HotXbun: We're going to see the race in this chapter.
7: Thank you for keeping your lips sealed.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Cars.
Chapter 69 Race
Sora's POV
One Hour Later
Everybody had gathered at a dirt rode for the race.
"Gentlemen", Sheriff started. "This will be a one lap race. you will drive to Willy's Butte, go around Willy's Butte and come back. There will be no bumping, no cheating, no spitting, no road ragging, no maimin', no oil slicking, no pushing, no shoving, no backstabbing, no road hogging and no lolly gagging!"
"What's lolly gagging", Larxene asked.
"I have no idea", Lauriam replied.
"Gentlemen", Sheriff started. "Start your engines!"
With that both racers started their engines.
"Hijole", a car named Ramone started. "Check that out!"
"Whoa", a car named Filmore said in awe.
"Emm, emm", a car named Flo said in awe.
"Great idea Doc", Sally said sarcastically. "Now the road will never get done."
'Sucks to be you", Larxene stated.
"Larxene", Lauriam scolded.
"Luigi", Sheriff started before said car drove onto the dirt road.
"On your marks", he started. "Get set. Uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to...go!"
With that...McQueen started racing down the track...but Doc was still in the same spot.
"He hasn't moved yet", Larxene pointed out.
"Huh", Luigi said in confusion. "Doc, the flag mean go remember? Remember the flag. Here we go. Go."
But Doc still didn't move.
"He's still not moving", Larxene pointed out.
"Um...", Ramone started. "Doc, what are you doing man?"
"Oh dear", Doc started. "It would seem I'm off to a poor start."
"You think", Larxene asked.
"Oh well", Doc said. "Better late than never. Come on Mater. Might need a little help."
"Um...", Mater started in confusion. "Okay."
With that Mater started driving alongside Doc.
"You got your tow cable", the latter asked the former.
"Well yeah", Mater replied. "I always got my tow cable. Why?"
"Just in case."
With that we all turned our attention to McQueen.
He was doing well, but when he got to the final turn...something happened.
He ended up...falling straight into a cactus patch.
We heard him scream out in pain.
"Oh man", Ramone said. "Ow!"
"Whoa", Filmore started. "Bad trip man."
"Hey", Doc called out to McQueen. "Was that floating like a Cadillac, or stinging like a Beemer? I'm confused."
We all laughed at this.
"You drive like you fix roads", Doc started. "Lousy."
"Ouch", Larxene said. "Getting burned by an old timer."
HotXbun: Ouch indeed Larxene. Ouch indeed.
Challenge: Tell me what you think is going to happen next.
My Answer: If you've watched Cars then you'll know. If not...then I'm not telling!
