Harry and his Brainy Girls

By: Sheltie

I don't own Harry Potter at all

A/N: no names, saving those for the actual chap. Bit of a surprise. I got this idea and as far as I know I've never done this before. I think. It's been now over 200 chaps. I can't remember everything I've done. Also, this wasn't the special chap that I stalled on for the 200th. I had this idea way later on. There's a little bit of language in this. Warning there's Ginny and Molly bashing in this.

Ginny Bashing warning.

Chapter 201: A Bunch of Girls

It was a lovely Spring day, the birds chirping, the sun shining and the temperature just right to be outside. A hoard of people were dressed in their finest for today. For today their hero, their savior was getting married, and married to their school sweetheart. There some tears and noses being blown as the ceremony was quite romantic. The happy couple stood there at the altar with the official, who was just wrapping up a long and very long winded speech about love that could've been shortened for the not only the sake of the couple, but the congregation as well.

"Do you Harry James Potter, take Ginerva Molly Weasley to be your lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer for as long as you're both together?" the official asked.

"I do" Harry said.

"And do you Ginerva Molly Weasley, take Harry James Potter to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer for as long as you're both together?" the official asked.

"I do" Ginny said.

"Now, if there is anyone out there to speak out in protest of this marriage. Speak now or forever hold your peace" the official said.

There wasn't even a second after he spoke when a voice, or should I say voices spoke out.

"I OBJECT!"

Shock and bewilderment rippled through everyone there as they turned their heads to see a sight they'd never forget. Marching down the aisle was Lavender Brown, Astoria Greengrass, Cho Chang, Pansy Parkinson, Hannah Abbott, Parvati Patil, Lisa Turpin and Megan Jones. They weren't dressed as fancy as all the guests, but they were ready for battle. Each of them had fierce looks of determination.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?" Molly howled, enraged.

"We're putting an end to this travesty you call a ceremony" Lavender said. "All that flowery stuff about Harry and Ginny made me ill."

"I quite agree. The two barely have a thing in common" Pansy said.

"Red hair is barely a requirement for picking a girl to love much less marry" Lisa said, "hell, if it was that simple Harry would've gone for Susan. At least Susan's got a fun personality."

"And a good rack" Megan chipped in.

"I thought we were moving away from physical looks?" Cho asked.

"So, guys like big tits. It's almost a scientific fact" Lisa said.

"I question that research" Parvati said.

"I do too" Pansy said, "there are guys who like smaller chest too."

"Back on topic" Hannah said, "we're here to stop this wedding from even completing. We won't allow Harry marrying this girl at all."

"Get out of here you tarts, you're ruining my day" Ginny snarled, her face a splotchy red that not even all her make-up could cover up.

"You first" Astoria quipped.

"I'm supposed to be here, not you" Ginny hissed.

"Please, you only got this far because of all the potions to doused Harry with" Hannah said.

There was gasps upon hearing the revelation that their hero and savior was under the influence.

"Not to mention all the times you spread your legs or got on your knees" Megan added in. "Was that a skill you got from your mother?"

Ginny and Molly's faces were bright red from not only embarrassment, but rage that was building up.

"Lisa, the elixir, now" Parvati said.

Lisa nodded as she pulled out a vial that was filled with a clear liquid. She popped the cork going to Harry. She tipped his head back and poured the entire contents down Harry's throat. Harry's eyes cleared and he seemed to be coming out of a fog.

"What the fuck" he groaned as he swayed.

Astoria and Hannah dashed to him to keep him upright.

"Are you alright Harry?" Astoria asked worriedly.

"Ugh, Story, what the hell is going on? Why do I have a headache the size of Norbert, and why am I dressed up?" Harry asked.

"You're awake now Harry, you're awake" Astoria said pleased that Harry was calling her by her nickname. "As for what's going on, you've been potioned and were about to be married to Weasley."

"Ron, oh bugger" Harry groaned.

There was a smattering of laughter hearing this. It was unintentional though with all the tension in the air it broke it.

"No Harry, not Ron. Ginerva" Hannah said.

"Fuck that's worse" Harry cursed.

"Marrying her is worse than the living garbage dump, you sure all the potions have been worked out of him?" Pansy asked.

"They should" Cho said.

"You let go of him right now" Ginny ordered.

"Sorry ginger minger that's not going to happen" Astoria said.

Ginny was furious. Her wedding was being ruined by these sluts. She had worked hard on getting this far. She wasn't going to let it all end like this.

"Oy Harry, what the hell you playing?" Ron shouted.

"Um, nothing that I know of really. Just that the girls I love are here saving me from a huge mistake as far as I can gather" Harry said, "I'm still a bit hazy on details."

"It's quite simple Ronald" Lavender said, "your mother and sister here have been dosing your best friend with a ton of potions to get their grubby hands on not only the Potter fortune, but the Black as well."

Ron took it all in quietly then glared at his mom and sister and moved away from them, as far away as possible.

"Ronald Weasley, what are you doing?" Molly demanded.

"Keeping the hell away from you" Ron said, "you might've potioned Hermione and I don't want to be a part of any of that." He then turned to Harry, looking him in the eye. "I had nothing to do with this mate. Honest. I know I can be a big prat a lot of the time, but I'd never go this low."

"Thanks mate" Harry said.

Ron nodded his head.

"Well, I wasn't expecting that" Lisa said a bit surprised at Ron.

Lavender nodded in agreement. She didn't think her ex would do that.

"I am as well really" Cho said, "I guess Hermione's assumption of him having the intelligence of a gerbil feces is false."

"She was drunk when she said this mind you" Parvati said.

"Yeah, she was. Though a drunk Hermione is a fun Hermione I say" Megan said.

"Guys, please stay on topic here" Hannah said.

"Right, sorry" Pansy said.

"What else is there to do?" Astoria questioned, "we got here, freed Harry. All that's left is to make our getaway."

"What about revenge?" Lisa asked.

"Ah, right. I knew I forgot something" Astoria said.

"You're so unlike your sister who plots vengeance like it was breathing" Pansy said shaking her head.

"We may be sisters and share blood, but doesn't mean we're the same. We aren't twins" Astoria said.

"Hey, Pad and I may be twins, but we're two different witches. She rather spend time buried in a book or muff diving" Parvati said, "I like guys."

"Why is it I have images of Padma and Hermione sixty-nining on my brand new desk?" Harry asked out loud, "a desk I had to get rid of before I even used it I might add."

"Huh, so that's why you had that big fire, I was wondering about that" Cho said thoughtfully.

"It was. As much as I love Hermione, she's like a sister to me and I don't ever want to see my sister having sex, with anybody" Harry said.

"I think all those potions he took along with the one we gave him to cleanse his system has messed with his mind" Lavender said.

"No, my mind is just fine. It's clearing now. Just a lot of memories are coming back" Harry said then his face scrunched up, "oh hell, I saw her naked."

"Who?" Hannah asked worriedly.

"Ginny" Harry muttered with a green complexion.

"I'd have to agree with you on that. She's not much to look at" Lavender said. "You'd think after all these years she'd actually develop something resembling a figure, but she's still the same flat as a board boyish body."

"Who pads out in hopes to actually get some form of cleavage" Parvati added in.

"Is that why certain guys liked her because from certain angles she looks like a boy?" Megan pondered.

"MEGAN!" Hannah exclaimed.

"What, it was a thought" Megan said unrepentant.

"Now that you think of it" Pansy said as she tapped her cheek.

"Please stop, I really don't need any more mental images" Harry pleaded.

"Yes, no more. For our sanity" Astoria said firmly.

Ginny was boiling mad, but she didn't have her wand on her or else she'd have hexed these bitches. But she wasn't able to find a suitable place for her wand on her dress, anywhere. Not that she thought she'd need one on her special day.

"Back to our revenge then we can go and enjoy ourselves on one of the Black family's private islands" Cho said.

"Right, right" Lisa said.

"But we're insulting her, that's part of that, right?" Megan asked.

"No, it wasn't. We had this all planned out" Pansy said.

"No plan survives combat" Lavender said.

"With the Harry Potter addendum of 'plan what plan just go forward and deal with shit as it comes'" Parvati said smirking.

"Back to revenge" Astoria said.

Hannah shuffled about her robes and handed out vials to each of the girls.

"On the count of three" Hannah instructed, "one… two… three…"

They threw the vials at Ginny's feet. A green ghastly smoke plumed around the redhead's feet slowly engulfing her.

"Hey, what's this, what's going on, why can't I move, help, help me!" Ginny cried before she enveloped in the green smoke.

When the green smoke disappeared in Ginny's place was a green skinned redhead with a long crooked nose with a big wart on the end of it. Her chin became longer and more pointed. Her fingers became more spindly. Her new green skin looked more chalky looking than having a healthy look to it.

"What did you do to me?" Ginny shrilled, her voice had changed to sound just the the Wicked Witch of the West.

"A look that fits you oh so well" Pansy said.

"You, you will not get away with this!" Ginny hollered.

"Not 'I'll get you my pretties', but close enough" Lavender commented.

"How long will she be like that?" Harry asked.

"Permanently. Those potions we made were specially crafted. Not even Snape could find a reversal" Cho said proudly.

"I'm going to be like this forever, curse you, curse you all!" Ginny bellowed shrilly.

"And that's our cue to go" Lisa said.

"We all hoped you enjoyed the show, please stay for the food. I heard it's supposed to be good" Megan said.

The group disappeared via a portkey that had been set and ready for this. This left everyone still there stunned. This was definitely a wedding no one would ever forget.

End

A/N: and that one is done with. I had fun with chap and hope that comes out. I had no clue what girls I was going to use in this as I was writing it to tell you the truth. I just knew I wouldn't try and use my favorites since I wanted to try give other girls a chance in it. That was tricky to tell you the truth, not to mention figuring out how many girls to use and make sure they all got enough time to shine too. I feel though in the end I shafted a few even though I tried not to. This won't become a normal thing, having these many girls in one chap. It's a bit much to juggle for me. Yes, I totally bashed Ginny in this, it wasn't my full intention to do so in the beginning, but I went with it since that's what I was writing. So thanks for reading and please review.