Almost everyone in the Loud Family was completely sick today, except for Lincoln, who was busy making everyone their breakfast, and it proved to be a little difficult for him to accomplish. But, nevertheless, Lincoln was man of the house for the time being, and he knew that his family was too sick to do most things, except watch TV, and sit on the couch, or eat in bed.
He did this a couple of times in the past before, and he knew how everyone like their breakfast and their eggs cooked to their request. "Whoo! This is hard work." Lincoln wiped where his head was inside the hazmat suit. "And I wish there was air conditioning in these suits."
As soon as he was done making the breakfast, he made everyone the juices and he heard Lola cry out: "Lincoln, hurry up! I'm dying of thirst in here and- Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!" she was coughing again and still sounded horrible.
"I'm coming, Lola!" Lincoln called back to her. "It's almost done!"
"Lola, stop rushing Lincoln." said Lynn Sr. "He knows exactly what he's doing. You guys are patient with me when I cook you all breakfast. Right?"
"Good point." Luan said before letting out another sneeze. They saw Lincoln with two plates. She gave the first two platters to Luna and Lucy, and went back to the kitchen to bring in two more plates, to Lana and Lola, and so on and so forth to bring everyone else the breakfast they wanted.
"Here you go, guys." Lincoln said. "Bon appetit!" the whole family tried thanking Lincoln for his generosity and hospitality, but they were coughing and wheezing again. "Wow. I'm so glad I am wearing this suit right now."
Everyone then began to eat up their breakfast platters and drink their beverages so they wouldn't be hungry or thirsty on this fine morning. He sat on the couch and turned on the TV to watch some Dream Boat so he can relax and enjoy himself. Despite having the hazmat suit on, it still felt a little word and awkward for Lincoln to try and relax (mostly because Luna, Lymn, Lily, and a few other sisters would hug him, being sisters as they were, and it looked a little bit like they were trying to feast on his brain like actual zombies would do.
Of course, they were not truly zombies at all. No, if they were, they would have just tore down his suit and tore his arms and legs out, and munch on his head to get his brain, and probably leave his limbs and the rest of his body to the vultures outside.
Not to mention that, they would look vicious and show some open guts from probably inside their stomachs or chests.
Finally, their moaning and growling wound he more demonic with two voices and grunting combined into one demonic growling. If Lincoln wanted to eat something, he would eat it separately, like at the dining room table so he wouldn't get infected from the rest of his family in case they sneezed or coughed on him by mistake.
This was something that would prove to be a little more difficult for him. It might be a long day for him, but he had to take care of everyone in this house, and give everyone the love and support they needed to heal the cold they were suffering from.
"You know, me and your father are really proud of you, Lincoln." said Rita. "Really. You taking care of all of us when we're all sick, making us breakfast."
"Yeah, you could be a good father to your kids when you grow up." Lynn sr added with encouragement.
"Totally. Maybe Ronnie Anne would like to have kids with you." Lori said.
It made Lincoln flush and he replied: "whoa whoa whoa, I'm only eleven and... it's way to early to think about that, right? And besides, Ronnie Anne's not really my type."
"Oh of course it's too early for you to have kids of your own." Luan said before sneezing. "Say, what do you call it when a snowman has offspring? Chill dren! Get it?"
The siblings groaned at her usual puns, but Luan began coughing from laughing a little too hard. "Easy sweetie." Rita said. "Don't want to make the condition worse on yourself."
"Sorry, mom."
"I might suggest you take a pill for influenza, elder brother." Lisa warned flatly. "Just in case you want to consume some edible materials or when you use the lavatory, or cleanse yourself in the shower."
"Good idea. Where is the pill?"
"On the third draw left from the sink." said Lisa. "It is a strong medicine I have mixed in my little lab."
Lincoln got in the kitchen and took the pill to be a little more immune. Four hours passed and it was turning into the afternoon, and Lynn Sr decided to order the pizza for everyone to eat. As soon as it came for them all, the sick family members began eating it as if they were zombies eating another person's organs or piggies eating from a farm through.
It tasted so good and everyone was happy to have the pizza that they ordered. Overtime, the sisters and parents began asking Lincoln for some favors, making him a little overwhelmed. "I'm coming Leni, I'll get you your smoothie."
"And make that seasonal?"
Lincoln sighed and did as the second eldest sister asked of him to do. The other sisters began asking favors like giving them ice cream or some drinks. Just then, the doorbell rang and Lincoln went to answer it. "Oh! Hey Luke."
"Hey everyone. I made you all some brownies." said the Rogue Lion. "And Lincoln, I wanna talk to you."
"About what?"
"For Africa. I was thinking about it, and I think we should visit the Central African Republic one of these days?"
"Wait, I thought you said it was dangerous." said Luna.
"Most of it is, yes. But, there are a couple of South Africans that run the Sangha lodge in the west. It's a nice national park with lots of wildlife and they can get you in easily. The national park is the only part of the Central African Republic we could visit. Besides, I would never let anything had happen to you."
"Cool. How can we get over there?" Lincoln asked. "The animals look awesome."
"Simple. We go to an airport into a stop in Paris France. That place can get you to many African countries."
"Well, I don't know if That's a good idea." Lynn sr admitted. "Central African Republic still sounds a little dangerous."
"Well not now. Maybe someday." Luke clarified. "Still, Tanzania will be the first place to go."