Disclaimer: All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi. This is purely for my own amusement.
If anyone gets that reference, kudos to you. :D
Eat a Red Apple Day
She bit into her apple, loudly. The crunch echoed throughout the house as Bankotsu poked his head out of his room. He merely saw his sister eating. He shook his head and went back to what he was originally doing.
She went for a second bit, this time not trying to make noise. It still brought Shippo out of the playroom. "Are you purposely trying to be loud?"
Kagome chuckled. That time she wasn't! "No~"
"That doesn't sound very convincing…"
"Shh, go back to your playing sweetheart!"
Shippo eyed his mother for a few moments before deeming that he was better if he didn't question her. He walked back to the playroom.
She devoured her apple a minute later and went to grab another. Now she was in the kitchen and her younger brother was sitting there, working on what she thought was homework.
Sitting down across from him and the noise of bitting the apple made Souta look up from his work. "Could you be any louder?" he asked, annoyed. Just to be a pest, she bit into her apple slowly, making sure that she got under her brother's skin.
"Don't you have anything better to do?"
"Of course not."
"Great, so you're bored."
"Basically."
Souta sighed and glared at his sister. The noise was grating on his nerves! "Is there a point to this or are you just here to bother me?"
"It's Eat a Red Apple Day!"
"Every time I see someone with an apple, I immediately think they're an asshole and since you're being asshole-ish now, I can see why."
"Oh my god, yush! Finally! Finally, someone understands why I was doing this!"
Her brother's confusion made her laugh.
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