Written June 9 2019
Posted on Wattpad June 9 2019
Posted here February 3 2020
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I initially quit last chapter, but after a few years I started writing again and chose to continue this...
So the next few chappys may be a little rough as I got a hand on writing again...

"It is a fair comparison, you're both my students" Reborn paused, smirking. "On second thought... Maybe I'll shoot him one more time" The hitman smirked at the suspicious glance Tsuna gave him.

'It's not my fault that Shamal isn't around, I called him days ago and he already confirmed that he was in Namimori'

The honey eyed brunette rolled his eyes at Reborn's eagerness to maim his brother. "Just don't push Ieyoshi-sama too far please" Tsuna sighed.

"Don't worry lazy-Tsuna, I promise that I'm only going to use one more shot for now" He smirked, Leon changing into a gun at his words. Without another word, he shot the retreating idiot with a dying will bullet.

"REBORN! I WILL ELIMINATE THE MONSTER!" Ie roared as his clothes ripped, revealing his neon pink and navy blue polka dotted boxers. Both hitman and Tsuna snorted.

'Why does the idiot not have any normal underwear? Kittens, hearts, and neon...'

The hitman had expected the reaction, having not rerouted the semi-naked teen's attention beforehand. As Ieyoshi came running towards them, he swiftly took him down with a well placed kick in the head, sending the crazed teen flying into a tree.

"Seriously?" Tsuna shook his head in exasperation, a tiny smile playing on his lips.

"I wanted to shoot him with the tenth dying will bullet, it's a nice number" Reborn tilted his fedora down to hide his smirk.

'I'm obligated to call Shamal, but he hasn't come from the previous calls. It wouldn't technically be my fault'

Honey flashed orange, narrowing at the hitman. "Please call that doctor again" The teen's voice was void of emotion.

"You know about the skull disease?" The brunette nodded in confirmation.

'I hadn't expected lazy-Tsuna to know about that specific aspect of the bullets'

The honey eyed boy carefully held Nezumi to his chest before hopping down and jogging over towards his unconscious brother.

What do you mean that I'm going to die?!" Ie screeched.

'I have things I need to do before I die!'

"Well that's too bad Baka-Ie, the special doctor I called is busy" Reborn smirked, for once Shamal's habit of chasing girls was beneficial.

"What the hell?! That's not fair! Why couldn't you have shot Dame-Tsuna instead?!" Ie whined, brown eyes glaring hateful daggers at the honey eyed boy.

'I'm the Vongola heir! He shouldn't have infected me with a weird disease!'

"It's your fault!" Ie snarled, lunging at Tsuna. Reborn swiftly swatted him away, perching on Tsuna's fluffy head. It was the ideal place to be in order to protect Tsuna.

Ie growled as he sat up from being knocked down, wiping blood from his chin, teeth bared. "I know what you're doing, you're planning to kill me and have the monster rule Vongola instead" He hissed.

'It's only natural that monsters draw each other in'

"Baka-Ie, Tsuna would never let me kill you. You need to learn how to respect your family" He shot off a warning bullet, allowing it to skim Ie's cheek, drawing a line of blood.

"How many times do I have to repeat myself you psychotic baby! That THING is not my family! He's not even hu—Ack!" His rant was cut off by a swift kick to the head, Ie instantly crumpled to the ground.

"I am scared of Tsuna"

'Tsuna would never truly harm him, why is he scared?'

"Wha?!" Ie glanced around, trying to pinpoint the source of the voice, only to see a skull tattooed onto his wrist.

"It seems as if your time is running out, more skulls will cover your body, revealing your most embarrassing secrets" Reborn smirked.

Honey eyed narrowed in concern as Tsuna poked Leon, prompting the chameleon to turn into a phone. Reborn took the hint and called Shamal.

"Hello~ This is—"

"Where the hell have you been?" The hitman growler into the phone, he'd initially called Shamal to check on Tsuna and that check up was days overdue.

"Oh Reborn... I was—" Shamal grimaced.

"I don't care get here now, the Vongola Decimo candidate is dying"

"But I don't like men, maybe if they were a wom—"

Tsuna swiftly snatched the phone from the hitman. "Get here now, or I'll find you, and rip you to shreds" The honey eyed teen hissed, venom lacing his voice as a deep killing aura surrounded him. "If Ieyoshi-Sama dies, they'll never find you body" Tsuna snarled, putting Reborn onto the ground before taking off, he was on the hunt. He wouldn't miss his target.

"Holy shit... who was that?!" Shamal squeaked, he'd felt a surge of killing intent directed towards him.

The hitman smirked. "The dying candidate's brother, you better hurry" He paused dramatically. "He's most likely already hunting you down" With that he hung up. He glanced back towards Ie to see that the teen had lost all colour in his face, Ie had wet his pants.

'I guess he truly is afraid of Lazy-Tsuna'

"Oi Baka-Ie, we need to get you back to your house, Shamal will refuse to treat you if you're wearing soiled underwear" Reborn's words shook Ie out of his shock.

Ie glanced down at himself, his face beat red before snarling at the infant as he began to stalk his way home.

"I will bite you to death for public indecency" The skylark dropped down from his nearby perch, having witnessed the whole pathetic display.

'How herbivorous, to void his bladder when faced with the baby carnivore's true nature'

"It's not my fault! I'm trying to get home!" Ie screamed as he tried to make a run for it. Hibari pounced, tonfas bared.

"I sometimes sneak into Tsuna's room when he's not home and snuggle in his blankets"

Steel eyes narrowed further at the skull's revelation. "For invasion of the baby carnivore's privacy, you will be bitten extra hard" The skylark's voice calm as he began his onslaught.

Reborn smirked darkly as he proceeded to Tsuna's house, relishing his idiotic student's screams in the distance.