HotXbun: Seventy chapters baby!
7: Burn baby!
Disclaimer I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Cars.
Chapter 70 Couldn't Handle It
Sora's POV
The Next Day
We all drove up to the road, which McQueen had actually done a good job on this time.
"Wow", Sally said in awe.
"Morring Sally", Mater greeted. "Hey, look at this fancy road that Lightning McQueen done just made!"
"Yes", Sally said. "Amazing!"
With that Doc drove up to us.
"Doc", Sally started excitedly. "Look at this! Should a tossed him into the cactus a lot sooner huh?"
"But if you had I wouldn't have seen it", Larxene pointed out.
"Larxene", Lauriam scolded.
"Oh come on", Larxene said. "It was funny!"
"Whatever", Doc said. "He ain't finished yet. Still got a long way to go."
"Where is racer boy anyway?"
Ten Minutes Later
We found McQueen racing on the dirt track while Sheriff watched over him.
"Sheriff", Doc started as he drove up to said person. "Is he making another run for it?"
"No no", Sheriff replied. "He ran out of asphalt in the middle of the night. Asked me if he could come down here. All he's trying to do is make that there turn."
With that we watched McQueen try (and fail) to make the turn.
"Sheriff", Doc started. "Why don't you go get yourself a quart of oil at Flo's? I'lll keep an eye on him."
"Well thanks Doc", Sheriff thanked. "I've been feeling a quart low."
With that Sheriff left and we drove up to McQueen.
"This ain't asphalt son", Doc pointed out. "This is dirt."
"Oh great", McQueen said sarcastically. "What do you want? You here to gloat?"
"You don't have three wheel brakes, so you got to pitch it hard, break it loose and then just drive it with the throttle", Doc revealed. "Give it too much, you'll be outta the dirt and into the tulips."
"So you're a judge, a doctor and a racing expert", McQueen asked in confusion.
"I'll put it simple", Doc said. "If you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right."
"Ooh", McQueen said sarcastically. "Right. That makes perfect sense. Turn right to go left! Yes! Thank you! Or should I say no thank you? Because in opposite world, maybe that means thank you!"
That Afternoon
We watched as McQueen continued to tar the road.
"Mater", Sheriff started as he drove up to said car. "I need you to watch the prisoner tonight."
"I love that you call him the prisoner", Larxene revealed.
"Well dad gum", Mater said happily.
"Dad gum", Larxene asked in confusion.
"Wait a minute", Mater said suddenly. "What if he tries to run away again?"
"Just let him run outta gas and tow him on back", Sheriff replied. "But keep an eye on him."
"Yes sir", Mater said before driving up to McQueen. "Hey! I know something we can do tonight 'cause I'm in charge of watching you!"
"No Mater", McQueen said. "I've gotta finish this road, and I have to get out of here."
"Well that's alright Mr I can't turn on dirt", Mater stated. "You probably couldn't handle it anyway."
"Whoa", McQueen started. "Whoa. Easy now Mater. You know who you're talking to? This is Lightning McQueen! I can handle anything."
HotXbun: Or can he?
Challenge: Tell me if you think McQueen will be able to handle what Mater has in store for him.
My Answer: If you've watched Cars then you'll know. If not…then I'm not telling!
