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Fuzzy Encounter
A Stufful walked along a trail, happily humming. "Stuff Stuff!" The Stufful happily cried, munching on a berry that was hanging off of a small branch and went about its day. The bush nearby started ruffling until a Fuzzy peeked its whole body out of it, seeing the Stuffull going about its day.
"Meeyoooork!" The Fuzzy smirked and hopped behind the Stuffull.
"Stuff?" Stuffull turned its head as the Fuzzy quickly leaped into the tall grass. "…Stuff." Stuffull shrugged and walked continued walking, unaware of its stalker.
The Stuffull eventually found a good spot and then curled up to take a nap. "Stuff… zzzz…"
"Meeyork!" The Fuzzy smirked, happily bouncing toward its victim and hopped on its back, licking its lips. It was about to have itself a snack when a large shadow loomed over it. It turned around and saw Mama Bewear, arms folded and tapping its foot impatiently with a shadow cast over its eyes. "…Meee… york?"
The Bewear quickly picked it up, gave it a glare and quickly threw it toward the sky. A star shined brightly in the sky shortly after. "Bewear." Bewear said, dusting her hands off and turned back to her small child.
"Stuuuuuuff…" Stuffull let out a yawn and gently smacked its lips in its sleep.
With a nod, Bewear walked off.
Destruction of Garreg Mach
Garreg Mach the day before
"Why yes, I think it is a wonderful idea for Garreg Mach to be the next stage for Smash Bros." Rhea said. "It would be a perfect opportunity for our students to learn how each individual Smasher behaves in combat. They might learn a thing or two."
Garreg Mach the day after
"RAAAAAAAH! I'LL CRUSH YOU, PLUMBER!" Bowser roared, going into his Giga Bowser form and punching Mario, but he backflipped… and Bowser made a giant hole in the entrance.
"Mind if I borrow these for a sec?" Villager asked, taking as many items in his pockets as he can and then ran off, throwing food at Pac-Man who quickly gobbled them up and threw his fire hydrant at Villager, forcing him to roll out of the way as the fire hydrant got stuck to a wall.
"Aaargh!" Roy was knocked onto a table in the Reception Hall and saw Captain Falcon running toward him.
"FALCON…. PUNCH!" He yelled, but Roy rolled out of the way as the Falcon Punch hit the ground as the tables flew everywhere. He was then hit by a Dancing Blade attack soon after.
Chrom was on a horse from the stable, holding a lance as Marth was also holding a lance, both of them glaring at each other. "Let the joust begin!" Kamui yelled as the horses charged right at each other.
"YAAAAAH!" Both men yelled, while Ferdinand and Sylvain watched in horror.
"I can't look!" Ferdinand closed his eyes.
"Oooh! That looked… ooooh!" Sylvain winced.
"This is why I stay in my room…" Bernadetta sighed. "At least nothing bad will happen in here."
Suddenly, Yang came flying through the door as Bernadetta let out a shriek. "Not bad, Ryu! But I'm not done yet!" Yang ran out the door… right when Bernadetta fainted on the spot.
Link would cut through the flowers in the greenhouse, looking annoyed. "No rupees, no hearts… what is this place?!" He yelled, and then earned a Warlock Punch to his back from Ganondorf.
"Eyes on me, boy!"
"Ah, I enjoy fishing." Isabelle smiled, happily fishing on the dock with Young Link while Greninja was getting all the fish after he dove in… while Wario threw a Bob-omb at Luigi behind them… and then Daisy butt bounced Wario from behind.
"Don't you dare blow up my man in front of me!" She yelled, and then Wario ran and grabbed her, throwing her toward the dorms.
"Have a rotten day!"
In the dining hall, Kirby had sucked up Ingrid, spitting her out and getting her golden locks while also pulling out a spear and also a mini pegasus as he flew around and impaled Pit and Dark Pit, then he landed on the table and began sucking everything up for food, including Raphael's meat. "Ack! That's my meat!" Raphael pouted, and then Ingrid sat up, looking grossed out. "Oh hey Ingrid, why do you look frazzled?"
"I don't want to talk about it! That pink puffball is no longer cute!"
In the training area, Felix was getting pelted by Pikmin. "Ack! Aaaah! What the heck is going on?!" He yelled, attempting to brush off the Pikmin, but he was getting burned, electrified, pounded, poisoned… and then Olimar threw a Purple Pikmin on him that knocked him down. "Ooogh…"
On the bridge, Samus was having a shoot out with Dark Samus, both of them firing missiles at each other until they finally unleashed their Zero Lasers at each other, both of them colliding, resulting in a huge explosion that destroyed the bridge, sending the two into the abyss below… but Dark Samus flew up while Samus used her Grapple Beam to grab a hold of the ledge and brought herself up. She then got a running start and leaped over the huge gap and tackled Dark Samus.
At the classrooms, Mewtwo was lifting up objects and throwing them at Pikachu and Pichu, but they had run out of the way… while Byleth came running in and grabbed Mewtwo with her Sword of the Creator, pulling him toward her and kicking him away. She was then blasted away by a grenade thanks to Snake. He then looked up and saw four Arwings coming in and shooting up the entire place or even dropping a Smart Bomb or two on the place to try and KO the Smashers.
In the Cathedral… people were praying to the goddess for this madness to stop and the choir was doing everything they could to calm everyone down… and then… a small songstress came in. "Jiiiiiiggalypuff, Jiggaleeeee puuuuuuff."
"Ooooh… I feel sleepy…" Dorothea yawned and fell asleep, as did the others.
"Jiggalypuff… Jigga-…" Jigglypuff saw them all asleep. "-Puff?" She then bloated up angrily. "PUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF!" She quickly pulled out her marker and went to work on drawing art on their faces. How dare they sleep through her song!
And finally, in the Audience Chamber, Seteth was in a fetal position, rocking back and forth. "Lady Rhea, they broke Seteth!" Flayn called out. "…Lady Rhea? Where are you?"
With Rhea…
Rhea's eye twitched, her body shaking in fury. "For five minutes… could you not destroy the church… FOR FIVE MINUTES?!" Rhea screamed, transforming into the Immaculate One. "RAAAAAAAAAAH!" She roared and flew off to attempt to silence the attackers… but found herself getting blasted by every single Smash attack ever. "AAAAAAAAGH!" Rhea fell to the ground in defeat.
"We have conquered the boss!" Toon Link cheered, high fiving Ike.
The Hands watched all this chaos unfold, and then Crazy Hand turned to his brother. "So, she does realize all of this will repair itself once the free for all is over, right?"
"Eh, let her figure it out."
Not Completely Useless
In-Game
"Hehehe, I've got this in the bag!" Ruby smirked, playing Mario Kart on the TV when she saw a Blooper pop up on the screen. "Oh… it's a Blooper." Ruby rolled her eyes as the Blooper sprayed ink on the screen. "That thing is useless, I can still see the screen! Oh well, I still got this!"
Outside the game
Ruby drifted on a curve, smirking. "Wahoo! I'm gonna win!" He exclaimed… and then a Blooper appeared in front of her. "Oh, it's you. Let me guess, you're only gonna cover half my eyesight?" The Blooper, despite not having a mouth, smirked and then splattered ink all over her face, covering her eyes. "ACK! MY EYES! MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! AAAAAAAAAH!" She screamed, slamming into a wall. "Ow…" She groaned, and then a Shy Guy slammed into her, then Birdo, Waluigi, Dry Bones, Diddy Kong, Iggy Koopa, Junior, ROB, Wiggler, and Metal Mario all crashed into one another, resulting in a pile up since the Blooper had also inked them… all but one.
A Boo drove past them, cackling as the Blooper appeared next to the Boo as the two high fived each other as they crossed the finish line.
Baking Sweets
Ding!
"Ah! The cake is done!" Peach smiled, pulling the cake out of the oven. "Now let's see, where did I put my frosting… ah, here we go!" She smiled, lacing the cake with pink frosting. "Hmm, something's missing…" She rubbed her chin in thought. "What else do I need to add…"
"Creamie?"
"Hmm?" Peach looked down and saw an Alcremie wandering into her kitchen. "Oh! Aren't you just the cutest!" She smiled, picking up the Pokemon and set it down on the counter.
Alcremie looked at the cake and immediately wandered off, then came back with some sweet berries. "Cream! Cream!"
"Oh? You want me to add those?" She asked as the Alcremie nodded. "Okay!" She smiled, patting the Alcremie on the head and went right to work, lightly sprinkling Strawberry Sweets and Ribbon Sweets, but Alcremie wasn't having this, so it used Decorate to decorate the entire cake with all of the sweets. "Oh!" Peach exclaimed. "I guess that'll work too." She giggled as the Alcremie nodded, then Peach went right to cutting the cake.
She put a piece of cake on her plate that had all seven sweets on it and took a little taste. "…Oh my goodness! It's so sweet!" Peach gushed as the Alcremie folded its arms and nodded in approval with a smile. She then went out the door where Mario and Luigi were in the living room, and even Bowser was there too. "Alright, everyone! Dig in!" She said, handing them a plate.
Mario's eyes lit up as soon as he took a bite. "Mama mia!"
"It's so sweet!" Luigi grinned.
"You don't mind if I borrow your recipe, do you?" Bowser asked, not even noticing Alcremie on her shoulder. "What's your secret?"
"It's a secret to everyone." Peach giggled, lightly fist bumping the Alcremie.
And that, my friends, is how the Fuzzies somehow showed up in space in Galaxy 2 and Super Paper Mario. They messed with Mama Bear.
Now... let us have a grand ol' time with Byleth in Smash! ...Whenever they will show up today! (I'll post my thoughts here when they release. Be on the look out for the "EDIT:" later on!)
EDIT: Byleth is a friggin' MONSTER and I freakin' love it. Holy CRAP, she's insane! (Yes, I said she, I'm using Fem!Byleth, after all.) Though, I question why 100 HP Stamina Mode was needed for Classic... couldn't they have bumped it up to like, say, 120 or 150? Like, really, was that needed? I also got all the Spirits in one try, though Seteth and Claude's was a bit sketchy though... phew. All in all? I found a new main for me to play with! What are your thoughts on them?
