Oh, you thought it was over, not quite. You know I always give you more. Although I just want to take a moment to thank everyone for their comments and kudos on the final chapter. The big sequel will be upon us soon, coming Valentine's Day 2020. Here's your first taste to end our year right. Although, if you decided not to check out Text Messages from the Edge of High School, please at least read the post-credit scenes. You're going to need them for what happens next. You have time.
A key regarding who's talking will be at the end of the chapter.
Preview one: You know they always put extras on the Blu-ray
Cousin Q: You know I'm regretting not being in Mumbai right now with my girlfriend. I'm going to strangle Leo's husband. Why did Leo bring him on this mission?
MJ: I would love to know that, but you won't tell me why you decided to miss the final negotiations of the agreement you been working on for more than a year.
MJ: Although, I thought they weren't actually married. It was a cover identity. I always knew time travel was possible.
Cousin Q: That's what they think. Also, I really regret teaching you how to hack.
MJ: If you didn't teach me, I would just end up hanging out with the Rising Tide or learning how from Afia's father.
Cousin quake: Your too much like me before I joined shield. Although we all know it would've been Ned.
MJ: I will take that as a compliment.
Cousin Q: Do you know the best way to get to 177a Bleecker Street?
MJ: I feel like that is an Ana question even if this is my independent study period. Don't you have the AI on your work phone?
Cousin Q: According to Ana, the address doesn't actually exist, but you are a lifelong New Yorker. You know where everything actually is. Also, TMNS is at his biology class at Empire State, so I know better than texting him right now. Prof. Olivia Octavius will take his phone.
MJ: Go to the address closest to it that Ana actually believes exists. Why do you need to go to this address?
Cousin Q: I can't tell you.
MJ: Does it have anything to do with the pictures of you fighting Loki on Twitter? You're trending.
MJ: Also, apparently, Loki and the CCO of Stark industries just disappeared from the streets of New York. James Leopold is also now trending.
Cousin Q: Shit! Tony will not be happy. Yes, that's why we need the address. Can you please start a counter rumor about that just being an Asgardian thing?
MJ: I am not your master of propaganda. That's what Ana is for. At a minimum, ask Ned or Thompson. Use the "Flash Mob" for your purposes.
Cousin Q: Ned would probably do it voluntarily.
MJ: And Thompson would do it to impress his crush. Then maybe he'll dump the evil boyfriend in California.
Cousin Q: Thompson's crush is also your crush. Someday we're going to have to talk about that triangle and the fact that you two keep trying to set the other one up with said crush.
MJ: It's not a love triangle when you're competing with each other, not against each other. We've bonded over shitty dads and our clueless crush. You're like the best thing my father gave me.
Cousin Q: Hey, we found Leo and Loki. Nothing to worry about. Although I'm going to have to go to Norway with Thor on a mission. I have to find a wayward King. We'll talk when I get back.
MJ: You better. I'm very curious about you fighting Loki.
Cousin Q: Love you. You're a good cousin.
MJ: Why did you just type that?
MJ: What's going on?
MJ: Daisy?
Rapid Avengers mission report of Agent Daisy Johnson codename Quake
Agent Johnson: Loki and the big brother arrived just as Leo said. I proceeded to get into an argument with Loki then Loki disappeared with Leo. A business card was left behind with an address that doesn't actually exist, according to Ana. Consulting local for location.
Director Stark: Are you consulting TMNS?
Agent Johnson: My cousin. She has independent study right now, and I don't want his aunt's girlfriend to take his phone again. It must be weird having her as his professor. Anyway, we think we know where we need to go.
Agent Johnson: We found Loki. Agent James is down, and there's somebody there named Deke that claims to know me, but I have no idea who he is.
Agent Johnson: He tried to hug me, and I quaked him. Hunter is staying behind to deal with his husband and the mysterious Deke person. I am following the brothers to find their father in Norway.
Director Stark: Great, that means I'm going to have to deal with Hunter. I feel the headache forming.
Agent Johnson: We found Odin. We are on some cliffs off the coast of Norway. I'm going into cloaking mode. I don't want to interrupt the father-son moment.
Director Stark: I understand. Standing by.
Agent Johnson: Robin's drawings were right. Odin just past and Thor is now crackling electricity. Oh shit!
Agent Johnson: As planned, I did follow. So the Bifröst is nowhere near as much fun as I thought it would be. Mainly because it shattered mid transport because we had a weapon tossed at us.
Agent Johnson: I'm now stuck in some random junkyard with Loki of all people. Because he just had to call for it as soon as the big green sister broke Thor's hammer. I totally was going to quake her, but he just had to call for the Bifröst.
Agent Johnson: I don't know where Thor or his sister are.
Agent Johnson: We're going to definitely need an extraction as soon as I figure out where the hell we are. The trash looks really strange here.
Avenger Ana: You are no longer in the range of a Stark communication satellite. I'm currently trying to locate a local satellite or similar device and will transmit the data as soon as feasible.
Agent Johnson: That's impossible. There is nowhere on Earth that isn't in the range of a Stark communications device.
Avenger Ana: You are no longer on the planet Earth.
Avenger Ana: I was able to access the interplanetary communications network. Your message will arrive at C 53 in 23 hours and 18 minutes per standard Earth time.
Agent Johnson: Then, where the fuck am I?
Avenger Ana: You are currently on the planet, Sakaar.
To be continued in Infinite Messaging to the Endgame.
Title: Infinite Messaging to the Endgame
Part three of the Use Your Words universe. Sequel to I Hope You Have Unlimited Text Messaging and Text Messages from the Edge of High school. Although you can continue reading without having read Text Messages from the Edge, but it's beneficial if you have. Don't you want to know why MJ and Flash are friends now?
Summary: They say that the best way to communicate in an emergency is via text message. A giant purple alien bent on wiping out half of the universe's population with the help of six infinity stones definitely qualifies as an emergency. This fact is even more apparent now that Laura Barton is currently trapped in a timeline where that actually happened because the Avengers (read: Tony and Steve) never mended fences. Now the last remnants of those Avengers are trying to fix what happened. What's going to be easier, stopping Thanos, undoing the damage he already caused in another timeline, or getting that timeline's Tony and Steve to get their shit together? Two timelines, one mission, and an infinite amount of text messaging.
Coming February 14, 2020
These notes are at the end because I didn't want to give anything away. This chapter is an adaptation of the first part of Thor Ragnarok but with 100% more Quake.
Daisy is Cousin Q, and Michelle refuses to have any other codename besides MJ, especially in her own phone.
There will be one more trailer before I start the next story. That I will upload via Text Messages From the Edge, closer to when I start uploading the new story in case my Valentine's Day release date falls through. I'm currently in the middle of trying to buy a house, and that process is going to affect my writing time. It's why I'm releasing the story now in February instead of January as initially planned. 2020 will be a fantastic year for us.
