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Building a Snowman
A Spike coughed up a snowball from his mouth and threw it, where the snowball landed on the ground perfectly. Another Spike did the same thing where it landed on top of the other snowball, and then a third Spike coughed up a snowball and threw it at the two snowballs, landing perfectly on top.
The three of them looked at the snowballs with a grin, but they realized something was missing. They quickly put together a face by using small rocks and then added some buttons for the middle snowball. They added a stick on the arm to act like a broom. All that was needed was a hat… but where would they find a hat?
They scratched their heads, wondering what they'd do. A whistle caught their attention as they turned their heads to see a Snow Pokey moving toward them and bent over to put its pail hat on top of it. The Spikes all cheered while the Snow Pokey smiled with them.
"INCOOOOMIIIIING!"
Suddenly, Banjo and Kazooie slammed into the snowman, Spikes and the Snow Pokey, knocking them all over. The two slid off of a ramp and landed into a snowbank. "Mmph! I told you to steer!" Kazooie exclaimed.
"Mmph… steering is harder than it looks…" Banjo said as the two got out and pulled out a shield for a sled. "Here you are, miss Shield Knight!" She said, handing it over to her.
"Thank you! Come on, honey! It's our turn!"
"Right behind you!" Shovel Knight nodded.
Decorating Cookies
Ding!
"Ah, lovely!" Peach smiled, pulling out a tray of cookies from the oven. "That's another set of cookies!"
"Oooh, and they're shaped like angels!" Chef Kawasaki exclaimed.
"Yup!" Peach nodded and then put it on the table. "More fresh cookies for all of you to decorate!" She called out and went back into the kitchen.
"Alright! Time for me to show off my art skills!" Yusuke exclaimed, quickly decorating one of the cookies. "Voila! It's finished!"
"Ooooh!" Pit drooled. "That looks like me!" He exclaimed as Yusuke decorated some more. "Oh, and that looks like Pittoo!"
"…That doesn't look like me." Dark Pit said.
"But you look cute!"
"I don't want to look cute!"
"Oh, come now, you two." A voice said as Bayonetta picked up the two cookies. "You both look absolutely scrumptious to eat." She smiled as the two sweatdropped, where Bayo tossed the Dark Pit cookie over to Akira. "Eat up, sweetie! You wouldn't want to go hungry."
Akira chuckled. "No, no I wouldn't." He said as they both took a bite out of their heads.
"OUR HEADS!" The Pits screamed in terror.
"What do you think, Bayo? Shall we take these two to the tree?"
"Oh yes…" Bayonetta brought out her guns. "Let's."
"Aaaaand we're out of here!" Pit said as they took off running where Akira and Bayonetta took off after them.
"Poyo poyo!" Kirby drooled and sucked some of them up. "Poyo!"
"Here you are, you little guys." Samus handed over a Pikachu/Pichu/Metroid shaped decorated cookies to her friends.
"Pika!"
"Chu Chu!"
The Metroid chirped happily as they ate the cookies, where Pikachu gently pushed a Samus-shaped cookie to her.
"Aww! Thank you!" She giggled. "Merry Christmas, you cuties." Samus smiled, munching on her cookie.
Delibird's Helper
"Deli! Delibird!" Delibird exclaimed, pulling out a present and then setting it down on top of a Snom, wrapping it around it so it wouldn't fall off.
"Snom Snom!"
"Deli Deli!"
Snom set out on its journey, where Delibird waved him off where he went to go deliver the rest of his presents. Snom scurried its way across the land, slowly but surely, it scurried its way to its destination!
The Snom scurried across some tall grass, working its way around the grass and got out. It continued to scurry its way through the wild area, not knowing a Sneasel was right behind it. It licked its chops and sharpened its claws. It headed straight for the Snom with a wicked grin, but then a Riolu jumped out and kicked it in the head to send it sliding across the snow. The Riolu cheered the little bug on while also backhanding the Sneasel from behind.
The Snom made its way to Bridge Field and kept on scurrying across the Wild Area. A Thievul spotted the creature and smirked wickedly, charging at the small creature but a Cutiefly got in the way and blasted it with Fairy Wind to knock it down. Then a Cufant joined in and bopped it on the head with its trunk. "Wobba Wobba!" A Wobbuffet cheered on the Snom while a Bewear sat on top of the Thievul.
The Snom made its way to the bridge on the Motostoke Riverbank and scurried its way to the top of the bridge as a Drapion attempted to go after it, but a Snorlax walked over to the bridge, sat down and took a nap in front of the Drapion. It tried to crawl over it, but a Sigilyph used Confusion to blast away the Drapion. The Snom made its way across the bridge and kept on scurrying toward its destination. A Liepard attempted to ambush it from behind, but was foiled when a Boltund tackled it from behind. It howled at the Liepard, as it screeched and ran away while the Boltund chased it away.
Snom eventually made it to a tent. "Snom Snom!"
A trainer got out of the tent and looked down at the Snom. "Oh! Is this for me?"
"Snom!"
The trainer picked up the present and saw the tag on it. "To Marnie, from Gloria." "From Gloria?" She read and then opened it up, revealing a necklace with a note attached to it.
"Thought this might cheer you up a bit. Keep on smiling! - Gloria"
"Aww…" Marnie softly smiled and wore the necklace, then turned to the Snom who was playing with her Morpeko. "How do I look?"
"Peko Mor!" Morpeko gave her the thumbs up while Snom happily smiled back at Marnie before scurrying back.
Marnie blushed a bit. "Th-thanks…"
Meanwhile…
"Oh joy, I got a present." Bede grinned. "Wonder what fan mail I got this time?" He wondered and unwrapped his gift… where it exploded on him. "ACK!"
Delibird giggled at this and flew off, leaving Bede behind covered in soot.
"…Hmph… so much for fan mail…"
Back at home, Delibird landed and looked around. "Deli? Deli!"
"Snom!"
Delibird turned around to see Snom approaching it. "Deli!" Delibird smiled, giving Snom a high five where it happily bumped its head on the wing.
Food for Santa
A door opened up inside a house where an egg-shaped "Santa Claus" with a glorious mustache snuck made his appearance. "I don't know why I let those boneheads talk me into this… I shouldn't have lost that poker game with Hades." He grumbled.
"You'll look great in this Santa suit, Eggman!" Hades grinned.
"What?! I have to wear that ridiculous thing?!"
"You have the belly for it, you'll be fine!"
Eggman grumbled to himself. "He does have a point." He muttered as he snuck around the house, throwing Christmas Decorations in his bag before spotting the cookies and a glass of milk. "Ah, the cookies and the glass of milk! Sure, I wouldn't mind a midnight snack." He said and then ate the cookies and drank the milk before sneaking out, throwing the presents in his tricked out sleigh. "I'll finish what Ganondorf did last time!" He declared and went about stealing all the presents and Christmas ornaments, drinking milk and eating the cookies while he was at it.
After looting many houses, he arrived at one such house as he opened up while whistling. "Alright, first things first… the snacks!" He grinned and walked over to it… but instead of cookies and milk, he found spaghetti. "…What?" He wondered and saw a letter attached to the spaghetti.
"Dear Santa - I decided to mix things up a bit. How about some delicious spaghetti instead of the boring ol' cookies and milk? - Papyrus"
"What the devil! Spaghetti isn't part of Christmas! Whoever this Papyrus is, he's a doofus!"
"What was that you said about my brother?"
Eggman froze and turned his head to see Sans drinking ketchup from a bottle. "Wh-what are you doing out here, little… uh… boy?"
"I got thirsty."
"So you're drinking out of a ketchup bottle?"
"You didn't trim up your mustache?"
"Bah, don't worry about it. Don't mind me, I'm just gonna take these presents to my workshop and examine these before delivering these back. Same with the ornaments and the trees!"
"…You're not Santa, because if you are, you wouldn't be stealing Christmas. Not to mention, you would have eaten the Spaghetti."
"I hate spaghetti!"
Suddenly, the door slammed open. "Well, Santa Claus does like spaghetti!"
It was Rodin dressed up in his Santa attire once more, and he didn't look thrilled. "Another imposter this Christmas? Hmph! You villains are put on the naughty list for a reason! By the way, I took everything back that you stole."
"What?!"
"And now I will punish you just like the last rabblerouser from last year."
"Hold it, Santa. I'll do it for you. You eat the spaghetti and I'll take out the trash."
Rodin nodded. "That's my little helper." He said as Sans dragged Eggman outside.
"You are in for a bad time." Sans said, and then his left eye glowed blue and threw Eggman around like a ragdoll.
"WAIT! NO! NO! OW! OW! OW! THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIIIIIIND!"
Inside, Rodin ate the spaghetti. "Mmm, Papryus was right, it is refreshing to eat something other than milk and cookies during my Christmas run." He mused and kept eating.
"Wait! Wait! I surrender! I promise I won't do it again!" Eggman was thrown up in the air as Sans summoned a Gaster Blaster and it fired, hitting him at point blank. "AAAAAAAH!" He yelled, a star shining brightly in the sky.
"Good riddance to ya." Sans said, dusting his hands off and walked back inside.
With the villains…
"Is he done yet?" Bowser asked.
"He should be!" Hades said and then they heard screaming as Eggman slammed into the ground a few seconds later. "So! How'd it go?"
"Bah humbug!" Eggman yelled.
"Told you he'd fail." Ganondorf chuckled.
The next day…
"SANS! SANS! SANTA CAME AND HE ATE MY SPAGHETTI! I KNEW HE'D DO IT!" Papyrus yelled happily.
"Heheh, yup, he sure did." Sans said with a chuckle.
"Oh, look at these wonderful presents! I don't know what to choose first!"
"Eh, pick anything that's yours."
"Here's one for you, one for me, one for me, a few for you… excellent! We all have our presents!"
"Yup, we sure do."
Papyrus grinned. "Merry Christmas, Sans!"
"Merry Christmas, Papyrus." He said and then turned his head to the screen. "And Merry Christmas to you too, ya filthy animals."
"Uh, Sans? Who are you talking to?"
"Don't worry about it."
Merry Christmas to all of y'all! Hope you have a fantastic holiday!