Omake 2.0
A/N
Didn't actually think I forgot about the omake chapter did you?
Evans: He almost did.
Shut up!
It was supposed to be Chapter 50 as a checkpoint mark, but I guess I just didn't wanna ruin the momentum.
-Chapter 26-
"Speaking of Darth Maul, have you thanked Ruby yet?" Evans asked.
"What do you mean?"
"You didn't know?" He raised his brow and chuckled as he pointed at the hilts grasped in my hands. "She was the one who gave Rose Nasty a paint job."
She... What?
"She didn't tell me anything..." I muttered.
"Probably afraid you'll get mad if you found out." Evans shrugged.
"Why would I be? It's a good paint job. And by the looks of it, she hasn't modified or tinkered with it, or tried to reload my weapon with other sorts of dust. Being the weapon junkie she is, I should be grateful."
Evans looked away and scratched his neck.
"Evans..." I shot him a warning glare, knowing all too well the signs of guilt he'd show when he was nervous. "Do I dare ask?"
"That... uh... may not be your original weapons."
I sighed and kept my eyes locked on his face. "What did you do this time?"
"She was the one that wanted to make sure you were safe."
"And...?"
"And so she may have uh..."
Flashback
Evans's POV
"Evans!"
"Hm?" Evans glanced back to see a crying Ruby charging towards him. "Hey hey, what's wrong?"
"I..." She sobbed, holding out 2 black hilts as tears trailed down the sides of her face. "I think I broke it! What should I do?"
That's...
"Uh... ok, what'd you do?"
"I tried to give it a better paint job, but I think some of the paint seeped in through the whole process." She sniffled and rubbed her eyes with the back of her sleeve. "What should I do?! Louis is gonna be furious!"
He won't be. Evans wanted to say, but the puppy eyes she'd gave him told him nothing he said was gonna free her of the guilt she felt.
"Here, let me take a look." He said instead as she pried the hilts off her hands.
Hmm... Evans mused as he shook it, and indeed heard some sloshing inside despite the fact that the immense heat from the 2 Star Dust rods withing should've evaporated the paint by now.
"So...?" Ruby shuffled nervously, looking up to the scraggly man, silver eyes full of hope.
"I think there is some chance we could still fix it."
Ruby almost barreled into him.
"Oh thank you thank you thank-"
Beep
"What the-" Evans's eyes widened as he noticed what he just did.
His thumb was on the Overdrive button, and the blades were not even extended yet.
"Oh shit!" Evans shouted and Ruby immediately let go, jogging in place as far as to get her knees as high as where her pelvis was as she panicked as well.
Evans ran to what seemed like an empty room, and threw the thing like it was a hand grenade, before he slammed the door shut.
BOOM
Hisss...
"Whew..." Evans sighed in relief as he dragged his spine down the doors.
"W-What should I do?!" Ruby wailed as she started crying once more. "Now it's not even broken, it's destroyed!" She fell down on both knees. "Louis is gonna kill me!"
"Don't worry, I'll make him a new one." Evans replied as cold sweat beaded down his brow.
Present Day
"And just whose room did you sacrifice?" I deadpanned.
I got my answer not 2 seconds later.
"Glynda, please!" Oobleck begged as the usual cheery and hyper lecturer nearly got an entire cafeteria roof dropped on him. "I didn't do it!"
"Oobleck..." Glynda's purple energy wreathed around her, glowing menacingly as her eyes gleamed with malice.
Her lips contrasted that, twisting up in a manic smile. "All the paperwork I finished for the next semester was in that room." She said in her usual stern demeanor, but the way she floated as debris made a spherical shield around her said she was anything but calm. "So was my tea!"
"B-but Glynda," Oobleck fell as he tripped on seemingly nothing. "I-I didn't-!"
"There's only one man I know who could do massive damage with Fire based Dust like that." Somewhere below her, a student wearing a uniform from Haven coughed awkwardly and strolled away as fast as she could. "That stuff in your thermos is equivalent to Bullhead fuel. Admit it!"
"Never!" Oobleck waved a fist in the air. "I shall admit no such thing! My concoction is mine and mine alon- ARRRRGHHH!"
Shift
"... And that class, is why you should always do your homework. Information of your target before you strike is important, after all." Glynda smiled sweetly.
"Oi..." Cardin of all people whispered in what he hoped was a subtle way. "Is she ok? Miss Goodwitch never smiles."
"Yeah..." Evans replied from beside me. "She's just... in a good mood today."
"Isn't that right Doctor?"
"Leaf water is better huh?" Oobleck mumbled. "Trying to steal my recipe, I'll show you-"
"I said," Glynda clarified. "Isn't that right Doctor?!"
"Y-yes!" Oobleck hopped from beside her to hand the blonde lady some tea with a tray in hand and bowed with stilts.
He was in a maid outfit.
"Hmm..." Glynda tasted the leaf water in her mouth. "Too much water."
"What?! I'll-"
Glynda smacked her crop.
Oobleck whimpered and zipped to the side of the stage where a table was at, and started mixing a new brew.
"Now class, where was I? Oh right..."
-Chapter 27-
"Even worse, what if they've gone to buy some toys?!" Yang almost tore her hair out as she yelled aloud, getting some people to stare at her, a mother even clamping her palms on her kid's ears.
Blake decided it was best to keep quiet.
It's Yang.
It's better to be with than against her.
After a while, Yang finally calmed down.
Or so it seems...
"You thinking what I'm thinking partner?" Yang asked with a malicious smirk.
Blake grinned back. "Stalk em?"
Yang nodded.
Blake's grin grew even wider.
Something shuffled in their feet.
"Is that..." Yang asked.
"A box?" Blake finished.
Later
"We're in public?! WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT?!" Yang asked in a soft scream as Blake let go of her mouth.
"I don't know..." Blake admitted, her mind wandering off as to how far they've gone.
As if on queue, Yang spoke her thoughts aloud.
"Just how far have they gotten?!" Yang ground her teeth as she pounded her fists together, eyes flickering between red and lilac, unsure what to feel about it.
Blake heard something scrape against the floor, causing her feline ears to twitch and for her hand to reach back and grasp Gambol Shroud's hilt.
"Who's there?!" Yang echoed her thoughts, already deploying Ember Celica.
A security guard by the department store shifted his hand to his baton, getting ready to interfere with the 2 Huntresses in training, while everybody else just looked at them like they might be loony.
Blake heard someone's heart rate increase rapidly.
Her eyes trailed down to the source, right on her feet.
A cardboard box.
The same cardboard box from earlier.
"O...kay..." Yang eyed the box suspiciously, before taking one glance at the doorway and grabbing Blake by the arm. "Shit! They just went to the woman's section. Let's go!"
Blake opened her mouth to complain, but before she could she was dragged along.
She glanced behind her shoulder, but the box stayed in it's place.
Later
"Wh-What the..." Yang faltered off. "Blake... are my eyes deceiving me?"
"N-no..." She replied with a gulp. "You're seeing the same thing I did."
"Did they just emerge from that fitting room... together... and full of sweat?"
"Yup..." She answered. Something caught her peripheral.
She knew where to look.
Not a meter away, was the same cardboard box.
"Okay." Yang grit her teeth and cracked her knuckles as the top half of her face was somehow shrouded in shadows, contrasted by the glowing red stars that was her eyes. "That's it!"
Blake's ears flicked when she heard a small whimper.
Louis's POV
Weird.
Evans should be reporting in on Blake and Yang's whereabouts right about... no-
BOOM
"What... was that?" Ruby asked with a craned neck.
"Evans?" I asked through my scroll.
No answer.
"Evans...?" I asked into my scroll. "Evans?! EVANS?! EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"
A/N
Inspired by a comic strip I saw in a RWBY FB group.
-Chapter 40-
"I-it can't be..." Blake muttered shakily, her eyes widening as her feet remained glued to the ground, trembling in fear. "Adam?"
"Hello my love." Adam sneered as he cleared his blade of any blood by giving it a swift flick to his right, ignoring the gurgling fountain that's making a bloody mess on the cafeteria's floor. "It's been far too long."
"You... know this guy?" Yang asked with a raised brow.
"H-he's-" Blake's lips quivered.
"I think I heard that name before," Weiss muttered as she attempted to recall the memory, before her eyes snapped open. "Wait..." Weiss's eyes widened in realization as she faced the cat faunus. "THAT's your ex?!" She pointed.
Blake's feline ears flattened against her head as she kept her gaze on the floor.
"Blake!"
Everybody spun to see the cheery monkey faunus with his staff out, ready to give aid to them should they need it.
"What's going on?" He asked.
"Sun?! What are you doing here?! It's not safe. Get bac-"
A crimson wave cut through whatever she was going to say as they rolled to safety.
"Yet another faunus who takes pride in becoming allies with humans." Adam spat. "Out of my way, I'll make this quick."
"Sun, please get out of here!" Blake said with wide eyes. "He's not an opponent you can-"
"Don't worry. You told me about him beforehand." He said with a sad smile. "Go. I've got this."
With confidence he seemingly pulled out of nowhere, he strode in front and dropped his staff, trying to size Adam up.
"SUN!"
Adam wasn't having any of it, using an iaido stance to cut the monkey faunus down.
"Sun!" Ruby yelled. "Get back!"
The swordsman's hair glowed bright red, causing the rest of his body to be enshrouded in shadows. The length of his blade seemingly cackled as a weaponless Sun dug something in his pocket.
"Take..." Sun screamed. "This!"
In his hands, was a picture of Blake...
Topless bar the black brassiere bra she wore.
"GAH!" Adam looked like he had just been punched across the face, breaking his sembelance in an instant.
"W-wh-whaa-" Blake's cheeks reddened as she realized what Sun was holding. "Give me that!" She yelled as Sun just held it out of her reach.
"Not bad..." Adam tossed Wilt and Blush away with a clatter as he recovered, but that did nothing for his bleeding nose. "But you underestimate my power! Take this!"
Adam pulled out a picture of Blake in an oversized white see-through shirt, revealing the lacy bra she wore underneath, while she slightly spread her bottom half, wearing nothing but a string to cover her privates.
"ARGH!" Sun looked like he'd just been smacked with a sledgehammer as he staggered backwards. When he managed to stand upright once more, his nose... was also bleeding.
"Whyyyyy?!" Blake asked as she crumpled on both knees and stared at the ceiling.
"Eat this!" Sun yelled as he and Adam exchanged pictures back and forth, and in the next pictures an article of clothing would go missing, and Blake appeared in lewder and lewder poses.
And with it, buckets of blood from their noses.
"Hah!"
"Yah!"
"Fwah!"
"Bah! AH!"
"ARHH!"
"YAAAH!"
"WHHHYYYY?!" Blake wailed.
A loud clank stopped the two faunus's in their bouts, causing them to pause in their 'bloodied battle' and slowly turned to face the intruder.
The dark armour's shoulders rose and fell as it dragged a monstrosity of a weapon behind it. It's breaths were coming out in harsh pants, chestplate heaving up and down, as if exhausted.
"Oh thank Dust." Blake's eyes lit up as she crawled to the armour's feet. "Please, help us!"
The armour craned it's neck.
"Stay out of this." Adam snarled as he wiped what he could with the sleeves of his black blazer, causing it to stain red.
"We were just getting started. Don't interfere." Sun agreed as he dug his pockets for more.
The armour went from complete and utter silence, to chuckling maniacally, and eventually roaring with laughter.
"What's so funny?!" Adam challenged.
The armour tapped it's breastplate.
It hissed open with an eerie crimson glow.
"No..." Sun muttered as his eyes widened.
"Impossible..." Adam echoed.
Blake looked up, gaping and horrified.
"It's..." Sun shielded his eyes. "The forbidden one!"
A full picture frame resided within, Blake bending down with her ass facing the front, wearing revealing dark lingerie that left little to imagine. One hand was curled up into a paw, while the other teased the strings on her pelvis to it's maximum elastic potential, threatening to snap it open. The face she showed wasn't cocky, teasing or confident like the rest of their pictures, but nervous, almost shy and almost pleading.
"Images you can hear!" Sun grasped both his hands on his hair, threatening to pull his golden locks out.
N-Nyaaaa~?
"NOOOOOO!" Adam's mask shattered as both he and Sun were blown back out of the building.
"Well..." Yang blinked owlishly, eyeing the armour as it laughed victoriously with both hands on it's hips, the shattered windows which both of Blake's exes went out from, and then finally to the cat faunus herself, curled up into a ball and muttering that she wanted to go back home to Menagerie. "That was a thing."
-Chapter 50-
The way Blake's regretful eyes glanced towards the ground says it all.
"He... never told us about it." She managed to croak out.
"Hm?"
"His inner demons." Blake fleshed out as she glanced towards the man in question. "His problems."
The doors slammed open, causing the cat faunus to yelp and almost jump.
"Evans don't!" Kevin yelled.
"Don't what?" Evans raised a brow through Amber's body.
"Don't tell her about the plan or Louis's backstory!"
"Why...?"
"It's too terrible." Kevin posed dramatically and charismatically as he faced away. "It alone will jack up the age rating of this fic even further."
"We're on M for Mature Kevin." Amber deadpanned. "We can't go any further."
"What if the next few chapters gets delayed?" Kevin asked instead. "This epilogue has been going for some time now. You don't want this to be 'An Oddity Throughout RWBY' Forever do you?!"
"Fine I'll make this short and quick."
"Thank god."
"In point form!"
"Wait!" Kevin held out a hand.
"What now?!" Amber groaned and threw both hands up in the air.
"If you do that we'll just lose more followers!"
"Urgh... fine, I guess we just have to show it in bits and pieces of flashbacks." Amber grumbled under her breath. "Rewind a few minutes so that we could do this properly in the main storyline."
-Chapter 51/ 52 ish-
Flashback
"So," Pietro Polendina said as he soldered a circuit together. "Your Semblance is to possess something."
"That is correct." Evans replied as he wiped the sweat from his brow. "I think it transfers my 'Aura' into someone, and I think this would be valuable for your research."
"Well how about you try it now?"
...
"Eh?" Evans blinked owlishly. "What'cha mean?"
"Possess Penny." Pietro nodded to his daughter, who was kicking her legs freely on the ledge of a table. "She is a being that has an Aura, so it couldn't hurt. Plus, this will help immensely with my research about Aura. Not everybody has Aura based Semblances like you do young man."
"O...kay," Evans raised a brow from the sudden suggestion, but made no move to comment. "I'll try."
Later...
Louis's POV
"Yo, Evans, how's the-" I froze as I looked around the room. Nobody was there. "Evans?! Doctor P?! Penny?!"
"Hi ho... the merry o..."
"Pen...ny?!" I rushed up to her side. She was covered head to toe in blood. "What happened?! Are you okay?!"
"I am perfectly fine, friend Louis..." Penny muttered, tone flat. "In fact, I've never felt better in my entire life."
Something's off.
"Penny, tell me what's wrong?" I asked as I shook her. "Where is your dad?! Where's Evans?!"
"Don't you get it Friend Louis?" She asked as she met my eyes.
Her iris was blood red, her neck cracked as it craned to the left. "I've had strings... but now I'm free." I felt cables attach to the back of my neck as they tried to strangle me.
"Gurk... Penny... what are you..."
As my vision blurred, I caught sight of Evans and Professor Pietro walking from behind the equipment, all with red eyes as they jittered stiffly like zombies to my side with a plastic smile and held me down. "There are... no strings... On me."
-Chapter 51/ 52 ish Alt-
"So, if that's how you discovered your semblance," Nora said as she shot up to her feet. "How did Evans discover his?!"
"Well... It's quite simple actually." Amber answered. "When we were camping I fell asleep and had an out of body experience."
"Yeah but how did you know it was your semblance and not some kind of dream?"
"We," I chortled as Amber shot me a warning glare. "Confirmed it with Penny."
I looked towards the cheerful android giving us a nod.
Flashback
"So," Pietro Polendina said as he soldered a circuit together. "Your Semblance is to possess something."
"That is correct." Evans replied as he wiped the sweat from his brow. "I think it transfers my 'Aura' into someone, and I think this would be valuable for your research."
"Well how about you try it now?"
...
"Eh?" Evans blinked owlishly. "What'cha mean?"
"Possess Penny." Pietro nodded to his daughter, who was kicking her legs freely on the ledge of a table. "She is a being that has an Aura, so it couldn't hurt. Plus, this will help immensely with my research about Aura. Not everybody has Aura based Semblances like you do young man."
"O...kay," Evans raised a brow from the sudden suggestion, but made no move to comment. "I'll try."
Later...
"Salutations Friend Louis!"
"Hey Penny." I said with a tired smile. Professor Port had been ruthless in his storytelling. "How's it going?"
"Delightful!" The ginger android replied. "I am having a wonderful time with Evans inside of me."
...
...
...
"Evans?" I called out as I looked at the green eyed girl.
"Yes. Father had suggested that he tried his Sembelance on me and now he is stuck and saying that my circuits are like a labyrinth that he is unable to escape from. I am learning so much of your lifestyle on Earth. Do not worry, Friend Evans! Your data will reside in me for all eternity. I even have your records on how many times you masturbate a day!"
I almost choked.
"Penny," I called out after I regained my composure. "You have everything Evans did in his life?"
"Yes!"
"His size?"
"About the length of an average pen."
More than average. Not bad.
"Porn categories that he jacks off to?"
"It includes but is not limited to, BDSM, Ebony, Cospl- Friend Evans said to delete those memories. Should I comply?"
"No!"
"...Friend Evans said yes."
"Okay, fine. But make a spare copy and upload it to my scroll."
"It is done." Penny pointed at my scroll that pinged.
"Thanks Penny." I grinned maniacally. "Give Evans my thanks as well."
"No probem Friend Lou- Evans gives you his thanks by saying that he will mutilate your body and castrate your corpse."
"I'll be sure to keep that in mind." I chuckled and waved back.
Present Day
"Yeah... so that's how." I chuckled nervously as I made sure to give them the immensely edited version as Amber's eyes flared ablaze.
A/N
Now, for Reviewer Omakes.
Guest from Chapter 49
-Chapter 48-
"How are you planning to handle the dragon now?!" Kevin shrieked. "It's too much for us to handle!"
"Do not worry friend Kevin!" Penny said cheerfully. "I shall deploy the assault known as 'cannonball'!"
"Wait, Penny NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ruby held out her hand as Penny nosedived from the plane and into the Dragon Grimm, making a large explosion that took out it's tail.
It writhed out in pain as the Grimm rushed behind it to restore it's lost limb.
"Penny..." Ruby sobbed. "I will avenge you... Your sacrifice will not be in va-"
"Salutations Friend Ruby!"
"... ain...?" Ruby glanced over her shoulder, where Penny was alive and healthy. "How?!"
"You did not think father only made one unit of me, did you?" Penny giggled carefreely. "We managed this only because of Friend Evans! He introduced us to a memory bank called a 'Drive' and 'Cloud'. Now, I could be replicated and still have my memories intact! Geranimooooooooooo!"
BOOM
DankAnon from Chapter 51
-Chapter 50-
"Come back... you got that?" Yang whispered in her ear, getting the small reaper to return it with a slight nod.
Ruby crawled weakly into the chamber, eyes darting around in equal parts awe and fear as the glass hatch clicked and locked itself shut.
"Okay..." Kevin muttered under his breath. "Here goes nothing..."
The tubes lit up with an eerie burgundy glow.
Sparks flew.
Electricity crackled to life as voltage arced across the two tubes, charging them up.
Then, Ruby blacked out.
Shift
"Grrrrh... where am I?" I asked as I shielded my eyes from the blinding light. "Why do I feel like I've shrunk?"
Wait...
Is that my voice...?
Why is it so squeaky and high pitched...?
"Ruby?"
"Yang...?"
"Ruby, you're okay!" Yang cried as she hugged me.
"Wait, I'm not Ru-"
My eyes popped open as I stared down.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGFH!"
Meanwhile...
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Okay, don't panic." Amber said as she held out both hands to try and calm Louis down. "It's okay. Everything is going to be okay-"
"What do you mean okay?! I'm in a body of a guy I'm in love with!"
"Isn't that a good thing?" Amber asked. "I'm gonna fix this. It's okay."
"No it's NOT!" Louis put both hands to his face and sobbed. "I can't face my team like this! What am I supposed to do?!"
"You could pretend to be Louis an-"
"EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!"
"Oh... great." Amber ran a palm down her face as the doors slammed open.
Louis's POV
"What the fuck is this?!" I gestured towards my petite body. "I did not ask to be Kimi no nawa'd!"
"Hey, look, let's just calm down and-"
"Ruby! Why did you run off?! And did my innocent little sister just cursed?!" Yang barged into the room soon after. "Louis?! You're awake?"
"Yang, it's me!" Louis said cheerfully. "Don't you recognize me?!"
"Louis, duh. Who else could you be." Louis staggered back. "Look, it's awesome that you're awake and all, but can you please put some clothes on?"
I looked at my own body.
Apparently, so did Ruby.
I saw my own face constantly grow redder and redder, and as the towel finally fell from the frantic gestures Ruby had been making, I saw my body faint in slow motion.
Welp...
If I'm in Ruby's body, I might as well do this right.
Taking a deep breath, I pointed at my own pelvis.
"Now that's a katana!"
A/N
Well, that's all the time I have for today xD. Some reviewers do actually come up with decent ideas for Omakes, and if it's great, I'll make them like so.
Next Arc is still in development. See y'all then.
Also, just to bring some things into light, since some people chose to address me about it.
This is still a pure RWBY fic, it isn't started labeled a 'RWBY' fic only to be revealed as a crossover later on.
I didn't awaken some kind of 'Kyubi' from Naruto because a seal is broken due to dust being injected into me, or some 'Quirk', 'Persona', 'Stand' or whatever you want to call it, from another anime, and I only took the design of Gut's 'Beast of Darkness' because I wanted to portray the 'Big Bad Wolf', and even then, I never really read or watched Berserk but clips and pieces so I don't think I could copy the personality a full hundred percent.
Reviewer Sessions
Paradox0.5White: Keeping that in mind. Thanks for reading as always.
Guest: I'm pretty sure they tried 'everything' in the 'Salem is immortal' explaination in Volume 6. Not sure suicide bombing via fire dust is a risk they want to take though.
DankAnon: Thank you for reading and reviewing fast enough to keep the motivation train running. I always love longer reviews for it always makes me look back on it. Don't make it seem like it's the last of Evans. It won't be. Huh, reminds me of a comic strip I saw about what hell would be like. A monitor showing the owner's dog waiting for him to return.