Happy New Year/Decade!

Here's the first chapter of the year. A parody of the episode: Squidtastic Voyage. Requested by Bloodbottler giant.

Today we study the gentle rhythm of the neighborhood.

We hear loud music coming from the Loud house.

Gentle rhythm!...Oh never mind.

Inside, Lincoln and Leni are playing a dancing game on Lincoln's video game console. Lincoln does the moonwalk.

"Uh-huh. Uh-huh."

He and Leni bump butts together.

"Noodle wave." Lincoln makes a wave with his arms going right to left and left to right. "Tropical breeze."

He sways from side to side.

Leni twirls around with her right hand on the floor, going clockwise. She then starts spinning on her butt with her arms holding her legs. "Hurricane!"

"Reverse hurricane!" Lincoln takes his arms and twirls himself on his head. He spins really quickly. Leni hits him while they're both doing their whirlpools and they go flying out of control. They start bouncing off the walls. Luna is shown in her room playing the flute for her music class, but can't focus because of how loud the music is downstairs. Annoyed, Luna goes downstairs to get her sibling's attention.

"Guys! Do you mind keeping it down?"

Lincoln and Leni are still spinning.

"This'll get their attention." Luna starts playing the flute. But Lincoln accidentally crashes into her. He groans and gets back up. He notices Luna.

"Linc-" A note from her flute plays. Luna starts choking. The flute is lodged inside her throat.

Lincoln gasps. "Luna, you've swallowed your flute. I'll get it out."

Lincoln takes a look in her mouth.

"Bro, don't!" A note plays from inside Luna. She struggles to back away from Lincoln.

"Hold still." Lincoln sticks his hand in her mouth. Outside, a boy and his mother hear noises. The boy looks shocked and the mother covers his ears as they walk away. Lincoln manages to get the flute out of Luna's mouth.

"Got it! Hey, the pointy thing at the end is missing."

Luna takes her flute back. "It's called a reeee!" When she says the last part, a note from inside her plays.

"What's a reeee?"

"Great." A high note plays. "My reed-" A note plays. "-is still-" A note plays. "-stuck in my-" A note plays. "-throat." A note plays. "And it's your fault."

More notes continue to play from inside Luna's mouth.

"There's only one thing to do." Lincoln said. "We've gotta go see Lisa."

We cut to the next scene where we see an X-ray of Luna's throat with the reed inside. Lisa looks at the X-ray in her room with Lincoln looking as well. "Hmm. Just as I thought. You have that pointy bit from the end of your flute stuck in your throat. That was clumsy of you."

Lisa removes the X-ray.

"I didn't do it." Luna said. "It was Lincoln who-"

A note plays.

"Well, there's no solution for this predicament now except surgery."

"Surgery?" Lincoln repeated.

"Precisely. Now follow me to the backyard."

In the backyard, the three siblings walk up on a ramp that leads to a submarine that is on a platform with a laser above it. The platform is connected to another area that has a satellite dish on it.

"Now is my chance to try out my newest invention." The young genius stated. "The solution to your problem."

"A submarine?" Luna questioned. A note plays.

"That's right, Luna. Let me show you."

They head into a laboratory that has a large computer. On the screen, it shows Luna's general shape on it. The shape is on its side. Luna's brain, lungs, heart and stomach are shown.

"This whole lab is called the Chamber of Shrinkage." Lisa explained the images on the screen. "I'll shrink the sub and myself down to microscopic size. Then I'll navigate through your brain, down to your throat, then extract the reed from inside. Simple."

"Why don't you just shrink the reed?" Luna asked.

Lisa laughs. "Oh Luna, always wanting to do things the hard way."

Luna is in a white patients gown, sitting on a chair.

"We're all set, Luna." Lisa confirmed. "Are you ready for the sedative?"

"Are you sure this is safe?"

"Completely. As long as someone competent, like me, is behind the wheel. Hey, is that Mick Swagger?"

"Huh? Where?" Luna turned around. Lisa uses a knockout laser to knock Luna out.

"Sweet dreams, third eldest sibling. Oops, I forgot to pack nourishment for the voyage." Lisa turns to her older brother. "I'll need to get some supplies from the house and I need you to guard the ship while I'm gone. Do you think you can handle it Lincoln?"

"You can count on me, Lisa." He gave her a salute.

Lincoln was guarding the sub. Leni came over.

"Hey Linky."

"Hey Leni."

"Whatcha doing?"

"Guarding Lisa's submarine."

"Wow. I've never been in a submarine before. I didn't even know what that was. Let's look inside."

"Can't. I'm guarding it."

"Oh man! Can you guard it from the inside?"

Lincoln stops. "You're right! Leni, you're a genius."

Lincoln takes out a remote and presses the red open button. The door to the submarine opens.

"Ooh!" They both salute.

"Lincoln and Leni reporting for guard duty." Lincoln said. They laugh and go inside. They start fooling around with the buttons and controls. Leni sees a Shrink button.

"Shrink." She reads. "Well, I've wanted to get short hair."

She presses the button and a warning light starts.

"Pretty." Leni said.

"Leni, what did you do?" Lincoln said frantically.

The submarine shrinks down, squishing the two siblings against the windshield. Lisa enters the room with a bag of snacks.

"I'm back, Lincoln." She drops the bag when she sees what has happened. "Uh oh."

Lincoln shrinks. Leni laughs and grabs him. "You're so tiny!"

She shrinks as well and is smaller than Lincoln. "Ahh! A giant Lincoln!"

The two shrink until they appear to look like dots. The submarine shrinks completely. A robot hand grabs the submarine. Lisa leans in and glared at her two older siblings.

"Leni! Lincoln!"

Leni screamed. "Lisa's grown to gigantic size!"

"I don't think Lisa grew, Leni. I think we shrunk."

"That's silly." Leni said stupidly. "Don't you think it's more likely that the entire world grew?"

The robot hand inserts the submarine into Luna's nose. Lisa walks up to her.

"Greetings Luna."

Luna wakes up.

"Well, the submarine is safely inside you." Lisa informed.

"Great." Luna said calmly. Then she got worried. "Wait! If you're out here then who's in here?" Luna pointed to her head.

"Well, why don't you take a look for yourself?" Lisa pulled down a monitor and it shows the submarine. We see a close up of the ditzy blonde and the white haired boy.

"Lincoln and Leni are piloting the submarine in my head?" Luna said surprised. "Lincoln and Leni. Lincoln and..."

She laughs nervously and Lisa laughs nervously. Then Luna starts screaming and freaking out.

"They don't know how to drive dude! What if they give me brain damage?! Or worse?!"

Lisa tried to calm her down. "You better calm down, Luna. With our two siblings inside you, I wouldn't be moving around too much. You could knock them into something important."

Luna calms down. But is still worried. In her body, Lincoln and Leni are traveling in Luna's nose.

"Where are we Leni?" Lincoln asked.

"I don't know." Leni said. "But it looks like we're under Lana's bed."

Then Lisa's voice is heard over the speaker. "Lincoln, Leni, can you hear me?"

"It's Lisa." Lincoln said.

"She's in there?" Leni takes out an axe. "I'll save you Lisa!"

She chops away at the control panel.

"Stop it, you miniaturized moron!" Lisa scolded. The engine sputters and dies.

"Lisa, where are you?" Lincoln asked. "Where are we?"

"You're trespassing, Lincoln." Lisa said and she's shown talking into a speaker. "In my lab, in my submarine, and inside of Luna."

"I thought we were inside Lana." Leni said.

"Let's get you out of there Lincoln." Lisa instructed. "All you have to do is locate the autopilot. It'll cautiously take you through your mission and then out the extraction and point."

Lisa points to Luna's butt on the computer screen. A red light blinks there. The submarine controls explode.

"Uh, we broke it." Lincoln said with concern. Leni chops at it again with the axe.

"Stop it!" Lisa said angrily. "What are you trying to do? Kill her?"

When Luna heard that, she grew more nervous.

Lisa continued speaking over the speaker. "This is approximately 17 times harder to drive than a car, which you have never done." She chuckles nervously. "So, uh, just take it nice and easy."

"No problemo." Lincoln said calmly. "Nice and EASY!"

Lincoln yelled out the last part and stepped on the pedal, so hard that it broke. The submarine sped off as fast as it could. Lincoln and Leni scream as they head for Luna's brain, hitting her nasal cavity. We go back to Lisa and Luna.

"So how's it going?" Luna asked. The sound of the vehicle crashing is heard. Lincoln reverses the submarine, but it's stuck to Luna's brain. He successfully does so and the submarine flies backwards. They hit the side of Luna's interior cranium and then hit Luna's brain. This repeats for a while. Luna's eyes go out of control.

"I can't control my eyeballs!"

"Don't worry, it's temporary." Lisa held out a waiver. "Now just sign this."

Luna signs it. "Okay, now what is this?"

"Oh, just your autograph for when you're, uh...famous."

"Oh, of course dude." Luna takes out pictures of her wearing clothes that are similar to Mick Swagger's clothes, and holding her guitar. "I've got photos, you know."

Suddenly her hand goes out of control and she drops the pictures. "What the-"

She punches herself in the face. Then she chokes herself.

"Luna!" Lisa said surprised. Luna unintentionally hits Lisa. Her hand starts freaking out.

"What's happening?"

Luna's brain is shown. The sub hits her brain stem repeatedly. Lincoln and Leni are shown fighting over the controls.

"Give me that!" Lincoln said.

"No, give it back!" Leni said. They keep yelling at each other.

Lisa looks at her computer screen. "They're hitting your central nervous system!"

Luna punches herself. "Ow. Ya think?"

"You're not in control of your actions." Lisa stated. Then Luna kicks her in the butt. "Hey!"

"Sorry. It's not my fault." Luna said. "I'm not in control of my actions."

Lisa glared at her.

The submarine hits the brain stem, causing the submarine to bounce off it. Lincoln and Leni are shown, screaming. We see Luna spinning the her chair.

"They've gone off course!" Lisa stated.

Luna is flown off course. She is shown spazzing out as the submarine enters her stomach.

"Oh dear! You're out of control!"

The sub lands in the stomach acid.

"Ew, where are we now?" Lincoln wondered. Outside, Luna's stomach rumbles.

Inside, the submarine is getting dissolved in the green acid. Other food can be seen getting dissolved. Leni is screaming and running around.

"Mayday! Mayday! We're sinking!" Lincoln yelled. "And Leni won't stop freaking out!"

"The stomach acid levels are way too high!" Lisa stated, looking at the screen. "And I see that someone ate the last slice of father's pizza."

"The reserve tanks are almost empty." Lincoln mentioned. Lincoln hears Leni grunt. He turns around. "Leni!"

He sees Leni using the axe to chop at the tanks.

"Finished!" She said.

"Lincoln, you and Leni must get out of there!" Lisa ordered. "It's a straight shot up to the esophagus where the reed is!"

A note plays.

"You can complete your mission if we can just access an alternative fuel. Like natural gas."

Leni is seen drinking soda.

"Natural gas?" Lincoln said.

"Like this!" Leni burps.

"Dude, stop burping inside me!" Luna said annoyed. "It feels weird!"

"Wait a minute, Luna." Lisa said. "She might be onto something."

"What?"

"If you can make a big enough burp-"

"We can filter the CO2 through our ballast tanks, refire the engines, and ride the shock wave out of here!" Leni concludes.

"Wow." Lincoln said, surprised that Leni was being intelligent.

"She's right." Lisa said, also surprised.

"What?" Luna said, also surprised.

"We're going with your plan Leni."

"Yay!" Lincoln cheered.

Leni had a smug face but then looked confused. "What plan?"

Luna drinks a bottle of soda and puts it down with several other bottles.

"Now eructate, Luna!" Lisa ordered.

"Huh?"

"Burp! Lives are on the line!"

Luna tried to burp. Inside, the submarine is still digesting.

"I never thought it would end this way." Lincoln said worried. Then Luna burps loudly. A bubble forms under the submarine and then engulfs it. The reserve gas levels rise to maximum.

"It's working!" Lincoln said. The sub starts up and pops through the bubble and out of the stomach.

"Hooray!" Leni and Lincoln cheered.

"They're headed for the esophagus." Lisa stated. She sniffs the air and looks back at Luna. "Phew, what have you been eating?"

"Oh, shut up." Luna said.

The submarine crashes into Luna's throat where the reed is.

"Lincoln to Lisa, we've reached the foreign obstruction."

He goes out wearing swim trunks, floaties, goggles, and flippers.

"Okay, you're going to have to go out and dislodge it somehow." Lisa instructed.

"I'm already on it." Lincoln takes out a hammer and hits the reed with it, repeatedly.

Two hours later

"This stupid hammer won't break anything." He throws the hammer against the reed. The hammer bounces back and pops Lincoln's floaties, making him bounce around. Leni opens the hatch, wearing goggles.

"Lincoln, do what you were born to do! Dance!"

"You're right, Leni. Hurricane Spin!" He cuts the reed like a buzzsaw with the spin, causing Luna to cough it up.

"Good work guys." Lisa said. "Mission accomplished. Now all you have to do is-"

"Get out of my body!" Luna yelled as she pushed Lisa out of the way. "Go!"

Leni misheard that. "Grow?"

She presses the Grow button. The alarm starts up.

"NOOOO!" Lisa, Luna, and Lincoln yell in unison.

We cut to the inside of the Loud house. Lynn Sr. heads out of the house.

"Hey Dad." Luna said.

"Oh, hey Lun-" He becomes shocked when he sees his daughter. "Holy Halibut! What happened to you?!"

We zoom out to see the rocker with a submarine shaped body.

"Dad, we can explain!" Lincoln said from inside of Luna.

A toilet flush is heard. Luna gets annoyed.

"Luna, the toilet's backed up again." Leni said. Luna growled in anger.