List of oneshots part 3
chapter 198
Jaune ends up going to the dance with a bunch of surprising girls.
Series: RWBY
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-Beacon, JNPR's room-
"SHIT!" Jaune yelled while panicking and running around an empty room. "SHIT SHIT SHIT!"
The reason? It's very simple…he doesn't have a date for the Beacon Dance next week and he tried everyone he could think of but no one was available or even interested in being his date. Not even Pyrrha, who had decided to go with Yatsuhashi.
"FUCK!" he yelled before slapping himself. "Ow! Ok, calm down. No one wants to date you, that doesn't mean I can't just give up. Mmmm...but who else should I ask?"
As he thought about this, he didn't notice that his scroll was activated visa voice command by Circe, the AI program within all Scrolls, and continued to listen in on his conversation.
"Um...Ren? No no, um...Glynda? No...um…" He muttered out loud while feeling very much stressed. "Damn it! I need a plan!"
That was when Circe began to access his phone app and at random, called several numbers at once.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
Which got Jaune's attention very quickly as he ran over to the scroll.
"Calls made. Please stand by...you got seven voicemails. Reply to them?" the scroll said in his mother's voice.
Jaune paled. "Wait what? No! I didn't want you to call anyone."
"Reply to voicemails?" It asked again.
"No!"
"Ok." it said before turning off, leaving Jaune very nervous.
'Please don't like the calls be misinterpreted by the mafia.' he thought before Ren walked inside the room.
"Jaune." he said calmly while taking a deep breath. "I need your help, Nora wants me to wear a Mistral dress...a very skimpy one."
"The closet's yours."
"No, I mean I need some help telling her no."
"Oh…" he gulped. "Sure, but what does it look like?"
He pulled out a picture of a red and pink dress that was very tight around the hips and exposed the chest area as a dragon was etched onto the back.
"..." Jaune blushed before looking at Ren and gulped. "To be perfectly honest, you might make it work. I mean you kinda are a bit….feminine."
"Jaune, either help me convince her otherwise, or I'll tell Pyrrha about your secret rabbit onesie."
He blushed. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me." Ren said sternly.
Jaune sighed. "Fine, but I'm being honest. You would make a perfect girl in that dress."
"Do I look like a girl to you?"
He lightly blushed. "Well when we met...I kinda did think you were a girl."
Ren deadpanned and used his semblance to become invisible before grabbing Jaune's underwear and pulled.
STRETCH!
"AYI!" he screamed in pain as Ren deactivated his semblance.
"That was a warning shot."
"Message...received." he got out before falling to the ground. "Ow…"
However, what no one noticed was the fact that several people were coming to Beacon and soon it will be hectic, well for the seven days before the dance that is.
(Day one)
Jaune was currently polishing his blade while in his dorm room. "Almost done."
As he was polishing, he noticed that something was off...like really off.
'Why do I feel overwhelming dread and fear?' he thought as his back got a big chill. He looked around and saw that he was still alone, but it didn't make the feeling go away.
All the while he didn't notice that someone was watching him from inside his closet.
'Mmm, should've tried the tree.' They thought as Jaune shivered again.
"Maybe the heat's turned down." he said while walking to the window...only to see that it was pried open and broken near the sides. "..." 'Oh no, a thief!' he looked around on high alert while holding his blade at the ready. "Hello?"
Silence.
He gulped while feeling the air getting colder near the closet. "Come out!"
Silence.
"I mean it! I'm armed and dangerous."
Silence.
"Please come out!"
Creak.
The door opened up a little as Jaune walked over to it and opened it.
Revealing a young girl with light tan skin, dusty rose hair, grayish blue eyes, a C cup chest and small ass, wearing a red and white jacket, a white shirt, blue tracksuit pants, a black beanie that covers her left eye, a large black scarf and red canvas sneakers, sitting in the closet while a sniper rifle was hanging around her left shoulder.
"..."
"...um...hi?" she waved while completely exposed and vulnerable. 'Shit! I let my...wait. This is WHAT I wanted!'
"Who are you!?"
"May Zedong." she said while not getting up. "I'm from Shade Academy, Team BRNZ. I came here for the festival."
"...that still doesn't explain WHY you were in my closet!"
"Oh that." she sweatdropped. "I didn't have a key so I let myself in, although you DID invite me in that voice message."
"By the window?! Why not the...wait, what voice message?"
"Eh?" May raised an eyebrow before pulling out a pink scroll with a bunny on it. "You called me. Something about a date for the Beacon Dance, and since I'm in the same boat I thought 'why not'?"
His jaw dropped before facepalming hard enough to leave a mark.
"Are you ok?" She asked while Jaune took a deep breath. "If not, maybe I should go." 'I was hoping for a date...it's been awhile and...ugh I don't want my first time in Vale to be boring!'
"Yeah, yeah, it's just...I think my Scroll accidentally called you."
"...oh." She looked falone at that. "I see...you just randomly hurt a girl's heart. Like a pro sniper."
'Shit!' he panicked. "N-N-No wait! I didn't mean it like that."
May shook her head. "No, I know when I'm not needed. After all, I'm the weakest link in my team and the worst at being human...sorry about the window."
"Wait! I accept your proposal!"
Her eye flashed with hope. "Really? You want me as your date?"
"Yeah, I mean, you DID come all the way here, so it only makes sense that it's not a complete waste."
She smiled before giving him a small hug and whispered in his ear. "If you make this fun for me, I might let you see my other eye."
"Eh?"
"Let's just say in my family, seeing the bride's covered eye is a blessing to betroth them." She winked before running out of the window and hopped onto several trees as she vanished from sight. 'That and allowing you to fall for me~'
"..." he was silent while looking around. "What just happened?"
(Day two)
Jaune yawned while getting up and headed towards the bathroom to brush his teeth. 'Need...more sleep.'
"Come on Ren, at least try it on!"
"No." Ren frowned while in the closet.
"Please? Just one time."
"No and I'm staying here until the dance ends."
"AW! RENNY!"
'I hope they resolve that.' He yawned before entering the bathroom and noticed a small woman with long hair that was half pink and half brown with white streaks on the pink side, a set of eyes that seemed to change from brown, pale pink and white for some reason, although it was predominantly brown and pink, an E cup chest, wearing a white tail jacket with a pink interior and one wide broad tail, brown pants, black gloves, and black and white boots with very high heels and multiple buttons on each side, a brown corset, curved in the middle and at the bottom, exposing her small hips, several sets of black or silver necklaces that hung haphazardly around her neck, sitting on the toilet eating ice cream and taking pictures with a black scroll.
"..."
"WAH!"
She looked at Jaune and waved at him before a pink parasol appeared from out of nowhere and pointed it at him.
He paled before noticing she was typing on her scroll.
Ping.
He opened his scroll and saw the message.
"Hi. Names Neopolitan or Neo for short, and I got your voice message."
"Voice mess...oh no."
"So, you're Jaune Arc huh? Mmmm...you're decent enough. Ever thought of becoming a master thief? It pays well." She typed with a smile.
"How did you get in here? I mean, you're teamed up with that terrorist guy, aren't you?"
She shrugged with a smile. "Maybe~ And I just entered the room as your redheaded teammate. Still can't believe she was so tall...might use her form late. ;)"
"And you got a message from me? About the dance?"
Neo nodded.
"And?"
"I'm your date, I have nothing better to do anyway. Plus Roman will act like a papa bear when I show him our couples picture."
"Uh...I'm not so sure about that."
"Why?"
"I al-"
"Oh wait. I get it now." She typed with a false smile. "You have a date already…oh well, time to kill you. Strictly business that is."
Jaune paled in horror. "Wait! I'm still single! I mean it!"
"Then what were you about to say?"
"Oh...I was about to say that I was...out of tuxedos."
She blinked. "I see, alright then. I can get you some, after we seal the deal that is."
Jaune blinked as Neo turned into Pyrrha as the door opened to show Nora was going inside...and-
Chu~
Saw 'Pyrrha' kissing Jaune on the lips.
"Damn! About time!" Nora grinned while walking away as 'Pyrrha' winked at Jaune and disappeared in a flash of pink.
Jaune blinked as he got another message, that being a nude picture of Neo and the caption 'For after our date Jauney Boy~ :)'.
And cue him dropping his scroll with a huge blush.
(Day three)
Jaune took a deep breath as he got to a class with Oobleck, all on the history of Faunus. 'Boring...but I hope no one else pops up today saying I'm their date.'
He looked around himself just to be safe, while everything was exactly the same.
"Now class, what was White Fang's original purpose before its current incarnation." Oobleck asked the class while the door opened silently behind Jaune's seat. "Anyone? No need to be shy."
"To be bring peace and equality between Fauni and humans." spoke Blake.
"Correct miss Belladonna." He said.
As they kept on talking a woman with orange eyes, a dark tan color, wild black chin length hair with an asymmetrical bob style with her entire body being adorned with numerous tattoos resembling tiger stripes, with four golden earrings on her tiger like ears and her human ears, a small red jewel on her forehead, wearing a form fitting black dress with light green accents on the rims of the outfit, that made her D cup chest more prominent, with the dress leaving most of her back open, had two long slits on the side which revealed a pair of black shorts, a shorter split in the front and a small squared keyhole. Over the dress she wore a back revealing red cape with gold accents, as well as a green waist cincher with red rims that had a black belt over it, which fastened a green pouch on her right hip. She wore black stockings in conjunction with green sandals that had red laces which were tied to her calves, as well as a black elbow length fingerless glove on her right hand as she had a silver chain whip with a red, yellow and blue diamond on the pointed end of the weapon and a red and black handle wrapped around her right wrist, walked towards the front and coughed.
"Faunus and humans." She said with a frown. "Will never have peace until force is added to the equation, more specifically the use of fear against the human aggregators." She then eyed the confused class. "It's the truth of the world. Also don't mind me, I'm visiting."
"Miss, just who are you?" asked Oobleck with a frown.
She eyed him before simply saying. "Sienna Khan, anything else is below your mental understanding."
Blake paled in shock. 'Sienna Khan!? What's she doing here?!'
Sienna looked around before pointing to Jaune. "Boy, come here. Now."
"M-Me?"
She glared at him before the boy ran towards her.
He gulped.
She crossed her arms. "Jaune Marian Arc, I heard your proposal for a human and faunus relationship for this 'Beacon Dance', and I have one thing to say." She moved her left hand on his cheek and slowly scratched him lightly. "I accept, but only because I pity you for asking a faunus on a 'date'."
His eyes widened with Oobleck dropping his thermos while the rest of the class went agape.
"Anyway." She pulled out a picture of Blake. "If you see this faunus, tell her that she's not a traitor and that she is your servant until the dance. Call it payback for nearly setting my ears on fire as a baby."
"Hey, isn't that-" Yang's mouth was quickly covered by Blake who ducked under the desk.
"Hissssss!"
"Now then, what is your answer?"
"Um...ok?" Jaune gulped before the woman patted his head.
"Good boy." she turned to the door and made her way out. "Oh and Jaune, if I see you with another woman, do expect Cerberus Whip's tip right in your throat."
Jaune paled in horror as the faunus left the room. 'I think I just wet myself.'
(Day four)
Jaune hid under the bed while Nora tried pulling Ren out of the closet, and failed.
"Get out here Ren!"
"No way! I'm not going to wear that dress!"
"But you must! The girly side beckons you!"
"Tell it I'm NOT joining!"
"It's inevitable, it's your destiny!" She cackled while lightning appeared on her finger tips.
"Never!"
'Three dates?!' Jaune thought in shock. 'Why three dates?! And why were two of them so...crazy!?'
Knock knock.
He blinked before the door broke on accident.
BAM!
Aka was punched right through and split in the middle.
"Oh sorry! I didn't mean it!" yelled a young voice that seemed to be slightly gruff yet girly. "Kinda forgot my own great strength."
Nora, Ren, and Jaune all turned in surprise.
And that was because in the middle of the walkway was a tall young muscular woman with medium brown hair in a short ponytail, brown tan skin, brown eyes, a large G cup chest and small ass, wearing an opened white one sleeved vest with blue accents, a dark gray shirt, a red belt around her white pants, a silver hoop earring on her right ear, and was barefoot save for some white martial arts footwraps, as a massive silver hammer with dark blue lines around the ends was on her back, who looked kinda embarrassed.
"Ok to the point. Is Jaune Arc here, I'm here for the date application." She said with a grin. "And if he's not here, I'll just look for him until I find him, in the name of the Atlas Military!"
"Uh…Jaune? It's for you." Ren said as Jaune popped his head out.
"Um who-?"
"Names Elm Ederne, certified Huntress and a member of Ace-Ops." She smiled before pulling him out and began shaking his arm. "I was hoping you would meet me at the gates, but I got bored and was worried you overslept, so I came here, sorry about the door by the way, and by the gods you are cute. Love the blond hair, the cute cheeks, the bunny hoodie, the-"
"Ok ok, thank you." he blushed. "Wait, did you say Ace-Ops?"
"Yep! And I'm the best of the best, especially with Timber." She kept on shaking his arm. "Oh I really got lucky answering your voicemail, I mean we Ace-Ops don't really date much so seeing that made my day, and I even got General Ironwood's permission to take a holiday here. Oh and I love those eyes, and the shirt, and that cool sword-"
"I think he gets it." piped up Nora.
She turned to her and saw the dress. "Yours?"
"No Renny's."
"...ok?" She said with confusion. 'What the fuck?'
Jaune groaned while finally getting out of her grip. "So you want to be my date?"
"And girlfriend, but after I asked for Lieutenant Winter's approval, she might be a snow queen but she's very headstrong about relationships during missions-"
"Wait, Jaune I thought you already had a date?"
Elm blinked before turning to Nora with an almost demented look of hate on her face. "Silence! The Atlas Military will obtain this boy, for our benefit so fuck off harlot!"
"Hey! I'm just-"
"Fuck." She grabbed Timber and used it to send Nora flying out the window. "OFF!"
TWINKLE~!
She turned to Jaune with a smile. "Sorry about that, but she was just a lying harlot. Right?"
Jaune broke into a cold sweat while Ren himself rushed out of the room.
"Right?"
"R-Right."
Elm kissed his forehead. "I have to meet up with General Ironwood, see you later Jaune. Oh and in my family, you get the wife's last name! So bye bye Jaune Ederne! Love you~!"
He blushed before she went off running while dropping to his knees. 'WHY?!'
(Day five)
Jaune gulped while hiding in RWBY's room, Weiss' bed to be exact. 'I need to hide!'
"Arf arf." Zwei barked while on his head.
"Zwei, quiet." He whispered. "Please. My sanity is on the line."
"Arf?"
"Hush!"
"Why are you in my bed?" Weiss asked with a frown as she just got back from class, spotting the large lump under Zwei's bottom.
"Ah! W-W-Weiss!" Jaune jumped up.
"Just why are you in my bed? Another attempt at wooing me?"
"No." He said nervously. "I...I'm hiding from...some girls."
She raised an eyebrow while crossing her arms. "What girls?"
"You know, the ones that seem to be asking me for dates."
"...you lost me."
"Ugh!" He groaned in frustration. "It's been hectic alright!"
Weiss blinked in confusion. "Again, you lost me Jaune Arc."
"I've been getting asked by girls to the dance because I accidentally messaged them!"
"...ok." She said while a black arrow with a note attached to it appeared on the wall, almost hitting her ponytail. "EEP!"
"AH!" he jumped. "Crap! It's another one!"
She pulled the note down and read it outloud. "To Jaune Arc. Please come to the courtyard, I want to meet you in person. Signed...Robyn Hill. Wait, THE Robyn Hill! Leader of the Merry Huntresses?! Oh my god, she's my idol!"
"Great, then you can go down and meet her while I hide here."
"No, she sent this to you Jaune." Weiss deadpanned. "So go meet her, after all she is running against my...father for a seat on the Atlas Council." 'Yes! If he gets her to come to the dance, I might be able to get her number and we'll become allies...or something. But oh my god! She's here!'
He gulped. "I'll take a raincheck."
Weiss deadpanned before summoning a glyph and sent Jaune flying out of the window.
"AHHHHHH!"
CRASH!
And into a bush.
"You will thank me later Jaune Arc!"
(At the courtyard)
"Ow…..I think I heard my shoulder pop." He groaned while walking around the area, only to not notice someone right next to him.
"Are you Jaune Arc?"
He blinked before turning around and saw a young woman with tanned skin, violet eyes, short light blond hair that was tied in a ponytail, two beauty marks that were under her right eye and under her mouth on the left side, a D cup chest and medium sized ass, wearing a light green jacket over her dark navy green shirt which had a crimson red top and short dark green cuffs, a brown belt around her stomach, an olive scarf adorned with a silver bird brooch, dark brown boots, black gloves, a red skirt over her grey pants, a small black bird like object on her left hand that seemed to extend to her elbow like a gauntlet with silver ends and a spring lock mechanism on its spine, right next to him while crossing her arms.
"Well?"
"Uh...no, I'm Cardin Winchester."
She deadpanned. "I already met a guy like that, he tried to hit on me."
"Ugh…." Cardin groaned while an arrow was right up his ass.
"And mister anal brain here is basically out of commission now." She frowned. "Now tell me who you are or I might do the same thing to your anal gland."
"Ah! Ok ok, I am Jaune!" He said in fear as the woman smiled.
"I see." She extended a hand out. "Nice to meet you, names Robyn Hill."
He blinked while shaking her hand.
"So you're a new hunter in training?"
"Yes?"
"Good, but are you a leader or a supporter?"
"Well I am technically the leader of my own team."
"I see." She smiled. "And what weapons do you use?"
"A sword and shield."
"Mmmm." She eyed him a little before clapping her hands. "I got it, from now on you're Jun-Jun."
"...eh?"
"You're nickname." Robyn chuckled. "So Jun-Jun, I heard you want a date right? Because I'm flattered you would even ask me to go on a date."
"Oh! Well...see it's actually a funny thing." he chuckled nervously.
"What?"
"I kinda have dates."
"..." she laughed while patting Jaune's back. "Oh Jun-Jun, you kidder. Why didn't you say so? I'm ok with multiple dates."
"...EH?!"
"I mean it helps with experience and preparing alliances. And since you're the leader, you need to make alliances after graduation so you can become famous, like me." She smiled. "Plus you earned some brownie points with me, so if your team ever comes to Atlas, I'll be right beside you through thick and thin."
His jaw dropped and gulped. "So...you're not gonna beat me up?"
"What? No." She sweatdropped. "I'm not that heartless. So anyway, want to have some coffee? Have you train with me? I'm free for the day."
'She's sane!' he thought with relief. "Yes, that sounds great."
She patted his back. "Then let's go Jun-Jun, and remember. When facing an enemy, always expect a surprise."
"You got it…uh…..should I give you a nickname too? Actually, why give me one if we just met?"
"Because I can't remember the full names of my allies." She shrugged. "Plus it's fun, so go ahead. Give me a nickname."
"Uh...um...I got nothing, sorry."
"Don't worry, you'll get it."
"Um...Roby?"
She chuckled while tearing up a little. "Oh that's cute Jun-Jun! So adorable."
"Really? Doesn't it sound lame?"
"Nope." She patted his head and ruffled it up. "So let's head out Jun-Jun, you're treating me today."
He blushed while not seeing Pyrrha looking from behind a corner, her eyes bloodshot and her aura so untamed that it started bending the nearby piles into unrecognizable shapes.
'When did Jaune become such a ladies man?!' She thought in envy. 'And why her?!'
(Day six)
Jaune sighed while feeling much calmer, especially when he had a nice date with Robyn and had coffee with her. 'Wow...if mom saw me with her, she might make a marriage contract or something.' he looked at the ceiling while Ren this time was pestering Nora.
"Nora, I tried the dress on, now you owe me." He frowned while Nora shook her head.
"I'm not wearing that skimpy Valkyrie maids outfit! It shows off my panties!"
"Just get down from there."
"NO!"
"Don't make me make you. You know I will. Besides, it would look good on you."
"No way! I'm not doing it!"
"It's either this or the bunny girl outfit, the see through one."
"You're cruel!"
"I got it from you, now put this on."
"NEVER!"
Ren pinched his nose before tickling her left ass cheek.
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
'I think I'll just zone that stuff out.' Jaune thought before walking out of the room and down towards Glynda's classroom, only to notice someone talking to Glynda. 'Eh?'
"Glynda Goodwitch, where is the boy?"
"Which one?"
"You know who I'm referring to. Now where is he?"
"You're not being very specific."
The person frowned as Jaune walked in.
He moved closer to them and saw that the figure was a tall fair skinned young woman with slate blue eyes, short white hair that was tied up in a bun and high on the left side of the back of her head as her bangs were shaped around the right side of her face with a small curled lock of hair reaching almost to her left shoulder, a high E cup chest and wide hips, wearing a white coat with sleeves that expose her upper arms, a navy blue undershirt, with silver buttons a red lined high collar with a red brooch, black gloves, dark gray pants that have garters incorporated into them, gray high heel boots. Hanging on her right hip was a silver dueling saber with a single edged slightly curved blade sporting a wide crescent shaped guard, a spiral etched hilt with an orb shaped pommel with a trigger located between the hilt and the guard that looks like it could open the hilt, and a light blue component that was embedded onto the lower side of the hilt. 'Who's she?'
"Where is he?" She sighed. "The boy known as Arc."
"Jaune Arc? Why do you ask?"
She sighed again. "Because I obtained a request from Ace-Op Elm Ederne involving her dating this person along with a voice message pertaining to my involvement to accompany him to the Beacon Dance in two days. Now where is he Glynda?"
"Wait...you mean Mr. Arc asked you to the dance?"
"That's right." She said sternly. "He did."
"That's...actually something I never imagined." Glynda said as Jaune tapped the woman's shoulder.
"Um, miss." Jaune gulped. "I'm...right here."
Winter turned on him without changing her expression. "Good, I was just talking about you."
"Ok? And you are?"
"Lieutenant Winter Schnee, a Specialist in the Atlesian Military's Special Operations unit." She said firmly. "And you must be Jaune Arc, the boy Weiss told me about...you're not going to try and woo me with a guitar right?"
"What? N-No ma'am!"
"Good, I would have slapped you if you did." She said. "I don't date during missions."
'Oh boy.'
"However, regarding the voice message." Winter said with a frown. "I understand you wish to be considered popular but asking two Atlas military personals the same question is irregular and foolish for a boy like yourself."
He gulped.
"But seeing as you are malleable and young." She said. "I will let that slide, only if you, after the festival, relocate to the Atlesian Military for further training. You might be the leader of a ragtag team of loose cannons, but you show some potential for leadership, but only by the might of Atlas, not Vale."
"Wait...you mean you want me to move to Atlas after the dance?"
"After the festival, but if you desire it can be arranged for after the dance." Winter said. "General Ironwood would enjoy having you as a recruit. Although you need some training in firearms and possibly more muscle mass."
"Winter." Gynda frowned. "Please stop tempting the students."
"I am just giving Arc here a suggestion, nothing more." She waved off as Jaune felt a little nervous. "Anyway, you can tell me your answer after the dance. And make sure you don't step on my feet when we dance."
Jaune blinked as Winter walked away.
"And do come in an appropriate attire, I rather not have my date looking like a boorish loaf." 'Soon he will join the military and then, I'm making sure he's strong in mind and body. Can't have a husband with neither of those qualities.'
"What...What just happened?"
Glynda patted his shoulder. "You, Mr Arc, just obtained a date." 'And a wife...have mercy on his soul.'
(Day seven)
"Ok, it's been a hectic week, but I'm sure things can go back to normal before the dance." Jaune sighed while laying on his bed. "And I think that's all of them."
But that was when he recounted the number of messages sent and recalled that one was still unaccounted for.
"Crap…maybe I'll get lucky and no one will answer."
Knock knock.
He blinked while looking at the door, only to see nothing as the bathroom door was wide open. "That's weird."
That was when he got up and went into the bathroom and saw the shower curtains were closed.
'Ok...what's going on here?' he thought, getting creeped out.
As he got closer, he noticed that someone was inside the shower, and started to think it was a ghost.
'AH!' he thought going pale. 'Crap, is the dorm haunted?!'
The figure inside didn't move as someone walked next to him.
"What are you looking at?"
"A ghost." He said while not looking.
"Really? A ghost? That's quaint, so open the curtains and let's see it."
"Are you kidding? No way."
"Come on, you face the children of darkness all the time."
"Wha…" he turned his head and saw a beautiful woman with fair skin, light blue eyes, pale blonde hair that was mostly down with a small section of the hair tied into a small bun that allowed some of the hair to trail off below the bun, with some of her bangs tied back aside from the large lock of hair that framed her face to her left side, wearing a white sleeveless shirt with a raised pale blue collar and a blue rhombus shaped crystal on the upper portion of her F cup chest, a long high waisted skirt that was white with a faint purple tint, a purple sash around her medium sized waist, with gray circular earrings, a pair of dull brown bracers, and long fingernails that were painted a pale lilac color, right next to him with a look of worry on her face.
Overall, she was a goddess in human form.
"Uh…."
"The ghost, remember?"
"Oh!" He said before getting some courage and opened the curtains, only to see it was a sleeping Nora in a maids outfit with bunny ears on her head.
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
"Nora!?"
She kept on snoring while the woman shook her head.
"How foolish." She sighed. "To sleep dressed like that, right?"
"Yeah."
"Perhaps we should talk away from the sleeping 'ghost'?" She asked while Nora drooled lightning from her mouth.
"Wait, just who are you?"
"..." she looked at him before saying. "Salem, just Salem. But let us depart from the lightning girl and talk in a less...unsanitary location."
His heart fluttered for a second due to her almost alluring voice. "Uh, sure, good idea."
They walked towards Jaune's bed as Salem sat next to the blond haired boy.
"Straight to the point, I obtained your voice message." She said calmly. "And I must say, you sounded like a prince searching for his true love."
"Heh, really?" he blushed.
"Yes." She nodded. "And I'm flattered you would ask a widower out on a date, but I don't know if you're really Prince Charming material...or any prince material for that matter."
"Oh...so you're not going to date me?"
"Mmmm, perhaps. Only if you impress me with your family's charm. The Arcs are known for their manners and overall charm towards the opposite sex, or so I'm told."
"Heh, well my parents did raise me up with manners." Jaune admitted. "Especially with fair ladies like you."
She smiled a little.
"I mean you seem to, don't get me wrong or anything, be a goddess." He chuckled. "A cute one at that."
Salem lightly blushed at the cute part. "Already you're trying to charm me."
"I can't help it, you just seem to be making me confident." He admitted. "It's like you bring out the best in me, not that I need it or anything but...well you just give off that aura of confidence and beauty. But that could just be me being a hopeless romantic right now."
"Well I wouldn't be surprised." Salem chuckled. "Especially when you're 'sword' is trying to say hello to me."
He looked down and saw the tent in his pants. "Ah!" he jumped and tried to cover it with a red face. "I-I-I-I swear I didn't mean to have that happen!"
"Relax." She waved off. "My former husband did the same thing ages ago. Besides, see that means you really want to start a relationship with me. Something that might be of benefit to us both."
"...so you're not disgusted I just popped a boner?"
"No." She chuckled. "It's perfectly natural for a boy to do that once in a while. Truth be told, I would be surprised if you didn't do it."
Jaune blushed.
"As for the matter of the dance, I will come." She whispered in his ear. "After all, I think you might be the one to slay this princess' dragon when the time comes."
That really got his pants to feel tight.
Salem then got up. "Well I must go, I have an errand to do. But I will see you tomorrow at the dance, and perhaps more afterwards."
Jaune watched her go as he felt very amazed she wasn't crazy, although he didn't see that her eyes changed from blue to a crimson red for a second.
'Soon, very soon he shall become my new acolyte.'
(Day eight- the Dance)
"Alright, this suit should be the right one." Jaune said while wearing a white tuxedo that Neo gave him last night, in the nude, and showed it off to Pyrrha. "Does this make me look fancy Pyrrha?"
"Yes." she said with no emotion to her tone, but an aura of pure purple malice around her body and red dress.
"Great, but what about you?"
"I'm. Fine." She frowned while walking away. 'DAMN THOSE HARLOTS! DAMN THEM ALL!'
'What's with her?' He thought while seeing Ren and Nora trying to wear different attires, the Mistral dress and the bunny girl outfits, and both seem to be bothered at trying them all. "You two almost ready?"
"No!" Both yelled at the same time.
"Ok, but please don't make out until after the date." He teased them.
"Oh ha ha."
"Really mature Jaune." Ren deadpanned. "Just finish tying your shoes."
He chuckled at that. 'Hopefully all seven of them don't appear at the actual dance floor looking for me.'
(Later)
-Beacon Dance room-
The room was filled with students and their dates with punch, snacks, and fun music playing.
From Crazy Chicken to Who Let The Ursas Out, the music kept on playing some very...crappy music, all thanks to bad DJ Neptune's music choices, much to Weiss' dismay and Sun annoyance.
"Change the music bro! I'm dying of boredom!" Sun yelled.
"I can't believe this." grumbled Weiss.
"Who wants to hear the greatest song ever!? The one and only It's a Grimm World Afterall!"
That got him a cup of punch nearly getting him in the head.
"Ok then! Let's try the Grimmster Mash!"
And cue Yang throwing a table at him.
"GAH!"
"Get off the stage!"
"Ow...so not Who let the Creeps out…?" Neptune groaned in pain.
And cue Yang attacking the blue haired boy in a berserker rage.
"AAAAAAHHH!"
"No more bad music!"
"AHHHH!"
Jaune sat on a chair while waiting for...his dates, all the while drinking some punch.
"Jaune, when are you gonna get up and dance?"
He turned to Ruby. "Same with you."
"Um…"
He sighed. "Well, maybe my date decided to ditch me?" 'Or worse, plan my death.'
"Oh come on, I doubt that. I mean maybe she's running late."
That was when Jaune noticed Neo next to him, wearing a black and white gothic loli attire, as she smirked evilly at Ruby.
Ping.
"Yo." The text said on his scroll. "Miss me lover boy? ;)"
"Ah!" Ruby and Jaune jumped with Ruby narrowing her eyes. "You!"
She waved at her. "Ready for our date Jaune?"
"Yea-"
"Jaune! What is she doing here? Did she sneak in here? Oh my gosh! We're under attack!"
"What no, she's…-"
"I'm his friend, with benefits~" Neo 'said' with a grin.
"WHAT?!"
She smiled while licking Jaune's ear 'lovingly'.
He turned bright red as Ruby pulled out her scythe, but recalled she didn't bring it to the dance.
"Dang it! Hold on! I'll get the teachers!"
"Hello." said May while wearing a red dress with a single eyepatch on her eye. "Um Jaune? What's with the girl?"
"Oh! Um…"
"I'm his date."
"Wait...so am I!" She gasped. "Jaune!"
Ruby stopped in her tracks. "Wait...come again?"
May placed her arms on her hips. "He's my date."
"Oh my gosh…" Ruby gasped while Winter walked over, in a white and light blue tux, and went behind Ruby. "You're like dad!"
"Jaune Arc." Winter said sternly. "Attention!"
And cue him standing up as Neo and May held his arms and glared at the other in rage.
"Let go of him, I'm his date."
"So am I!" May frowned.
Neo nodded before giving Winter a finger.
Her eye twitched as Robyn, wearing a dress ballroom dress with a red cap on her head, walked behind Jaune and patted his head.
"Hey Jun-Jun." she smiled. "How's my student and friend doing with his dates?"
"R-Robyn!"
She smiled. "So, any room for a hug or are you three still trying to have fun?"
He turned red as Winter blinked.
"Robyn? Why are you here in Beacon?"
"Simple, I'm his date and I'm fine with his other girls. I'm just hanging with my student." She ruffled Jaune's hair as Neo glared at her.
"Quit touching his hair."
Jaune groaned while not seeing Elm, wearing a maids outfit, running towards him like a train.
CRUNCH!
And hugged him very tightly with love.
"JAUNE!"
"GAAAH!"
"I missed you!" She smiled while Winter sighed.
"Elm Ederne. Let him go."
She did so and saluted. "Lieutenant Winter ma'am! Hello!"
"What are you doing here?"
"With my date ma'am." She said while Jaune felt his ribs breaking. "Permission to kiss my boyfriend!"
"He's mine!" May glared.
"No, he's mine because he's cute and handsome and-"
Winter coughed to get her attention as Sienna walked next to Jaune, wearing an orange and black robe with a scarf hanging over her right and left shoulders like a fedora, and tapped his shoulder.
"Jaune Arc, who are these...humans?" She said with a low growl.
"Uh…"
"Sienna Khan." Winter frowned. "Why are you here?"
"I should be asking the same with you, Schnee filth." She frowned. "What business do you have with my date?"
"You mean MY date. Frankly I'm surprised you're out in public without causing mass hysteria."
"And you without whipping another one of our sisters and brothers." She retorted. "Like your filthy father."
Both glared at the other while Jaune was in between the girl's chests, all the while Salem walked into the room, sporting a pure white ballroom dress that extended across the floor like a shadow with a golden brooch, and was the reason why the music stopped and the students were blushing like mad.
"Holy…" Velvet gasped as Coco's jaw dropped.
"Goddess…" Nora said as Ren got a nosebleed.
"Wow…."
"She's beautiful…"
Salem kept on walking before stopping next to Jaune and rubbed his cheek. "Jaune, your princess is here."
Jaune gulped with the girls with him just as stunned.
She pulled him away from the girls and moved him towards the center of the dance floor. "Conductor, music."
Neptune groaned while obeying her on a wim.
"Do keep up, my Prince." Salem said with an ethereal smile.
"S-S-Sure thing." He stuttered as the six other dates glared at Jaune and tried to dance with him at the same time.
All the while Ozpin was right next to Glynda, his face as pale as snow and almost as still as a statue.
"I can't believe we're letting something like this happen." Glynda said while turning to Ozpin.
He kept on staring at the sight before dropping his cup of tea and caused Glynda to look concern.
"Ozpin?"
"...Glynda."
"Yes?"
"...remind me to kill Jaune Arc lateral."
"What? Why?"
"Let's just say...a homewrecker isn't appropriate for Beacon's...policies…"
She looked at him confused.
'THAT'S MY WIFE!'
'Help me.' Jaune thought as the screen went black.