" He's my Babypop! Screw you hoes i'm a big shot! I'm so dreamy and you're not! He's my Babypop!"
Unable to help the low chuckle that escapes from his lips that soon turns into full blown laughter at watching his wife in action screaming out at the top of her lungs on a karaoke stage not even bothering to read the correct words that are being displayed across the screen and instead favoring to let every single other female in the area know what's on her mind earning her some rather nasty looks blinking his eyes rapidly in an last ditch effort to stay awake reaching across the table to grab his glass in a swift move Danny downs the glass's contents causing his face to scrunch up a bit causing loud snickers to be heard coming from his side.
No matter how many times he does it. No matter what type of flavor he is supposed to taste goes down his throat only one thing remains the same. Alcohol is evil. Maybe not as evil as some goodie two shoes would say but damn it wouldn't it kill them to make one that wasn't so….bitter? Yes bitter! If there is such a thing he could only wish one day he would find it along with many other things. It would save him a lot of trouble along with those snickers. Those damn snickers coming from two of his closest friends that just love to tease him whenever he has a drink. It's not his fault his face turns green whenever it enters his bloodstream!
But no matter their day would come. Oh it would come and he will be there waiting with his phone in hand. Some may call it extreme. Some may call it petty but he isn't like the rest. No the blue haired ghost on the stage has made sure of that. No he liked to call it payback. For now though he will simply ignore them and enjoy the show being presented to him. A show that comes down off the stage and literally falls into his lap with microphone still in hand and a wide grin across her face. A look that he returns in full until before he knows it her lips crash into his own and a loud thump of the microphone hitting the ground echoes through the room.
Grinning like a chester cat taking a small sip from her glass just watching her two best friends getting heated with their hands starting to wander into parts unknown glancing up towards her boyfriend finding his eyes glazed over looking across the room following his eyes instantly Kitty's eyes go as wide as saucers before she jerks her head back so fast that a small snap is heard to narrow her eyes dangerously at him while her hand comes down to slap him hard in the chest.
" Johnny!?"
Breaking off the kiss feeling quite please with herself from seeing the goofy grin that is across her newly wed's face glancing over her shoulder seeing the death glare across her best friend's face that tells of the impending doom not even bothering to come to the grease monkey's defense deciding instead to let bygones be bygones without taking her eyes away Ember reaches out blindly for her own glass and brings it up to her lips as amusement enters her eyes from seeing the fearful look coming across Johnny's face from being caught.
" What? I'm just comparing that's all!"
Wincing a little bit that doesn't go unnoticed seeing Ember glancing down towards him with a knowing smile letting out a nervous chuckle reaching out Danny grabs his empty glass and brings it up to his lips pretending to drink that just makes her shake her head in amusement.
" Comparing?"
Unable to help herself from wincing by the cold tone in her voice putting her glass back down on the table wrapping her arms around the back of Danny's neck leaning further into his chest with a hint of fear Ember watches Kitty scoot off from Johnny's lap and stand up towering over him making him look so small as he tries to shrink further and further into his seat from her withering gaze.
" Are you comparing me to a skank?"
Sweating like bullets glancing furiously back and forth towards the young couple sitting across from him that stare silently at him with a clear message in their eyes saying he's on his own gulping his throat nervously reaching up scratching the back of his neck letting out a nervous smile doing something that makes the couple cringe Johnny shrugs his shoulders. A motion that he instantly regrets as a cold chill is felt in the air. Such a chill that sweeps across the room. Makes other couples stationed at other tables shake and scrunch closer together. Makes smiles across giggling women to drop slightly. Heck it even makes the newly weds scoot the chair they are sharing back across the floorboard in an attempt to put distance between them and the tornado that is about to head on through.
Feeling petrified under her intense scare not even daring to move a muscle to provoke the very dangerous ghost in front of his eyes that could do so many painful things to him without batting an eye after only a few intense seconds suddenly a cold chill runs up and down Johnny's spine when he sees a sinister smile coming across Kitty's face. A smile that quite frankly scares the living hell out of him. If any part of him was living to begin with. A smile that just keeps getting wider as she leans closer to him making the chill get even colder before he shivers when he feels her hot breath against his ear.
" Well if that's the case."
Without giving him a chance to react in a sudden motion Kitty pulls the chair out from underneath Johnny causing him to fall down back first on the floor with a loud crash causing a few tables to look over before slowly with a turn of her heels she makes her way around the table with chair in hand and places it down right next to Ember's side and takes a seat as she sees Johnny sitting upright rubbing the back of his head with his right hand.
" If you want to act like a disloyal mutt then I will treat you like one."
Flapping his lips that reminds her clearly of a fish out of water that just makes her want to giggle reaching across the table for her own glass right when she sees him stop and look her in the eyes with this look of determination instantly the moment she raises up a challenging eyebrow with satisfaction she watches him drop his head to look towards the ground.
" Good boy."
Ignoring the muttering coming from the ground turning her full attention towards the newly weds raising up her glass to her lips downing the rest of her glass that just makes a content sigh escape her lips slamming her glass down onto the table earning some questionable glances a grin comes across Kitty's face.
" So love birds? You are aware of the customs that are about to take place tonight right?"
Instantly getting mixed emotions in the form of her best friend's face blushing bright red while the young man that is being used as her own personal seat smiles up towards her with the goofiest smile not even bothering to hide her smirk keeping her focus solely on Ember that just makes the blue haired ghost blush even harder leaning back in her chair with her legs coming up to rest on the table Kitty gives her a knowing look.
" Besides that you horn dogs. I'm talking about presents off course. Not to mention vows to each other,etc,etc."
Sharing a look with his wife after a few moments just as he is about to open his mouth immediately Danny shuts his mouth with a noticeable click when Ember gives him a hard stare.
" Babypop? If you even think about smashing a piece of cake in my face not only will I light your hair on fire but also your treasure trail too."
Not able to hide the look of surprise across her face from how her jaw drops open and by how she sees Danny's face turn pale as a ghost gulping her throat shaking her head slightly regaining her composure letting out a chuckle Kitty stares at Ember's questionable gaze with a grin starting to grow across her face.
" Treasure trail?"
" Need to know basis girlfriend."
" Oh this is definitely need to know stuff."
Unfazed by the hard stare that she is receiving that just makes her giggle playing with the handle of her glass waving her free hand up slowly Kitty brings her feet up to rest on the table.
" We'll talk about that later. We were getting off topic anyways. The point i was making is this is your night and as your guys best friend it's my duty to make sure you have the time of your lives. Come on. There has to be something you've guys have wanted to do or experience? Just name it and I'll make it happen."
Thump! Thump!
Letting out a groan without daring to open up her eyes that feel so heavy gently caressing her forehead with her left hand that just feels like it is about to explode at any minute remaining content to just lay right where she is for the time being until this nasty hangover goes away scooting closer into the soft and rather fluffy pillow beneath her head letting out a sigh gently as can be Ember pinches her fingers in the middle of her forehead.
Oh man my head. I've had bad ones before but this beats the cake. I guess we got carried away last night. Speaking of last night what happened?
Doing her best to remember her last thoughts only to regret it almost immediately by how her head just throbs painfully making her wince and turn her body slightly only for her to jump up immediately when she feels a rather powerful stinging sensation underneath her letting out another groan reaching down with her free hand slowly her hand disappears underneath the fabric across her body trailing downward to rub his backside.
Why does my butt cheek hurt so much? I know i like foreplay but Babypop and I haven't done anything like that before.
Continuing to rub her cheek with her fingers that just makes the stinging sensation increase in ten fold retracting her hand shrugging her shoulders turning so that she isn't laying down on that side Ember snuggles deeper into the pillow she is resting on.
Maybe Babypop and I got a little frisky last night? I wish I could remember it though. He's so cute when he's embarrassed. I bet he blushed like a little schoolgirl!
Snickering at just the thought of her husband blushing red as a tomato as she orders him to spank her enters into her mind cracking open an eye as she sees Danny facing her with a peaceful smile across his face while his arm is wrapped around her waist feeling her lips curling upward scooting closer burying her head into the crook of his neck letting out a content sigh Ember reaches up laying her hand down across his bare chest as she closes her eyes. A position that brings her a sense of peace. A position she wouldn't mind spending the rest of the day in. But it's not meant to be. Especially when another sound causes her eyes to snap open and raise up her head slightly. The sound of a groan. But not just any groan. No, she knew the owner of this groan. A groan that makes her rise up slightly with her elbow digging into the bed to look over her husband's sleeping form to find Kitty snuggled up on his other side with her back turned towards her.
" Kitty!?"
Letting out a groan reaching out blindly for her pillow to bury her face further into feeling her head throbbing painfully Kitty snuggles deeper into the pillow.
" Five more minutes."
Unable to keep her left eye from twitching and her hair from growing furiously until it is almost touching the ceiling gritting her teeth Ember glares coldly at Kitty's covered head.
" How about you got five seconds before I turn you into roasted chickadee!"
Retracting her head slightly from the pillow cracking an eye to look Ember's way finding an intense glare across her best friend's face from a few feet away that just makes many more questions than answers to enter her mind of why her best friend is looking at her that way letting out a sigh with the throbbing in her head returning in ten fold slowly Kitty retracts herself fully from the pillow and slowly sits upright with sleepy eyes causing the blanket that had been covering her to fall down causing Ember's eyes to go as wide as saucers that goes unnoticed as she rubs away at her eyes.
" Kitty!?"
Wincing a little bit from her high pitched voice without opening her eyes slowly Kitty's right hand comes up to clutch her forehead.
" What? And can you not be so loud? My head is killing me."
Cracking an eye as she sees Ember motioning downward with her eyes following her line of sight as she is met with her bare chest looking back up casually Kitty shrugs her shoulders causing her best friend to narrow her eyes at her.
" What? Sometimes the girls like to come out too you know."
Staring at her best friend's sheepish smile just as she is about to respond suddenly it dies on the tip of her tongue when a groan coming from down below is heard. A groan that makes her eyes widen when she sees Danny starting to stir and slowly move around but before he has a chance to open his eyes in a swift move Ember wraps her arms around the back of his neck and buries his face into her cleavage.
" Blue Flame?"
Hearing his muffles being silenced unable to help the silent giggle that escapes her lips that just earns her a pointed look receiving the message loud and clear slowly Kitty raises up her hands in surrender as a grin comes across her face.
" Fine,fine you win. I'll secure the girls. By the way? Why are we sharing a bed anyways?"
Shrugging her shoulders causing her best friend's grin to only widen that makes her pointed look get deeper glancing down towards Danny finding his eyes still closed shut right as she feels the bed shift and looks over to see Kitty leaning down off the side to look down causing the last of the blanket to leave her suddenly a loud gasp escapes Ember's lips causing Kitty to glance over her shoulder at her with a smile.
" I know. My tushy is awesome isn't it? Nothing a little exercise here and there won't do for….."
" No, not that! That!"
Being met with a confused look suppressing the urge to roll her eyes removing her left hand off from Danny's head while her other keeps his head firmly in place extending her hand out instantly the moment her left index finger hits her target instantly an eep escapes Kitty's lips as she dives off the bed only to reemerge a moment later glaring at her while she rubs her right ass cheek.
" Hey!? What gives!?"
With a feat of speed that would surprise anyone burying Danny's head with a pillow with haste Ember emerges from the bed heading straight from Kitty to grasp her hand tightly with her own before she quickly flies them across the room towards the open bathroom of the hotel room closing the door behind them before Danny even has a chance to remove the pillow from his face. Flicking the lock on the bathroom door looking around the large bathroom finding what she is seeking with a tug quickly Ember thrusts Kitty forward to stand before a mirror hanging up across the wall and turns her around looking downward towards her best friend's bare backside where a tattoo can be seen across her right ass cheek. A tattoo with a rather interesting picture of Danny's face glaring back with a black and blue circle around it while some lettering can be seen on the outside.
Property of Danny Phantom. Touch without permission and consent of one Danny Phantom will result in immediate termination of human life or afterlife alike.
Whistling rather loudly standing up straighter to examine the tattoo more closely after a couple of seconds nodding her head slowly Kitty turns her attention back towards a shell shocked and blushing Ember with a smile across her face.
" I like it. Short simple and gets to the point."
Looking away from the mirror slowly turning her head to look towards her smiling best friend as her face starts to darken suddenly a squeal coming from Kitty causes her eyes to widen slightly until they go completely wide when in a sudden move she is turned to mirror her best friend in the mirror causing her to see a tattoo much like Kitty's own on her left ass cheek.
Property of Babypop. Touch without the consent of one Babypop results in an immediate slow and painful death.
" Aww that's so sweet!"
Staring at her exposed backside with nothing but shock across her face after a couple seconds of silence slowly Ember glances at Kitty with a questionable look in her eyes.
" What the hell happened last night?"
Shrugging her shoulders glancing back over her shoulder back at her bare backside after a few seconds Kitty looks back up meeting Ember's eyes.
" No clue but it can't get any worse can it? Right?"
Staring at the closed bathroom door in nothing but shock hearing snippets of a muffled conversation behind the closed door dropping his head back down towards the pillow only to instantly snap upright into a sitting position when he feels his entire head start to throb painfully letting out a groan throwing the bed covers off from him turning until he is sitting against the edge of the bed with his feet dangling rubbing at his eyes furiously slowly Danny brings himself to stand up and extend his arms out to stretch his aching muscles. An ache that is felt everywhere making him lean back with closed eyes in an attempt to snap his back. A pop that seconds later is heard making him sigh in content being with sleepy eyes slowly he looks all around the hotel room.
A room that looked as though a tornado had made its way through. Their bags off to the side clearly open with their contents spilled everywhere. Clothes from underwear to shirts and pants littering the ground everywhere you would walk. A sight that makes his eyes widen before his hand comes up on instinct to scratch the back of his head.
What happened last night?
Doing his best to think back about the last thing he can remember only to regret it when his head disagrees with the notion making his right hand come up to clutch his forehead slowly Danny closes his eyes before he mumbles out.
" But first coffee. Lots and lots of coffee."
Cracking open an eye glancing around the hotel room finding no such kitchen he can see in sight that makes him groan the moment he closes his eyes the sound of the bathroom door opening followed by a loud whistle causes Danny to snap open his eyes to be met with two pairs of eyes looking at him from across the room from behind. Snapping his body around to the sound instantly Danny's eyes go as wide as saucers when he sees his naked wife and her equally naked best friend staring at him from the open doorway of the bathroom. One that looks at him with her face blushing bright red while the other looks at him with awe as her eyes trail downward making him freeze.
" Babypop!?"
Snapping out of his shock immediately Danny's hands come down to cover his privates causing Kitty to giggle before she turns her attention over towards Ember with a grin.
" Aww he has a matching tattoo too!"
If anyone were to tell him this was how he was going to spend his morning the night after he got married to the girl of his dreams he would have called them crazy. Delusional even. Well not entirely. He could see a few things they would be right about. He could see the massive hangover that just doesn't want to go away no matter how many cups of coffee he drinks. He could see his wife in the same state. Hell he could even see his wife's best friend in the same state but that's when it all ends. Nobody could have foreseen what had happened this morning. None of them could and worse of all none of them could remember a damn thing about what exactly had happened last night. His wife sitting by his side biting down on her lower lip looking down towards her cup with her eyebrows scrunched together a clear sign that she is thinking hard about something. Kitty sitting across from them playing with the handle of her cup looking up towards the ceiling with a thoughtful look. As for him? Well he just stares down at the table racking his mind trying to remember anything at all that had happened last night with his mind coming up blank after they had left some kind of nightclub. Frustration that builds up in him making him sigh causing them to look his way before he glances back and forth between each of them as his hands play with his cup.
" Soo?"
Hearing the nervousness and question in his voice letting out a sigh nodding her head slightly Ember takes her eyes off from her cup to glance at each of them with question in her eyes.
" Yeah? About that. Does anyone remember anything about what happened last night?"
Receiving nothing but identical head shakes letting out a sigh glaring down at her cup gently pushing it away slowly Ember leans back in her seat in the booth before she brings her head down to rest against Danny's shoulder.
" Just peachy."
Frowning at the downcased looks of the couple sitting across from her returning her attention back towards the ceiling after a few minutes of silence between them suddenly Kitty's eyes lit up.
" I have an idea."
Gaining both of their attention pushing her own cup away with a small smile forming Kitty rests her hands down on the table.
" If we can't remember what happened then what about we retrace our steps?"
Sharing a quick look with her husband after a few seconds returning her attention back towards Kitty slowly Ember shrugs her shoulders.
" Why not? Beats sitting here moping around drawing blanks."
Following the two ladies out of the booth making sure to leave a more than generous tip for their waiter quickly catching up to them to open up the entrance doors allowing them to pass on by right as he walks step in step with his wife instantly Danny feels Ember gently grabbing his hand and entwining their fingers together.
" So where to first?"
Feeling both of their eyes on her looking up towards the sky with a tilted head as a memory comes back to her slowly about the night before Kitty's eyebrows scrunch together.
" The last thing I remember is us leaving the nightclub with this sudden urge to have tacos."
Snapping her head to look to her side finding Kitty staring up towards the sky an emotionless look comes across Ember's face.
" Really? That's our big clue? Tacos?"
" That's all I got. Besides if i'm remembering correctly you weren't complaining when i brought up the idea."
Bringing her free hand up to pinch her nose sighing in frustration Ember sends a questionable look Kitty's way that goes unnoticed as she continues to look up towards the sky.
" Fine! You do realize there's gotta be like hundreds of restaurants around right? How are we supposed to find the one that we visited last night? If we even visited one that is?"
" Just leave that to me dearest."
Glancing over seeing an eyebrow raised in question being directed her way not bothering to hide her smile reaching up Kitty nudges Ember's arm.
" We're butt sisters now."
Letting out a groan that just makes Kitty's smile widen locking eyes with the green haired ghost Ember sends a stern look her way.
" You're not keeping it."
Keeping the smile across her face looking away with her head held up high Kitty interlocks their arms together and pulls them both forward.
" Of Course i am. I find it to be rather sweet. Besides a certain someone has a tattoo of their own ..."
" Just because my Babypop has a tattoo that briefly mentions your name doesn't mean…."
" Uh uh huh. If I remember correctly it reads as follows. Property of Blue Flame and sometimes Kitty. Touch without permission and consent of one Ember Mclain or Kitty will result in immediate termination of one's privates in brutal fashion."