of the dock, she gestured for her to follow her before jumping into the lake. Cone just ran over and leaped into the lake without question.

Laurie swam all the way to the bottom of the lake, despite her old age she was able to swim strongly through the water. All the years of hunting Michael Myers can do that to you, her only light being from the moon. Laurie and Jon reached the bottom, seeing Jason wriggled around as he was held down by not only the safe and boulder. But by all the water around them, she then swam over and pinned Jason down onto the lake floor. Kicking her feet upwards to keep pressure on his shoulders, Jon came over and counted the pin.

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Laurie then removed the belt and swam back up to the surface, Jon following close behind.

The two gasped for air as they resurfaced, they then swam back to shore. Where they met Dipper, Mabel, and Carmella. They questioned what she was thinking, but she jus stopped them.

"Just get the others to some help." Laurie said before she ran off.

Carmella then sighed, "I'm gonna go find Truth, call an ambulance." she said before going to find her friend.

The twin nodded before going back to the cafeteria, Dipper counted the bodies. "Wait, were missing a few people. Where are Izuku, Ochaco, Tsuyu, and Panty?" Mabel just had a far off look as she looked to the side.

(earlier)

"Hello! Mr. Jason? I don't want to hurt you, I just want to talk." Mabel called out as she passed by one of the cabins, she heard some noises coming from it. She went over to a window with the blinds open, and what she saw made her go wide eyed and walk away.

(present)

"Trust me, you don't want to know." Mabel told her brother.

Dipper wondered what she meant, but then realized. "Yeah, I probably don't want to know."

Title changes: Laurie Strode def. Jason Voorhees for the 24/7 championship.