Since Valentine's Day is coming up, I thought I'd do a parody of the Valentine's Day episode. Enjoy.

It's Valentine's Day in Royal Woods. Lori, Leni, Lincoln, Luna, and Luan were the most excited for the day, as they all had plans. But Luan had an important mission: handing out Valentine cards to the citizens she admired. Each card had a Valentine's Day pun. She opened the front door and headed out.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Royal Woods!"

She went over to her next door neighbor, Mr. Grouse, who was relaxing in his lawn chair. She gave him a heart shaped card. He read it.

Bee my Valentine. With a picture of a bee on it. Unamused, the old man ripped the card to pieces. Luan rode on her unicycle and caught up to Lincoln's teacher, who was driving. Luan gave her a card. Mrs. Johnson saw a mushroom on the card and read: So mushroom in my heart for you.

But since Mrs. Johnson was distracted by the card, her car crashed into a fire hydrant. Next, Luan saw Lena Shroud walking by. Even though Lena was a villainous rival of Lisa's, Luan decided to give her a card since she looked kinda upset. Lena hesitated but took the card. There was a beaker on it and she read: You have the formula for my love.

Then Luan went back to the house, where Rita was waiting for her.

"Oh Luan, you're back."

"Yep. Just delivered the last card." Luan noticed the sweater her mom is wearing. It had squirrels on it and an acorn, and it read: "I'm nuts for you."

Luan laughed.

Rita looked at her shirt. "Oh, this was a gift from your father."

"And I love your gift, honey." Lynn Sr. showed up, wearing pants with hearts on them.

"Aren't those pants a bit girly?" Luan said.

"Yes, but they glow in the dark." Lynn Sr. walked off.

"Leni's gonna love the gift you made for her." Rita said to Luan. They went into the backyard and a big chocolate balloon was seen with Leni's face on it. Rita got into the basket.

"Take me through the plan again." Rita said.

"Okay. Step one: Leni and I get to the Valentine's Day carnival. Step two: I position Leni and myself onto the Ferris wheel. Step three: You arrive at designated checkpoint for maximum visual contact. Step four: Leni is thrilled. Mission accomplished."

At Reininger's, Leni is making a heart styled necklace for Luan. Luan walked over to her.

"Hi Leni."

Leni thinks the necklace is talking to her. "Hello?"

"Leni, it's me, Luan."

"Luan, what are you doing in there?"

"Leni!"

"Oh my gosh! Luan! Luan's stuck inside this necklace! Hold on sis, I'll get you out!" Leni throws the necklace on the ground and smashed it with her foot. "Luan? Luan?!"

"Leni…"

"Luan!" Leni cries as she holds the pieces of the broken heart. "Luan!"

"Leni, I'm right behind you!

Leni turns around to see her sister.

"There you are! Happy Valentine's Day!" Leni holds out the broken necklace. "Here's your present."

"And I've got a present for you!"

"You do?"

"It's the greatest-"

Leni gets excited.

"-the bestest…"

Leni gets more excited.

"-the most fantabulous…"

Leni gets even more excited.

"-present ever!"

Leni bounces around excitedly and overjoyed.

"But you can't have it yet." Luan mentioned. Leni stops.

"Huh? Why not?"

"Cause it's not ready yet."

"Is it ready now?"

"Not yet."

"How about now?"

"Do you wanna ruin the surprise?"

"Yes!"

"Uh-uh-uh."

"Oh, come on! Please!"

"Hmmm...nope, sorry."

Leni grabs onto Luan's legs and feet.

"Please. Oh please…"

Leni is still hanging onto Luan as Luan walks off somewhere.

"Please-please-please! Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Please?!"

"Ok Leni, here we are."

Leni gasps as she sees a carnival. "You got me a carnival? Mine! Mine! Mine! Hey everybody, this carnival belongs to me!"

"It's not the carnival." Luan said.

"Oh."

"Here, take this quarter and-"

Leni takes it. "A quarter? I bet I could buy a dress with this!"

"It's not the quarter."

"Oh."

"And that quarter can only get you cotton candy-"

"Cotton candy!" Leni interrupted. "I can't believe it!"

Leni chases the cotton candy seller. Then Luan got a call on her phone and answered it.

"Mom to Luan. Mom to Luan. Come in Luan."

"Ten four, Mom. Luan here."

"I've got a visual on the carnival." Rita said as she's closing in with the balloon on the carnival. "I got a visual on the carnival. You want me to bring her in?"

"Oh, not yet Mom. Leni's still trying to figure out what her Valentine is. I could keep her fooled all day."

Rita chuckles. "You are such a kidder. Mom out."

Rita hangs up. "That Luan." Then she notices a flock of pigeons flying towards the balloon. "Uh oh. Pigeons. Chocolate eating pigeons."

We go back to the carnival.

"So if it's not cotton candy, what is it?" Leni said to Luan. "I can't take it!"

"You'll have to guess."

Leni pointed to a photo booth. "This photo booth?"

No."

Leni picked up a little boy. "This kid?"

"Nope."

Leni dropped him and went to search some more. We see micro-organisms crawling around: it's Leni's view through a microscope. "This paramecium?"

Luan laughs. "Not even close."

"You're a sly one." Leni thinks. "I can't find it here in the carnival...because it's at the top of Beehive Mountain."

Leni ran to a mountain full of beehives and got stung by bees. She then ran back to Luan, with some bee stings on her face. "It wasn't there either."

"Are you sure?"

"Huh?" Leni ran back up onto the mountain and got stung by bees again.

Luan took out her phone and called Rita. "Luan to Mom, you can bring it in now."

"Uh Luan, we got ourselves a little problem." Rita warned. She is seen using a whip to shoo the pigeons away. "I got a pack of chocolate eating pigeons trying to rustle up the balloon! Get away you pesky bird! Shoo! I'm gonna be a little late!"

"Late?" Luan got worried. "But what about…" Leni is still on the mountain, running from the bees. "...Leni?"

"Hi-ya! Take her up on the Ferris wheel and I'll meet you there! Mom out!"

Luan puts her phone away. "If Leni doesn't get her valentine-"

Leni suddenly appears from behind, making Luan scream. She has bee stings all over her body.

"I'm pretty sure it's not up there, Luan!"

"Leni! Actually, uh, it's on the Ferris wheel-"

"Ferris wheel!" Leni grabs her sister and excitedly runs to the Ferris wheel. They get on and they're being brought to the top.

"I'm ready for the greatest Valentine's Day present in the whole world now, Luan!"

"Well, you're gonna get it here...I hope. Just keep looking out there, sis.."

Leni looks into the sky and Luan grows more worried. She calls Rita again. "Luan to Mom, Luan to Mom, come in Mom!"

Rita is still fighting the pigeons, using bug spray on them. "Mom to Luan, I got my ox in a ditch here! I'm way off course! These pigeons are everywhere, eating the balloon! I've got this lousy bug spray but I think it's effective!"

Then one pigeon bites on the balloon, causing the air to go out and the balloon to fly down.

"Dang it! We're going down Luan! Switch to plan B!"

"No, no B, Mom! No B!" Luan panicked.

Leni has a big smile, still waiting for her gift.

"Uh Leni, you know how sometimes you plan something special and things just don't work out?"

"No..no! Er, Boy, I'm feeling dizzy! And it's too hot up here! I'm getting thirsty!" Leni can barely sit still as she begins to move the seats back and forth, and up and down. Luan tried to stop her and Leni made the Ferris wheel jump up and down.

"Leni, here it is!" Luan put her hand out. Leni looks at Luan's hand and arm but sees nothing.

"What's that?"

"It's a handshake. Because you're such a HAND-y helper?" Luan laughs weakly at her lame pun. "Get it?"

"A handshake? That's the big gift? You got me a handshake?"

"A friendly handshake. Happy Valentine's Day!"

Leni shakes Luan's hand, and stares at her own hand, making a grumpy looking face. Luan laughs nervously. Throughout the carnival, Luan is having a fun time while Leni has the same grumpy look on her face.

The two siblings are now sitting on a bench. Leni still has a grumpy face and Luan looks guilty. Then Leni decided to break the silence as she sighed heavily.

"I've been thinking. At first, a handshake doesn't seem like much, but really it's the thought that counts."

Benny walked over with a heart shaped box. "Hey Luan, I just wanted to thank you for this box of chocolates."

"Oh, no problem Benny."

Benny blushes. "I'm looking forward to our special evening."

"Me too." Luan blushed.

Benny walked off. Leni continued speaking.

"And even though I was expecting more…"

Then Maggie came over with roses. "Thanks for the roses, Luan. Happy Valentine's Day."

"You too, Maggie."

Maggie walks off. Leni continued speaking.

"And not that it matters that we've been sisters for so long…"

Some teen comes over, wearing roller skates. "Yo Luan, thanks for the roller skates." He looks at Leni. "Can you believe this chick? I just met her this morning."

He skates off. Leni becomes angry, as she sees everyone getting better gifts than her.

"So as I was saying.."

Carol walks over. "Hey, do you guys have the time?"

That's when Leni snapped. She grabbed Carol and threw her away. "LENI NEEDS LOVE TOO!"

The enraged blonde went on a rampage, going psycho freaky. She cut the balloon strings from a balloon cart, then stomps on the cart, smashing it to pieces. Children are seen playing with a guy in a heart suit. Leni goes over to him and the kids run away. "I defy you, Heartman!"

She rips the costume in half and continues her rampage. A man makes an announcement on the P.A. system.

"Attention everyone, there's a dumb blonde teenager on the loose!"

Everyone runs away screaming. Leni sees a twirl around ride with hearts on it as she stares at it with hatred.

"Heart on stick must DIE!" Leni goes over and tries to lift the pole off the ground, but eventually gets tired. A little girl walks over licking a heart shaped lollipop. "Heart on stick must die!"

Leni snatches the sucker and breaks it in half, then she eats it. The girl screams and runs away.

Luan is with a crowd of people and is surprised at what Leni just did. "Leni!"

Leni turns around with an evil look on her face. She angrily grumbles gibberish and everyone gets scared. They run away to a dead end at the dock. Leni roars at them with rage.

"Give me Luan!"

Luan was thrown in front of the crowd. She laughs nervously.

"You broke my heart! Now I'm gonna break something of yours!"

"Okay Leni, I know I deserve this. But do they?"

The group smiles innocently.

"They didn't give me anything either."

They throw a bunch of gifts in front of Leni.

"Nope. It's too late for that now. For all of you."

"W-What are you gonna do?" Luan asked fearfully. Leni cracked her knuckles and walked up to her younger sister. Luan gulped. But fortunately, Rita arrived in with the balloon, whipping the pigeons as she landed in the carnival.

"Whoo-hoo! Get along, little birdies! Gallop, you pigeons!"

She lets the pigeons leave after the balloon lands. Luan is happy to see Rita here with Leni's valentine.

"Hooray! Mom's here! Whoo-hoo! Look Leni, it's here! It's here!" Luan jumps up and down with joy. "The greatest Valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you!"

"Sure it is." Leni said sarcastically as she thought Luan was fooling her again.

"Leni, I'm telling you, it's right there! Turn around!"

"Uh-uh."

"Leni, just turn around!"

Leni didn't listen.

"Turn around, you bonehead!" The citizens yelled.

"You think I'm that dumb, huh?"

"Yes! Turn around!"

"No."

"Turn around! Turn around!"

"Nuh-uh. I'm gonna say this once and I'm not gonna say it again, so pay attention. I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any dang reason...ever!"

"Hi Leni!" Rita greeted.

Leni turned around. "Hi Mom!" Then she noticed the special gift and stared with wide eyes. Mrs. Loud got off the chocolate balloon. Leni is confused and speaks gibberish.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Leni!" Luan said.

"Yay! My Valentine!" Leni ran up to the balloon, climbing onto it. "Hey, is this solid chocolate?"

"Leni, no!" Luan warned. Too late. Leni took a bite of the balloon and chocolate explodes everywhere. Leni and Luan are in a mess.

"Aw, Luan, you didn't have to get me anything."