"So. Are you sure that this is going to work, Emiya?" Ritsuka asks as the two of them make their way to the rooftop of Chaldea Academy.
"It worked last time. I wouldn't understand how it won't work this time." Emiya hops onto on top of the room before pulling Ritsuka up. "Trace on…"
Emiya raises his hand forward as an item takes shape in front of him. It takes the form of a golf club as it drops to Ritsuka's hands. Ritsuka looks at the golf club before putting a golf ball on the floor. He gets into position before preparing his shot and swings his club launching the golf ball. Emiya measures the distance before giving a thumbs up. Ritsuka then takes out a small easter egg. He lets out a small gulp before placing it on the ground, preparing to shoot and swings his egg in the opposite direction of the golf ball.
"Good work. Now you just gotta leave it to lady luck to find." Emiya crosses his arms. He takes out a bow and a spiral sword, attaching the egg to his sword as he shoots in one direction. He waits for a second as the sword disappears from the sky. "We should head back. We should go look for an egg of our own to find."
"Y-Yeah. It just seems weird that a system like this would take place." Ritsuka comments as the two walks back into the school. The two could hear people fighting each other. There are massive arguments all over the school. The male servants are clashing with each other. They each were fighting over a certain girl's egg. The girls were frantically looking a specific guy's egg or perhaps each other for fun.
"This is chaos… How long has this been a tradition?!" Ritsuka exclaims in shock. Emiya simply puts his hand over his face before shaking his head.
"Not long enough for the academy to simply shut it down with all the expenses that it's probably paying." Emiya grunts with a sigh. "Now that we have all that taken care of. Let's go back to the dorms. We shouldn't be here any longer than we have to."
Before Ritsuka could respond, Cu gets thrown into the wall, headfirst, right next to the Master. Cu's body goes limp from either exhaustion or death. Ritsuka couldn't tell anymore.
"Lancer died again! RUN!" Cu Caster runs past the two with both Proto and Alter. Following the two was a long, dark-haired woman chasing the three with two spears. "AH! WE'RE SORRY SHISHOU SENPAI! WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN ACTUAL EGG!"
(Lancer Dead - 26 →30)
Ritsuka was simply speechless before tugging at Emiya's jacket. "GET ME OUT OF HERE."
"With pleasure."
Chaldea Academy
By: NexusMHX
Chapter 12: Dance Help
(A few days ago)
"Finally… Finals are done." Ritsuka stretches as he lets his headrest on the table. He felt exhausted. He heard everyone happily chatting away which caught his attention. Ritsuka stands up and walks to the massive group of people who were all surrounding Robin, trying to look over a piece of paper that he's holding.
"Oi oi! Back off! I'll tell you all who are getting what!" The students back off a little as Robin adjusts her head. "Jeez. Males will be getting light blue eggs in two days at 0800. Females will be getting pink eggs in one day at 1600. Egg retrieval is to take place in 3 days, no earlier than 1000. It will be delivered to your rooms."
"Egg retrieval? What's this for?" Ritsuka asks as Robin looks over.
"Huh? Oh right. This your first year here… Chaldea Academy has a tradition that's to take place after Midterms. Call it a ball." Robin explains showing his phone to Ritsuka. "Basically. Every person will have an egg. They are to hide their egg for other people to find. When found, they are to dance with you during the beginning of the ceremony based by the year."
"I-I see. That's something that I never heard about before." Ritsuka scratches his cheek.
"I would recommend you to be discreet when it comes to your egg though," Robin says.
"I'll keep that in mind… But how bad could it be?" Ritsuka asks as Robin simply pushes through the crowd and puts his arm around Ritsuka.
"Run for your life if you want to live. The servants here can get a little crazy." Robin whispers into Ritsuka's ear very discreetly. Robin breaks off. "Anyways. That's all the news. So stop hounding me. It'll be posted on the bulletin later."
'A ball? I… may have a big problem here.'
"You don't know how to dance? I fail to see how that's my problem." Edmond goes through a few of his papers, writing in a journal.
"Well. I was wondering if you could help me… I heard you were quite the dancer." Edmond raises his eyebrow at Ritsuka. "At my school, we didn't have anything like this. So I don't want to mess up badly."
Ritsuka gets onto his hands and knees. It's obvious that the subject of dancing was sensitive to Ritsuka for some reason. Edmond questions it a bit before shaking his head."How did you hear about all of this?"
"Huh?" Ritsuka questions lifting his head.
"Get the hell up. How did you realize that I was a good dancer?" Edmond asks.
"Kintoki," Ritsuka says sheepishly.
"... I figured as much. He was atrocious in his dancing. I taught him as a favor for his mother. It took many hours to get him half decent." Edmond says before looking over at Ritsuka. "However… This scenario is an exception. Let's see what you got."
"R-Right now?" Ritsuka was hesitant as Edmond simply grunts. He stands up stretching a little.
"Now," Edmond said with a glare that sent a chill down Ritsuka's spine.
"Yes, sir." Ritsuka jolts to his feet.
The two started to dance with Ritsuka trying to be alpha and Edmond is the beta. Ritsuka, however, was doing horribly. He would step on Edmond's foot, his pacing was off.
"Are you serious? I did not realize that you are this bad." Edmond breaks off before suddenly take the lead. "Precision. Accuracy. There is so much to work in so little time. You're in the worst position than Kintoki. If you are to do this… you will need to put everything into this!"
Edmond finishes off with a pose. Ritsuka was in awe in the skill and finesse that Edmond possessed. The door could be opened as a girl with long hair and glasses plops to the ground. Both Ritsuka and Edmond looked over at the girl. She lets out a simple chuckle, before taking a picture, places two pictures, and bolts as fast as she could.
"Osakabehime… Give me a moment." Energy surrounds around Edmond as he zooms into the hall. There's a high pitch screaming in fear.
"I guess Edmond doesn't love rumors…" Ritsuka whispers dryly.
Wassup my homies! This is NexusMHX here with another episode of Chaldea Academy. I have a short chapter here because I have to do a test. And normally I would just simply wait until after the test finishes before writing this, but then I thought. This isn't a fanfiction where there isn't a coherent story. It's supposed to be simple random fun. Sure there can be small segments. But in the end, it's just simple fun. So I don't need to think as much as I should have lawl. So after this little segment, get ready for some random shit. But for now. Hope you guys enjoyed. If you did, please leave a follow/favorite/comment for more content. This is NexusMHX signing off! Stay Classy!