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Same Color, Different Sizes

Edelgard, Claude, Dimitri and Bereto were at a garden, examining the many flowers. "Oh, this is beautiful." Edelgard said, sniffing a flower.

"Indeed." Dimitri nodded while Bereto was jotting notes down on a notepad.

"Oh, hey, let's take a look at this one over here!" Claude pointed to an unknown flower as they walked over, but Bereto was still jotting notes down that he didn't hear his friends.

"Hmm?" Bereto looked up, seeing that his friends were long gone. "Odd, where did they go?"

"Hup too, hup too, hup too…"

Bereto looked down and saw a Red, Blue and Yellow Pikmin carrying a pellet. "Oh my, what are you three?" He asked, as the Pikmin looked up to see him with curiosity. "Wait, you have the same colors as Edelgard, Claude and Dimitri… what happened to you?!" He asked.

The Red Pikmin tilted his head, the blue Pikmin scratched his cheek while the Yellow Pikmin blinked. "You are all weaponless… I will fix that for you." He said, making small weapons for the Pikmin. An axe for the Red Pikmin, a lance for the Blue Pikmin and a bow for the Yellow Pikmin. "There you go! Now you look ready for battle!"

The Pikmin curiously looked at the makeshift weapons. The Red Pikmin swung his axe, nearly hitting the Blue Pikmin as it yelped and poked him in the chest as it yelped, before it smacked him in the cheek in anger while the Yellow Pikmin had an idea and climbed up a stalk before sitting upside down as the other Pikmin looked on in awe. The three heard a whistle as the three of them took off, waving at Bereto before taking off.

"Hey, where are you three going? Edelgard, come back!"

"Who are you talking to?"

Bereto turned around, seeing his friends staring at him. "Wait, you turned back to normal!"

"We've been normal for a while, what the heck are you talking about?" Claude asked.

"Are you feeling okay?" Dimitri asked.

"I think you've been in the sun too long…" Edelgard said with concern.

"Wait… if you were there, then who did I give weapons to?"

Meanwhile…

A Bulborb fell to the ground as the three Pikmin stood on top of it, letting out mini war cries as they started pelting and stabbing the already-dead Bulborb while the other Pikmin stared in awe. "Goodness, where did those three get such peculiar weapons?" Olimar wondered.

Driving Lessons

Flayn came running in to Rhea's audience chamber. "Brother! Brother! I have exciting news!"

"Let me guess, is it another rare fish you found?" Seteth asked.

"Oh no, it's even better than that! You know those metal horseless carriages that run on gas that look so cool?"

"They're very dangerous, Flayn… but yes. I know about those horseless carriages."

"Well, I did some research and it turns out you need a license to drive them."

"That is correct."

"Which is why Alois helped me get a driver's license!"

"WH-WHAT?!" Seteth yelled.

"Oh my!" Rhea exclaimed in surprise.

"Can you teach me how to drive? I think I'd learn a lot from you, brother!"

Seteth looked absolutely terrified. "Um… s-sure! I will!"

"Excellent! I'll be in the horseless carriage!" She skipped away.

"I'm doomed…"

"You can do it, Seteth. I have faith in you." Rhea smiled.

"I might need some intel from Alois…"

"That's the spirit!"

Later…

The two of them were sitting in a Mercedes, the car being parked. "Oh, this is so fun! Thank you, brother!"

"You're very welcome, Flayn. Now, the first rule of driving this… um… what do they call this horseless carriage in particular?"

"A Mercedes."

"…They named the vehicle after Mercedes? I'm surprised she was okay with that… anyway, the first rule of driving is checking the mirrors. Have you checked the mirrors?"

"Yes, I have. All I saw was my face."

"You shouldn't look directly into it. It'll help you look behind. Driving is a serious business, there's nothing fun about it."

"Aww… okay."

"Now, have you put on your seat belt?"

"Well, I did… but it was pressing awkwardly on my neck so I took it off."

"Put it back on."

"Why?"

"It's the law!"

"Oh, okay…" Flayn said, putting the seat belt on.

"Now, are you familiar with the stick?"

"The stick? Oh, you mean PRNDL?"

"…I'm sorry, what?"

"The PRNDL!"

"Uh… if you're referring to the P-R-N-D-L, then yes…" Seteth leaned out the window and looked behind to see Alois, mouthing "Help me!". Alois brought out a whiteboard that had the letters and what they stood for. Seteth studied it for a bit and nodding confidently, then turned to Flayn. "However, the correct term is Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive and Low."

"…Neutral? What does Neutral mean? Like Neutral territory? …What the heck is Low? Low drive? Low weapons?"

"Well, put the gear into drive and find out!"

"I can't! I'm all nervous from this weird fancy talk!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. Let's just relax, and turn on that music box! Would you like AM or FM?" Seteth was sounding more annoyed by the minute.

Behind them…

"Do you think they're doing okay?" Rhea asked.

"I'm pretty sure they are!" Alois confidently smiled.

Inside the car…

"This is making me a nervous wreck!"

"I'm trying to keep us from having a wreck!"

"We're not even moving!"

Seteth took a deep breath. "Right… I'm sorry… alright, let's take a deep breath… and put the car into drive."

"Right!"

Inside the monastery…

"And so, with that, the enemy would gain the upper hand. However, if we have the high ground, we will easily-"

"FORWARD! FORWARD! NOT REVERSE!"

"Huh?" Byleth turned to the source of the noise… and the Mercedes slammed into the wall and made a huge hole.

"AAACK!" Bernadetta screamed as everyone stared at the huge gaping wall with a destroyed Mercedes. On the inside, Flayn had a "Oh dear!" look on her face while Seteth was completely pale, his eyes bug eyed, his hands gripping the dashboard and was shaking like a leaf, and on the outside, Alois and Rhea looked on in shock and their jaws dropped while Hilda walked by and saw the damage.

"I'm not cleaning that up!" Hilda said and walked off.

"…I think I did rather well for the first time!" Flayn smiled, while Seteth slid underneath the seat. "…Brother? Oh dear…"

Upside-Down Archery

Claude hung himself down from a tree branch, pulling out his bow and smirking. He aimed at the targets before him and pulled the string, before releasing and hitting the targets, which were Bokoblins as they fell easily. "And that's how you do it!" Claude said, looking down, or in this case, up, to the Links.

"That's it? That's easy!" Toon Link said.

"That looks like nothing." Young Link chuckled as they climbed up the tree and joined Claude, aiming at some targets.

Toon Link didn't have a very good grip and fell first. "WAAAAAH!" He yelled, slamming onto the ground. "Ow…"

"I got this." Young Link smirked, aiming at a target… however, he wasn't used to upside-down archery so his arrow fell and stuck to the ground. "Whoops!" He reached for his arrows, but the whole bag fell out of his pocket and landed on the ground. "Aww…" He pouted, and then he slipped. "WHOOOOA!"

"Piece of cake." Link said, aiming a Bomb Arrow, but it slipped and landed on the ground, exploding as the fireball grazed Link's hair, singing it. "Oh! Hot hot hot!" He said, trying to brush it off… and falling. "AAAH!"

"Oooh!" Claude winced. "I think you three need a lot of practice."

"YA THINK?!" The three of them yelled.

Fell For It

Shamir set up a bear trap in the ground, covering it up. "There we go."

"I didn't know you had a thing for traps." Catherine said.

"It's efficient. It's how we'll kill our enemies." Shamir said and then hid in a bush, dragging Catherine in it.

SNAP!

"Gotcha!" Shamir smirked, hopping out of the bush and pulling out her bow, going to see who she caught with a smirk… and then saw Setsuna casually sitting there.

"Ooooh, hello…"

"What the… who are you?"

"Setsuna."

"Oh, I think she's one of Kamui's friends." Catherine said.

"Why are you sitting there? The bear trap is over your leg." Shamir said.

"It is? Oh… so it is… huh… I didn't realize there was a trap…"

Shamir pried it off of her. "Well, get out of here. I'm busy."

"Okay…"

Shamir walked off, digging up a pitfall and then climbed out, covering it with leaves. "There we go." She said and walked off with Catherine.

"Ack!"

"That was fast!" Catherine exclaimed as they ran to the pitfall and Shamir cocked her bow, but then saw Setsuna inside. "…What…"

"How?!"

Setsuna looked up. "Oh… hello again. I'm just sitting here."

"Ugh…" Shamir quickly dug her out and pushed Setsuna to Catherine. "Keep an eye on her." She ordered as she walked over and set up a rope trap. "There we go." She turned around to see Catherine and Setsuna… but the latter was gone. "Huh? Catherine, where's the girl?"

"What?! She was right here!"

"Hello!" A voice called out as they saw Setsuna hanging around in the trap.

"How did you-?!" Shamir looked absolutely baffled.

"Springing traps is my thing, apparently… I didn't even see it."

"Grrr… Catherine, get the duct tape!"

Later…

Catherine put Setsuna on a chair and strapped her with duct tape. "There, that'll hold her." She said, watching Shamir put up a hanging cage on a tree branch, connected with rope. "We good?"

"We're good!" Shamir gave her the thumbs up and climbed down.

CRASH!

Shamir paled and turned around, seeing Setsuna in the trap. Catherine looked on in surprise as she turned around to see that she somehow busted out of the duct taped chair as she jawdropped. "But… you… I.. You were-"

"Hello!" Setsuna smiled like it was no big deal.

Shamir's eye twitched. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"I'll just lay here… the ground is so comfy…"

Catherine lifted the trap and dragged Setsuna away. "Come on, you're heading back home."

"Aww, but I like it here…"

Shamir took a deep breath and built herself a wooden cage, strapping it to a few tree branches. "There we go."

With Catherine…

"You know, I have to ask you… why do you spring traps on purpose so much?" Catherine asked, but there was no response. "…Hello?"

SMASH!

"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!" Shamir screamed.

"Hiiiii~!" Setsuna's voice called out.

Catherine looked down to see that she was holding on to Setsuna's shoe. "How does she DO that?!" '

Shamir stormed off near Catherine, annoyed… while dragging Setsuna. "I! Give! Up!"

"Weeeee…"

Catherine shook her head. "That girl isn't right in the head."

Uh... aheheheh... my bad! I was wondering how well it'd turn out if I did one dark skit and three light hearted skits... and well, it didn't do so hot. Hehehe, whoops! You won't be seeing that again anytime soon. That was a dumb idea anyway.

Anyway, take care, y'all!