"...Joe, the dutiful janitor, had picked up the phone from the front desk after entering and seeing Logan standing over the crumpled body of Dave and the girl performing as Freddy.

"Not sure who to believe, the babbling Logan or the heaping amounts of circumstantial evidence before him, Joe turned to the police.

"After police and an ambulance arrived, a full crime investigation was underway.

They soon discovered the other Fazbear girls, all barely breathing, glitter, confetti, and petals, as well as immeasurable amounts of blood and puncture wounds.

"Logan was arrested for assault, and Dave was found dead.

"But funny enough, not because of the janitor's blow, but from similar puncture wounds as Dave.

"And Dave wasn't Dave, not even close! He was the missing owner of the franchise, William Afton, now that was a twist!

Dollface, stage name Freddy, had been found with William. He'd been attempting to wrestle her shirt off when Logan had punched him.

"A girl, one dressed in an employee uniform and seen the day before working registers came crawling out of the vents mainly unharmed, other than cuts and bruises, and had referred to herself as Dollface's sister.

"That's all for now on this developing story. More at eight tonight. Back to you, Peter Parker…"

"I went to Fazbear's Fright opening night on Halloween last week, and let me tell you as a critique, it was rough. I took my teenage son and two of his friends to the Escape Room attraction. After boredly walking through the horror attraction and solving all puzzles while being monitored by bored teens and janitors still cleaning and building the hastily constructed building.

"This place always gave me a bad feeling, ever since they started building in the seventies then randomly picking it up again less than a month ago. After the basic maze and underwhelming jumpscares, we were seated in a central rooms with animatronics covered in stains and weird smells and loud, obnoxious children. The younger children were no fault of anyone, as this establishment was sold as a 'Family Friendly' attraction for all ages.

"But this was not the case."As we ate our decent pizza, the night's performers appeared in an impressive entrance, it was apparent that the extremely young, at the very least 14 to 16 year old girls, were paraded on stage in scandalously small costumes. And the amount of glitter and confetti was terrifying!"The leader, Freddy Fazbear was the worst of them all. I thought I could stand the small costumes as long as the songs were family friendly, but she took things much too far.

"With a very out-of-place cover of Guns 'n Roses' infamous song 'Welcome to the Jungle', complete with mimicking the orgasmic grunts and squeals. But is that really so bad?

"No, she dropped her instrument and jumped from party table to party table as her bandmates grinded against their instruments. Freddy then landed at my son's table, dropped to her knees on the table in a display bordering on animalistic and drew much too close. This was enough to make the party of six small children get up and leave, yelling over the Godlessly loud music that she wanted a full refund. This drove another family to follow along. Freddy then touched my son, making him nearly pass out in teenage boyishness, then pushed him to the floor as she stood and laughed at him with her backup.

"Luckily, Davy sustained no injuries but refused to leave the establishment without meeting the girls until security came and kicked us out.

"Overall, Fazbear's Fright is an underwhelming attraction with basic food and highly age innapropriate shows. I suggest not supporting Fazbear Entertainment by avoiding establishments like Circus Baby's Pizza World in Branson and Columbia's very own Nedbear's Roller Rink, as well as the local 'Toy' Location here in St. Louis. I do not understand who believed the actions I have witnessed was appropriate for entertainers under eighteen and family restaurants with gimmicks. Again, avoid all locations. Try Chuck E. Cheese's, they know better."

-A review by entertainment critic Samantha Parris, from St. Louis Post-Dispatch, the best Place for Sports and Entertainment...