Melvin quickly punches a tree as a reflex action, and Skeletone swoops over and eats the chunk of wood that falls off from the impact. Knight Nikku runs forwards at Yoyoman and swings with his sword, but Yoyoman sends out his yoyo and wraps it around the blade, before swinging it around, spinning Knight Nikku in a circle repeatedly. Knight Nikku holds on as much as he can, but this proves to be a bad idea, as when he finally is forced to let go of the sword, he is send flying at high velocity directly into Thicc's shin, causing the giantess to be startled and swing her leg upwards. Knight Nikku is sent flying upwards into the sky, but Yoyoman doesn't let the part be distracted by this for long, as he immediately pulls out a skateboard and zooms himself forwards. Levus quickly holds out his hands, coursing with dark energy, and grabs hold of Yoyoman's soul, latching on to it tightly. Yoyoman feels this grip on his very essence, and grabs Knight Nikku's sword, rapidly untangling it from his yoyo string. Before Levus can move out of the way, Yoyoman flings the sword straight towards him, impaling Levus through the stomach. Melvin sighs and rushes over to help tend to Levus's wound, while Levus utters many dark curses towards Yoyoman, none of which seem to have any effect. Viola and Jumbo leap out from the ground and dive towards Yoyoman, spewing out ichor and cursed flames, but Yoyoman brings out another yoyo and starts rapidly spinning both yoyos like fan blades, deflecting the incoming attacks. Skeletone runs up to kick Yoyoman's skateboard out from underneath him, but Yoyoman sees it coming and does an ollie, slamming the skateboard back down on Skeletone's feet and causing the skeleton to scream in agony. Yoyoman then does a backwards kickflip just as Viola and Jumbo are about to hit him, causing the two worms to collide in midair and fall to the ground.
"Like, holy shit, dudes, this guy really isn't messing around!" Shugi exclaims, too panicked to focus on casting any kind of spells. Yoyoman notices Li'l Bleedy firing off a couple of small rockets, and bends over backwards to let the rockets pass over him, but this also causes him to see Thicc's club coming down right towards his face. Yoyoman dismounts his skateboard and rolls to the side just in time to dodge the attack, but in doing so, he manages to roll into the direct spot where Knight Nikku lands, pinning Yoyoman's legs to the ground.
"Power of teamwork, go! Duo attack: UNREQUITED LOVE!" Victor and Valencia shout in unison as they jump to opposite sides of Yoyoman. Victor readies up an arrow, and Valencia begins hypercharging it with a constant love beam. Yoyoman looks up and sees the arrow pointing directly between his eyes, and before he can duck down, Victor releases the projectile, causing it to embed itself directly in Yoyoman's forehead. Yoyoman screams as the charged energy of the attack bursts throughout his body, but to everybody's surprise, after a few seconds, Yoyoman just grunts and reaches up to the arrow, ripping it out from his own head. Yoyoman then kicks Knight Nikku's unconscious body off of his legs and stands up, before casting forth his yoyos towards Victor and Valencia. Before the weapons can hit their targets, though, they are swatted out of the air with a massive snapping sound.
"YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKER!" shouts Bullseye, wearing all six of the cowboy hats he bought while cracking his bullwhip in the air a couple of times. Bullseye rushes towards Yoyoman and whips him right across the shoulder, but Yoyoman doesn't even flinch from the pain, and instead just grabs hold of the whip and drags Bullseye towards him. Yoyoman brings out yet another razor sharp yoyo and spins it right in front of Bullseye's face, but before he can take any further action, Skeletone interrupts him by jamming the improvised dagger he made out of Remnant's body into Yoyoman's collar. Yoyoman lets go of Bullseye's whip and starts running around trying to get Skeletone off of him, but Skeletone just holds on tight, shanking Yoyoman over and over in the back. Tora decides it's finally time to make use of the Shard of Luck and holds it up, causing Titan Sean to be summoned to the battle. Sean immediately lets out an extremely angry shout and goes on a massive furious rant, which is entirely unintelligible due to his accent and the sheer anger in his tone. Sean then runs forth and rips out both of Yoyoman's shins with such force and speed that Yoyoman's body doesn't even seem to register that his shins are gone. Thicc uses this as an opportunity to grab hold of Yoyoman in her massive hand and begin squeezing him tightly, though this does force Skeletone to let go and drop to the ground.
"Alright, alright, enough of this violence, why don't we settle this with a kiss?" Victor exclaims suddenly, causing everybody else in the area to stare at him in disbelief, even Yoyoman. Thicc loosens her grip enough that Yoyoman falls out of it, but rather than attacking, he seems to legitimately consider Victor's offer, slowly walking towards him. However, right as he gets close to Victor, Yoyoman shakes his head.
"Yo breath stank my man" says Yoyoman, before pulling out two drumsticks and attempting to batter Victor with them. However, Li'l Bleedy uses its knife hands to zoom in between Yoyoman and Victor and hold back the drumsticks, before firing a rocket off point blank into Yoyoman's face. Yoyoman growls angrily as Levus, now recovered thanks to Melvin's talents, manages to ensnare him in a spiral of black flame, constricting and immobilizing Yoyoman where he is. Yoyoman tries to reach for one of his yoyos, but he proves to be unable to, causing the entire party to all begin readying up some of their best attacks.
"Like, ZOINKS CANNON!" shouts Shugi, firing off the blast at Yoyoman from the side.
"GET SHANKED BIATCH!" Skeletone screeches as he pulls out two daggers at once and hurls them into Yoyoman's chest.
"FEEL THE POWER OF LOVE!" Victor and Valencia both shout, both having one hand on Valencia's wand and the other hands holding one another, before casting a powered up love beam into Yoyoman.
"Do we all really need to have some thing we say when we attack? That'll get old fast." groans Tora, as she commands Jumbo, Viola, and Titan Sean to all attack Yoyoman with their full force. The rest of the party seems to agree, as they remain silent while they attack, with Levus squeezing the spiral of flame ever tighter while Melvin and Li'l Bleedy punch and stab Yoyoman at close range. Bullseye fires in some bullets whenever an opening appears, and to finish things off for good, Thicc grabs Knight Nikku's body and slams it into Yoyoman, hard enough that he is knocked out of Levus's spiral and falls to the ground.
"Yo...yo...yo...heh, you got skillz, but not ENOUGH!" Yoyoman croaks, before suddenly vanishing in what resembles a stock scene transition, leaving behind a yoyo, some drumsticks, a 6 inch footlong, some hair gel, and a variant of the yoyo known as the Yeye, which Thicc picks up before anyone else can. Skeletone grabs the drumsticks, and a few other members of the party take the rest of the various remaining items. Once this is complete, Melvin, Tora, Victor, Valencia, Levus, and Bullseye all go back over to the teleporter and leave to where they had been prior to the battle, while the other group stays behind to continue exploring their half of the land.