Epilogue II – Pretty Damn Good

"Junior, stop chasing the seagulls!" I scolded from our spot. Seagulls were evil. I could just imagine them pecking my son to death. And said son did what any two year old would do, ignored me. "William Reese Cullen, so help me God, if you don't stop chasing the seagulls, you will not be allowed fudge the rest of your life." That threat got him scampering back to me.

"No, Mommy. I be good! I want fudge!" he whined, clinging to my leg. I sighed, looking at adorable little boy clinging to me like a last resort. Edward didn't see it, but Reese looked just like him. The bronze hair, the vibrant green eyes, and a cute little innocence to him.

"Why don't you make some sandcastles for a little while, baby? Mommy needs to rest before we play in the water." Two kids and an endlessly supply of fudge will do anyone in.

Getting comfy in my chair, I lounged back watching Reese play with his little buckets and shovels. If making fudge didn't work out for him, he could work in construction.

I swear I closed my eyes for just a minute, but the next thing I knew, two little hands were on my cheeks, forcing me to make a fish face.

"Water, Mommy!" Reese was on my lap, vibrating in a way that reminded me of Alice.

"Alright, baby."

With Reese in my arms, I walked us down the beach to the water. He was just under the thirty pound mark, but I could already feel the strain in my arms. Knowing my baby boy was getting too heavy for me to hold and carry broke my heart. I cried in Fudge's arms the night I realized that Kat was too heavy for me to carry anymore. Fudge was strong enough to carry both of them in his arms if the other week wasn't evident enough.

Junior was always a squirmy kid so the moment my feet were submerged in water, he squirmed in my arms. I crouched down and released him from my hold.

For a few precious moments, I ingrained the scene of him splashing around the water so carefree into my brain. Before I knew it, he'd be six feet tall just like his daddy.

We walked in the shallow part of the water for a while. He kept trying to splash me, and I splashed him right back.

"Mommy! Look!" Reese pointed ahead of us and began running from me.

"Junior!" I yelled, running to catch his surprisingly fast stubby legs. "Stop doing that, baby."

"Well, if it's any consolation, I enjoyed my biology lesson for the day," Fudge commented, eyeing my boobs in my black bikini top. According to him, after two pregnancies my boobs looked and I quote "fucking fantastic, mouthwatering, and sinful". I rolled my eyes with a little smile. Boys.

"Have you enjoyed your beach date with Daddy, honey?" I asked Kat. She nodded her head excitedly, telling me about how she got splashed by a ginormous wave, but Fudge made sure she was safe.

Some shells washed up nearby distracted the kids so they scampered off, but we kept our eyes on them as Fudge and I continued a stare off with one another.

"How many times did you threaten Reese?" he smirked.

"Shut it!" I huffed. Reese always seemed to misbehave worse when it was just him and I. I carried that boy for nine months and that's how he repaid me?

"Aw, baby, come on now."

"You're at fault! Your mother's told me all about the little hellion you were for her!"

He chuckled, closing the space in between us and pulling me close so he could whisper in my ear. "I'm sorry, Triple B. I thank you for giving us two beautiful kids that make your head spin." He kissed the spot just below my ear while he rubbed a hand against the scar I got from Reese's c-section. "I can make it up to you once the kids are asleep."

"Hmm…" I moaned softly, imagining his strong hands caressing my whole body as he fucked me into oblivion. "I'll hold you to that, Fudge."

The rest of the day we enjoyed the cool waves against our hot skin. Just watching Fudge with our kids melted my heart every second. I'd told him a few days before his twenty-third birthday that he was going to be a daddy. My intention was to tell him on his birthday, but when he caught me vomiting, I had to tell him because he immediately thought I was dying and ready to call an ambulance. He'd never seen me vomit before, claiming I had a stomach of steel. I thought I had that until Kit Kat took over my womb.

Thankfully, she was a sweet angel and didn't ruin my appetite for my husband's livelihood. However, I knew the second she was born, I knew she was going to give Fudge a heart attack. She was half me after all. Hehe. Maybe God was paying me back and gave me our devil son to balance everything out. If Fudge or I die early, it'd be because of them.

We wrapped up the rest of our beach trip and went home. Fudge followed through with his promise to me once the kids were asleep. Nothing better in the world than the feel of your husband taking you from behind and pulling your hair. Especially when you still taunt him just to get a rise out of him.

Esme and Carlisle graciously offered to take the kids the next day, leaving Edward and me to our own devices. Like the dutiful wife I was, I kissed my husband and sent his pretty ass off to work. He was just doing a quick check in on the boardwalk then the rest of the day was ours or so he thought.

As soon as he had driven away, I quickly hoped in my car and followed his exact steps far enough that he wouldn't see me. Instead of using the back door like I'd had been for nearly a decade, I approached from the front, pausing momentarily to watch Fudge at the counter. Watching him animatedly interact with all the guests brought a smile to my face. It was a sight I was privileged to witness.

Finally breaking the barrier, I entered the little shop, the tinkering of the bell above me rang out. Immediately, his eyes were drawn to the door and his trademark smirk revealed itself. Lifting my sunglasses up onto my head, I approached him at the counter adding an extra sway in my hips.

"Well, what can I do for you, miss?" he asked all cockily, leaning his forearms against the case with his eyebrows arched and that smirk still present.

"I'd love some sweet, savory fudge for me and my hot lover to enjoy at home. The kids are away and I'm feeling a little kinky," I quietly whispered the last part so only he'd hear. "Do you have any suggestions?"

"Mint chocolate," he replied without hesitation.

"Unfortunately, I have a horrible mint allergy. Wouldn't be a very sexy time if I puff up."

"You're full of shit, B," he laughed, drawing a few head turns. Leaning closer to me again, he whispered, "But seriously, are you feeling kinky?"

"That's a question you need to find out yourself." I pulled my sunglasses back down to cover my eyes. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a tight deadline involving seducing all the hormone ridden teenage boys handing out free food." And with that, I turned on my heel out the door and down the boardwalk.

I was barely twenty feet away when his strong arms pulled me back to him and pulled me back to him. He turned me around and shoved his tongue in his mouth. A moan escaped my lips not from our naughty deeds, but from the piece of fudge that he slyly had in his mouth and transferred to mine. As gross as that sounded, it was oddly erotic. We mastered this skill over the years.

"Don't even think about it, Triple B," he threatened after removed our lips from one another.

"You know me so well, Fudge. You're the only boy I want."

And it was true. Our lives were pretty damn good if I had to say so. We had two beautiful children together, a house, his family business, and my freelance art.

Fudge the chocolate and Fudge Boy aka Edward Cullen, the love of my life that I found standing outside a fudge shop in the 609, changed my life all those years ago.

I think the only thing missing was fudge covered dick.

Posted: December 13, 2019

Summer of Fudge was nominated as a Top Ten Completed Fic in October on TwiFanfiction Recs and placed seventh. Awesome!

I hope you enjoyed this installment of Summer of Fudge with a glimpse inside Triple B's mind.

I have five outtakes planned right now, two of which are written, in addition to a futuretake. So if you don't already, hit that story alert button because I have no idea when those'll be out. I'm hoping I can get a few out before the year's over, but who knows.

Thanks for the continued support and keep on reading! See you soon!