Two months has passed and my ankle already healed. While that's nice and all,

I haven't attended the first two weeks of the school year, great, now I need to catch up. While I'm riding my bike, lets talk about the school I ended up attending on my 1st year highschool.

Sobu has a high academic standards, and because that, the normiefags will probably attend here and not only that, I have heard their tennis club sucks ass while the girls counter part are pretty good, very nice I want to die already.

You might ask, why are you fucking attending there if you already act like an asshole that doesn't want to attend there then? Simple I lost a bet with my parents, I gotta chose what school I'm attending if I won the tournament I competed from 2 months (I forgot the name of the tournament somehow.) and I lost at the semifinals and I can't walk for two months, wonderful.

And to top it all up, I'm already late, I wonder what kind of hell I will be transported tomorow. As I parked at bike parking slot, a figure suddenly approached me.

"Oi, is that you Hikigaya?" A woman with mature proportions and a labcoat

I nodded

"Great, I'm Hitatsuka Shizuka, your homeroom and literature teacher, follow me." She said.

As I followed her without any words, she breaks the silence.

We stopped inside of her office

"Here we are." She boredly said.

"So, why am I here at your office sensei?" I replied.

"Well, we need to talk about the essay you have written in the entrance test?" She said while furiously tapping the desk.

"What about it sensei?" I said with a slight of grin.

As she rise up from her chair.

She sudden attempt of violence.

I dodge it safely.

"Don't fuck me with Hikigaya, I will break your glasses while it is still in your face." She said with a dread tone in her voice.

"Oh, sensei stop it your making me blus-"

I got punched in the gut.

"Ouch! Wtf sensei, you're gonna fucking kill me." I retorted to her wrongful way of interacting.

"Stop being a retard and answer me." She said in a calm manner.

"I'm just being a realistic person, what's wrong with that." I said confidently

As she raised her fist, like a shounen protagonist who is getting ready to fight.

As she commit another unacceptable act that a teacher should never do.

I thankfully dodge it, thanks to the Tennis Gods who gave me this power of extreme reflexes.

And I continued.

"As I was saying, I'm just being a realistic person, youth is just another plot device to control the gullible children who thinks highly of themselves, while being an aimless retard."

The attempts of assault didn't stop.

I manage to survive that woman's attacks as we actually started to talk about the 10/10 masterpiece essay that I written.

"God, you are hopeless." Shizuka face palmed.

"And why is that Hiratsuka-sensei?"

She was taken back by my question.

But she quickly recovers.

"For fuck sake, stop being a smartass, you exactly why you are hopeless. Its your unbearable attitude and your massive ego, I have heard you didn't join your previous school's tennis club, just because you are a little better than them, now look at you getting rekt in semifinals you insolent retard."

"I don't know about you, but that sounds like a comcompliment." I said with a full grin in my face.

She is gripping on something and its about to break.

And while talking to her, she made a face that where you were supposed to something.

"I think for now I'll bring and introduce you to your class." Shizuka said with a bored tone.

"And why would I introduce to those subhumans?" I jokingly asked.

She gave the purest smile that I have ever have the pleasure of witnessing.

And she said-

"Oh, I'm deeply sorry Hachiman-sama, but as you see, your presence is required, don't worry tho

She came close and said something directly in my ear.

"I will reward your patience ha-chi-man." She said with a seductive tone.

As I was turning red, she has grin that is covering her whole face.

But I will not lose to this woman.

"If smile like that more often, probably you'll be married by now?" I used my trump card against her.

As I got ready for defense.

An unexpected technique was executed.

Headpat"That goes for you too Hachiman, I know you are quite a dickhead, but you're a kind person and you care for others." She said while placing her hand in cheeks that was previously in my head.

I smiled at her and said-

"Thanks, Shizu-nee."

We walked thorough the corridors, felt a surreal experience.

I probably gonna write a lot of backstory in upcoming chapters, so that all the shit I was pulling will make bloody sense.