R (Ch. 31): Sorry! If it's any consolation, after Legacy I think Diana's a little more likely.

R (Ch. 29): Yep. :)

R (Ch. 13): Thanks! So do I!

R (Ch. 11): Ikr?

Guest (Ch. 10): Indeediness.

Guest (Ch. 9): Thanks!

Guest (Ch. 3): Sorry.

Guest (Ch. 1): Indeediness.

Harryscuzin: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR FANDOM BRAIN CELLS! THE YELLING IS FINE BECAUSE I YELL A LOT TOOOOOO! THANKS!

Harryscuzin: Ikr thanks.

Guest (Ch. 11): Thanks!

LunaLovegood397: Thanks! OOF NO WRITERS BLOCK. YAY SOPHITZ BREAKUP! Thank you for the mallowmelt. I very much enjoyed it nom nom nom.

MidnightBunnyy: WHY THE HECK NOT INDEED.

Country-Fangirl: LFHDSIFKJLSFJSDKFJDSKDSJFKDLSJYESKEYBOARDSMASHINGLDSJFDSKL! Thanks!

Okay so um...

I'm a creative child.

So I couldn't come up with any ideas for this chapter because Dex x Iggy (Diggy) didn't really work out because of writers block...

So I kinda came up with this?

Enjoy!

Me: Hello childs today we are going to be doing something very fun.

Wylie: Define fun.

Me: Fun. Adjective. Informal. Adjective: fun; comparative adjective: funner; superlative adjective: funnest. Amusing, entertaining, or enjoyable. "It was a fun evening."

Wylie: I didn't mean the dictionary definition you idiot.

Me: Idiot. Noun. Noun: idiot; plural noun: idiots. INFORMAL. A stupid person. Example: ALL THOSE WHO DARE OPPOSE ME.

Linh: I'm like 98% sure that last bit isn't actually in the dictionary.

Me: By the way, did you know that 82% of statistics are made up on the spot?

Tam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Me: Shut up Tam. Anyway, today we are going to write fanfictions! And by me, I mean you guys. I'm going to sit here, read the Death Cure, (Man, I wish I had a copy of the Death cure) and laugh at your struggles with writers block.

Keefe: *Has already written five pages* Writers block? What's that?

Me: I literally cannot decide whether to hate you or worship you.

Keefe: I'd go with worship.

Me: Anyway, you shouldn't've written that! I didn't explain all the rules yet! So anyway, you are going to write a oneshot for your OTP- which cannot include you in it! That means Keefe, I'd love to read your Sokeefe fanfiction, but not this chapter. At the end, we are going to read them all. Got it? Good.

Dex: I never said I-

Me: GET TO WORK! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!

~~~~timeskip~~~~~~

Me: Okay Tam is presenting first! Mr. Salty Dude, you have the floor, sir.

Tam: LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS- I mean. Um. Um. Um.

Me: OMG TAM IS A HAMILFAN! WE HAVE CORRUPTED HIM! YAYYYYY! Anyway, read your story!

Tam: Okay so this is a Diana fanfiction... it's pretty short, but I think it's sweet.

Me: Ooh, Diana. Let me see!

Tam: "'I choose Dex,' Biana said. Dex exploded things in joy while Tam stalked off to eat salty tamtams and punch things. 'Dex has always been my true love, and I'm sorry it took me a while to realize that. Tam, you're very... salty, but it's just... I'VE ALWAYS PREFERRED CINNAMON!'

Dex smirked. Of course cinnamon would reign superior over salt. (Tam's AN: Lies. All lies.) He then laughed at Tam's pain, proving that he wasn't nearly as nice and cinnamon-y as the fandom had been led to believe. Sadly, Biana did not notice Dex's evil and simply smiled as he cupped her face in his hands. They drew closer... closer... closer...

Suddenly, a meteor fell from the sky and killed Dex. Biana was fine though. Well, physically anyway.

At Dex's funeral, Biana cried for her lost love. But then she realized something- they had been dating for approximately thirty seconds. She had loved him for about two minutes. She could easily find a new guy and move on from this loser.

So Biana went on to live a happy life with a salty emo boy who shall remain nameless because that is not the point of the story. And although she loved the salty emo boy with all her heart, she would never forget her first cinnamon-y love. Dexter I-don't-know-your-middle-name Dizznee.

Dex: It's Alvin.

Tam: What?

Dex: My middle name is Alvin.

Biana: Okay I'm sorry but THAT'S what you're focusing on?

Dex: I'm being nice and ignoring the fact that Tam killed me off in the story as an attempt to calm myself and not murder him in real life.

Tam: *Snorts* Please, Technonerd. I could crush you like a bug.

Dex: Oh really? What if I got technology to TURN YOU INTO A BUG!?

Tam: Yeah that's not possible.

Me: Or is it?

Sophie: It's really n-

Me: I SHALL ASK SHANNON! *Snaps fingers*

Shannon Messenger (Okay if you ever read this I am genuinely really sorry for destroying your beautiful work of art and then dragging you into this mess.): Hello? Where am I?

Me: Good question. The short answer is, you are briefly part of this monstrosity I am typing on a chromebook. This is because I wanted to know whether Dex could turn Tam into a bug with some sort of gadget.

Shannon: Okay, let me ask you something.

Me: Okay.

Shannon: You have author powers, correct?

Me: YES! I AM VERY GOOD AT MY AUTHOR POWERS! HERE WATCH THIS! *Snaps fingers* *Something explodes in the distance.*

Shannon: Now, do you think that since you are so powerful in a fanfiction about Keepers, the actual author of KOTLC would have even stronger author powers in your fanfiction?

Me: ... probably.

Shannon: *Disappears*

Me: Honestly that was probably a smart decision. Anyway... Dex, you're next.

Dex: Well... I had one for Tiana, but I don't want to read it after what TAM DID TO ME!

Me: Fine, I'll read it. "How do I look?" Tam asked.

"You look fine." Linh sighed.

"Do I look too emo?"

"She loves your emo-ness."

"Do you think she'll like the ring?" Tam said, starting to pace.

Me: HEY WAIT! I WROTE THIS! THIS IS A TIANA ONESHOT, CHAPTER TWO! PLAGIARISM!

Dex: Okay, here, I'll fix it. IMPROV! "~~~~timeskip~~~~~~ Tam nervously fingered the ring in his pocket. Biana happily chatted about... well, something. Tam was too panicked to listen. Which was why Biana had to say his name four times to get his attention.

'Tam!'

'Hmm? Sorry.' Tam replied.

'Are you okay? You look like you may be coming down with something...'

'I'm fine.' Tam assured her. He gulped. 'Biana, I love you so, so much. And I have no idea why someone as perfect as you ended up with me, but hey, I'm not complaining. I love literally everything about you, even your annoying tendency to spend five hours shopping for one dress and then you end up buying like fifty. You are the person I want to be with for the rest of eternity...' he knelt down and took out the ring. Biana gasped. '...so will you marry me, Biana?'

Me: HEY YOU STOLE MY PROPOSAL SPEECH TOO!

Dex: Sorry. "Biana twisted her hair around her fingers. 'Um... I don't know what to say...'

'Yes?' Tam prompted.

'Hmm... I don't think... no! No is the answer I was looking for! I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU TAM!' Laughing, Biana light leaped away, leaving Tam to die alone in a hole."

Dex: There. That's what Tam deserves.

Biana: BOYS! STOP FIGHTING!

Tam, Dex: Sorry ma'am.

Marella: DEAR LORD NOT THIS AGAIN!

Dex, Tam: Sorry ma'am.

Biana: Anyway, my turn! My oneshot is about the obvious OTP... KEEPHIE!

Sophie, Keefe, Me: *Applaud*

Biana: Thank you, thank you. This is about how the waking-up-from-the-coma scene should go in book nine. Probably won't, but... "Sophie stared at Keefe's unconscious form. Weeks and weeks had passed, and still... nothing. He was still asleep. And Sophie was slowly turning back into a zombie. What's worse was, the only person who could get her out of zombie mode last time was the one in a coma. So it seemed like the only way she would ever feel better is if Keefe woke up.

But that was becoming increasingly less likely.

To give herself something to do other than reflect on her miserable life, Sophie stretched her mind out to Keefe so she could check on his dreams. He was dreaming of gold-flecked brown eyes that Sophie recognized as her own. But why would he be dreaming about my eyes? she wondered. Sophie shook that thought away.

Keefe? Sophie transmitted. Can you hear me? she added, knowing for sure it wouldn't work.

Mmm... Foster... Keefe's mind mumbled. Sophie sat up in shock, feeling more alive than she had in weeks.

Keefe?

I'm tired... Keefe thought.

I know you are, Sophie replied. But can you wake up? I need you to wake up.

Mmm... five more minutes. Keefe thought. Sophie assumed this was how every morning started for him. Knowing Keefe, this was possible. He really did not seem like a morning person.

No. Wake up now. Sophie ordered.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. Keefe's mind groaned. Painfully slowly, his eyes started to open. As Sophie's eyes fell upon that beautiful shade of ice blue she feared she would never see again, her heart fluttered." Yes, I know, it was great. Thank you, thank you.

Sophie: Wow, that actually was really good. I loved it.

Marella: Ooh! My turn! I have a Kam fanfiction!

Keefe: Ew, Kam.

Me: WRONG! KAM IS BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS AND PERFECT! KAM IS NOT EW.

Keefe: But BANGS BOY-

Me: Is perfect with you! Kam forever! Go ahead Marella.

Marella: " 'You know, I was thinking,' Keefe said.

'Really? This is a really rare. We should celebrate!' Tam declared in true salty fashion.

'Hahaha, very funny. Anyway, I was thinking that I hate your last name.' Keefe said.

'Keefe, we're already engaged.' Tam informed him.

Keefe, Tam: WHAT!?

Me: YES YOU ARE ENGAGED NOW KISS!

Sophie, Biana: Um?

Me: You two can kiss too.

Sophie, Biana, Keefe, Tam: NO!

Me: I hate you all. Marella, continue.

Marella: " 'I know,' Keefe said. 'But we haven't discussed who's last name we're taking. You know, we both hate our families. So which one should we go with? The obvious solution is neither. We should make one up.'

Sophie: This actually does sound like Keefe.

Marella: I know right? " 'That's a really stupid idea.' Tam replied. 'Do you have any suggestions? Also, on a scale of one to ten, how much am I going to laugh in your face?'

'Zero!' Keefe declared. 'Because this isn't a stupid idea! My suggestion is going to be the best last name ever!'

Tam rolled his eyes. 'Go ahead.'

'We shall become...' Keefe paused for dramatic effect... 'KEEFE AND TAM MCGULON!'

Tam gave Keefe an Are you serious? look. 'McGulon. Seriously?'

'Yes!'

'No.' Tam rolled his eyes again. 'You're such an idiot. Why am I dating such an idiot?'

'You love me.' Keefe laughed.

Tam sighed. 'Unfortunately, I do.'

Me: Beautiful. I loved it. Now, we've already exceeded my general chapter length so we're going to split this into two parts! Part two coming soon... ish...

Wylie: Hahahahaha what a lie.

Me: Shut up Wylie.

Hope you enjoyed! Whoo, longest chapter! Anyway, I have a very special announcement.

You guys know my terrible book eight prediction? Legacy, What is a Legacy? Of course you do. Well, I'm writing a book nine prediction called Swan Song! GO READ IT NOW!

And please review!