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Paper RWBY: The Thousand Year Door Alternate Ending (Take 2!)
"FOOOOOLS!" Shadow Queen yelled. "You fools think you can win against me?"
Mario came in, ready for a fight, but Shadow Queen merely flicked him away. No seriously, she literally sent Mario flying with a mere flick. "Ack!"
"I will ask you one more time. Join me or perish." Shadow Queen threatened, snapping her fingers as shadow hands grabbed a hold of everyone.
"We'll never join you!" Luigi yelled.
"Oh, that's a shame." Shadow Queen smirked, as Luigi was slowly being dragged towards a tub of garlic.
"Wait! Wait! NO NO NO NOOOOO! MAAARIOOOOO!"
"Luigi!" Weiss yelled. "If he falls in that garlic, he'll smell like Wario for weeks!"
"Stop!" Mario pleaded. "No one deserves to smell like Wario!"
"HEY!" Wario suddenly popped in. "No one's asking ya to smell me."
"I can only stop if you just say the word!"
Mario clenched his fists, he couldn't stand the sight of his brother about to smell as bad as Wario-
"I'M RIGHT HERE!"
-from the hands of the Shadow Queen. On the other hand, it would have meant the destruction of the world. Family… or the world? "I'm waiting!"
Mario bowed his head, closing his eyes. "Alright… we'll join you."
"What?! No!" Ruby yelled.
"Gooooood." Shadow Queen smirked, the shadow hands let Luigi go, and away from the garlic. "Now, let's work our magic!"
"No… we were so close!" Tifa exclaimed.
"So this is how it's going to be, huh?" Specter Knight grumbled.
"I'm sorry, everyone…"
A few days later…
"Hahaha! Oh, look at this beautiful chaos! I love it!" Shadow Queen cackled, watching TV while the good guys, now wearing maid hats and aprons, were pampering her for anything, much to their irritation; Tifa was fixing up the Queen's hair, Weiss was doing her nails, and Yang was messaging her feet. "Oh, no army will contain me! Another martini for the ruler of the world, butler!" She ordered.
"Coming right up." Mario grumbled while holding a tray with an empty glass. "This stinks."
"You think this stinks?" Cue Mario turning to Cinder in a janitor outfit. "At least you're not in charge of cleaning the toilets!"
Psychic Training
"Avery, are you sure this is a good idea? I've heard she's quite scary!" Klara said.
"You only think she's scary is because she has Psychic Pokemon and you have Poison types." Avery smirked.
"Pfft! Do not! I just heard she's quite… intimidating." Klara shuddered as they entered the doors to see a young woman meditating, floating in mid-air, her back turned to them.
"I've foreseen your arrival." The woman spoke, gently floating down. "What is it that you want from me?"
Avery bowed. "Sabrina, was it? I've heard how powerful you are all the way from the Galar region. I ask you to train me in my psychic abilities."
"My reputation precedes me then…" Sabrina mused. "It is true, I am the most powerful psychic in the Kanto region. You ask me to train you… but why?"
"I am a psychic in training… and my psychic powers are weak compares to yours, Sabrina. I wish to be the strongest Psychic trainer in the Galar Region."
"Very well. I will teach you." She then turned to Klara who was hiding behind Avery. "Do not be afraid, young lady. I will not hurt you… unless you give me a reason to."
A shudder went down Klara's spine. "O-okay!" She paled.
"Now, let us begin."
"Mmmph! Mmmph!" Avery struggled to lift up a slice of pizza, even if his fingers were at his temples.
"Come on, Avery! You can do it!" Klara cheered.
"Clear your mind. Focus." Sabrina instructed. "Your psychic powers will grow if you are not distracted." She said, her arms folded as she lifted up a slice of pizza with her psychic abilities, the pizza went toward her mouth and took a bite.
How does she DO that?! Klara thought.
"Hrrrgh! Mmmph!" Avery was underneath a dumb bell, struggling all he can to lift it up… while Sabrina was underneath one herself and lifting it up like it was nothing with her psychic powers.
"Exercise your mind. Make it grow!" Sabrina instructed.
"Are you trying to make him burst a blood vessel?!" Klara yelled.
Sabrina sat on top of some boxes, as Avery attempted to move them with his psychic powers. "Come on, a Caterpie can move these boxes faster than you!"
"But a Caterpie isn't a Psychic type!" Klara pointed out.
"Exactly!"
Klara sweatdropped. "What did we get ourselves into?"
Much later…
Avery moved the pizza slice with his mind, happily munching on it. He moved the dumbbells with his mind. He pushed the boxes with ease. He even lifted up Klara! "Hey! HEY! HEEEEEY! Put me down, ya moron!"
Sabrina chuckled. "You're ready."
"Thank you very much for your time." Avery said, bowing to her.
"You are welcome." Sabrina bowed as well. "Now go."
Avery nodded and walked out the door, dragging Klara out the door with his psychic mind. "Wait! No! NO! I can walk myself! Let go of me! I'm talking to you! HEY! ARE YOU LISTENING?!" Klara yelled as the door closed behind them.
Sabrina turned around. "He will do well in Galar." She said and walked off.
An Axe Problem
"Edelgard!" Dimitri walked over to her. "Let us spar."
"If you insist." Edelgard said as Dimitri took out Areadbhar while Edelgard took out a simple axe.
"…Edelgard, where is Aymr?"
"I lent it to the teacher. She said she wanted to use it for Smash."
"Hmm… let us hope she uses it wisely."
Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom hospital…
"Ooogh…" Lucas groaned as every Smasher ever (Minus Rosalina and Hero, since they're not here yet) were in hospital beds as nurses and doctors were working overtime to get everyone back up and running while Bereto looked at his sister.
"I think you have a problem…"
"Aheheh… whoops." Byleth rubbed the back of her head sheepishly while adding a sheepish smile.
New Hero of Hyrule
The Master Sword stood humbly in the pedestal. Butterflies circled around the sword as one of them perched on the hilt. Footsteps suddenly approached the Master Sword. The butterflies dispersed as Koroks looked on in awe. "The Hero of Hyrule has come!"
"…Hold on, something's off about this one."
"Why does he look so dog-like?"
Instead of Link who had come for the Master Sword… it was none other than Zacian! It studied the Master Sword, carefully looking at it and walked around it, sniffing it a bit before letting out a nod and gave it a firm grip with its mouth… and then to the Korok's surprise, the Master Sword lifted off the ground, firmly in its mouth.
"Master!" Fi called and then burst out of the Master Sword. "You have been called to the Master Sword once more. Ganondorf has taken over and you… are… a… dog…?" Fi tilted her head. "Curious… my last master was a human. Hmm, something tells me Goddess Hylia has a sense of humor." She mused. "Fascinating… but no matter. We must defeat the darkness that has spread over Hyrule!"
Zacian nodded and took off with Fi… and then a few minutes later, Link arrived. "Man, I knew I shouldn't have drank that warm milk before bed… alright, come to papa!" Link grinned, and then noticed it was empty. "Eh? Where's the Master Sword?"
Later…
Ganondorf fell on one knee, panting. "So… it is true then… you are no ordinary swordsman… to think I was bested by a dog…"
"LOOOOOOOOARD!" Zacian howled.
"I couldn't agree more." Ganondorf smirking, holding his sword. "Let us finish this!"
The two of them got into position and then lunged at each other, slashing through each other. The two of them had a stand still… and then Ganondorf fell. "Bested by a dog… unbelievable…" He said, falling to the ground in defeat.
"Well done! Well done!" Zelda praised, running up to the Legendary Pokemon and playfully stroked his neck.
"Looooard~!" Zacian playfully howled and nuzzled against her.
"Oh, you're such a good boy! Yes you are! Come on, let's head back home together. I think you'll be fine sleeping in my bed tonight."
Zacian smiled. "Looooard!"
"I thought so. Let's go!" Zelda smiled. "You're such a good boy!"
Meanwhile, with Link…
Link sat in his house, sighing. "Well, it can't get much worse… right?"
"Mail call!" The postmaster called out as Link walked out of his house to pick up a newspaper and his eyes widened.
"The new hero of Hyrule… IS A DOG?!" He yelled and kept reading. "The new Hero of Hyrule becomes the newest addition to the royal family… often sleeps on Princess Zelda's bed… WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN?!" Link yelled, tearing the newspaper to shreds.
With Zacian…
"And now, we present to you… the good boy award!" A guard called, putting a medal over Zacian. "You made us proud, Hero of Hyrule!"
"LOOOOOOOOARD!"
A friend of mine wrote that alternate take on that Shadow Queen skit I wrote a while back... which honestly, I probably should have done that myself. It's what happens when I write Shadow Queen... I tend to go dark with her, and not to mention i'm rewriting my Revenge of the Shadow Queen Touhou/Mario story. Hahahaha, it happens!