"Oh my god the turtle just talked?" Nathan says staring at the turtle. They had just landed on the island with the pink house and had been approached by a turtle that talked.
" Maybe it's some kind of demon turtle!" Xenovia says looking at the turtle with a puzzled expression.
"I don't know what the fuck you all are getting so worked up for about. This turtle is obviously a fucking summoning animal!" Tayuya says.
" Normally I would agree with you on that one Tayuya, but we are not in the Elemental Nations anymore." Temari responds to Tayuya.
" Good point Blondie, then I say we turn it into soup!" She replies back.
"Ummm you know I can hear you right?" The Turtle says with a nervous tone. "I don't want to be turned into soup and you never did answer my question. What are you all doing here?"
"Oh sorry Mr. Turtle! My name is Nathaniel Arystar, I'm the captain of the Demon Pirates and the ones behind me are my crew. We just came to this island because it's where our log pose lead us. We were only stopping here to see if whoever lives in this house knows where the closest Shipyard is."
"Ummm, let me go get master!" The Turtle says as disappears into the house for a second, before returning with an elderly man.
The man was bald with a long white beard and mustache, he has floral pattern button up shirt shirt and shorts, on his back is a large turtle shell, and in his hands is a walking stick that is nearly as tall as he is. His eyes are obscured by a pair of big sunglasses.
Once he comes the girls instantly notice his gaze upon them. Even though his glasses, they could tell he was feeling them up with his eyes. He looks at each one of them until his gaze stops on Yoko, obviously due to her choice of dress.
"Turtle, you didn't tell me that our guests were such lovely ladies. If I had known that I would have dressed a little nicer." He says as he walks over to Yoko. "So, how about you and me go on a date? Grant this dying old man a good time as his final wish."
"But master aren't you immortal?" The Turtle asks.
"Damn you Turtle! Why did you have to say that? You're always ruining my fun!" Nathan and the crew watch as the old man as he kicks the turtle.
The old man then it turns back to Nathan and his crew. "I'm Master Roshi, how about I let you all inside and you can discuss what you're doing at my house. " His gaze once again falls upon Yoko, " Maybe we can get to know each other a little bit better. Hehehehehe!"
Yoko was a little bit steamed with Master Roshi because the old man had just tried to ask her out on a date, and with the turtle saying he was Immortal he could be centuries-old. "Just keep your hands to yourself you pervert!"
He leads them into the house to a small living area with a red couch. "Does anybody want a fresh pot of tea? "
" A cup of tea would be lovely." Temari says smiling at Roshi.
Roshi walks over to the small kitchen, he grabs a kettle. He puts it under the faucet and fills it with water, before putting it on the stovetop and turning it on.
He comes back to the couch and stands right behind Levy. "Say Blue how about you and me take a walk on the beach?"
When Levy realizes is old perv was trying to hit on her, her thoughts immediately go to her beloved Gajeel at home. She puts her head down and it says in a quiet tone" ummm sorry I can't…."
"I'm sorry, what was that I couldn't hear you?"
Levy speaks up this time a little bit louder, " I can't sir. One your to old for me and two when I'm done with this Journey, I have a fiance waiting at home for me."
"So…" Nathan quickly changes the subject, "... Do you know where the nearest shipyard is?"
"Sadly I don't, I'm not from this dimension."
" Dimension?" Nathan says as he wonders this old man was senile or really from another dimension.
"Ahhh yes," the man continues, "it was about 8 months ago. I made a wish on the Dragon Balls so I could travel the dimensions and boy have I been at some doozie dimensions. There was one where the devil worked at a fast food restaurant. One where people with weird flying contraptions, were attacking giant creepy things that look like weird humans."
"Ummmm Master Roshi…"
Master Roshi keeps speaking, "there was where there was an Incredibly buff guy with a giant axe was throwing little mini suns at people. One where two cute girls turned into guns, and then were wielded by this asymmetrical guy. The worst dimension was one where a crazy vampire wearing all red, was running around blowing people's heads off with handguns. I swear he almost got me, that place was beyond scary."
"Master Roshi!!!" Akane says out loud trying to get a man's attention.
"Yes beautiful?"
"What are the Dragon Balls you spoke of?"
"Oh yeah, Dragon Balls are something from my original dimension. There are seven of them , and when you gather all of them together they will grant you any wish you desire. I made a wish to Traverse the dimensions, because I heard a rumor that girls are prettier in other dimensions. So far that's been right, I mean look at all of you beauties. Hehehehehe!"
"Shut it, you old man!!! Negative Hollow!!!!" Perona yells, as she shoots Roshi with one of her ghosts.
Roshi slumps over and gets in all fours. " Who am I kidding I'm too old for this, maybe I should keel over and die already." After that he gets up and yells. "What the hell? What did you do to me?"
"Don't make me do it again you old pervert!" Perona replies.
Roshi backs away a bit as Nathan says, "Anyway Master Roshi we are but simple Pirates. We had a run in with one of the four emperors, which are for very powerful Pirates from our world. We barely escaped with our lives, but in the process our ship was destroyed. We managed to steal a ship from the yonko, but it's shaped like a cake and we would much rather not be caught sailing in a pastry. We were wondering if you could potentially help us, so we can get a new ship. Your dimension-hopping would be very useful, it would help us get a ship from another dimension." Nathan says.
"That depends on what dimension you want to go to. "
"The Devil's Realm!" Nathan Replies.
"That doesn't really narrow it down there are many different realms where devil's live."
"We are looking for the one ruled by the 4 great devil kings Lucifer, Leviathan, Beelzebub, and Asmodeus."
" That's still doesn't really help!"
Suddenly Xenovia gets an interesting idea" Lucifer's little sister a woman of unparalleled beauty. She has crimson red hair even brighter and redder than Yoko's and bright Cerulean blue eyes, which are positively stunning to look at. Her chest is bigger and bouncier than every single girl here, I also Imagine is extremely soft to touch.
"Hmmmm," Roshi looks up at the sky for a minute like he's in deep thought. " Now that you mention it, I do remember a dimension a girl like that. Now what dimension was that again?"
Roshi thinks for a minute before snapping his snapping his fingers, "I think I remember the dimension. I will take you to that dimension just give me a few minutes to pack a couple of things. Now if everyone would please follow me. "
Roshi's words caught Nathan and the crew off guard. Did he need help packing something or maybe help with a suitcase, if so why did he need all of them?"
Roshi leads them out of the house, he takes the chair and beach umbrella and places them inside the house. He then slides over a small panel in the wall revealing a hidden button. He presses the button and suddenly there's a loud poof as the house vanishes.
"What the hell!? "Kojika says in shock she had seen a lot of strange since she had left wano but she had never seen a whole building disappear. "Ummm Roshi-Sama?"
"Yes dear?" Roshi says turning to her with hearts in his eyes.
" Don't get any perverted ideas old man, but I just wanted to know what happened to your house?"
Roshi turns around and walks over to where his house was and picks up a small object on the ground. Roshi turns and looks to be holding a small object shaped like a little pill. "This my dear girl is a capsule house, a piece of technology from my dimension. In the dimension I come from there is an amazing scientist by the name of Dr. Briefs, he invented something he calls a Dynocaps. Think of them as little containers that can hold that can hold anything from houses to all kinds of things."
Kojika just stares at him with an even more confused look then she had before. "That sounds extremely confusing sorry I asked."
"Now anyway let's get your dimension." Roshi snaps his fingers and large portal appears in the air." This should lead you to your dimension."
And slowly one by one everyone walks through the portal. Once on the other side they look around expecting to see Devil's Realm, but the site they see is different. They are greeted by a world consisting vast open fields, lush forests and tall mountains can be seen across the horizon.
" This doesn't look like the Devil's Realm from the last time we were here. " Mizore says looking looking around. " Although the scenery is nice."
"Master Roshi are you sure you brought us to the right dimension?" Nathan says turning back to look at the old man.
"I'm positive this was the right dimension!" replies.
The turtle who had been silent since Roshi appeared says. "Ummm master I think you got this dimension confused with the one we visited before this. The dimension with that red-haired girl was the one with the kouh academy school."
"Ahhhh yes you are right turtle thank you." Roshi turns to look at Nathan and the crew. " Do you think all of you can spend the day in this dimension? My dimensional powers take a lot out of me and I'm going to need the rest a bit before being able to make another jump."
"I think we can wait, Levy fly up and see if you can spot a town. "
Levy nods and takes to the sky, she looks around in all directions, before eventually landing back down in front of everyone. "There is a small port town a bit west of here on the other side of this forest."
"We can stay in the town until tomorrow, then after that we will make the jump to Devil's Realm."
Everyone takes to the sky with Nathan grabbing Roshi and Zac grabbing the turtle. The quickly flying over the forest and land in the port town. They land on the outskirts to not attract attention. The approach the threw a big archway with a sign that says, "welcome to Acalupa Port. "
They suddenly hear screams, as they rush into the city they see three men attacking a young girl. Two of them have hold of her arms, while the third one reaches for the buttons of her pants. She glances over at Nathan and the group yelling, "someone help me please!"
Nathan is about to take action before Roshi rushes in. The man who was undressing the girl looks over at the old man before putting one hand out, " Dimension Ärm: Teleporter."
Roshi vanishes into thin air right before everyone's eyes, the man turns back to the girl and pulls down her pants revealing pink underwear. "Weapon Ärm:Dagger, "a ring on his finger disappears and turns into a dagger, which he uses to cut off her shirt and Bra.
Nathan turns to Kojika," you know what to do Kojika."
She nods and quickly uses her teleportation abilities to take out the three thugs. She reaches her hand towards the girl. "Are you okay?"
"I am now thank you!"
"That was most impressive!" Comes a voice from out of nowhere. Suddenly a man in a long black robe appears, he's wearing a mask his face is not visible oh, but what is this his long flowing blond hair behind him.
"Those were thugs were from the Luberia Thieves Guild. One of the many things corrupting the world of Mär Haven. My name is Petra and I'm with a certain organization known as Chess no Koma. Our goal is to end the corruption that plagues this world. I know that you are travelers that are not from this world. But you have impressed me with your strength, so I would kindly like to ask you. Would you join the Chess no Koma?"